Celeb waifu thread. Claims yours.
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Celeb waifu thread. Claims yours.
Claiming jew queen
>>674423818
damn, STEAL
>>674423512
The thumbnail made me think it was Bruce Jenner.
>>674424060
Such a qt.
Claiming.
>>674424165
Didn't know she had nice boobs.
>>674424165
Moar
> be me, come to claim Hershlag
>some jew already claimed her
> I claim Discount Hershlag
this goddess jew is 46 years old
>>674424475
Ari & Emma at the same time? Madman.
Happy st patrick's day!
AWESOME THREAD!! I LOVE SEEING THESE EVERYDAY!! ITS SO RANDOM!!
Claiming Cara
>>674424851
lel, why don't you claim madonna, you muppet
>>674424796
Da G!!
Evens i fap to ariana
Odds lia
muh poker waifu
>>674424796
>>674423818
>>674423937
flat chested ugly whore you mean
Claiming Mine
>>674424060
>>674424139
>>674424475
>>674424627
>feminaxi cuck detected
>>674425193
Dats a big mouth!
i claim this whore
>>674424703
I want this with her.
>>674425147
she's gorgeous anon, wtf you talking about
you one of them anti semites, or just plain old gay ?
>>674424615
I considered her one of the most beautiful women alive until she pulled that lame shit and tried to sue a company that didn't hire her because she was too old. I mean really?
>>674424851
as if you bitch ass could handle a wildling like Bjork.
also fucking CLAIMED
>>674424165
she is a disgusting shitskin
>>674425357
Will you feed her milk too?
>>674424627
nice! more please
>>674425459
Strait from the source.
>>674424593
> Discount Hershlag
what a fucking retard she is way hotter than that boy natalie
>>674425418
Thats fine I'll keep her all to myself.
>>674425517
>strait
>>674423512
Op took my waifu. Backup waifu initiated.
>>674425463
I think the Emma anon has a much bigger collection than me.
>>674425562
This is my Musician waifu
>>674423818
dubs get n steal
>>674425459
She'll feed me milk after she has my baby.
Claimed
>>674425596
George
>strait?
>>674425517
A carton?
>>674425656
no he doesn't, also that last pic was new to me
MINE
>>674425371
nah she is disgusting and when you see her without make up it just shows you how fake and ugly it is.
Claimed
>>674425904
Let us all know what Seth Macfarlane's dick tastes like.
>>674425990
Would still ram
>>674426129
with a baseball bat top the face
>>674425990
gorgeous
y u no claim me /b/
>>674426189
Holyshit, I don't know who she is, but I would suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit.
>>674425813
Pretty sure you do :)
Anyway, like this set?
>>674425139
>>674424796
>>674425087
>>674425193
is she like a meme? or something because she is not even remotely attractive or pretty...or is it because she looks childlike and that satisfies your pedo needs?
>>674426475
Looks like an 80's surfer dude
>>674426384
Because she looks like Sloth from Goonies.
>>674426420
i liek every emma set anon, you know this
>>674425156
that superherione figure though goddamn.
claimed
>>674426517
you must be one of them faggits
kat >>>>>>> ariana
when do we start talking lewd and masturbating?
k'tjing!
>>674426567
How about when she was bold and wore this with no bra?
>>674425211
Who is this
before the mess
>>674424265
Why are her eyes so asian?
>>674426724
nah he has a point she pretty much is a meme in the same way maisie williams is, she looks like a gremlin
>>674426849
we don't go back to your gay thread.
>>674426545
I'm with this guy. I never understand when you could pick anybody in the World why you'd pick someone so facially challenged.
>>674426945
some sets are better than others ofc
Claimed
>>674427024
Asians don't have blue eyes.
Claiming ghost
>>674427135
g is not a meme
>>674427155
i like how it looks 3d. deez are the best.
>>674424851
Oldie but goodie
>>674426959
NM figured it out
>>674427155
She needs to do it again...
>>674423818
Hershlag is mine
ok ok, so we have a special offer now, whomever takes masie also get a free miley ..
get it while it's hot guise
>>674427285
oh she is
>pic related
>>674427180
I win.
>>674423512
I can haz sloppy seconds?
>>674427503
we can only hope anon
>>674427550
>>674427732
would still hit / 10
no words are needed for this pic
>>674427772
holy shit, where has she been hiding those?
mine
>>674427948
thats because you are a jew cuck lol
>>674427285
Some more Maisie for the fans
>>674425990
Just looks kinda normal. Would.
>>674428037
>>674428192
>no words are needed for this pic
yes there are
plain jane
>>674427565
>get it while it's hot guise
2006-2011?
>>674428290
actually i'm not, but you're definitely a fascist homosexual
>>674428471
quiet, or well be stuck with em forever
>>674426189
Hnnnngh!
hannah is mine
>>674427709
I liked seeing the shape of her boobs, so perky.
homina homina
double claim
>>674428675
good job anon, saved!
>>674423512
I simply want to rape her or engage in a realistic rape fantasy role play. Idk why but imagining those big blue eyes filled with tears and smeared mascara makes my dick inot diamonds.
>>674428192
>>674428270
I think she's asking for your cum anon.
claimed
>>674428706
Now let's see a front shot, is this recent?
She's mine
>>674428509
kill yourself you jew homo
>>674428823
she doesn't need to ask for it
>>674425990
You're a duffus anon. You only proved she's beautiful
>>674427565
cool I'll take both little whores
top milf
>>674428649
I'm still waiting for a 1080 of her nude scene.
>>674426883
Maybe not a beauty but turn her around and hum the intro song and all is good. She does have talent after all.
>>674428778
Take this... it's too big for /b/
http://i.imgur.com/DTETUx6.png
>>674428974
Does she need to beg?
>>674428973
yes, yes, same old bigot rhetoric, can't out argument someone, so let's just start yelling lots of nasty stuff and show everyone you're a 12yo faggot. good job anon
>>674428823
>>674428974
>confirmed as gay guys trying to get each other off
no wonder you chose the boy looking feminazi lmao
>>674429017
wth is that thing?
>>674429017
Top-tier 3some tbh.
>>674427732
That's just not nice man.
>>674429065
you only see her ass i think
>>674429156
Forgot pic!
Him
>>674429192
>being this much of a butthurt jew cuck
kek
>>674429245
my little bitch
best olsen
>>674427217
But she looks like -_-
claimed
>>674429570
and more of the same, so much butthurt
>>674429449
i'm gonna get me some food anon
Jodie Sweetin ftw
>>674429585
why does she have caterpillars above her eyes?
>>674429720
god damn it
>>674429398
would rather ass-fuck beiber tbh.
>>674427732
You've caught their stunt doubles!
>>674423512
Who is she ?
>>674429745
You only need Emma to live.
>>674423512
claimed
>>674429657
And? Her eyes are beautiful.
>>674428734
>674424165
dub steal!!!
BIOTCH!!!
>>674429745
ahh so you are one of them gay guys who is trying to get each other off with boy like emma watson ahahha
>faggot confirmed
back to your gay threads homo lol
>>674430275
yep, still there
also a troll face, but i was hold back on saying that
>>674429585
That dress covers the hunch well TBH
>>674430327
I'm a girl fyi
claimed
>>674430275
Hi Maisie!
>>674423512
She said if I don't claim her i'm stabbed
>>674429017
Why doesn't she pull the mask down?
>>674423655
Chaka?
>>674429148
Let's keep jewish grandmothers out of this okay gaiz?
I guess I'll be that guy...
>>674430690
Reported
>>674430461
>tits with timestamp or GTFO
>pro-tip you cant because you are really a guy and a faggot.
Claimed.
>>674429585
muh dick is trying to escape
>>674429881
I still want to make semen on her eye brows
>>674430624
Because she's not ugly like you.
>>674430690
>not even a celeb
>claim discarded
>>674430428
Would still fuck her silly
>>674426327
Alright Negan calm down
>>674430931
>knows who she is
>claims she isn't famous
>>674430976
>>674426990
This is where the mess started faggot
>>674430896
haha, well, whatever works for you, i guess
i'm just legit surprised that a lot of people seem to find her attractive. don't get it.
Claiming
>>674430789
Im not gonna post my body all over the Internet for you virgins,get a fucking life holy shit
>>674429398
keep her
>>674431085
i had to google image search her actually, she is just some youtube attentionwhore, nobody famous
>>674431118
bold words
clamming
>>674431537
thank you for confirming my protip
faggot.
claiming
>>674430980
>>674430552
Dove Cameron is way too beautiful
>>674431795
claimed
>>674431683
Damn son good taste hardly ever see her posted.
>>674431706
thank god the gay police are patrolling /b/, keeping us safe from gays
is it ok to post non-trolls?
>>674431127
mainly they like her because she is 18 and the size of a12 year old
But that is OK as long as she wears pony tails and calls me Mister
>>674431799
That's obviously not her anon.
>>674431587
Not buying it. You knew who she was and was just giving him shit. If you didn't know who she was, I doubt you would have bothered posting.
>>674431706
If I post my tits you're gonna call me slut,I can't win either way
>>674431849
>be me
>at the height of my crush on Anna Kendrick
>middle of the night
>parents are asleep, can't make any noise
>fapping to pictures of her
>even hornier than usual
>so horny I have to use my dildo
>don't have any lube, use spit
>fap while the dildo is in my ass
>open this picture
>for some reason my mind is blown, it becomes instantly my favorite picture of her
>I go full slut
>I let go of my cock, grab the dildo and fuck myself
>usually without preparation and lube I can't go really hard
>fuck my ass harder and faster than I ever did
>my asshole is incredibly open
>normally it would hurt me, this time it feels so fucking good
>I'm panting, trying not to moan out loud
>I'm giving myself a merciless pounding and I love it
>I'm staring at her the whole time
>I finally grab my cock and explode all over my chest
>not a prostate orgasm but it feels insanely good in my ass and in my cock
>takes me a minute to recover
>wtf just happened?
>been in love with this particular picture ever since
>always think about this night whenever I see Anna Kendrick
>>674431900
nice choice
>>674431948
Yeah? well thats like your opinion, man
>>674432021
what the fuck dude
>>674431849
Holy shit whatever happened to her?
>>674432021
What in the fuck
>>674423512
Holy shit is that alison brie? I thought the dorky nerd look was all she had going on for her, wow.
>>674432217
She's killed.
>>674423512
kill yerself
>>674429398
Armpit hair/10
>>674432217
nothing man, she's just busy being beautiful.
>>674431971
>trying this hard to be a woman on /b/
seriously faggot we know why your here because your a gay guy who gets off on trying to get straight guys to circle jerk with ya, go take your mental disorder elsewhere
>>674431893
kys faggot
>>674432177
>>674432222
Relax, it's pasta, nice dubs / quads though.
>>674424843
mate, if you think you can get her drunk and she'll end up fucking you, you're terribly wrong. you're gonna be in a coma and she'll not even be drunk yet...
>>674431957
nah i looked it up and thought "what an idiot posting a non celeb in a celeb waifu claim thread"
Claimed
Id feed her my soul all day everyday
>>674432441
*you're a gay guy
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