>>674376107
fucking scumbag

>>674376107
>So far im thinking of just pouring coffee into it
That will do the trick, do it faggot.

>>674376736
Abuse the system when you can, It fucks you over everyday lol

My friend sat his macbook on a wood burning stove yesterday and it blew the fuck up. Go that route.

>>674376846
Two wrongs do not make a right.

>>674376821
OP here.

Im thinking ill just go this, i mean almost everything will need changing

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>>674377311
>yfw they only change the coffe

tape some sponge to the cooler outlets
run a meaty benchmark
when you smell burning open another benchmark
???
profit

>>674377152
It makes for a free laptop tho

>>674378653
Sensible kek

>>674378204
Sponge does what bro? I always like free shit, thinking for consoles and shit

>>674376107
If your waranty allows you to open it, damage something inside in a feasible way, like remove the heatsink and run it for about five minutes, then strip a couple screws that are key to opening it, but don't directly allow you to get anywhere. Such screws would be like the ones covering RAM and such, as that's a common upgrade, but there are normally key screws under the RAM.

Cover the cooling vents with a damp (wrung out) towel, leave on until dead.

If warranty is complete accident cover then pour 500ml bottle of Coca Cola slowly into the keyboard (say cat/dog/baby knocked it over).

>>674380407
why cola and not coffee though?

It is complete accident

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the Apple Geniuses had a burst of laughters when he took his 1½ year old "plausibly destroyed" Macpoop.

"Sir, we offer you a replacement for 1,999 $".