By talking to girls. As though they're like human beings or something like that.

>>674375186
A rag, chloroform, zip ties, and chains in the basement.

>>674375313
/thread

>>674375377
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>674375280
Yeah but I meant after that, like how do you ask her to be your gf?

>>674375186
By lowering your standards.

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>>674375413
Use your words.

>>674375413
You don't, stop chasing women, start focusing on yourself and your career and they will line up at your feet.

>>674375494
You must be rolling in pussy, being on 4chan and all

>>674375186
>be you
> be a nice fag and make her feel special
> show interest in her
> ask her out

>>674375586
Weak b8

>>674375186

if she's pretty or beautiful you need money and good looks. or just money.

if she's ugly or fat, you just need to shower.

>godspeed OP.

>>674375467
Ha

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>>674375410
Hah this guy again

>>674375753
Couldnt the mods ban them for claiming to be13?

>>674375410
I think I saw this copypasta 13 years ago, only it had more desu and shit.

>>674375413
It's not a marriage, you don't start on a certain day. After a while of going on dates you'll 'be' dating. Key is not to get hung up, woman say they want a man to focus on them but the reality is they want a man who can attract women. Learn to be flirtatious and funny and don't chase after a woman. You can pursue her but always be ready to drop out immediately. It's sounds shallow but all women really have to offer is their pussy, men are expected to bring everything to the table. Ask yourself with this woman can offer you aside from her pussy, not the other way around.

>>674375937
Thanks for the advice anon

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>>674375905
this one says desu (prounounced Dess) rite?

Money and style