here's hoping this is dubs, and OP is female.

I love you, OP.

Grandma said yes!

Chicken butt

>>674367394
this chick has to be a pornstar. name?

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well she alredy turned me off before, but actually yesterday she just agreed to go out with me tonight, so what could go wrong...

get em dubs

Rollerooni

Sorry no dubs are allowed here

>>674369418
okay I'm not forced to say dumb shit that's even better

Rolling.

rolling let's fucking go

>>674367394
I fucking love crazy eyes

>>674367394
Not gonna happen.

>>674369411

>>674367394
rollin

Hei rolling

K

Dinrar roll

why not

>>674367394
REEEEEEEEE

Lets went

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I never get dubs

Giggledick

>>674367394

roll,

It's too late at night to contact her and to post results, but I'll roll anyway.

What if trops?

>>674367394
rollerino

>>674367394
what nationality of this girl op?

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>>674367394
the last girl i spoke to was my girlfriend.

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Rollin

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Roll

Rally

>>674371322
Winrar

Rooooolll

Rill

Rollller

>>674370688
bruh

/b i dont know what the fuck to do. Shes not my girlfriend. Well maybe she is now...what the fuck.

>>674371588
You got dubs, but you've never talked to a girl.

Cont

I never spoke with gurl :^)

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>>674371904
Pic didnt load

Cunt

Nagger

>>674371956
>oh since when?

Niggls

>>674367394
rawling

no u

>>674371956
kek if thats your girlfriend. if not well then

>>674367394
T

>>674371956
Lol

>>674367394
Your mom already said yes

>>674367394
Roll

>>674371983
Well what the fuck else do i say??? I have a social life, but maybe im another autistic fuck when talking to girls

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>>674371956
>tfw crippling loneliness leaves me dead inside and my jealousy turned hate leaves me broken and cynical to any real human interaction...

>>674372060
Shes not lmao. Im so fucking confused right now zozzle

>>674372119
You just say "I love you" or some cute ass nigga shit idk I'm no good with girls either bruh

rolling, gl :S

>>674367394
My mom said "sure lol! Is everything ok sweetie"

As long as it's not me doing it, I'm down.

Im latin so no delivery

>>674371956
Take it and be grateful

>>674367394
Pulling a hopeful get, we just had sex 2 days ago, real talk, I want more than just sex with her.

To think that b actually got me a gf. Thank you anons

>>674371956
Tell her you're not kidding around. Ask her on a date without asbergering the whole interaction. Be direct and suggest you take her to a movie or something. Perfect date for Autists, you don't have to talk for 2 hours

I don't even remember the last girl I talked to.

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>>674372406
Refuckingrolling.

>>674367394
rollolo

Last girl I talked to was my girlfriend but imma stay for the other results anyway

Never gonna happen scrublords.

>>674367394
rol

>>674372630
She's gonna cut contact with you soon anon, don't get attached.

>>674367394
Roll

>>674372733
Postpls

>>674372744
How so? Im in the same boat

>>674372795
sent message but hasn't replied yet

R

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>>674372744
Honestly, I made her squirt 4 times in the back seat of her car. I'm gonna try to keep her at least. Plus, she made fun of my Ex when we ran into her at the store, so she's a keeper anyways in my book.

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>>674372733
>>674372795

>>674372630
Simple agreement is basically a sign of dying enjoyment. Maybe I'm wrong, but usually conversations are two sided and that one is all anon

>>674369411

do eet faggot

git em

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well honestly i was unaware

>>674373023
Those look better, but is she cute?

Rollerino

Well, please no dubs

>>674373192
Fuck yeah, God was mercy

>>674367394
rather "will you be my jail cell bitch"?

>>674367394
Oh lawd

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>>674373145
Dude, she's out of my fucking league. Not pictured: a shockingly thick ass that she knows how to use.

>>674373289
OH OFF BY ONE SO CLOSE

>>674371956
>>674373135
got similar result
too stupid to know how to screencap my phone.
so yeah

>>674373320
You know you can just do it anyway right

>>674371938
This man speaks for half of b

>>674373308
gross dude, if that's out of your league then you must be the god damn hunchback

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huh

>>674373418
Yeah but I know that's not gonna end well, I just wanted to see if I'd get dubs ironically, I did just roll this >>674373422

Risky, especially at 6AM, but I'll take it.
fuckfuckfuck

>>674367394
Sure but how about if I say it in a more casual way like "do you want to go out this weekend?"

>>674373308
Mad props dude. I'm hooking up with an 8/10 qt uni student. We fuck in her dorm all the time and she is loud as fuck, been confronted a few times. The life

>>674373488
Kek, nice one anon

>>674373488
>he last spoke to a nigger

>>674373569
NO BETA THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS

>>674373477
Oh please, where do you think you are. Also, you got dubs. Tell her faggot.
>>674373574
Oh god, when she started getting up there with the noise and digging her nails into my back, I was having fun. Christ, fuck girls who don't even make any noise.

>>674373623
not a nigger thank fuck

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>>674367394
Well, she's 17, so here's hoping this guy doesn't come for me if I hit dubs.

>>674367394
roll

>>674373803
Hey, look! It's Christopher Handsome! https://youtu.be/k-u16l4mE2g

>>674373917
You obviously mean Chips Handon. Rerolling but I don't have her on Kik/fb/anything so dunno how I'll deliver.

>>674374119
Make a video

>>674374233
Checked. Also not sure when I'll see her again. We work together but rarely on the same day. Perhaps I'll just cap this thread or something in case of dubs.

>>674374666
>>674374699
Two in a row

>>674374666
Does trips count?

>>674374794
If trips you must propose marriage

Nope

>>674375001
Off by one yess

>>674374233
Ah damn I know this life. I might post a video cause I'm seeing the girl I had in mind and I rolled 2 dubs on here, may cry upon rejection for maximum keks

>>674367394
nope

>>674374666
>>674374871
satan trips, you gotta ask is she want's to fuck a goat while being sacrificed to out lord and saviour lucifer

rooolllo foolooo

>>674369411
Have you seen porn? Lawl ... these chicks are everywhere where i live, how does this look like a pornstar

>>674374481
See >>674375040
tagged the wrong post lolol

Renhl

>>674371053
Asian, probably chinese or taiwanese

>>674367394
Well, my girl is the last one I talked to...so do I gotta ask my girl if she'll be my girl ?
I mean uhhh redundant but eh. If the dubs say it.

>>674375040
Just be confident, /b/ro. Bitches love confidence. And smiley faces.

Rawlin

Henry rollin

>"Mom, will you be my girlfriend?"

>>674367394
last girl i spoke to... busdriver... she is actually quite attractive... but i´ve seen her smacking the shit out of people that dont follow her orders....
ROLLING

>>674367394
33 dubs

Riengs

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>>674375198
Oh she's friendzoned me before though. Because her brother didn't like me. Out of all the retarded reasons. I'm still tryna pressure her into sitting on my face and end my life though.

OP What do you mean by "girl"? In my office there are several women and they're all over 40 and/or already married

Only rolling because she's cute and this way i will feel some sort of obligation to ask her out

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>>674371956
>since when

I7oll

will deliver if must

>>674373308
Fuck that, nothing is out of your league. That mentality is poison /b/rotha

>>674375622
YOU GOTTA ASK ONE OF THOSE HOOCHIE MAMAS TO BE YA BABY MAMAS

damn

Gucci

>>674373308
that is is out of someones league? Lol. This is garbage.
not pictured : a huge 800lbs faggot

>>674375525
Escaping the friend zone is an arduous journey, but not an impossible one. Her brother not liking you isn't a valid reason for it either, so if she tries to pull that card again, call her on it.

roll. last girl I spoke to was my gf

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>>674375622
>ITT: Anon unwittingly ends up getting himself into a granny porn scenario

>mfw last time i spoke to a girl was 4 years ago

>>674367394
>posting pics of linda

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Translation:

>Oh my god
>This is all so sudden
>I don't know what to say

Anyways, she's my GF already for years.

The last chick I spoke to has a boyfriend that would literally kill me

But.... She's already my grilfen

>not bragging
>I secretly wish to be single
>but puss outweighs no-puss

>>674377318
do it faggot

Rolll.

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I never get dubs anyway so I know I'm safe

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ayy fuck it lmao

ok.

shrdfhxdfhx

>>674376268
If this is true, you've had terrible luck at drive thrus, stores, and any other customer service establishment.... All be it Not the type of talk youd go for with a female, but "thanks for the big Mac" would still count....

>>674371956
>since when ?

That's some 10/10 autism

>>674377184
Polish?

ayylmao reddot

>>674378062
That's not polish

let's see if I have to be a sneaky fggot with my friend by askin his gf

>>674378409
Hence the question mark

>>674378489
huh close one

Rollin, last spoke to female bestie

>>674378062
Bosnian

>>674378555
fuck me and my trips

reroll

>>674367394
I spoke to my ex though. How sad is that.

I never get dubs so I'm safe.

>>674367394
fuck man, I'd have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to be my girlfriend
spooky

>>674378726
Pretty sad you fag.

Rerolll

Feels.

this could be awkward

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>>674378766
Spooked.

Rerollerino

Rolujem

omg pls no

>>674371877
>reply to dubs
>gets dubs

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>>674367394
M'lady

>>674378766
do it now

>>674373023
>still thinking squirting is real
>four times
in a row?
this makes it pretty unbelievable to me,

>>674367394
plz no

>>674378796
The second to last girl I spoke to is my previous ex. The fuck is wrong with me

>>674367394
The skinny girl in class. GL.

ROlling. oh fuck

im spooked

>>674379122
post pics of reply m8

Roll, but I won't post it since no one here speaks Slav

>>674367394
ok

Rolling

I never get dubs it's fine

kek no dubs for me

>>674379497
here take mine

Spoke to an ex that now lives across the states.
Pretty pointless but i never get dubs anyway

rollerino

>>674367394
So fucking edgy!

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Roll

>>674375825
Eh, I know. But still.
>>674376028
Okay cuck.

>>674367394
role

>>674379855
Riperino

Check my quints

>>674373023
do you get sick of that emoji

>>674379977
rip for dubs

>>674372119
>I am your gf
>cool. Now get over here. This dick isn't going to suck itself

But she basically just kindly rejected you there bruh

>>I deliver

>>674379122
>>674378766
both me kekels
does it have to be in english or can it be my native woodenclogtongue?

22 get

>>674372630
Fucking cringe to the max. I hope your 16 to be spilling that much spaghetti

>>674367394

last spoke to my wife, she's asleep, will let you know what happens.

fuck it, leggo

>>674380428
reroll

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>>674379977
She said no

>>674370752
source?

>>674367394
Rolling.

Lets see

Reroll

lel

>>674378409
>>674378062
Serbocroatian

Fuck it, roll

>>674381245
true..
roll

>>674380551
Little caprice

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>people with gfs already posting screencaps of them asking their gf to be their gf thinking it's cute and funny
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFF

>>674382822
gj

Rollerino

>>674382975
Jeez, must be hard being virgin

no fags are posting results

>>674382822
noice

>>674367394
Hodor!

Ayy lmao

Would be interesting.

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her

Rolllz

mkay

All the fags saying it to their girlfriends, seriously fuck off you fucking normies.

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I'm scared... what if Siri says no?

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>>674373023
>tfw this triggered memories of my forst and only gf 8 years ago

>tfw havent fucked in 3 years

She asleep, said g-night an hour ago. What do?

ggeeettt

>>674385499
Rip anon

The last girl i talked to was on kik so ya...

Please no

try

>>674367394
I'll roll

>>674386004
Reroll for second last ect

roll rip my rng

rol

>>674367394
Trollin'

>>674385655
Winrar

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Pls no

I never get dubs

No dubs for me

Ayy

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>>674371904
>i dont know what the fuck to do
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial

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Dubs? Haha, they have never existed, so fuck off