Immediately take off my socks when I get home and run my four fingers between each of my toes and get a big whiff of the sweaty soles I've built up all day.

>>674348305
When I do too much physical activity and I become aware of my own heart beat I freak out and go into "cicada mode" which is basically me resting on my side with my body in a rect position and quietly going "greeeee" until I calm down.

>>674348305

Literally do the same thing lol

Secretly I deez Nuts HA! Goteem

Want to cuddle the fuck out of a thick thighed german loli girl.

>>674349482
I live alone with no close neighbors and do that for the same reason
Old habits die hard

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>>674348305
This. I'm Lego Hockey Guy.

Do any of you remember me, or care about my Autistic Hockey League season? I had a small fan base a while back, but stopped posting after being temporarily banned from /sp/.

>>674348305
I blame the cancerous relatable post faggots on reddit and iFunny who set some sort of social norm of "this is my childhood right here."
>Never built forts out of couch cushions
>Never interested in owning a Tamogatchi
>Never liked Cartoon Network or 90's cartoons

I dont like being lumped into this disgusting 90's popular culture just because Im a millenial

>>674348305
I get really close to mirrors and stare into my own eyes. After a while I disconnect from reality and it's really weird.

>>674350407
Autism Hockey guy you're cool and all but it's sort of cringey to say that you have a fanbase on any 4chan board and then trying to promote yourself elsewhere.

I hate my father in law.

>>674348305
I build sandcastles

>>674351070
Not self-promoting at all, I only posted because people requested it

I destroy sandcastles

I feed the orphans

>>674350948
I do this until my face doesn't look the same then I refocus and then I make the stupidest face I can

when i have really dry fingers and i touch dry surfaces, like newspaper, or a chalkboard or something. i cringe/shiver and i usually lick my fingers to wet them. i thought everyone hated dry fingers, but i told a friend and he told me it was fucking weird.

>>674350948
I do this too.

1. Close eyes
2. Push fingers it eyelids
3. Watch funny patterns

Do stamp collector's actually exist? I always see this trope on TV when a character is supposed to be seen as boring. The problem is that Ive never seen one in the wild. Im beginning to suspect that its complete bullshit.

>>674348305
Still living at home. You rebel you.

Sometimes I accidentally an immigrant.

always clean my feet before I go to bed,
even when I'm drunk, sick, angry, so lazy Thai I don't want to change clothes or wash my teeth, I have to wash my feet with hot water and soap.

>>674352176
Post feet :^)

>>674348305
fuck that feel
why did my asshole dad have to sleep in the room next to the kitchen

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>>674352176
I'm a dude, bro