Waifu claiming thread. Version 2
>Atago = Castro
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>try to survive
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Claimed
Ryougi Shiki claimed
>>674262773
>>674262662
<3
Obligatory claim.
>>674262638
Holy shit, that must have sucked all kinds of phallus. Sounds exactly like the kind of shit that would happy with me. Fucking sucks.
>>674262773
Nice, hope you have fun on it.
>>674262861
Super Eight? Can't say I've heard of that.
>Dark Knight Returns is the shit, too bad Frank Miller is a hack fraud now.
>Thanks, it's not as good as yours though
Nah, yours are great. Flattered though.
>>674262757
>I'd recognize that filename anywhere
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>674261303
>Caitlyn Jenner
Just want to point out that the fact that a man wins the Woman of the Year award proves that men are better than women even at being women
>>674261898
Was just wondering, is the volume 3 the last volume or are more projected?
Mr. Clockwork Orange Villain aka Torchwick and Neo are pretty cool. I just hope teachers get involved and fight too.
>>674263035
Start over again then
Best claim.
Sup
>>674262861
I fly a lot so i'm used to it, but my dad is an amateur. Him and his side of the family even tried going to dinner an hour before the flight.
Ayy
I'm probably gonna be pretty quiet this thread
>claimed
Sleepy Waifu...
>>674263227
>>674256426
Thanks for the defense there Shiro, greatly appreciated.
this okay?
>>674263166
Volume 3 is no where near the end. They're doing 3-5 volume per season and I think they wanna do 3 seasons
It's gonna be a long show. Maybe to take RvB's place once that's done
>>674263393
is cute waifu
has stocking been on at all today?
>>674263623
MOOIOOOÖØDS!!!!!!!
>>674263623
>>674263858
Havent seen Stocking yet. Probably at work or class.
OY VEY
>>674263155
Can't stat unfortunately. At my parent's house, had to do some work for them and about to leave.
Have a good night.
>>674263623
>>674263697
Is it tho?
>>674263858
Yes, he was on during the first thread made today.
>>674263891
Are the mods comatose or something???
>>674263467
Got your back, bro!
Good job insta-claiming this time.
How is it going today?
>>674263993
Yup, yup! He was here briefly a few hours ago before he left for work.
>>674263858
stocking was on earlier but had to go to work or something
>>674263623
wut
>>674264168
>>674264164
>>674264066
thats good to know. i swear he said something yesterday about not coming back.
>>674264046
I'm already used to normalfaggots being busy.
Stick around whenever you have the time.
>>674263697
>shit, wrong pic
>>674264087
Yep, things are going mildly better than the last few days, at least I have something to distract myself with now that I started work again. You having a good day so far?
>>674264342
Did he? I don't recall.
>>674264342
>about not coming back.
Ah - He was just a little beside himself. He'll be here.
>>674264164
Yeah, that's probably it.
>>674264342
Stocking is probably taking a break or was trying not to cause drama. Seems like people have been attacking him a lot
>>674264669
Hey Yuuko. How's life?
>>674263166
I can't argue with this, that's pretty fucking solid.
>>674264003
Gibes me shekels.
>>674264669
Heyo Yuuko, hope your day went well.
>>674263133
They were a parody, and pretty good at it too. And I mistyped, it's section eight, not super eight.
The members include
Six pack, who's power is being piss drunk
Dog welder, he welds dog corpses to people
Bueno Exellente, a balding Latino who uses the "power of perversion" speaks only is Bueno and Exellente. Used as a reaction image
The Defenestrator, he is a burly Schwarzenegger parody who caries around a window to throw people out of
Friendly Fire, he can fire lasers from his fingers, but tends to hit only teammates
Shakes, a think hobo with Parkinson's, he upsets and unnerves people with his disease
Flemgem, he sneezes on people
Juan de Baton-Baton, a mime with the "power of Frenchness" hits people with a stale baguette and blinds people with terrible food
They first appeared in Hitman #18
That took a while to type out
Fran anon
>>674264605
If only to spend my time with you.
From what I can interpret there has been some drama in these parts.
Somewhat glad I got to miss it.
>>674265045
>drama
I prefer the term intelligent discussion.
Tenryuu claimed
>>674264891
>>674264867
Hello there, thanks for asking. Hope you are all doing well. I just spent my whole day at the library.
>when you can't sleep so you go to the library at 7 am
>>674264986
Topkek, especially like "Shakes". I can see why you like them so much. Confused me a bit when you said super eight, somewhat thought you were talking about the movie.
I've never heard of them before, huh. DC is behind them I presume?
You didn't have to type all of that out, thanks though, buddy.
>>674265045
It wasn't even really worth mentioning.
Just a bunch of people ERP'ing.
>Best german Cv Claimed
>>674265424
Found anything interesting?
>>674265424
Sorry couldn't sleep man, that sucks. Hope you enjoyed your time at the library, read anything good?
>>674265502
Heyo Graf, WoW going good?
>>674265467
Yeah, though DC has basically canned them. And I may as well just linked you to a wiki page
>>674265424
Any nice books?
>>674262813
Sry op, that's the 84th time someone claimed her this week.
claimeddd
best girl of all time claimed.
>>674265658
>>674265765
>>674265818
Nope, I just went there to get school work done.
You reading anything? Books, manga, comics whatever.
>>674265787
Moo
>>674265499
Hello there
>>674265818
That fucking sucks, not enough people backed them I guess?
Yeah, I would have read it either way, thanks for typing it for me though. Favorite Batman comic?
>>674265045
Yeah... What's done is done. We'd rather discuss something else
>>674265424
Sounds like a fun time. Read anything good at least?
>>674265499
>>674265367
Hmm. I guess it was only a matter of time before the ERPers would catch wind and poke their noses in.
Not surprising but yeah, glad I missed it.
>>674266165
Not currently, so much reading for studying so when I want to relax I prefer to just watch something like anime or youtube.
>>674265787
Heyo Cowgirl.
>>674266165
At least you got some school work done, that's good to hear. Reading OPM right now but the website I'm reading it on has to catch up. Also reading the ROTJ novelization because I'm a geek.
Aside from that, nahh. You?
Makamakamakamakamaka
>>674266165
Moo moo.
>>674266487
Hi.
Ok, time to go for real.
Have a good night, but not you Ruri.
Have a sexy night.
>>674266165
Who doesn't love the killing joke?
>>674266190
Currently reading the Destroyermen series. Think of GATE, but with a WW2 Navy ship, and no going back
As for manga, keeping up with Dorohedoro and Monster musume as they update, but not anything else at the moment
>>674266756
Great taste
>>674266165
I know the question wasn't directed at me, but I'll roll with it. I have been trying my hand with The Call of Cthulu. It's kind of strange I was always a fan of Lovecraftian horror, but had I never read any books from the man, until now.
>>674266362
It will probably rear its ugly head if you decide to hang out for some time.
>>674266898
Bye.
>>674266756
flatflatflatflatflatflatflatflatflatflatflatflatflatflatflat
>>674265765
Yes !
Im playing with Tenryuu right now :)
>Sr for not responding
>How do u know that ?
>One slot free
>>674267082
Welp, we closely lost and played against bots...
>>674266958
Thanks, friends!
>>674267057
Flat is best. Gravity is a bitch later in life.
>>674266761
Milk going well?
>>674266898
See ya, don't go dying on us.
>>674266912
Mmmm, the killing joke is great. My person of color.
Really liked the movie for the Dark Knight returns as well, don't think the Killing Joke got a movie, it really should. Good stuff.
>>674267082
>I have spyware on your computer, no worries.
You mentioned you were going to play WoW last thread.
>I read most every post that's posted.
>Even the disgusting ones.
>>674266487
i haven't really sat down to read anything for fun in years.
I either do school or waste my time here or on YouTube. Animals should have been made simpler.
What are you up to?
>>674266912
Batman? Loved the cartoon as a kid.
>>674267035
3spooky5me
>>674266165
I'll greet you two times, just because you're extremely cool.
>Heyo, Yuuko.
>>674266362
You're in a trip or something? you never have too much time to funpost.
Not getting impatient, just curious.
>>674267488
Who is this man and why does have my dubs?
>playing KanColle
>finish a battle
>get Atago
>mfw
>>674267035
>trying my hand
Oboi, here we go. H.P Lovecraft is great though, good taste.
>>674267488
Agreed, we're too complicated but at the same time extremely simple. I also do this, what a life we live.
Nothing much, watching two middle aged gentlemen discuss movies. You?
>>674267035
More of a Mountains of Madness kinda guy, though Whisperers in the Dark is also a great one
>>674267057
>>674267399
Oh, can we have another war about the optimal cup size?
>>674267424
I hope they do the Killiverse for Deadpool 2, or the Dead Presidents. At least have the opening being Deadpool describing the rating system and that R means no kids
>>674267488
>3spooky5me
>>674267424
Its always going well.
>>674262813
>>674267795
I think it's really the parent's fault if they take their kid in to see that movie without knowing what it is. They should know what the rating is before going in, it's not really the movie's job to do this.
Yeah, hope they handle the sequels well. Though, I do feel like Deadpool humor is going to get old really quick on the big screen. Just doesn't have the same charm it has in the comics I feel.
>>674267881
Mmm, glad to hear it. Gotta feed that addiction.
>>674267944
>
>>674267944
>K-on
Disgusting. I wouldn't kill myself in that rope. Here, i have a fixed one. Fits perfectly for me tho.
>>674267305
At least we surive ...
>>674267424
>I have spyware on your computer, no worries.
Totaly calmed
>My memory has never been good
>>674267795
That happens often here? I don't normally poke my head in these threads, but most of the time you guys seem pretty nice to one another.
>>674267618
that's nothing compared to these trip
>>674267781
Probably going to peel potatoes for dinner. Use whatever meat is available. Hamburg; baloney whatever i'm single.
>>674267944
>K-On
So basically going to hell?
>>674267781
I'll have to write an index of all the hand puns we make. Though I may need to point out how many of them are mine, and that I can count on one hand how many were actually good
>>674267944
Maybe later, but not till Christmas
>>674268170
Yeah, but I could help be be kinda appalled at the SEVEN year old a few seats down from me. And yeah, something's don't translate as well to movies, like Lovecraftian horror, which is actually beat in video games and table top games
>>674268387
Not really, this is a pretty comfy hugbox most of the time. We just have funny discussions.
>No space for hate here
>>674268320
Don't worry, while my hands are at the wheel no anxiety should be had. It's all smooth sailing from here.
>The fuck am I going on about.
That's fine, my memory is also shady.
>>674268406
That sounds pretty good, jealous.
>Being single is infinitely superior compared to dating.
>>674268517
Mmmm, love your puns.
Meh, that's the parent's fault. When I was younger I saw worse than movies like that and I turned out however people think of me. So I'm not that worried about a kid seeing a movie like that.
>>674268741
>No space for hate here
Only tender love, right?
>>674268387
Nah, i made them into nice, comfy threads with a chilled atmosphere....
BTW: OP, i'm making the next thread. Tenryuu approved.
>>674268406
>i'm single
>can't even get trips
I can see why.
>>674267795
I have been thinking about picking those up, especially Mountains of Madness. Thanks for the recs.
>>674267781
Hey Hand-kun. How are you?
>>674268741
Good to know. Place seems relatively untouched by the savages on this board lol.
>>674269114
I'm doing alright, can't really complain I suppose. Need to get my hair cut again, I know that much.
Thanks for asking man, hope you're feeling better.
>>674269336
Should i bother asking asking about your health today?
Noire the CPU claimed.
Back here guys, how's going so far? ^^
>>674268387
Well, it did Monday. Or at least I think that is what the war was over, I missed most of it
>>674268962
Ok, true, but I doubt he even got most of the jokes.
>>674269114
No problem, also pick up Eternal Darkness, Sanity's Requiem, or just a emulator of it
>>674269014
>Only tender love, right?
Exactly. Big doses of sweet, tender love.
>>674269331
These threads don't look like /b/ threads, they are mostly cancer-free, something really, really appealing
>>674269781
>Noire the CPU
How many core does she have? Which architecture? 16-, 14-, 12- or even 10nm? Is she able to do hyperthreading? Which kinds of memory does she support? Which socket is compatible with her?
>>674269969
Not even gonna bother asking what that's about lol. Well, i gotta head out, I'll be sure to pop by these threads more often. Cheers!
>>674270273
These threads are like a whole different website honestly. Doesnt have that same feeling as the rest of /b/
>In a good way
Also, should I do Chinese again tonight or Pizza? Dont feel like cooking really
>>674269659
Still dying from the zulu darts that hit me on my last adventure. Just wait a few nights and I'll phoenix my way through it. No worries.
>>674269969
Well, kids are generally pretty stupid. He probably just likes the action, nothing wrong with that. Little guy likes Deadpool so take him to see Deadpool.
>>674269969
A manuscript of anything is easy if you know where to look.
>>674269336
Don't really wanna talk about that right now. Glad you're feeling well though.
>>674270527
>Chinese or Pizza?
Why not mixing them together?
>>674270490
cya Maka-anon! Hope to see you often!
>>674270527
It's our wonderful safe haven
>X or pizza
Pizza
Had to do some stuff, now im back. What did i miss?
>>674270697
Yeah, I guess. Then again maybe I'm venting my frustration that my parents never let me see R rated movies till I was 18
>>674270834
Hm?
>>674270839
>combine pizza and Chinese
You are a genius!
>>674270273
Huu~ ...
>>674270839
Tried that once. Wasn't too bad
>>674271007
Pizza it is. Gonna go with BBQ Chicken as per usual
>They have Mac and Cheese Pizza
>mfw its actually really good
>>674270839
Shit that sounds amazing. Let the rest of America hear about this and a great enemy of yours will fall to heart failure long before you revolution.
>>674271388
Sorry, too much Dank Web these couple of days.
>>674271535
>Mac and Cheese Pizza
'murica
Hey guys
did I miss anything?
>>674271535
>BBQ Chicken
And now I'm hungry.
>>674270363
Lastation architecture
2 Physical cores 4.0 Gigahips
2 Virutal cores 3.0 Gigatiddies
10nm
Yes, she can hyperthread but for now it isn't
And universal socket
>Kek
>>674271535
How my pizza usually looks like:
>extra large
>lots of salami and chillipepper salami
>bacon
I feel how i'm going to live 5 years less when i ate it, but it's worth it
>>674271873
Do you eat beef?
>>674271995
>forgot pic
>>674271040
>>674271683
Not much, it has been a pretty normal thread
>>674271535
>Mac and cheese pizza
I had no idea that was even a thing
>>674270834
Alright man, listening to music right now I presume?
Thanks, I appreciate that.
>>674271388
Fuck, that sucks man. Can see why that would urk you if that's the case. I'd probably take my kid to see an R rated movie like Deadpool. My son that is, not my daughter.
Parents didn't really care what I saw when I was little. Dad would show me after images of napalm strikes and what not, so my whole outlook on what kids can see and what they can't is a bit different.
>>674271683
Nope, not much.
Fluttershy claimed bitches.
clmd
>>674271995
>>674271535
>Pizza
Worth living in Italy for the pizza.
>And all the other dishes too
ITT Shit Waifus
>Master Waifu Reporting
>>674262813
Lady vorago from World of warcraft claimed, claimed
>>674272026
Erry night bby.
Really though yeah I eat mostly meat, beef is the best of course.
Didn't contribute much today, but it's already time for bed.
Sleep well everyone!
>>674271873
That makes two of us
>I should eat more often
>>674271995
>>674272126
I usually get a BBQ Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza, but i've had to cut that out cause it was killing me. I gained 12-15 pounds last summer surviving off that.
>>674272201
It's so good. Here they do 4 cheeses and it taste like heaven
>>674272275
I'm Italian so Pizza is in my blood. But living in the States, you get exposed to some damn fine versions of it
>Except Chicago Deep Dish
>It's okay at best. Really hyped up
>>674272201
>>674272208
glad I didn't miss much then
>>674272415
don't be rude friend
>>674272739
night
>>674272739
Bye, sleep well
Did somebody say [Neopolitan, blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Neo's Dairy Kingdom is back open for business, only for a short time today. Come and get your free double scoop of Ice Cream with Day 3, or 4 (not sure anymore) of the promotion. We've got Strawberry, chocolate dolphins, sprinkles, vanilla, chocolate, Neopolitan's Neapolitan Ice Cream, Malted French People, (lemon).
>>674272739
Lass dich nicht von Facharbeitern vergewaltigen
>>674272947
But the thread said to insult the peasant waifus
>>674272739
Goodnight Shiro!
>>674273054
Two scoops of Strawberry, as per usual. What's up?
>>674273054
I want 2 scoops of "I don't care"
>>674272739
G'Night Shiro ^^
>>674272741
Yeah, even if it doesn't seem like it, in every country there's always places where they make really good pizzas.
>>674272741
>Ranch
And now I'm not hungry.
>Chicago Deep Dish
Its a fucking casserole, its not pizza.
>>674273054
But I've already got two big scoops of vanilla right here.
>>674273054
Hey, Dairy Queen. Don't think I can eat Ice Cream right now or I'd throw up. Thanks for the offer though, buddy. Still give you some head pats/hugs though if you like.
>>674272415
Heyo Mastah.
>>674273054
Day 3 i tink.
Ill take liqurice icecream as always
>>674272208
You psychic or something?
https://youtu.be/ucry7ZxDD_g
>>674272684
Medium Rare stumps all.
>>674272739
Good night.
>>674272739
Night Shiro!
>>674273054
Hi Neo, nice to see you again. How's the day going?
>Lemon pls
>I've seen your waifu fighting
>Damn son, she good at it
>>674272739
Goodnight sweetheart
>>674273054
>day 4
I'll take some nigger dolphins
>>674273054
Can I have more malted french people please?
>>674273054
Did you managed to do Mojito Ice cream?
If yes, I'll take that ^^
>Anyway, if you can, you should try the cocktail, it's pretty good
>>674273166
We are a hugbox, insults are uncommon
>Hug
>>674273307
My nigga.
-Holstaur
>>674273287
Why would you take syndra if you suck at league, you can't even bring her true pottencial out
>>674272208
Yeah, luckily my friends parents didn't give a shit and let me watch whatever whole I was over
>>674273054
I'll take a malt of EVERY FLAVOR
>>674273714
Alright Alright
>>674273208
I hear that Nordic places have really good pizza. Had a Tuna Pizza from a Japanese/Vietnamese place and it was basically Sushi Pizza. So good...
>>674273224
It's really not bad at all. It's like a small bit to add flavor. They slobber it with BBQ sauce though which makes up for it
>Wish I got that now
Thank god i'm not the only one who thought that. Chicago Deep Dish is just disappointing
>>674273727
Are these burgers gluten free?
>>674273307
Perhaps.
>Medium Rare
>My slave of color
>>674272739
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>674273913
Nice, gotta dig the cool parents your friends had when you were little, really plays a hand in how your childhood plays out.
>Look, I did a thing.
>>674274172
>smug hands
>took me a few seconds
>kek
>>674273187
Alrighty Red, we got a double scoop of the Strawberries.
>>674273340
We've always got a crate of lemon after that fateful day.
I know. Neo is too good at fighting. I still don't understand how her semblance works, though.
>>674273230
Pats and hugs are always good, especially from hand-kun himself.
Just got back from Cheltenham Horse races. I don't bet on horse racing, but my God father was there with my parents so I tagged along for the ride. Yourselves?
>>674273224
Sometimes sitting back and having somebody else get you ice cream is good. Maybe you should give us a chance.
>>674273287
As always. Your strange taste is not gonna be discriminated against here.
>>674273400
Chocolate dolphins coming up. Sure you don't want some ice cream with that?
>>674273465
French People with chocolate dolphins?
>>674273548
Funny you should say that. I actually had one today. Gotta admit, it was pretty damn good.
>>674273204
We've finally ordered some in. How's the Nazi Tech treating ya? Getting Skyrim to 10000 fps?
>>674273913
Uhhh, we can try and make that happen. So... Since we can only give away 2 scoops, should we mix them all together into one big ball of malt?
>>674274374
Is it realy that werd?
>>674274172
-Holstaur
>>674274374
of course
>>674274575
yes
>>674274304
>>674273727
My negroid friends.
>tats
>>674273967
Like other dishes (I can't remind any now), it became a worldwide dish u.u
>>674274374
Glad to gear that ^^
Just by searching on the net, you can find a lot of different cocktails.
>My favourite is Tequila Sunrise
bloody mary
>>674274374
Thanks Neo! Always great service!
>>674274947
>>674274947
>>674274947
New, Tenryuu-certified thread:
>>674275085
>>674275085
>>674275085
W-Which one?
>>674275097
>>674275191
>>674274374
Thanks Neo!
>I'm eager to see more Neo on RWBY
I won't entertain you any more, you seem busy!
>Emi
>>674275097
>>674275191
Another civil war scenario?
>>674275418
>>674269042
Tenryuu did say he was gonna make next thread