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/nzg/ - The New Zealand thread!
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>>674009605
woop woop
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Central Auckland reporting
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>>674009605
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wut it do fuckers.
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had been waiting for this all night, now that its here. I am dissapoint.
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>>674009605
dunedin here
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I had a burrito for lunch and just before I had to do a massive poo. I went to the BK to shit and the whole time was preparing my comeback for when they asked me to buy something to use their loo. Nobody asked. I bought nothing and stole their WiFi.
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>>674010067
Its kind of like that every night.
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im a hamilton
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>>674010067
Hey look on the bright side, at least now you can kill yourself.
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finally its up thanks OP heres a dick pic
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>>674010067
so it's a normal nz bread
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who's in Auckland?
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>>674010421
See
>>674009838
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>>674010067
what does it need to do for people to actually not be disappointed in these threads for the once?
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>>674010482
likey likey
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Dunners reporting.

Still recovering from those two beers. Wild times.
How are you fullas?
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>>674010114
oath
>>674010166
am kill already
>>674010401
yes
>>674010512
golden days are over
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>>674010512
OC nudes.
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>>674010421
>>674009838
North shore reporting in
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>>674010629
GTR-guy reporting, fuvkin great mate, know where i can score?
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>>674010629
Sup ISIS brethren. TFW we got recruited last night.
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>>674010687
fuck off
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Dairy Flat reporting in
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>>674009840
love this meme
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>>674010687
>>674010687
lets make a vola?
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>>674010629
A whole two beers? wild man. did you get taken advantage of by some wondering female?
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what is a decent price to get an ounce for?
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[email protected]
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hi fellow nzfags, does it make me gay for liking traps?
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>>674010687
you nigs and the IDBro-doxxing faggot ruined the thread
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>>674010930
A what?
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>>674010972
$300 no more than 400
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>>674011025
Yes.
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>>674011025
Are you gay if you like cock?
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>>674011068
newfag alert :(
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Kebabs are love.

Kebabs are life.
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>>674009605
Why is idbro even gone?
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>>674010745
Yeah, mate. There's a big apartment complex out in Milburn. Go there and never come back. Cheers.
>>674010816
Hey mate. We reppin' now, I guess!
>>674010952
Eight bucks to get wild. It's a good life. I had to take advantage of myself though
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>>674011060
>>674010841
Fuck I love triggering you cunts. As if anyone wants NZ nudes.
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>>674011137
No, you don't understand.
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Heyo Chch reporting in
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The New Zillin flag, brought to you by Chanui.
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>>674011100
>>674011134
Well, i like girls, just i like dick more than pussy, so I'm unsure if I'm gay or not its hard key just trying to see other peoples opinion on it
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>>674011060
IDBro never got doxxed no idea why people say this
We would have all his info by now if it was the case
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>>674011407
You're a faggot who likes traps. Embrace who you are because nobody cares.
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>>674011500
>implying anyonw gives a flying fuck about that little chinky faggot. grow up
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>>674011060

>he didnt die
>he didnt get doxxed
>hes not on vacation
nigga just up and left
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>>674011407
Your gay. Accept it, move on.

Really, it's fine no one cares anymore.

Your dad will be disappointed but hey that was probably inevitable anyway
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>>674011243
>I had to take advantage of myself though
I have to as well

>tfw single af and tinder isnt coming through for me

anyone in dunners wanna catch deadpool at 9pm either friday or sat?
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Back at it again with the paint.
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>>674011542
coulda been nice about.. jesus
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>>674011367
what?
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>>674011390
Nu Zilnds best tea
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>>674011762
Exactly
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>>674011705
Everyone's already seen it mate.
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>>674010930
Do it for them sweet sweet Dunedin nudes
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>>674011060
he never got doxxed you new fag.
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waikato reporting in
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>>674011407
Back in Oldfag times we just used the term 'bi' and I think it still covers it.

Now of course you can demand everybody recognise your right not to be judged as anything and have your own personal bathroom every fucking building you walk in to.
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>>674011744
I was nice. I didn't tell you to kill yourself. Get yourself a nice trap wife and fuck her boipussy. It doesn't matter because nobody cares.
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>>674011893
Hey I'm up for it if dunners agree's to take the pics ;3
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Does anyone have vodafone, how to get decent mobile data with that shit?
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>>674011635
>ritanon mad because he can't get famous by himself and has to mention idbro in every post
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>>674011864
yeah well I dont see anyone else coming up with anything good.
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What do you guys think of my big baggie
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>>674011389
'sup, g?
>>674011705
Keen if my car is still good by then, yeah
>>674011812
Also biscuits. Real talk though, that dudes scar is really off-putting
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>>674012017
>being mad about a chink faggot
top kek m8. stay mad
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>we live in a land where foreigners can come and take our jobs

The business I work for got sold to some Indians and my employment gets terminated at the end of the month
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Had a bacon steak sandwich for dinner. It was ok.
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>>674011954
Bro, I had to sign up for a work Facebook page, and the fucking thing asked for my pronouns. We need a revolution.
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>>674011060
This.
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east auckland nudes?
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pls r8 my gf
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>>674012173
post bruh
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any of you fags know how much it costs for a hit of LSD in this country?
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>>674012055
Just get drunk alone and watch movies on your laptop.
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>>674012115
>Keen if my car is still good by then, yeah
just leg it like me
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>>674012173
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT ALL NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER
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>>674012222
so close
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>>674012002
Not with voda but I worked for them 3 years ago... What's the problem?
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>>674010745

the fuck off the internet pete you old cunt
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>>674012252
oh.. im sorry i'll stop
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>>674012223
bout 10 for a tab
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>>674012100
looks about as dry as weet bix.
shit crap.
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>>674012002
vodafone x plan and every month get the $3 data steal
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>>674012233
but thats not a meet up.

But getting wasted off grants and watching my little pony '86 movie sounds like a good night to me
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>>674012277
my names Irfan faggot
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>>674012333
moar! trips have spoken
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>>674012158
Gas isn't even on.
fucking dumb cunt.
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>>674012402
yolo jacobs creek in a drink bottle tonight
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>>674012252
i support this movement
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>>674012100
Chuck some milk and sugar on it and you got yourself a kiwi kids breakfast
>>674012367
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>674012455
That you db?
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>>674012410

buy a real car then, get a v-tec
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>>674012551
When I get home BBQ.
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>>674011025

don't let society put you in a box mang
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>>674012554
dude bro
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whats everyones fetish?

>inb4 sheep
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>>674012443
Just as well for her. Who is stupid enough to fry bacon naked?
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pls rate my wife
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>>674012712
Women being disgusted by me.
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>>674012712
Piss, asphyxiation, disinterest
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>>674012554
nah, on beersies.

>>674012733
I fucking know right.
dumb cunt.

>>674012800
9/11 would lift with.
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>>674012800
7/10 body
im scared shes the type to ask for a manager tho
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>>674012822
>>674012868
I could get into these
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Dunners reporting, bruh
>>674010629
You need to settle down, mate. Don't go too overboard
>>674010745
Didn't think I'd see this again, haha!
>>674011705
Friday would be ideal!
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>>674012844
tan lines are ugly.
dumb bitch.
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>>674012979
You'll act bored while I fuck you, then get choked and pissed on? When do we meet?
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>>674012712
getting called daddy but without being all incest like
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>>674013252
There's no way for that not to be incesty
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>>674013200
but i want to do the choking and pissing on
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>>674010120
me too bruv

sup?
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Otaki here,
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>>674012712
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hey who dunedin here

there's absolutely fucking nothing
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>>674013420
No no. I dom
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>>674012712

its like when ppl ask what your fantasy is.
i honestly don't know anymore.
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>>674013331
its ez when the girl saying daddy is not your skin colour
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>>674013610
bane penis mask obv
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>674013717
top kek
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>>674013129
Hey mate! They were rather large beers, in fairness. Was still crack up, regardless.
What's good, anyway?
>>674013514
We Dunedin here. How's it going?
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>>674013722
fuck off cunt
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>>674011635
The real IDbro here. Why you so mad fool? Suck my 4 inch dick you faggot. I'll let a nobody like you taste my cum.
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>>674013717
how did you know! omg are you my mum!?

lol
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>>674014174
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>674014174
stay gay faggot
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>>674013911
Saved yourself!
Nah not a lot man, Youtube at the moment. Finally sussed that assessment I was stuck on in the weekend!
How's about you?
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>Christchurch

Here as usual
You guys must've started early, it's only 9
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>>674014775
ey mate
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>>674014849
Howdy
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Tinychat has gotten gay as fuck.

Cool story bro, threads went gay.
Tinychat got infected.
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>>674014775
Im gonna b in chch easter weekend nigs, lets do a meet up
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>>674014985
im in chch this weekend to start up an apprenticeship
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>>674014985
Sure, why not
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>>674014618
Sweet as! So you all up to speed on the work again?
Nothing doing, I've gone back to tea for this evening though
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Auckland fag here. need to leave this country asap. this nation is a fucking toilet
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>>674013448
not too much man, quiet night.

yourself?
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>>674012173
I live east aucks, dump em brah. Any of Lauren Currid?
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West auckland. Got a tin, who wants to sas?
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>>674012800
You guys in AK? I would fucking slay her.
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>>674012844
name?
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>>674015728
For the most part, yeah. Stress levels are down, now
Tea's more forgiving than beer, probably tastes better too
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>>674016252
waikato faggot
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Tauranga here, been playing LoL all night, good shit fam it's lit.
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>>674012712
Ops mum?
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>>674016053
where you gonna go?
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>>674016344
horse pussy
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>>674012712
femdom

nz is a kink wasteland so why even bother
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>>674009838
Am I retarded for thinking that was the Skytower for like 10 minutes.
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>>674016425
why are people afraid of heights? fucking pussy cunts that not even fucking scary i would do that for a hundred bucks or so
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>>674016058
same here, just chillin

where abouts in hams are you at?
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>>674016336
Was time getting a bit tight like? Good that you're sorted now, onya.
Beer was pretty funny though!
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>>674016502
>>674016502
Opotiki
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>>674016680
fairfield, you?
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>>674012100
well at least you have some
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>>674016385
Forgot image.
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Yo fuckers im coming to auckland for acl, anyone know where to get pingas? xoxo
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>>674016884
mfw
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>>674016721
Nah but didn't like the idea of it hanging over my head
Bit of bants, was it?
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>>674016812
bader mayn

don't think i've seen anyone on here from fairfield before
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Hey cunt nuggets, what're people in palmy doing on Saturday night? Anyone wanna get drunk or blazed with some peeps?
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anyone in dunners wanna go for a late night walk around town?
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>>674017018
Tried the bank?
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Dunedin - some hoe give me a blowy
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>>674016123
buying or selling?
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>>674017174
True, true. Sooner it's ticked off the list, the better.
Yeah, mang. Was in the Tinychat talking shit
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>>674017298
Where you?
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>>674017298
>being this much of a serial rapist
no thanks.
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>>674017408
central

>>674017411
only a little bit of rape
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>>674016344
anymore pics? Want to be cucked by a shredded 6' 200lbs gym bro
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>>674017325
K, I'm fat with blue hair, in the octogan right now.
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>>674017298
It's still early
>>674017336
Exactly what I was thinking
Oh true, does that go off at all?
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>>674017411
Same. High st
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>>674017535
only if you're willing to be prepped
>inb4 gay
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>>674017550
Kek, fits the description of someone I know
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>674017332
just wanna smoke with someone
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>>674017613
>It's still early
its dark out
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>>674017783
KYS you been at it for weeks now no one gives a shit
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>>674017613
Yeah mate, there's a bunch of regulars in most nights
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>>674017660
Haha I'm on Manor Pl
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>>674017881
oh true, i got a few 50s if ur keen to blaze up?
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>>674017900
> a few weeks
you mean his entire sad life
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>>674017900
Except there's actually people in there actually talking
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>>674017707
whatever you want my man, this tren is making me want to do depraved things.
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>>674017882
It gets dark at like, 8:30, still early in my mind!
>>674017998
Oh true, not a lot was ever happening when I jumped on there, was ages ago though
>>674018044
I'm on Manor quite a lot!
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ABANDON THREAD
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>>674018281
>It gets dark at like, 8:30, still early in my mind!
some of us have work man
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>>674018281
It's still early by my watch too, for the record.
Yeah, it went dead for a while, but it's pretty regularly happenin' nowadays
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>>674018490
>http://tinychat com/nzcam
no one talks for 2 mins and suddenly we all have to abandon thread?
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>>674018490
Tickle my Elmo
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>>674018658
ain't ticklin shit

gtfo
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>>674018703
I don't want you to Tickle shit, I said Tickle my Elmo.
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>>674018510
I guess I can accept that excuse
>>674018587
Oh true. More active than here or nah?
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>>674018896
don't wanna tickle your elmo either
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>>674018945
Probably, yeah. I just chill in both
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Should we meet up then manor pl guy? just chillin at home with this chick i live with and we want something to do
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>>674018490
Abandon nudes?
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ABANDON THREAD
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>>674019140
yes plz
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>>674019140
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>>674019140
mmmmmh Lacey
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>>674019317
Are you aware of how seedy you seem?
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>>674019317
Really? Are you retarded? Or just desperate?
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>>674019257
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>>674019512
we all know you wouldn't turn down a bj from lacey
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>>674019317
love me a little bit of lacey
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>>674019286
>>674019647
yawn
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>>674019743
Depends if it came with a proven disease free certification or not.
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>>674019317
>>674019874
Fuck yeah. Lacey.

>>674019970
Can confirm disease free.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiDeMGzlCA0
Nothing can compare to this.
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>>674020118
the cleanest slut in all of south d
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>>674019916
i know but its all i have :(

post more of ur own then cunt
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>>674020118
Lacey go home, you're drunk.
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>>674020257
North D m8
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>>674020118
i love massive veiny tits
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>>674020311
lel
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>>674019081
Sweet, good way to keep occupied
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>>674020341
>>674020311
don't drink and fry, lacey
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>>674009605
>New Zealand
>New

What happened to old Zealand?
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right, i think its time for a good solid cry and some sleep, night thread.
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>>674020556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand

bro
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>>674020556
It's a Provence in the Netherlands. Zeeland.
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>>674012100
Pretty solid looking bag bro, what is it, Glad?
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>>674020556
It's in Denmark
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>>674020556
It's in the Netherlands. New version was discovered by a Dutchfag.
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>>674020634
oh jesus shut up you fucking pussy
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>>674020341
her tits look way smaller in this photo. she must've lost some kilos
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>>674020534
fuck off bruh,
drinking and frying is the best shit.

don't fry and burn your face off more like.
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>>674019970
also depends if she swallows or not
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>>674019140
lol who are these sluts
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>>674020661
>>674020649
>The island is not connected historically to the Pacific nation of New Zealand, which is named after the Dutch province of Zeeland

Bro
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>>674020145
Ha, classic.
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>>674020857
some trashy dunners bogan sluts. the one with all the nudes is lacey winder. we're all waiting for korrins nudes to surface though
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chch reporting in
anything major ive missed in the past month
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>>674021000
I have a picture of Korrin's pussy.

Pic related. Is Korrin.
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>>674020838
They all swallow if you hold their heads...

Either that or angry dragon time.
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>>674021103
We're not falling for that bait again
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>>674021000
lmao have mutual friends with lacey
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>>674021103
nice try fag. we've all seen the so called pussy photo. go fuck off back into the hole you came from
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anyone looking to score, i got some buds i need gone asap
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>>674009840
>>674010929

samefag

shit meme is shit
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>>674020270
no because i'm not a cancerous nudes fag
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>>674021147
what a waste of cum. this bitch should have swallowed it all
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>>674021103
how small is she?
that coke can looks huge
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>>674021271
where you at?
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>>674021271
wea
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>674021378
west auck
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