Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Best husbando claimed.
Hey everyone!
Best waifu claimed~
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>anime
claimed
Graf zeppelin claimed
Someone wanna join us on WoWs ?
one spot left we play T5-T6 ships
Taihou and Admiral here!
>>673561527
>>673561111
Nice digits. I have never watched Durarara, was thinking about watching it, but I have been kind of unmotivated to watch anything lately.
Faust is really hard to get into, I have been listening to this song for years, the experimentation is always appreciated though.
Claimed
Sup
>Rubyanon
>>673561565
Hallo Shiro. Alles fit am Samstag?
>Lust auf eine wenig WoWs (und Voice chat wenn Interesse?)
>>673561645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paZcBwCLLBM
>>673561678
I'm always ready. Just ask.
Prinz Eugen claimed
>>673561527
>>673561565
>>673561645
>>673561673
>>673561678
>>673561480
>>673561717
>>673561750
>>673561776
>>673561787
>>673561810
Welcome back!
>>673561170
Only 6 Yottabytes? Step up your game dude why don't you have a geopbyte. Fucking casual
Best type-moon claimed
>>673561673
ayy lmao
>>673561840
>Yottabytes
Step up nigga, me and my 8 Xenottabyte ballsack are waiting for you.
>>673561837
i will invite u in 7 min
>>673561840
ohayo again
>>673561840
Geopbyte? God damn son, those are some Texas-sized balls you got
>Nice
We can only have 3 Kanmusu in a division... Who are we paring up with? We have: Tenten, Shiki, Shiro, Graf and me
>>673562170
>>673562310
Step up...
>>673562377
>>673561837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNoVTWSgZTk
>>673562221
>One off
>>673561840
Thanks Graf!
>>673562377
Are the team matches still up?
Mugi claimed
>>673562529
Shiro, Shiki and Graf are in a division right now... I'm alone...
I gotta go eat lunch and get some groceries, before I go though I'll leave you with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY
>>673562170
Xenottabyte huh? That's cute. Can't compare to a 9 Shilentnobyte ballsack though
>>673562310
Thanks!
>>673562489
>against Atagos tits
Stand down we don't have a chance
>>673562703
Welcome to the club
>>673562614
Welcome back Mugi!
>>673561776
Yeah, I know that lack of motivation. I have many things I'd like to watch but just can't get motivated enough for.
Durarara!!'s pretty fun, the way the story is told is pretty original and it doesn't get boring.
saiko yonebayashi
thank you ishida sui
>>673562614
>eating over your precious equipment
She... She-- She wouldn't, would she...?!
>>673562614
Hey there Mugi.
>>673562703
>I'm alone
Yep. Know that feel
My waifu
Are you fucking faggots for real?
>>673562703
At this moment im playing with Shiki
>>673562703
I invited you to my division tho...
>>673563084
Does it have StatTrakâ„¢?
Obligatory claim.
>>673561527
Total War: Shogun 2. This game is difficult as all hell. Hope you enjoy your show, glad your day's been going well so far Ginko!
>>673562782
You have WoWs? Username? Server client? (I'm Canadian but I'm on the EU client because a lot of us are European here)
>>673563167
yes
>>673563167
I'm make believe
>>673563167
No. It is all in your head.
>>673563084
D-do you... umm... have sex? Cause that's gotta hurt
>>673562738
Cower before the might of my 12 Domegemegrottebyte ballsack.
>>673562489
H-Heh.
>>673562803
I'm searching for new stuff right now, but if all else fails I'll just watch NGE again, to get me back into the swing of things.
i saw somebody stole mugi again. goddamnit i knew i should've come back sooner...
>>673563084
Noice
>>673563167
Yes. Are you ?
>>673563220
What difficulty are you playing on Hand-kun?
And if you want difficult total war, try west roman Atilla.
>>673561565
Ayyyy, got some fresh insults?
>>673561776
How ya doing, Tats?
>>673563460
Eh. Post anyways.
>>673563167
Yeah
>>673563084
Looks battle scarred to me
>>673563222
I'll have to move to an EU server, and I have to see once I'm home
>>673563460
Sharing is caring
>>673563167
Probably.
>>673563561
Normal because I'm a puss and I'm horrible at RTS games. Only reason I own Shogun 2 is because I got it while it was on sale.
>>673563624
>Sharing is caring
No-one respects a cuck.
>>673563187
>>673562703
We can always run a match making in same time
>so great idea
>>673563167
In the end, nothing is real
>>673563220
Welcome back Hand-kun
>>673563453
Heh, it's only 12? Behold the beauty that is 20 Domegemegrottebyte ballsack
>Complemeted with 20 Shilentnobyte shaft
>>673563460
>>673562614
How do I know which one is the real one?
My waifu
Erma from Tenchi GXP. I dont care if she's a disguise for someone else, I love her design and personality!
>>673561837
Ahoy Tenryuu! Alles im Lot bei mir, von der Karlsruhe mal abgesehen. Macht kein Schaden, kassier dafür aber umso mehr...
Ich spiel derzeit erstmal nur Tier 4 mit einer 25% Siegesrate, das will ich dir nicht antun.
>>673561840
Hey there, Eugen! I wasn't in the last thread, but thanks for the welcome none the less.
How are doing today?
>>673563084
... I worship a 11 year old anime girl, but that's nothing compared to your level of autism.
>>673563624
>>673563611
oh well... he doesnt seem to be active. i went to go play some vidya and now im watching azumanga daioh. i have 8 minutes left in this episode so i'll be back in 8 minutes.
>>673563220
I'm not big on RTS games, but judging from the images on Google, it looks pretty fun.
>>673563453
If you have a list of anime you've watched somewhere, I could try giving you some recommendations if you want.
I'd definitely recommend Durarara!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqQgJxA76Bc
>>673563361
As if an anime loving faggot as yourself, neither do you.
>>673563781
>does that mean I used to be a cuck with Ruby
>>673563911
Oh you weren't? Whoops! I'm ok I guess, just kinda bored. You?
>>673563976
Alright have fun!
Amu GET
>>673564159
>Having a waifu and having sex are mutually exclusive
>Implying
>>673563789
Thanks Ruby, always happy to see ya here.
>>673564146
Neither am I, just something I play when I have nothing to do. Yeah, it's pretty fun.
>>673563911
Ist ja nicht so das ich eh nichts verlieren kann...ich kenne sowas. Aber Voice Chat klingt doch fein, oder?
>>673564286
>does that mean I used to be a cuck with Ruby
Technically, maybe.
>Unless you're into that sort of thing
>>673561565
Hey Shiro! Sorry I never said hi earlier. What's up?
>>673564580
Same with you Hand-kun. These threads are always fun
>>673563789
>How do I know which one is the real one?
Observe their speech mannerisms.
>>673563605
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Seriously though, it's getting pretty difficult to attack you, since you already should know how autistic and pathetic it is to have a horse as your waifu.
Maybe I should try to come up with some insults on Vinyl specifically instead of the whole bestiality thing.
>>673564286
I'm close to murdering someone because the Karlsruhe is worst ship ever. I bet she isn't even in Kancolle!
>>673563789
What a joke. I've got at least 20 on each ball. Git gud.
>>673563605
Just sorting through my Vinyl collection re organizing it and stuff. You?
https://youtu.be/1xKdKaAjw-o
>>673564146
Sadly no, I have no records or anything of the sort. I just kind of jumped from series to series from the beginning and I kind of ended up watching a ton of them.
>>673561666
>>673561673
Please consider
>>673563702
Shogun 2 is definitely a good entry to the series being relatively simple and smooth, I would also really recommend fall of the samurai dlc if you like it, really changes the game up by introducing useful gunpowder units.
>tfw Atago manages to sink a Iowa in a Kuma
Hello guys
Premed here!
>>673564982
IOWA GO HOME STEP UP IOWA FAGS
KAMIKAZE TORPEDOS
at what age did you realize you need to see a psychotherapist you now call on a first name basis?
alright im back. 21 of 26 episodes have been watched.
>>673564982
>Atago is suicider
We can start in same time if u wanna
Still one spot free here
>>673565136
Hi
>>673564793
Thanks Ruby, I appreciate that. Yeah, they really are.
>>673565136
Hey Fran-kun. Hope you feel better after last night.
>>673564793
Oh wow
>>673564904
No need for murder! Murder Is bad! Pillows are made for punching
>>673565222
Checked, welcome back!
>>673565275
In my Divi too
>>673565222
>>673564937
Oh yeah, it's pretty fun for a first time RTS. Also own a Star Wars RTS that I've never touched.
>>673565206
Been seeing a few since around 15, why?
>>673565275
Hey! How have you been
>>673565328
Yeah, I didn't sleep as well I would have liked to, but don't worry, I'm better now
Nothing sleeping in and playing with your dog wont fix
>>673565222
>>673564904
She is not that hairy, and I don't even know how elderberries smell like
Already went immune to that, because me and some polish guy always used to insult eachothers waifu. You can try though
>>673564910
>Vinyl collection
Kek
Was playing CSGO with Miia/Snek guy, now I'm searching for something good to listen to
(Also, your and my song together sound kinda good, I like)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKfbgp4p-4
>>673565534
Oh shit I didn't even notice you came in, hi Fran! How're you doing?
>>673565619
>I should reverse this image
>>673565136
Hey there Fran! How's it going?
>>673564910
>Only 20 on each
Step up son. Can't go wrong with 40 on each ball and 80 for the shaft
>>673564809
I've noticed that everytime this happens. Definitely helps
But if they both engage in fisticuffs then how will I know who to shoot?
>>673565328
It's nothing. That flu gone now? No anus ruptures?
>>673565349
Don't worry, you were claiming as Roseanon, so you're not a real cuckold
Plus you got a Eugen so you're in the clear
>>673565534
Hello there pre-med fran. Hope you are well.
>>673565499
I've always been more of a turn based kinda guy, probably because I don't have the reflexes needed to be good
>>673565641
No problem, this will be my third post
>>673564910
I didn't actually want to send that link, but since you like it it's all cool.
https://youtu.be/EGNKgah948s
>>673565845
Not even close man. How about 80 for each ball and a wopping 90 for the shaft.
>>673565534
Poor thing, glad you're doing better. Had me worried after last night, glad you're feeling better now though. Also happy that you're still enjoying your weekend!
>>673565845
Still sick, no anus ruptures. It's also getting pretty hot here so there's also that. Thanks for asking man.
>>673565941
Also a fan of turn based games, trying to hone my quick thinking abilities with games like these. I get that though, RTS games always have me on edge.
I accidently slept 11 fucking hours. I truly woke up at 12 PM. I'm wasting my Saturday...
>>673566083
Can't compare when I got 99 for each ball, 20 for the sack, and 99 for the shaft
>>673566317
No problem. Can't have you dead or someone might try to take your waifu
>That'd be impressive honestly
>>673565845
Any much you're up to?
>>673566317
And glad you haven't ruptured your anus. As for turnbased strategy, I would recommend you look up the Sadowrun Returns games. The story is also pretty great
>>673565861
Don't good, what about you?
>>673566083
Quick question: Do you actually like that music? I mean, I do, but I dont know many people who are into this as well
I'll probably spend my evening with some Noise or Grind in the beginning, and then go to something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWMOoFFgLU
>>673565845
Hm. I'd say that you should shoot the one who is not squeezing his eyes shut and wildly spinning his arms at the other.
THE PAINTERS LEFT I CAN PLAY THE DIVISION
>>673566603
If someone managed to take my rotting hand and claim it as theirs. They earned it.
>I'll try not to die
>>673566626
Thanks, Fran-kun. Glad you weren't shanked by crack whores. Currently playing KOTR, love Star Wars so it's been a lot of fun playing this so far.
>>673566810
Nice, hope you have fun man.
>>673566810
kekekkekek give me your nickname and what T u play ?
>4chan orgy in div
Hanako claimed.
Hi all.
>>673566626
Sorry to hear that, i'm sure thread will cheer you up.
I'm good, but lazy so I am now telling you that i will get something done. Since i have said this i must comply with my own word.
>>673566714
I am. I wouldn't call myself a noise freak and I don't hang around /noise/ that much, but I do regularly listen to noise music.
https://youtu.be/UQm8qpexnjo
>>673566603
Shit man I guess I really am beat.
>>673567193
Hi Hana! How you doing?
>>673563084
More like knifu
>>673567042
They were meth heads, and setting for shadowrun is pretty great, it started as a table top game, which I play tons of. Think of combining cyberpunk and magic, but actually good
>>673567193
I see you like your waifus well done
>>673567322
Not bad mate. Long day.
Yourself?
>>673567272
Oh, cool
Also, I dont care if I already did show u this band, but they are still fucking great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_6rhF8LH8g
>>673566626
Not up to too much so far. Just relaxing for a little. Thanks for asking! Glad to see you here
>>673566730
Sounds like a good idea
>>673566810
Nice! Have fun!
>tfw all your friends have The Division & you're too broke for it
>>673567042
That'd be a better post than anything else on /b/, that's for sure.
>No "over my dead body"
>Pinkie promise on that
>>673567272
GG no RE
>>673567676
A little bit tired, had a 5-hour exam today, so I'm chilling the rest of the day, watching some anime
>>673561480
miia claimed
best snek waifu report
>hating on others' waifu to reassure themselves that their own waifu isn't shit
on another note, a waifu can tell a lot about a person
>>673567581
Doesn't matter, just glad you're alright. Started out as a tabletop game? That's pretty neat, sounds like a cool game.
>>673567790
Oh yeah, for sure. Unless I Kill Bill my way out of my grave, the hand's all theirs.
>>673568054
I agree 200% with this
>>673568054
>a waifu can tell a lot about a person
Indeed.
Did someone send hate your way?
>>673568054
Agree with that completely. Wise words, my friend.
>>673567913
>5-hour exam.
How is that even possible? What was it for?
claim =3
Morgen Landtagswahl. Dubs entscheiden, wen ich wähle.
>>673564793
Hey there Ruby! Doing relatively good today - it's Saturday after all.
How's your weekend going so far? Any plans for tomorrow?
>>673565349
Pillows are made for cuddling and loving.
My pillow has never forsaken me!
>>673564730
Nein, ich glaube ich lass es gänzlich sein für heute... ich komme auf einen soliden Durchschnitt von 500 Exp pro Spiel.
>>673565635
Doesn't she have fur all around? Isn't that why you're called a furry?
I will try, but I need to be careful and not use inside information on her, or people might think that I know a little too much about random background ponies.
I'm going to go for a while. I don't anything to talk about so it's bye for now.
how is everyone doing?
>>673567689
Dank, will check it out.
I copied the link at the time you should start to like the album.
https://youtu.be/5t_5MEME6UU?t=582
>>673568664
A decent amount of them are playing WoWs.
>>673568576
Alright, see you Mugi. Stay safe.
>>673568664
Alright, thanks for asking, Snek-kun. Hope you're doing well.
>>673568441
English. If I pass this exam, I'll get a paper saying that my level of English is basically that of a native. Shit was hard, though
>>673567223
Seems I typoed doing, don't worry, I'm fine. I managed to avoid getting shot by meth dealers I delivered Chinese food to last night.
>>673568064
Yeah, if you like the game and setting, you could see if you have a local game store to see if you can find a group to play with
>>673568740
Oh yeah also click the link itself not the Embed option.
>>673568810
nice to see you again kas-chan
I'm back.
>>673563167
No we're all just a computer program.
>>673563220
>>673563702
>Shogun 2
>Hard
Git gud.
Git guns.
>>673564509
It doesn't count if the other party isn't conscious.
>>673567913
>5-hour exam
My work nightmare
>>673568054
I agree
>>673568064
Now that would be some badass shit.
>>673568549
Nice! Glad to hear.
I'm just relaxing for now. Tomorrow i'm headed to the movies and going to work, so it'll be good. Thanks for asking! You up to anything?
>>673568576
Take care Mugi
>>673568664
Pretty good Snek. You?
>>673568549
Kek, I used to be a furry, now just my best friend is one
Also
>dat knowledge about random background ponies
>>673568740
Way too chill for me at the moment, but will definetly listen to it later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl3INtRPqEU
>>673568549
>-1 Kill
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Schade, aber naja
>>673568948
Oh that's good to hear. The guy who delivered at my local chinese shop wasn't so lucky this year...RIP.
>>673568910
Well you seem pretty superb at it now.
It's guns are heavy
Hull strong
Not a Chevy
The Americans are bombing already
Jap's Spaghetti
-The Yamato
Claimed
>>673568664
Aside for my near death experience, pretty good! You?
>>673569449
Oh shit, what happened?
>>673567913
I know the feel. What are you studying?
>>673569002
Thank you. It's good to see you, too. A much better place with you around.
>>673569226
Sorry to cut it sort, but I've Vinyl collections to organize, maybe next time we'll have more time.
By the way do you actually own any Vinyls?
>>673569688
ohh shit what happend?
>Shiki play well in WoWs
>love him
>>673569610
Hi buddy
>>673569720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jktx9Ro60cI
>>673569886
What's up bro
>>673569082
Way to ruin the fun...
I'll have to switch from chloroform to scopolamines, then
>>673569449
The exam is absurdly complicated. I even had to write a film review. Are you from an English-speaking country? Because if that's the case you are damn lucky
>>673569688
Pr-meditated murder by black people. Just another day in paradise. At least bullets are fast.
Claiming
>>673569720
Its ok
Not so much, I spend most of my money on medieval shit, alcohol and concert tickets
I do own some though
>>673569886
>play well
>17 hits, no torps hit as a DD
>>673570025
I'm American so i only speak American. I'm lucky up until they make Spanish the national language. I bet you did really well though. All the euros here seem very verbally affluent.
>>673569688
It was an English exam. It was as stressing as the university entrance exams
>mfw I didn't get high enough marks to study medicine back then
>mfw I have to study chem and bio again to try a second time this year
I envy you, pre-med Fran
>>673568239
nah, just see that shit regularly
i say that, but there are some that i will judge people for like shit tiers such as asuna and kirino
>>673570491
Most of us have had english in school from a very low age (pretty sure it's first grade now, I had it in third)
You know what's horrible
Your sister uses the computer, delete's WoW
and now when you try to re-download it, it just freezes and crashes.
And then you realize you have 24 hour premium and you can't get in to elite your Yamato
I'm gonna kill myself with a McDouble barrel shotgun
>>673569861
I delivered Chinese food to a meth lab, and the guy who answered the door was pretty high, and had a very heated argument with his friend in Spanish, but don't worry, he tipped me $15, so we're cool
>>673570033
Oh shit!
>>673569994
Aw man, you came a little bit too late for that but I guess I can share some.
https://youtu.be/KDbLxyIAMx0
>>673570108
I own quite o few, i would a pic, but my phone's kinda knackered right now.
>>673570736
Repainting the wall I see.
>>673570736
Why don't you kill your sister instead?
Thankfully back then, my sisters were too retarded to uninstall programs, they just removed them from the desktop