It's not all bad. Mostly bad, yes, but not all bad.
>>673530984
>It's not all bad. Mostly bad, yes, but not all bad.
You seem like a glass-half-empty kinda person.
>>673530977
I hope we are. But I just woke up, I'm not sure
>>673531008
Guess I got lucky
Any dutch people here?
whats this i hear about cute little dicks?
>>673530844
Hey Kam
>>673530894
How... odd.
>>673530906
I'm sure it does.
>>673531165
Most things are mostly bad, but there are enough things that you couldn't possibly get through all the good ones in a lifetime either.
>>673531451
I don't know, I just wanted to say something, hi
>>673531513
>but there are enough things that you couldn't possibly get through all the good ones in a lifetime either.
Very true!
>>673531594
Hi :)
>>673531808
how are you?
>>673532193
>that pic
>my dream
>>673532284
i, too, often fantasize about being knotted and bred with lots of seed.
>>673532284
Which end of it?
>>673532423
>>673532518
Both sides. Wish I could cum that much, wish I knew someone that came that much~
>>673531451
Nou moe, een Nederlander!
>>673532620
You could always inject faux cum into your bladder and pee-jaculate it out.
>>673532620
i've had continuous powerful spurts for 15 seconds max. It's a lot of cum, really thick too. I've never met anyone else that has more than 5 good spurts. Might be something about not masturbating often.
>>673532839
not him, but I'm similar to you in that regard
>>673532828
Sounds dangerous, terrifying, and also hell no.
>>673532839
Sounds wonderful, I'm definitely jealous.
>>673532828
it would be extremely painful, though
>>673533000
Or you could just regular pee in them I guess.
>>673532839
>>673532997
I'm hard pressed to believe that. 15 seconds is a long ass time. That's like, a full shot-glass and then some.
>>673533064
It would probably feel weird, I don't know that it would be painful. Once you got used to it at least.
>>673531872
Doing good, but just wasted half my weekend by sleeping. Was definitely worth it though. How about you?
>>673532717
Goede genade. Het kan dus toch
>>673533111
B-but that's gross!
>>673533064
See that's my issue. I can't do pain. A little spanking is fun, but I can't imagine injecting something into my bladder o_O
>>673532997
maybe we should compare, see who has more.
>>673533232
I'd glady make you a video, but there's more than enough more online that that, and more, is doable. You can cum a LOT with the proper preparation and supplements.
>>673533232
15 seconds is too high an estimate, but I do cum quite a lot
>>673533266
recovering from a night out or a busy week or something else?
Bored out of my mind at the moment, considering going to sleep
>>673533395
you'd like that wouldn't you?
Bara anyone?
>>673533317
Buck up, buttercup.
>>673533395
Hey, if you're glad to make a video, who are we to refuse?
>>673533463
Anything's fine.
>>673533452
maybe i would like that.
>>673533710
Well i dunno if you deserve it~
>>673533797
I knew it, but I don't give out anything publicly anymore
>>673533797
I guess you'll just have to do a background check.
>>673533237
>>673533317
I am told urethral insertions are really painful. Has anyone here ever had one, to confirm? Like maybe in a hospital.
>>673533266
Prijs Allah, en zijn profeet, die gore kinderneuker.
Maar eigenlijk ben ik een Belg. Jammer, maar helaas.
>>673533395
>with the proper preparation and supplements
This is going overboard, unless you have a really hard fetish you really shouldn't be doing that.
>>673534011
They are typically very painful, yes. Some people do it a lot and don't really find it painful though.
>>673534011
>I am told urethral insertions are really painful.
Oh man, my ex was really into sounding. Always terrified I was gonna wake up with him trying to shove a metal rod down my dick, hehe.
>>673533924
>>673533797
give him a thorough analsys
>>673533865
Who would in this world?
>>673533924
Alright. On your back, on the ground, lets go.
>>673534190
>sounding
I don't know this, what is it? Like, a different word for probing?
>>673534224
Oh, I was thinking, like calling character references and checking employment history.
>>673534224
naive people who think everything will be all rainbows and sunshine after they do
>>673533452
Not really, I just decided to stay up and play Battlefield for way too long
Do you have that magical ability where you can sleep during the day and stilll fall asleep at night?
>>673534011
Wat :P
Ik vond het al raar dat er een keer een Nederlands sprekende in de thread zit :(
>>673534375
Shoving a metal rod down your dick hole.
>>673534406
Eh, could be worse ways to spend your time, do you play it much, also, 3 or 4?
I can't sleep during the day at all
>>673521126
You missed the point utterly, I do not strive for masculinity.
>>673521230
I'm glad that you have an opinion.
>>673534406
Welja, better een Belg in de hand dan tien Nederlanders in de lucht, of zoiets. Kom, laten we een praatje slaan!
>>673534378
oh i thought i was checking your back on the ground :v
>>673534403
well i for one don't want my 8 incher all over the memeboards.
>>673534561
BF3, do you play it? I like it more than 4, probably because I got attached to it way too much
>>673534653
Wat praat jij, ik versta er niks van. Maar goed, hoe gaat het in het zonnige België?
>>673534620
I'm glad you reply in prompt fashion.
>>673534653
Ha ha! Y-yeah, you said it man!
>>673534620
Masculinity isn't going to strive for itself, you know.
>>673534849
What could you possibly hope to check from there?
A perfect day to do nothing productive at all.
>>673534849
I really don't expect think you expect me to believe that
>>673534931
I was actually planning on downloading 3 today, I got it and never got around to actually playing it, figured now would be a good time
>>673535047
Aren't they all?
>>673534978
You're welcome.
>>673534983
I strive for the opposite. I'm more masculine than I wish I was.
>>673535086
I'm not sure in which timezone you live, but we could play together sometime? Do you usually play BF4?
>>673534983
All of the important things.
>>673535086
You don't have to believe it. It's right here in my hand, so i believe it.
>>673535159
I suppose doing something that's good for you in the long run won't hurt from time to time.
>>673534983
Sorry. I was signaling.
>>673534931
Lethargic as hell. Taking a break from binge-watching House of Cards, went to the store for food, and now I'm here shitposting. It will not be a productive day - if I manage to cook tonight that will have been about the high-water-mark.
>>673535174
>I strive for the opposite. I'm more masculine than I wish I was.
I feel your pain. Wide shoulders, square hips.
>tfw not feminine enough to ever be a qt femboy
>>673535416
It might hurt. Too soon to say.
>>673535174
Why do you wish that?
>>673535159
If it wasn't so early I could drink to this.
>>673535362
I'm in Straya, but if you can deal with my garbage internet and the fact that I won't have it downloaded for a few days, sure, we can play together
I don't have 4, only 3
>>673535365
that's good for you anon, and I don't mean that sarcastically
>>673535479
It's not that bad for me. I've been told that I can look both cute and handsome, depending on which look I go for. I just hate shaving my entire body regularly.
>>673535689
Because I have autism and feel better in the feminine way.
>>673535689
I've tried being productive once, look where that got me. So yeah, it might be a bad idea.
>>673535457
I think you tagged the wrong person
>>673535774
Haha shit, I think that's gonna be a bit of a headache considering that I live in Holland. What's ur nickname? Mine is tekligo
>>673535701
I mean, you COULD.
>>673535979
How will you ever be a church leader with that attitude?
>>673536103
The jury is out.
>>673535979
>Because I have autism and feel better in the feminine way.
You are going to have to explain this one. Does it mean you are autistic about wanting to be girly?
>>673536197
yeah, it's going to be hard I think, but I'll open up origin and find you
Genusinachis
>>673535979
>I just hate shaving my entire body regularly.
I know! It's so much work. And as I get older I find more and more hair in places I didn't realize had it before. Shit sucks, yo.
>I've been told that I can look both cute and handsome
That's nice! I've been told the same, but it's not the feminine cute that I wish it was. Oh well~
>>673536215
I'll come up with something...
>>673536275
Make me.
Going out, see you in an hour.
>>673536215
Don't tempt me!
Being by myself inside afternoon-drinking on a sunny day would be bad for my self-esteem.
>>673536215
Please do notify me when he comes back.
>>673536456
Stay safe, then come back to explain your cryptic statements.
>>673536197
your name isn't showing up
>>673536328
Can't find you in Battlelog, and don't have Origin installed on this pc. Anyways, add me ^^
I'm off to do some exercising, cya!
>>673536788
Let me post a link to my Battlelog profile
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/tekligo/
I'm out dudes, you all have fun!
>>673536931
cheers, I'll add you
>>673536504
Hopefully the jury is comprised of more than one man.
>>673536815
Bye
>>673536950
Bye
>>673536950
>>673536815
toodles
On a different note, I just downloaded a vaguely furry looking game called Armello, mostly because it looked nice. Anyone here play it before?
>>673537981
isn't that the one that looks like furry Civ V? if it is, haven't played it
>>673537981
Looks interesting, have not played it myself.
I'm going to get some sleep, goodnight everyone
>>673537248
He is a man of multiple personalities.
>>673538370
sleep tight
>>673538118
Kinda, it's hex-grid based in any case. Seems more RPG-ish.
>>673538330
I'm going to give it a swing when the thread dies down. The variety of animals isn't too high, but the artwork looks crisp. I hope the mechanics are good, though. I had to stop playing Undertale because the game mechanics are so lame.
>>673538370
Night.
>>673538477
Somehow that doesn't make me feel better about the situation.
>>673538803
Looks like that time might be now.
Morning boys!
>>673530984
You are fucking fury faggot
>>673539517
Please don't collectivize my farm
>>673539618
Hey Maya.
>>673539432
You want me gone that bad? Hurts, man...
>>673539803
How you doing sweetie?
Why the fuck are you faggots always posting this shit?
>>673539813
I apologize for going maximum savage on you.
>>673540009
Just another day. You?
>>673539618
Hey dude, long time no see.
>>673539730
How else am I supposed to aggravate the class struggle, huh?
>>673540187
Even cynical and distrustful loners have feelings, you know. Plus, I'm in the middle of reading a few articles, not good at multitasking that with gaming.
>>673539715
Mad Max
fucking fury faggot road
>>673540187
Just waking up, roommates are out, i think im gonna spend the whole day wearing a cute mini skirt and socks...
>>673540196
Heya! It's been a while indeed! Hope youre doing well!
Morning
>>673540434
Are the articles any good?
>>673540539
Sounds like a fine enough evening, I suppose.
>>673540703
Good morning.
>>673540539
Well enough, same old same old, etc. How have you been? Didn't you move to Canada a while back, how's that working out?
When someone blatantly copies an oc donut steel and might be tracing, but you almost don't care
>>673540914
I did back in august, it's really nice here, having a good time so far. School's a bit hard for my dumb brain but im doing alright...
>>673541340
And fucks up the perspective too...
>>673540749
Sure. Jeffry Goldbergstein just had an extended interview with Obama concerning his foreign policy, and it's pretty revealing in that the president comes off as a very restrained, realist kind of leader. Even took some shots at the Arab and Israeli influence that poisons American foreign policy, the absolute madman.
Of course, all the neocons are breathing fire over it. Unfortunately, those are the kinds of people Hillary / whatever republican gets elected will bring in again.
>>673541551
That's a trip, man.
>>673541545
wat me do about this horror
>>673541340
>oc donut steel
what did he mean by this?
>>673541343
Glad to hear it. You'll do fine, I'm sure - work hard, party hard, all that jazz.
>mini skirt and socks
Huh, I didn't know you crossdressed yet.
>>673542018
at least there are buns
>>673541972
Can't hide it, I'm a sucker for geopolitics...
Real blast at parties.
This thread ran out of testosterone rather quickly
>>673542222
you didnt? well i do it quite often now
pic related
>>673542731
I resent that.
>>673542812
The things I'd do to you...
>>673542925
So help me fix it
>>673542939
you better be gentle tho
>>673542939
Take him out for dinner and girl talk?
>>673543059
I'm not really a man of action.
>>673542222
Well, the artist essentially ripped the entire design from another character from another design and then probably traced over something else to create the image.
>>673543229
Ah well, the balance should've been restored by now
>>673543195
I'll start gentle but can't make promises for the rest
>>673542812
My goodness... Speechless.
>>673543357
hahaa! counter attack with cutiez!
>>673543571
>:3 alright alright as long as there is enough lube i guess
>>673543583
you like i see!
>>673542812
You've got a nice femme body
>>673543255
Not super polite, but that's how a lot of the start. Long as he doesn't try to make money by it.
>>673543912
thank you! it's what i'm going for! being sub and all
>>673543825
Wouldn't want to hurt such a delicate creature ;) Got more sissy pics?
>>673543968
I love that picture
>>673544086
Must've been quite some effort to get your skin that smooth?
>>673543825
Well I knew you were qt before, but you seem to have taken it to another level in the meantime. You look beautiful.
>>673544211
sure but i wont spam too much
>>673544318
yep and it's a constant battle to keep it that way, i am not ver hairless by nature (thanks dad you fuckign gorilla)... so yeah one a week it's shaving, waxing and nairing time
>>673544349
aww thank you! i remember i shared a few pics last summer, i think it was okay back then but yeah i'm doing a bit more effort now
>>673544318
Don't have a dedicated bondage folder though, so can't find any more.
>>673544635
I want my balls slapping against those smooth hairless buttcheeks with every thrust. The outfit is really cute btw
>>673544738
I know that cluttered folder feeling.
>>673544635
Photo quality also does a lot - is that a filtered image?
That aside - I don't think there are many guys out there with such a nice body, if any. It's utterly feminine without being womanlike, which is off-putting to me. Like a soft boyishness, I guess.
>>673544635
Not a problem
>>673544635
Hehe yeah, i can see u're quite skilled at it. If I'd done that, I'd need a transfusion
>>673545310
You're such a weirdo
>>673545394
Wow, something must have gone heinously wrong if you need a transfusion after using nair.
>>673544964
>gfur - 4125 items
And that's just the loose ones...
>>673544635
>>673542812
this is relevant to my interests
>>673545310
i changed my phone in the meantime, and i always use the front cam, and i'm still waiting for china to send me my tripod for better angles and shit...
Yeah i dont wanna go full trap, i prefer keeping just a cute body and face as long as i can before turning into dad mode when i get in my 30's
>>673545394
oh but what i dont show is the making of! when i'm done waxing my chest and it's super red and it looks terrible, also i dont show what i look like after a week or so right before shaving!
Last pic btw so we can go back to fur
>>673545640
Yep. Beyond the point of no return in regards to sorting and tagging. The backlog is simply too intimidating.
>>673545564
I resent that. I'm just trying to analyze my own preferences. Why do I like this, I wonder, and I try to put it into words.
It's like mindfulness for perverts.
>>673545564
I was talking about the shaving part ;)
>>673545929
But still, most guys I know that shave like that end up with an endless field of bumps
>>673545929
Surprisingly realistic assessment. You seem to be making the most of your cuteness time, so keep it up, I guess.
>>673546011
You should head a seminar.
Or give head at a seminar. Whatever.
>>673546179
It was anybody's mistake.
>>673546179
it happens to me as well, so i only shave my legs, armpits and balls and not my butt
>>673546443
thanks! i sure will keep taking more pics, i'm now saving for more cute outfits for this summer
>>673546484
Who is anybody?
>>673546488
What do you use for your butt?
>>673546875
Nair cream, works really well
>>673532717
vraag is wie zijn de bottoms?
>>673547113
Does it smell like a dead body?
>>673546484
No way that won't come off as a weird sex-cult kind of thing.
I'll go get my robes!
>>673546641
Summer can't come soon enough.
Cum here
>>673546875
Someone who doesn't like me very much.
>>673547275
That's the spirit.
>>673542939
>>673547219
the one i have smells like cucumber, but super strong, not the best thing ever... i heard some smell super bad but i dunno which one does, there are so many
>>673547275
yeah i can't wait, i need a tan as well, i'm getting too pale
>>673547113
if you use nair, do you still get issues with spots down there at all?
>>673547148
Ik alvast niet! Het is enkel gay om genomen te worden, niet om iemand anders te nemen, weet je.
>>673530984
yiff in hell, furfag
>>673547148
Lol, versa
>>673547427
Anybody is an asshole
>>673547582
I used Veet for men, it was absolute garbage
>>673547662
Keep dreaming ;)
>>673547411
Dubs has spoken.
>>673547814
I'll drink to that. I would if I drank, anyway.
>>673547411
Stop shilling
>>673547435
All signs point to that being a butt.
>>673547706
mm, hard to get
I like that
>>673547621
the only problem you can get is maybe ingrown hair, in case you sit on your butt for too long, it happened a few times to me and it's a pain to fix that
>>673547814
Nair and Veet are the same company? i can't remember... but i used the men's version for a while didnt get any problem with it, it's better than waxing
>>673547582
Prefer you as you are now tbqh famiglia. Do you tan easily?
>>673547427
Want to be the junior executive cult leader?
>>673547814
It is the Roman way dude. Their attitude to sexuality was way better than ours.
>>673548165
oh when i mean tan, i'm thinking like just a bit so my arm hair gets a bit blond... i dont wanna go for mexican skin tone
>>673548165
So long as there's no paperwork.
>>673548095
yeah, i spend a lot of time sitting unfortunately, i cant imagine there are any ways to avoid it without simply spending more time standing or going for a kneeling desk setup
>>673549096
unfortunately i dont think so
>>673548882
No problem, I'll handle all the theory and forms. I've always wanted to make up my own wacky theology - that's just how incredibly cool I am.
You just work on your riling up the crowd-skills. Speaking in tongues and the like.
>>673549305
guess ill need to get myself a nice, thick cushion and stool then