I'm Hank Hill and I hate Niggers

>>673459878
"I'm Hank Hill and I love you, Jessie."

I'm Hank Hill and I love it when Peggy pegs me

I'm Hank Hill, and I want to make America great again.

>>673460146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AZTCX3g7zM

I'm Hank Hill, and this is my favorite store on the citadel

>>673460554
sub par op.. sub par...

i sell cocane and cocane accesories

>>673460794
It was pretty solid.
I want to hear:
Bobby is a gay retarded faggot. Boggle.

Make America great again

>>673460299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XrUVQm2guY

burn the jews burn the jews burn the jews

>>673460353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m1klMHxGTO

>>673460443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ki2ScBhZ1M

Im Hank Hill, and Dani is Growly-chan's.
(dani as dannie)

>>673461515
Last part was iffy.

>>673460627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZqsseRK7dG

>>673460980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M4Zbpk99Rq

Seriously after 20 minutes of getting to choke the gorgeous girl with his cock,two little poots of cum is all he could manage? pathetic. I registered an account just so i could leave this comment in hopes that he will see it one day.Fronting like your some alpha male,While Elizabeth is preforming her heart out, and what do you give her? Two twiddlydinks of cum?I've never felt so personally offended by pron before.You're a real asshole pal.

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Kudos OP, nice

>>673461001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K4UCbrrBz7

Peggy you're a bitch and don't know any damn Spanish

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IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.

(402) 8138869

>>673461207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l3gh5cyRYQ

>>673461666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q1LGwGR4YC

>>673462369
Top fucking kek

>>673462187
Do it OP

You guys ever tuck your junk between your legs just to see what it would look like? You know, just out of curiosity? Oh, yeah, me neither.

>Please OP I need this one

>>673462280
kek

>>673462448
Perfect, thanks.

>>673462187
Please OP do it

>>673462280
OP, plz say this in the hank hill voice

"sometimes, i just enjoy shoving meatballs in my ass. but when i'm not doing that, i'm out searching for that god damn golden corncob."

please god do it

>>673462911
Lmao please

Im Hank Hilln and im going to kick your ass!

>>673462911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FFqXKWzECF

>>673463342
ok mcallister is that you.

>>673463342
Are you the guy that called into that podcast that Maddox and Dick Masterson do¿

>>673462187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u2EmTs0L4C

>>673459878

Please do the speech from Mobile Suit Gundam.

Thank you.

"We have lost a hero to our glorious cause,
but does this foreshadow our defeat?
No. It is a new beginning.
Compared to Earth Federation
the national resources of Zeon
are less than one thirtieth of theirs.
Despite this how is it
that we have been able to fight the fight for so long?
It is because our goal in this war is a righteous one.
It’s been over fifty years since the elite of Earth,
consumed by greed took control of the Earth Federation.
We want our freedom.
Never forget the times when the Federation has trampled us!
We, the Principality of Zeon, have had a hard struggle
to achieve freedom for all citizens of our great nation.
My beloved brother, Garma Zabi, was sacrificed.
Why?
The war is at a stalemate.
Perhaps many of you have become complacent.
Such a lack of compassion is—
The Earth Federation has polluted our planet for their own greed.
We must send them a message, but not composed of words.
We have wasted too much time with words. We need action now.
The earthside elite must be taught a strong lesson for their corruption.
This is only the beginning of our war.
We have been putting more and more money
into our efforts towards making our military stronger.
The Earth Federation has done the same.
Many of your fathers and brothers have perished valiantly
in the face of a contemptible enemy.
We must never forget
what the Federation has done to our people!
By focusing our anger and sorrow,
we are finally in a position where victory is within our grasp,
and once again, our nation will flourish.
Victory is the greatest tribute
we can pay those who sacrifice their lives for us!
Rise, Rise! Take your sorrow, and turn it into anger!
Zeon thirsts for the strength of its people!
SIEG ZEON!!! SIEG ZEON!!! SIEG ZEON!!! SIEG ZEON!!!"

>>673463613
Which one is that

>>673462553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ojfW30ERiJ

>>673463720
I almost fucking shit myself I was expecting Hank fuck you

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>>673463847

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>>673459878
Comin' through my area, i'ma have to bury ya
The real scream team on your scream scene
It's like showdown on the range

Go tell me who wanna tangle with the
ghetto witch-doctor neighborhood superhero?

>>673459878
"At this rate, Arlen will be surrounded by gad dang Mexicans from every side again."

>>673463745
The biggest problem in the universe or the biggest solution. They do both

>>673462279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Urqvst1OSd

It's like you have a problem with... concentration.

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12174975407 call me i gotta hear this they call me stretch. talk dirty to me!!

>>673462187
Do it OP

>>673459878
"At this rate, Arlen will be surrounded by those dirty Mexicans from every side again."

Roll up that bologna and stick it in me daddy.

>>673461666
Satanic trips witnessed.

>>673462187
I'm still working on this one.

>>673463797
You da man OP. Idk why but this made my night

if dubs, the entire script of mall cop

>>673465016
do it anyway

>>673462187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1as2cCWM3VX

>>673465057
XDDD

>>673463342
Nope never really done this for other people before.

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>>673465377

>>673464162
What kind of podcasts are they? Comedy?

>>673463342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fEAGqUqNAF

>>673464597
bump

>>673459878
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane & propane accessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire company. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. I am the hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and that's just with my grill catalog. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.

I came very close to spitting out beer

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We are siamese if you please, I tell ya hwut

(from lady and the tramp. probably older than most of you.)

Emily you're the best girlfriend ever I tell ya wut I am so grateful you are mine babe I love you c; xoxo

>>673460554
marco? is that you?

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Read this,
But replace car with propane tank

You make me hard, Early, and I want to give you a gas inspection with my gas hose.

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Record this comic. Use a different voice for other characters besides Hank/Harold.

>>673462280

OP, you have to call the number as Hank now...

>>673465752
Yeah. Its fucking great. The biggest problem in the universe.com

Check it faggot

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>>673466689

>>673459878
"Hitler was actually a pretty great guy."

Turn down for hwut?

>>673464256
>It's like you have a problem with... concentration.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qH4K0uoVgO

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Names Hank Hill. I work at Checkem Propane.

>>673468393

this is not very funny

>>673464597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RelgDbz3nY

>>673467258
this.

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>>673468479

"I'm Hank Hill, and I think Ana is a pretty rad apple."

Bump for OP

"I'm Hank Hill and I want to lick Tehya(pronounced tay-uhh)'s asshole"

>>673466689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RelgDbz3nY

i wanna suck dio brandos vampire cock

"When I touch my peepee it gets hard
What do I do now?
Do I touch it more?
"

>>673466839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PXdbxYkmXz