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So /b/ I'm legit scared I might get robbed I walked outside to find this
shitty yellow x faintly painted on my house and some shady guys in a
shitty car pulled into my driveway and as soon as I stepped out fucking
zoomed off. All that plus I live in a shady neighborhood where robberies
always happen.
Anyway /b/ on a scale of 1-10 how fucked am i
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>>673255385
Put all of your valuables outside on your front porch, anon. They will have no reason to come inside and steal your shit.
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>>673255385
Pretty fucked. Buy a gun if you dont have one.
You might want to call the police aswell
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>>673255624
maybe there's even more valuables inside
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>>673255385

somebody put a hit on you

get out now, never return
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>>673255786
Then set up a till and sell them your valuables once they get inside. PROFIT
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Get a friend or brother and you stalk those fuckers. Wait for them to come back, take turns sleeping. Buy weapons and ambush them. You have to kill or be killed anon
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>>673255385
you're fucked
>get naked
>lather yourself up with oil
>sit on the front porch all day until they arrive
>attack them with a raging hard-on
do not falter and battle until the last nigger has fallen victim to your assault boner and godspeed
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>>673256313
the oil will also allow you to escape the niggers grasp with ease
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>>673255843
so much this! when i'm planning on killing someone i mark their house with an x and make myself seen and known in broad daylight before i do the deed.
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>>673255385
Naw its a mark sparing you from the coming calamity. You're good OP
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OP, call the cops. They know what do.
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probably glow in the dark paint OP

call the policeymen and tell them someone graffitied your house with a big yellow X

tell them you're not sure if you're being targeted to be robbed or whether they're just warning your neighbours that you're a massive homo
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>>673256509
is this legit?
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>>673256600
Yea kinda there's stuff like that around
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>>673255770
Already have a gun not really scared just worried for my families safety.I saw the people who pulled off so idk if that was them and they aren't gonna do it anymore
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>>673255385
Someone in your house is going to get killed. Call the police now and have someone watch the house. I'm not even remotely kidding OP. That's not a robbery mark.
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>>673256749
nigga they always follow through
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>>673256600
Yes it's legit OP. Don't fuck with your life. Call the cops moron.
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>>673256509
If this is legit, why not just paint a circle around the X?
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>>673256976
that is a fucking genius idea
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>>673256976
this
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>>673256883
Is this legit because my family has ties with the mob from when we lived in cleaveland but I havent seen anything else happen other than all these
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>>673256976
>>673257053
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>>673255385
hey tony
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It's 2016 everybody has a gps. Guys in a car watching you. Gimme some better bait. What's the point of marking a house
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>>673257213
I am serious. It's under a window, it means "vantage point" someone stalked that area, and the person they wanna kill is usually seen in that room. Call the cops legit right now because nothing will stop them from coming later even today.
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>>673256976
or just get a gun and camp out, wait for the bad guys and shoot them in the dick.
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>>673257213
>>673256749
Op here all these post are from me gonna start taking picw of my house to prove it's me nothing to serious just pics of my wall and room
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>>673256375
Niggers and spics don't plan their crimes the way white people do. If you were planning on killing somebody you would try and be sneaky and smart about it, but they will just be brazen and brutal about it because they all look the same and have no fixed address. When white people commit crimes all you need is a license plate number or a name and you've got them. It's pretty hard to figure out which random nigger commited a crime when nobody is willing to name him, and if they are then they only know his 'nigger name' and he floats between a dozen different locations and has no legal job and the vehicle was either stolen or belongs to his grandma who hasn't seen him in a week and don't know when or if he will be back so don't bother waiting for him and also his gun is stolen and he got it from a nigger before the crime and passed it to a different nigger after the crime. Also niggers almost universally lack any sort of forethought about their actions, even if it's the dumbest nigger in the world and he gets caught 2 minutes after the crime it won't unkill your family.

You just gotta stop thinking like you are dealing with a person when you are dealing with animals.
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>>673257573
OP it could be a gang initiation too. Just call the cops and arm up. Then move the fuck out.
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>>673257644
So guys what do now?
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>>673257901
bust a load on your comforter and demand tendies for being a good boy
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starting to screencap in case OP is kill tonight
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>>673257816
Can't move out no money and will the cops take me seriously
>>673258001
It's comfortable
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>>673257901
Call the fucking cops..
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>>673258001
damn OP this is legit
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>>673258134
Sorry that was actually me
>got them man legs
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So add a circle around the x
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>>673258347
do this with blood
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>>673258134
Cops will take it seriously. They know about shit like this. You are literally putting yourself at risk right now by hesitating to call the cops.
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>>673258401
Or Shit
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>>673257901
Spray X's on all the houses in your street, statistically you'll be less likely to get robbed. (Preferably with your own poop, for extra drama).
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>>673257781
niggers and spics or mullet-headed hicks?

can't tell you niggers apart
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>>673258134
call the cops, literally someone could come in your house and shoot you now
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>>673258506
can confirm this anon was the other guy with me in the car
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So I'm pretty much stuck I could add a circle around the x but I have no paint and don't wanna leave my home now

I could call the cops and hope for the best

Or wait it out and shoot the fucker like a true goddamn American
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>>673255385
Nigga yo house is haunted!!!
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>>673255385
>kill an animal
>collect its blood
>go over the x with said blood
>nail the intestines around the x

See if they still try to come in.
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X means good target.
paint a circle around the x, so the x goes through the circle...that means nothing worth stealing.
Learn the symbols
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>>673258740
>could call the cops
nigga do it
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>>673258740
Order glow paint online. delivered to door.
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If you care about your life or anyone else's who lives with you, call the cops right now. Tell them the truth and don't try to make any shit up to convince them. Cops are stupid but they know shit like this because of experience. Call them immediately.
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>>673258740
Maybe dress up as a furry and start masturbating as soon as someone enters your house. Bound to make gangbangers flee.
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You should call the cops /b/ro for real.
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>>673259072
would probably work
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>>673258740
ever hear of home fucking invasion? dude, you have to kill them
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>>673258904
But what if the robbers took control over his communications and will send one of them disguised as a delivery guy? I've seen this in the movies.
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>>673258921
Ok I'm gonna call the cops and I'll post pics of when they show up and their car and shit

One more question is this a robbery or a goddamn hit this is very important
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>>673257781
holy shit, this
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>>673259292
Just a robbery OP, I'm sorry I guess you were sort of excited by the thought someone might finally be hitting on you.
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>>673259292
Did you piss anyone off?
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>>673259292
That is a hit mark. Robbery marks go on the door usually. Under a window is a hit.
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>>673257579
I vote for this one.
Park your car down the street and shoot them in the pee pee.
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>>673258740
if you kill one of them, the rest will loot and plunder your house when the police take you to the station to make a statement.
also not sure where you are, or how the savages roll there, but here if you shoot one, theyre baboon friends will firebomob your house
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There's only on thing to do.

Home Alone your house.
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why not just lock yourself in your saferoom?
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>>673259777
Trips doesn't lie
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Here in Albany (NY) above or on the door means break in, near a window means hit.
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>>673259777
Trips for Truth
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>>673259867
Looks like you're making a booby traps OP.
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>>673255385
could the be maintenance, or people with your city/municipality to do some work or something.
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Paint your walls. Criminals are attracted to that institutional blue.
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>>673259499
Not really but like I said ties to the mob and shit
>>673259521
No but I was a witness to a murder by the mob but I kept my mouth shut but that was 20 years ago in Cleveland Ohio I live in northcaroline rn
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>>673258046
>slide in tight 9/10 pussy
>cumming
>ohshit.jpeg
>try to pull out but im already cumming
>orgasm is intense as hell
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>>673260215
Kinda sounds like they want to kill you tbh.
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>>673260215
who did you rat on op
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>>673260215
Fuck man, a robber probably knows the area and doesn't need a mark they' may just remember and not mark to keep heat away.

Someone coming from out of town to make a hit would mark the house.

Just my opinion
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>>673260215
are you in witness protection?
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>>673256509
>>673258042
I actually thought this was used by gypsies/pikeys only in mostly Britain. You amerifats can't come up with anything yourself.
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op, put a couple of lawn chairs in front of it

if they cant see it, its not there
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>>673260215
OP here back porch light won't turn on anymore pretty scared now tbh would call cops but neighbor is over helping UA replace a cupboard rn. Don't wanna freak him out
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>>673260565
jokes on you, the neighbour is scoping your house for goods before they hit you later tonight RIP OP
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>>673256976
Incredibke
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>>673255385

Buy a German sheppard or at least a beware of dog sign. Get a safe for valuables. Buy fake alarm system signs for your yard. Also call the fucking cops.
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OP's done for. Witnessed new legendary thread
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Bro just call teh cops
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>>673256375
Hahaha
I always give my hit a warning, otherwise it isnt sporting
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>>673260215
You're pretty fucked OP, you should definitely call the cops and let them shoot the nigger that's got a hit out for you. Besides, I really wanna see another laughable game of 'hands up don't shoot' on the media anyways, haven't seen one in awhile with all this political drama going around.
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op probably set this up for attention.
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>>673260727
he has one
>>673260565
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>>673261136
op is gonna be dead if he doesent call the feds
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>>673256976
Brilliant
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>>673260215
show your cock faggit
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op its getting dark on the east coast. you should like do something rather then post on b
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>>673260565
Op here my house is pretty shitty who the fuck would wanna rob me I have nothing of use at all

Also if anyone has questions just ask I'll answer
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Is OP kill?
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hope you have a good gun and know how to use it OP. and some heavy cover. block all your windows, plan escape routes, keep an eye on your car because your brakes could be cut or a bomb planted on it.
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>>673261188
That's cuz he snitched out jimmy two lips and he was a made man.
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>>673258042
That "previously burgled" symbol looks like a bitch to do incognito, in a short space of time. Why not just have a star or something? Or a numbers system?
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>>673261271
are you in witness protection op
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>>673261271
Do you have any kinds of weapons in the house at all? If so show pics w/ timestamp.
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>>673256407
That's a red X on the door you faggot.
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>>673261390
Nope because I never told anyone they knew I knew and acted super friendly towards me ever since then until I left Cleveland
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here's the plan
>quickly, strip down to nudity
>gather up a bowl of salt
>gather up any long, blunt object with a rounded tip
>run outside, wait for niggerobbers
>DUN DUNNA DUN, DINDU'S HAVE ARRIVED
>quickly, unsheath a knife and distract them by pouring the salt on them
>cut off their clothes
>drench them in oil, specifically around their ass
>shove blunt object up asshole
>take picture
>post on facebook
>shout "FUCKING SALTY MAAAAAN"
>give image a caption saying the same thing
>shove phone up asshole

doing this should also cause you to ascend into godhood, so good luck soon-deity, you'll need it
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>People taking this seriously and think they live in a HBO movie
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>>673261631
i call bullshit
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>>673261631
show us your dick OP
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>>673255385
Ya done, son. Godspeed OP.
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>>673255385
>>673261631
>>673261271
OP, invite legal gun owners to your house tonight.
Like a few other anons said, mark near the door is stealing but a mark near a window is assassination.
You keep stating that there's nothing worth stealing but you've witnessed a murder, does that sound like a motive?
My guessing is you're going to be dead soon if you don't do anything.

Call the cops, they won't search your computer for this
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Op is this the Purge?
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>>673258791
You've just read the thread and then posted this.
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>>673260215
Damn son, those are some ugly ass feet.

Ogre feet.
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>>673261435
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>>673261882
assault bbs are real bbs fams
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>>673261826
>implying he has cp or something
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>>673261882
FUCK THAT SHOE SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME
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>>673261632
>trying this hard for an ebic screncap greentext XDDD

Get out.
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>>673262022
man you're triggering me stop it faggot
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>>673262022
get out confirmed this is now a thank mr skeltal thread
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>>673261882
>Not even real
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>>673261926
Its real boi
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>>673260283
toppest kek
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>>673258740
ROLLING FOR TRIPS
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>>673258767
th-that might acutally work
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>>673261972
>implying OP does not regularly visit 4chan and might saved some without knowing.
He's suspiciously unwilling to call the cops, he's clearly white so they won't kill OP.
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POSTING IN TROLL THREAD.
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>>673255385
welp, hope you have good aim OP. get ready to shoot the fuckers.
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>>673262329
fun fact, I was present when this happened. it happened on a Farm in Lucan, the guy with the chainsaw's name is Dave Rock. he's a convicted pedophile
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>>673255385
buy a trespassers will be shot sign and tape it over the X. if they call your bluff shoot them dead. i suggest using something with a small caliber so you dont go deaf firing it inside.

if you want call the cops just so they know its there. theyre going to tell you theres nothing they can do most likely but since youre armed i wouldnt be worried.
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>>673262022
>>673262248
try not to make it so obvious samefag
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>>673259777
Someone post booby traps
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>>673258791

you don't get Karma for reposting shit from above, faggit
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>>673262329
Halal
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>>673262421
>being butthurt because your greentext flopped

Theres always next time
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>>673262484
Sorry, don't got any that don't fuck up half the house.
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>>673262014
God damn shoes forming face apparitions in thumbnails. That shit's straight up haunted
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>>673262614
>porn

You are a legend. Marry me.
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>>673262536
OP here if my gun jams I'll just use good ole willy on then
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>>673255385
Your good OP, in a bit 13 Dwarves and a wizard will knock on your door and you'll be going on an adventure. Make sure you pack some handkerchiefs.
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>>673262421
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>>673262151
thanks mr skeltal
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>>673262733
Worse comes to worse I'll use glorious Vietnamese steel to kill my enemies
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>>673262484
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>>673262206
OP, have you called the cops?
If not, why?
and why have you not made your guns ready for firing?
My guess is you're going to be assassinated.
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>>673262733
He hired niggers to rape him!!!!!
>Mmm yeah daddy bring your friends.
Whats this yellow x on my house /b/?
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>>673255385
OP make it look like your going on vacation. Leave luggage out on the front porch for a few hours. Store all your valuables at a friends beforehand. Drive off to said friends house. Borrow their car and stake out your house from a few houses down. catch those dirty niggers red handed
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>>673262898
OP here anymore questions before I die niggers
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X is short for xibit think about it concentrate concentrate concentrate
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>>673256976
kek fucking genius
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>>673262614
Bit of a faggot ain't ye
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>>673263107
These >>673262990
And do you have a fetish for your own legs?
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>wash paint off wall
>mark territory by peeing on porch
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WHATS YOUR ADDRESS OP
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>>673256976
This guy is going places.
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>>673262484
Am I doing it right?
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>>673263107
Are you going to leave a note?
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>>673263427
123 fag street
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Yeah, give us your address and we'll try to help you out
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>>673263107
This >>673263427
Your privacy won't matter anyway, you're getting assassinated soon.
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>>673255385
They taged your house so they know who to hit
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>>673263513
Doe it have a dick
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>>673262022
>>673262248
>>673262614
>>673262818
>>673263241
trying pretty hard
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>>673263241
>oh no he made me look stupid
>BETTER CALL HIM A FAGGOT AHAHAHA

Epic win man. Now just fuck off back to jacking it to anime.
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>>673255385
that is reflective paint, and should be visible when driving and a small light glints at it.

The real question is what is behind that window? This is someone alerting Jackboys (thiefs) that this is the best way in to rob you.

Honestly if you are in a shady neighborhoob get bars on your windows. sucks but it doesnt seem like you are moving anytime soon, which brings me to ask why? Move the fuck away from shitty places
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>>673263268
Op here called cops just waiting now
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>>673263107
Call the cops you fuck.
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i try
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>>673263835
Ah, so you have a fetish for your own legs AND unfocused photography?
Interesting
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>>673262484
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>>673263919
botnet
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>>673263919
>fake tabs

Are you from 9Gag or iFunny?
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>>673263832
Here is the view behind the window
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OP should just do them a favor and kill himself already
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>>673264068
fuck how'd you find out
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>>673263961
Extreme fetish
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>>673264068
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You're the stupidest person I've ever met, get you're family to a neighbours house, and sitnoutside and wait for them, once they break in that's home invasion you'll get to pop them
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>>673257540
Bulgarian and romainians do this is norway, facebook marks the doorframe.
If caught they say "sorry no norwegian, iam poor beggar, can i have money friend?"
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>>673263919
LOL FAKE TABS LOL LOL KEK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>673264332
But you never met him.
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>>673258491
this
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>>673264082
Your sink is filthy dude. You should clean it before your murderer arrives
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>>673264484
>>673264082
No, shave legs first.
You shouldn't expect your assassin to fuck a corpse in that condition.
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>>673262151
thank mr skeltal
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>>673264484
House is messy cause we are reinstalling cabinets and redoing kitche
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>>673258332
Bro are we leg twins
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TURN IT INTO A SWASTIKA NOW
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>>673264685
Well, not anymore.
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>>673255385
if the X is suggesting that you have good stuff to be stolen, does that mean they've been in your house before?
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>>673264731
Don't rob me
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anon.... go out there with soap and warm water and wash the damned mark off.
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>>673259777
>Lucky no 7's it is.
Put a fucking blowtorch over the front door
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>>673265007
That's if it's by the door.
It's below the window which means an assassination.
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>>673264068
>because having mildly amusing tabs on any browser screenshot hasn't always been a thing here.
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OP is kill?
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>>673264685
this is why. they see that you have money for a reno so they think you have tools and shit lying around
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>>673265007
Might have just got info from a neighbor or simply find OP's social media profiles.
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>>673262402
i watched that video when i was like 13 on toxic junction thanks for having a hand in scaring my child hood.
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How do you guys know that an x under the window means a hit? I can't find that anywhere on the internet.
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>>673265103
damn RIP op.
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o.o is o.o dead?
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>>673265389
yes go with him please
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>>673255385
>on a scale of 1-10 how fucked am i
stayupallnightwithashotgun/10
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>>673265374
>>inb4 lil nigglets recently learned this and wanna scare the wookie cuz they bored
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>>673265335
people don't want targets to know that.
And after a hit you can clean up properly because the target isn't around anymore
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O.o were they black
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>>673261346
> Why not just have a star or something?
Already copywritten M8
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>>673265058
OP here car pulling up to driveway same one as before gonna go check it out people are getting out of car. I'm locked and loaded
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>>673265671
Fucking lost it.
Thanks m8
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i'm comin for you OP

we are negro
we do not drink orange drink
we do not use condoms
accept us
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>>673256600
yes legit. Fucking spics around here do this all the time. Buy a shotgun, and blow their asses away when they are coming in
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>>673265750
gg op
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OP is dead
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>>673265750

ruh roh
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>>673265800
and pay for us
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>>673265750
Please don't die, OP!
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Oh my god of this is real archives this shit after
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>>673265750
Go upstairs, don't turn on the lights, shoot them out of window when they enter your property.
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>>673261631
Where will you be when the hitman opens the door, gets on the floor, and proceeds to perambulate with his pet dinosaur?
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I seriously can't believe I'm witnessing this though. Like god damn make a live stream bro
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>>673265750
GL HF OP
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>>673265750
GOOD LUCK
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OP's gonna take an arrow to the knee
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And its just your mom and little brother buying paint to clean the house because little bro was a shit head
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I want to believe this is not a troll thread.
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>>673265750
godspeed OP
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OP, live stream it somewhere where you can't delete it and we can watch it again.
it'll serve as evidence for the murder on you
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Remember to post pics of the dead niggers OP
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you can doo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttt
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>>673265750
the time has come
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>>673265750

if true this is sorta cool.
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>>673265750
I LOVE YOU OP YOU'RE A HERO FOR US ALL.
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>>673261346
see >>673257781
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>>673266223
it has already begun

we must now wait
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>>673256509
maybe they did the x from the x files wrong??
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OP please don't die, you must fulfill your leg fetish dream
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fuck you op, you're a faggot
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>>673265750
Be safe, my love.
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>>673266265
Somebody screen cap this thread for ops memorial
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I'm now in OP's driveway, dressed as Ezzio Auditore Da Firenze, my time has come.
Remember OP, everything is permitted...
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is someone screencapping this thread?
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>>673266333
checked
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Buy a rocking chair and shotgun
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Is op dead?
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I'm taking a few screenshots of this guys.
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Fuck man, this shit isn't happening right now
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this will soon reach bump limit

op please, serve justice, post selfies, wear entrails
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>>673256511
Underrated post. Well the last part
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>>673265750
good luck
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>>673266528
post pics after you are done...
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>>673258767
Don't forget to write I SEE YOU under it with the blood for added effect
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>>673266209
me too anon... mee too...
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If dubs OP is dead.
If trips he killed some niggers and will be in the newspaper tomorrow.
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>>673266477
Yeah, some anons said already that they were
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