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fag's actually okay by me
Fag it is, then.
Fighte me
>>672838077
Ah, sorry to hear that. I definitely know the feeling, perhaps a bit too well. I've taken far too many days off this quarter than I should've
>>672838714
You really should of died in that "Un-Gay" camp your parents sent you to.
2 gay
>>672838851
is there such a thing?
>>672838739
Yeah lol.
People can be dicks
>>672838828
>tries to insult someone
>makes himself look like a retard while doing it
>>672838729
Oh, well that's very kind of you. I don't even know who they are so I can't be that concerned.
>>672838828
I was never sent to an un-gay camp, but uh.
In the words of Street Fighter 1,
"You've got a lot to learn before you beat me! Try again, kiddo."
>>672838973
I guess that whole story really was just a grab for attention.
typical
>>672838926
They can indeed
I think I mostly took that time off because I was being a dick to myself, though. Bipolar's not fun
>>672838973
That's the beauty of the internet. It gets weird when people can identify you.
>>672839070
Sure sure.
I'm mostly just doing it to get away from people
>>672839057
I mean, I do have a story. You're just waaaaaay off.
So it doesn't make for much of an insult if you can't even remember. It just makes you have bad mammaries.
>>672839090
Identifying is fine. Especially when identified by friends, it makes the whole "cool kids club" thing more of a reality.
BANTA
>>672839327
Deny it all you want
>>672838919
Nothing is too gay as long as you say "No homo" afterwards.
>>672838796
Yeah probs should.
>>672839327
Familiarity breeds contempt. I prefer keeping people at arm's length. I mean, not while fucking... You're sharp enough to infer.
>>672839299
Well that's a good reason too
Sometimes you just got to do whatever it takes to make things bearable. Health comes first, after all
>>672839438
but what if I don't say 'no homo' after?
>>672839420
Er, I'm not really denying anything. You're just way off. Anyone who knows me will tell you the same.
Ebin bantz.
>>672839482
I guess that's fair, though I've met some good friends in places like this, a few I've had some launch with, even. I'm not nearly as standoffish as I was... what, 3-ish years ago. I've just learned to be chill. Go with the flow. Roll with the punches.
Insert other synonyms of that phrase here.
>>672839519
Then you get the homogay virus!
Didnt you learn anything at school.
>>672839519
You could fuck for months, years but as long as you say "no homo" at the end then you should be good. Otherwise you are gay.
>>672839658
I'm not aggressive about it. I'll be up front about it for sure, but doesn't have a big impact on my life. /b/ would be the last place I'd go to have people familiar with me.
>>672839813
don't worry, your picture made me straight again
>>672839847
I thought you had to say it immediately after
>>672839813
Marty isn't gay, he only sucks dick.
I C E T F
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>>672839917
>I thought you had to say it immediately after
Pffft nah. None of us are that insecure...are we?
>>672839915
Oh, sure. Hence the just "going with it" thing. Whatever happens happens and if you meet a few friends along the way then hey, all the more power to you. Image boards are just a brief past time anyways. At least for me, I can't speak for others.
>>672839935
Its'a me. Mario except not, and actually Ice.
>>672840013
no, I wouldn't say so
>>672840071
For sure. Well, back to lurking and waiting for overly fem fur.
>>672839610
One day it'll get better, I'm sure. Or at least I hope
Whatcha studying in school, anyways?
>>672838973
If you were, they didn't do a very good job.
>>672840314
Righto then. Take care, mister or miss.
>>672840351
I'll say.
But alas, I was never in one, I assure you.
>>672840262
Talking of ghey. How come you never post gfur on here these days??
>>672840337
Thanks cutie
>tfw I'm still in highschool
We don't talk about that here
>>672840481
Your assurance isn't worth much.
>>672840624
Who's giving you a hard time?
im really surprised you faggots keep up these disjointed conversations for so fucking long
>>672840520
that image is far more accurate than you think
>>672840552
there's quite a few reasons for that, sometimes I'm on my desktop that has exactly 2 gfur pics on it, most of the time I just don't feel any reason to
Gonna wake up bf with breakfast in bed, which should i make?
A. Eggu and toast
B. Pancake
C. Coffee and semen
>>672840624
Oh, well fooled me. Wouldn't have pegged you for that
Anything you're particularly interested, then?
>>672840700
Oh. Well in that case, I guess I can only reiterate what I said before. You can ask anyone who knows me well. I guarantee ya' I haven't been in any sort of camp. Except a nature camp when I was in like 8th grade but last time I checked they didn't have any subliminal anti-gay agendas out in the pines.
>>672840700
People at school
>>672838611
fag's what?
>>672840832
mix 2 and 3, pancakes with semen baked into them
>>672840832
Pancake.
>>672840844
Drawing I guess
>>672840826
Not a huge fan of saving images I take it? I am always adding to my collection in these threads :/
>>672840826
Care to elaborate ?
>>672840832
Pancakes, easily. I already have eggs and toast everyday, and the last thing I want is ruined coffee
>>672841023
Well that's fun. It's always nice to have an artistic outlet
Especially now I'm envious of that; I have to draw things for this project of mine and I'm terrible
>>672840817
Me too.
>>672840832
Pancakes I guess. Not very good options.
>>672840872
I don't think you've been in a camp, I just think you're really, really gay, and I wish you had been in one. Might have done you some good.
>>672840879
Any particular reason, or just kids being kids?
>>672841103
>Not a huge fan of saving images
pretty sure I have one of the bigger gfur collections, I think it's just that I'm around less frequently than I used to be, more into vidya now that I have my own pc
I think I'm just rambling, I'm too exhausted to form coherent sentences at the moment
>>672841185
I was playing along
>>672841200
What's the project for/about?
>>672841250
Ehh just the way I dress and look.
It's not like I do anything, I'm just an easy target
>>672840927
>>672840952
>>672841200
>>672841250
Danke, pancake it is, talk to you guys in a bit
>>672841324
Heh all good. Think I'm going to call it a night.
Goodnight man, have a goodone.
>>672841452
sleep well, I'll try to be less boring next time we talk
>>672841250
Oh! I see. I'm only a healthy amount gay, I assure you.
Would I gay post this? Pshh! I think not!
>>672841430
Cute.
>>672841330
How do you dress and look? You're the artist, paint me a picture.
>>672841330
It's for a drama class I'm in. We have to design things for a hypothetical play production, like sets, costumes, etc. Part of that is drawing out our ideas
Sorry you have to deal with mean people, by the way. At that age especially they can suck a whole lot
>>672841521
Something gives me the feeling that there's deceit in the (J)air.
>>672841532
Well I was wearing this faggy sweater, the sleeves came down to my knuckles, that was mostly the problem yesterday.
But like, everyday its usually the same comments about my hair, its messy and big, so people like to compare me to twilight and because im pale :/
>>672841629
That sounds like alot of fun actually lol.
I used to be in drama, I got kicked out because I dicked around too much lmao
>>672841658
Pshaw! I guffaw at this! I would never deceit anyone here about my very average amount of homosexuality. Scout's honor.
>>672841784
It is fun, but it's taking up a lot time I don't really have. Other classes keep me nice and busy
You have fun when you used to do drama?
>>672841784
People can be harsh.
>>672841832
So are you pshawing at it, or guffawing at it? Make up your mind. Keep your story straight.
>>672842048
Can't I do both?
What the flying fucks are these threads about? Every time I open them they are filled with random as fuck drawings and stupid ass statements.
Any M/f in ct?
>>672842146
Most people have the capacity, sure, but you? To put it gracefully, I have my doubts.
>>672842175
Chances are.
>>672842029
Yeah, I was in a crew called set construction, it was like me and 3 othe guys, we built the sets for the plays.
>I'm awful at carpentry and tools but it was fun
>>672842048
Yeah I've been thinking about changing my hairstyle because of them
>>672842150
Depends on who's in them. Sometimes it can just be about porn, other times it's about chit chat with people avatarfagging. It's a real interesting environment
>>672842150
Congratulations. That's what they are.
>>672842305
I would say don't change who you are for them, but in high school? You might want to change who you are for them.
>>672842270
I mean, it was bound to happen.
>>672842262
I pshawguffaw all I wish, and I do it in stride.
>>672842402
Kek yeah you're right.
It just sucks
>>672842305
That does sound cool. Unless you're totally banned, you probably could go back and do it again, with a more serious bent. For what it's worth, I regret not doing more things in high school
>>672842325
No, no its not. I use to roleplay and thought it was fun. Then I realized it's cringy as fuck and stopped doing it. This is the same as rp
>>672842427
This coming from someone who has to take a break from chewing their gum before they can start typing. I don't buy it.
>>672842582
Yeah, it does. It's much less prevalent once you step out of those grimy halls for the last time, though. Can be a slog getting there for sure.
>>672842659
No one's rping, though. They're just chatting
>>672842724
I think that one flew over my head.
Was that a joke about stride gum?
>>672842603
Well its like, after we got done with the first play, we were supposed to sign up again if we wanted to work on the next one. I signed up but no one got backed to me
>>672842724
Thanks man, I appreciate the help
>>672842603
I know it's not what you meant, but since you were talking about drama set designs, when you said go back with a "more serious bent" I took it to a gay guy who didn't mess around as much. Hah.
>>672842659
We'll live, somehow.
>>672842813
No. Good try though.
>>672842991
What -was- it about then?
Make me privy to this, anon.
>>672842991
No one is doubting if you'll live or die.
>>672842976
Mistakes happen, people get lost in the mix. Probably could be fixed with an e-mail or visit to a teacher's office. No pressure, but if it's something you enjoyed and would still have fun with, I think it's worthy of pursuing
>>672842991
Ha, nice one. Didn't consider that, but I guess that's probably since bent isn't really in our vernacular around here. Not in that way, at least
>>672842976
It's an offshoot of the general "you can't even chew gum while walking" line of phrases.
>>672842976
Eh, talk is cheap.
>>672843310
Maybe somebody is.
>>672843394
Where's here?
>>672843520
Oh, I see. Well that's not very nice.
In any case, I should probably be drawing or something right now so I'll take my leave.
Take care, folks.
>>672843520
Here for me is Seattle. In general I don't think bent's used that way anywhere in the US
>>672843394
Actually I talked to the guy who runs drama, and he hasn't given me a real response
>"uhhhhh"
>"you should know the answer already anon"
>>672843520
Ehh I don't think so, I think if people are truly willing to talk, it means something
>>672843642
Catch you later Jarigator.
It was ice of you to drop by.
>>672843827
Oh, you're getting the run-around then. Always sucks not to get a straight answer
Could probably get something out of them if you press it hard enough. May not want to work with them if they're like that, but their thoughts and reasoning may be worth knowing
>>672842813
commissioned self-portrait?
>>672844418
Ehhh drama club dosent matter that much to me, it was fun while it lasted but it wasn't something to remember
>>672844456
I'm still lurking because I'm a dingus.
No I doodled that like a week ago.
>>672843832
You too. Even though I'm still here.
>>672844542
Yeah, I can also understand that. Sometimes it's not worth the trouble
>>672843819
Oh, another one from Washington. And it's probably not.
>>672843827
You can start your own drama club! One that's a lot sadder! With fewer people! ...On second thought, maybe that's a bad idea.
>>672844566
Oh.
>>672844908
I've been in quite a few threads the past few days. Since I'm anon it's possible I may account for a few of those people
Where you from then? Considering you use 'bent' I'd guess the UK or Ireland
>>672845144
I take it back, it's a great idea and you should do it.
>>672845223
No, I know which anon you are. I'm talking about named people from Washington. Well, there and Oregon.
I am from the United Kingdom of Wisconsin.
>>672845487
Kek
I think there used to be a student-made magic the gathering club
I don't know if its still up
>>672845487
Not as sneaky as I thought, then. Guess I haven't met any of the others, aside from that one guy from Oregon
Right, I do remember it being mentioned you were from there. How'd you become familiar with British slang if you're over there then?
>>672845647
The most disturbing thing about that image is spaghetti in a zip lock bag.
>>672845647
Our school had a whole bunch of student-made clubs, just needed a teacher to sign off and show up to grade papers or whatever while it ran. Pretty big school though.
>>672845842
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your intention to be sneaky.
Considering I spend more time on the internet than in the real world, they're bound to slip in here and there I guess.
>>672846107
There's a really shitty anime club lmao.
It's full of weebs
>>672846192
what a twist
>>672846192
Oh yes. I remember the kids from the anime club. That poor teacher chaperone...
You ever go to it? They lure you in when you were a freshman?
>>672846107
It wasn't my intention at all, I was just making fun. I did wonder if people were beginning to recognize me, though
Guess that does make sense. I've got friends who've done similar things. One in particular always pronounces things the British way, and we always tease him about it
>>672846192
About what you'd expect from a time-honored weeb hobby
I've never gone to it but it's pretty fucking awful.
Everyone there draws the shittiest pictures ever, literally a giant cesspool of 0 talent
>>672846562
As you should. Forever. Even if it never happens again.
>>672846675
Okay there, Mr. Ancient Rock Golem of the Fabled Glass Castle
>>672846873
But of course. We'd be bad friends if we didn't. The rest of us have our own quirks that'll get pounced on, too. Everyone takes turns getting made fun of
Pancakes made. would upload photos or whatever but apparently windows 8 doesnt like phones
>>672846873
kek
I'm pretty ass at drawing too, but it's just the club is just 'sad'.
its just a big circulation of bad anime constantly being passed around
>>672847272
Right, right, you all pounce on each other and everyone takes turns. Gotcha. Comprende. I understand exactly what it is that you are trying to communicate to me.
>>672847296
Maybe it's YOU that WIndows 8 has a problem with.
>>672847413
Yeah. Not like us. With our good gfur being passed around. We are kings.
>>672847678
Lmao now I feel like an asshole
I barely ever talk shit about anyone if that makes it any better
>>672846464
>>672847678
Sorry, that may have been a bit overwrought. My communication breaks down after a night with little sleep
>>672847678
I literally wouldnt be surprised
>>672847769
I'm just bullying you. I love bullying. Haven't been able to get my fix of it since high school.
>>672848140
Did you give him the pancakes yet?
>>672848255
You were a bully lol?
>>672848242
Whoops meant >>672848255
>>672848140
I am also curious if you gave him the pancakes, though. That would be a great plot twist./
>>672848372
I had to be, you give those wimps an inch and they take a mile.
>>672848392
I'm certain that if I had the pancakes, I could find someone to give them to. Who could turn them down?
>>672848658
Top fucking kek
>>672848742
I would, just to spite you.
>>672848783
Maybe I can bully your bullies. They sound like nerds.
>>672849239
Wow you really are a bully. Wait until the principal hears about this
>>672849239
eheh It's mostly just the majority of people in my classes, not just like two people.
>>672849409
I like where this is going.
>>672849417
I can bully the lot of them with three hands tied behind my back. The third hand will be whichever dork that I happen to be dragging up and down staircases at that point in time.
>>672849704
Awwwe how nice lol.
But you would just be scooping to their level
>>672849704
Are you attracted to the faculty, slut?
>>672849863
I can bully you too if you're worried about a conflict of interest. And I'll never scoop to their level, that sounds weird and vaguely sexual. I might get arrested.
>>672849886
The fagulty is attracted to ME.
>>672850058
Lmao.
It's mostly just like people taking pictures of me, or just shunning me out or staring I guess, or just random ignorant comments or people roasting
>>672850058
How long were you planning on hiding this from me?
>>672850274
Any buddies that have your back?
>>672850741
Forrrrr.... ever?
>>672850867
Uh well I just started this new semester, and I have pretty much 0 friends in these new classes
I used to have this really cool friend, he was just this tall as fuck dude who would literally fight anyone, really cool guy who always had my back.
>now hes in 0 of my classes
>>672851113
Man, that really blows. I had a few semesters where nothing lined up, they were no fun. We had two lunches too, so you could get totally stonewalled. Lots of chances to meet new people though.
>>672851504
Sure sure,
I only got a few months left though
sleepy
>>672851809
Hey sleepyass. Why so tired?
>>672851697
Yeah, light at the end of the tunnel. And a cool trip, right?
>>672852073
midterms making me wanna kill myself
that's pretty much it, that and my kitchen's being redone so it's loud as fuck
>>672852073
Yuup :3
>>672852221
Ah, I've lived through the house renovation life. Ruff stuff. Can't say I've lived through the midterm part though, I was a shit student who never studied.
>>672852254
What do your parents know about the trip?
>>672852547
>"I know some buddies down in colorado and I have some cash so I was gonna go traveling"
>>672852740
Haha, you can get away with a lot more than I ever could. Glad they're fine with it though.
>>672853019
Yeah they traveled alot when they we're younger etc etc
I'm pretty excited though lol
hello
>>672853150
You ever have a boyfriend before this one?
>>672853442
Hey Pimples.
>>672853534
sup FAGLORD
>>672852547
so am I, it's to the point where I don't even know why i'm trying to get an education at this point
Good morning you beautiful people
>>672853654
Watching FMA. Not much else.
>>672853728
For the babes, I assume. Babes love degrees.
>>672853856
Oh, so doubly exciting, then. How saucy.
>>672854197
Indeed
>>672854197
i feel like the only person in the world who could not get into that
i found it very tedious
>>672854197
I think my dashing good looks and delicious (not my words) cock can control that part
>>672854168
Hey, you should really say hello to the uggos too, I'm not the only one here. It's rude.
>>672854301
How old's the guy? What's his deal?
>>672854338
I don't like much anime, I'm just watching someone streaming it. Seems alright, but I doubt I'll go and download it when the stream's over.
>>672854357
You are your own best wingman.
>>672854390
He's my age, we actually met off the threads lol.
He's a really cool guy, we have alot in common etc :3
>>672838611
why didnt your parents love you? Why do you scape reality and not even fap to real gay porn?
You are not a fag, you are beyond salvation now, unloved persons will always be shitty, lonely and miserable for the rest of your life.
Just fucking killyourself faggots>>672838611
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>>672839543 >>672839658
Didnt know how to get pussy, heeey i must be suuuuper gay
Being abused as a child
Was it daddy or was it mommy?
You seek the love of your father, or either you hate your mother for beng a frustrated bitch probably from a divorsed family
You are disfunctional and will never feel ok withyourself never in your life.
you dont want to marry the oposite sex so you dont become your own parents.
Faggots will be faggots.
Have heard of a sucessfull faggot? no they came out of the closet when they already have wealth.
Becuase no body likes fucking faggot ppl, always crying for everything and behaving a like a little cunt.
Thats what you are a sissy little cunt. fucking faggots, just suicide already >>672841521
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>>672845223
>>672854390
>Hey, you should really say hello to the uggos too, I'm not the only one here. It's rude.
You're all beautiful to me!
>>672854576
exactly, fuck school I'll just become a model
>>672854634
Can I suck your dick?
>>672854634
>implying you wouldn't wanna get fucked in the ass
>>672854594
You don't say? Which one's he?
>>672854654
Nice save.
>>672854679
You can definitely do that first part. I believe in you to that extent.
>wanting to be fucked in the ass
>>672854576
most people i know who are into that sort of thing love it
but it just seems twice as long as it needs to be
>>672854634
i didn't get a (You), please fix this
>>672854872
thank you, I need the support
>>672854912
>>wanting to be fucked in the ass
NOT wanting to be fucked in the ass
>>672854872
>anon
>>672854912
>demos
>not being fucked at any given moment
Pshhhhh
Also hi demos
>>672855052
>>>>letting a man dominate another man's manhole
todays youth has really gone down the tubes
>>672855127
i have a very fuckable personality i know
hi sadboi are you still very sad
>>672854711
lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S6nvJHVyd8
have you ever been harrased for being afaggot?
>>672854837
i ccan pay you a ticket for russian for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTbFSJ_Tr4
>>672855340
>todays youth has really gone down the tubes
Baby you can go down my tubes all day long~
>>672855371
I can't say that I have. W-would you... harass me...? Maybe, harass my butt...?
>>672855340
I'm better, alot better.
Doing good lately, had a shitty day yesterday but trying not to think too much on it.
How are you?
>>672855127
Did you swap emails or something?
>>672854991
I know you do. Lord knows.
>>672854933
Only a few episodes in, so far it's pretty snappy.
>>672854933
just dont you ever get in to prision please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MuJ76d1vXQ
>>672855570
lol ppl dont mess with each other just becuse you want to. Controling bitch like your mom?
You are the victim here, you will always be a victim.
Good luck in life faggot lmao
>>672855660
it just seems all over the place
perhaps i was approaching it with the wrong attitude though
>>672855666
english isn't your first language, is it?
>>672855660
Steam actually
>>672855570
EW.
... EEEW!
>>672855593
hey dude that's great. don't let that getcha down dawg. I'm just peachy, on spring break so i got lots of free time to loaf around with my dog
>>672855802
e d g y
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>>672855855
>english isn't your first language, is it?
American education system, freklz. Witness it in all it's glory.
>>672855855
i know japanese, german, italian and spanish
Whats your excuse for only knowing english?
>>672855802
But you seem so sexy, and confident! I bet you're hot and have a really big dick!
>>672855908
Don't act like you don't love it.
>>672855908
I have spring break in a few weeks
Hey I forgot to ask like 20 times, what's your steam?
>>672855932
weeeow
>>672855983
why would i waste my time learning something I'll never use
>>672855932
i didnt learn from public school.
You cant even teach your children and teens not to do drug, or you cannt educated enought not to turn in to a gay failure, so yea pretty shitty education.
>>672855877
That's one for the grandkids.
>>672855983
I'm not going to Japan, Germany, Italy, or any shitty place that speaks Spanish.
>>672856333
>>672856333
>your children and teens not to do drug
>or you cannt educated enought not to turn in to a gay failure
fucking glorious
>>672855983
I know English and French and even though I live in Canada, knowing French is completely useless. Just know English and you're set.
>>672856292
there was a lot of japanese in hawaii lol
but poorfags wont use it never.
>>672856497
its really glorius when you are more worried about correcting others than actually making a point.
>>672856612
havent you gone to ottawa yet? its really cool, they talk more french there than in your little shitty city.
