gave a blowjob to a guy in a movie theater, on the first date we had

Dated a 14 year old at 21. Lasted almost 3 years. Cleanest sex I ever had

>>672833827

molested. liked it. get off to loli and age gap relationships now. oldest boyfriend i've had was 43. that is all.

From previous thread, incase anyone is interested:
Helped my gf suck and a fuck a friends dog while she was away

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

I am an ephebophile and my fiancee is cool with that. I just like younger boys and yet I like older guys.

Had sex with my friends little sister
Ex gf was passed out in car, fingered her friend while her friends brother sat in front seat.
Had sex with tranny hooker abroad.

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>>672834071
>>672834071
>>672834071

hello friend.

so.. we just say random secret and thats it? no story or anything?

>>672834121
>>672834121

i was a horny kid when i was 12. grew up chatting in AOL chatrooms with older men and sending them pics. got an older friend in his 20s not long after that. lost all my v cards to him. needless to say im a faggot now.

>>672833942
i know what u mean. I never dated any of them but I have fucked quite a few 12-15yo girls when i was 18-22.

>>672834378
I've fantasized about going cross country and taking different guys's virginities. Consenting of course.

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Had sex with pretty much everyone I work with

>>672834365
there are no guidelines itt, post as much or little as you want.

I spent last weekend fucking two college friends. My bf thought I was visiting two girls

>>672834479
>Consenting of course.

from my own experience i can tell you that you can consent all you want, just not legally. i knew not to tell, but some guys and girls arent like that. they will brag, and you're fucked.

>>672834603
Sure will! That's why it's still a fantasy.

I'm "straight" but I'm starting to fall for a "genderfluid" guy.

I have a micropenis and lost my virginity to a prostitute in a brothel. As I was making my way out, I heart the prostitute make fun of my dick. Completely shattered my confidence

had a girlfriend of 10 years...

it started when she was 8

she moved to a different country

we still talk and heat each other up, both have new partners

>>672834600
eh why do you bother having a bf then.

>>672834648

how old are you?

>>672834736
Damn that sucks, you went from feeling in control to demolished in seconds.

I've had a bitch try to make fun of my straight 6 before

Bitches are dumb

>>672833942
>>672834680
>>672834736

>This is the average 4chan beta

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>>672834736
>>672834736
>>672834736

>>672835121
this is the average Beta getting fucked by a 4chan beta *drops mic*

I got molested by my older sister at age 10 (she was 17) and I raped her 13 yr old daughter last month (im 25 now)
Pretty messed up family

>>672834600
>>672834896
Seriously. If you want other dick them dump him. Stop being a bitch

Fucked my best friend's sister when she was 15.

I was 22. She was a virgin and never kissed a guy. Fat ass, worth.

>>672833827
Molestrd my friends sister while she was passed out on cold medication

Oncr blew my friend on a dare

Stole my little sisters birthday money to buy assassins creed 2 and blamed my methhead brother

>>672835277
Got pics?

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>>672835277
>I raped her 13 yr old daughter last month
>>672835430
>Got pics?

top kek.

>>672835430
But anon how can he take pics of his imagination?

>>672835277
came full circle didn't it?

When I was 6 my 11 year old half sister and her friend had "sex" (?) with me. I knew our parents weren't supposed to know so they took turns blocking the door and I licked Blueberry chapstick off them. My sister never grew up to be totally fucked up in the head but she definitely does have a few issues. I wonder if she blocked it out or something. We've never talked about it.

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I want my husbs to fuck a tinder slut who keeps teasing him.
I keep forcing him to give her attention and have a date.
He feels deeply bad every time I do that.
Tells me how idiot I am for not appreciate that he only wants to fuck me.
I got myself thinking "what could I do to convince him to fuck all those pussys?"
Guess Ill never figure it ou.

My 13yo autistic brother has a big penis and I want to fuck him so bad!

>>672835615
tell him that it would make him more attractive to you, more "alpha".

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I have no interesting secrets, I'm just a massive pussy who never goes after the girls I'm into for fear of "ruining the friendship".

It makes me sad.

>>672835615
What do you get out of that? Would you want to watch? Would you want to fuck around on him?

>>672833827
Met a girl at the bar tonight while playing wingman for my buddy. 10/10 and she was definitely into me. One of those deep we talked all night about real shit kind of clicks. Didn't go for her because I have a girlfriend. Not sure I love her anymore though so the temptation was real tbh fam :(

>>672835615

Rule 3541-a/451: Women are never happy with anything

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For years I've said two thugs started the fight.
I started the fight.

I get free cats off of Craigslist and take them to a nearby river and drown them. I hate cats, there's always a ton of them, and it blows off all the steam. I absolutely do not want to kill people. Unless they're bad guys.

I let the dogs out

I've cheated on every test basically for the last 3 years or so.

I'm almost out of uni...

>>672836043
Okay, Morgan. Go get me some coffee

>>672833827
I shitpost on 4chan... and don't seed my torrents.

>>672836043
>unless they're bass guys

Then go be Batman nigger, leave the kitties alone

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pic says it all

>>672836215
But cctv makes it so difficult and I already work nights.

>>672835750
I Already did. Was a mess. He Cried for an entire day and avoided having sex with me.
>>672835760
I want to see. As a friend.
Not to watch the entire intercourse. Want him to cum on her face and slap her a little. (if she likes it. ofc)

I am Canadian

>>672836200
I've seen some fucked up shit tonight. Who the fuck doesn't seed

>>672836416
What the fuck. For how long?!

>>672836416
That just sick.... You should be ashamed

I'm bisexual, have had casual hookups with four other guys and have no intention of stopping.

>>672836384
Tell him you're having a fetish night. Let him have his turn then when its your turn surprise him with slut

Be on vacation with my mom.. we went to our hotel room for a nap. She woke up when I put my hand down her pants... She pretended to be asleep when I started to fondle her ass while jerking off.

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>>672836416

>>672836484
Sense birth

>>672836484
>>672836494

Did you motherfuckers know they were Canadian? I swear to Trump you better not have

I'm a self harm human. Literally no one knows. I'm about to go to a psychiatrist/doctor soon and I'm sort of nervous

>>672836612
I DIDN'T KNOW SHEIT NIGGA

>>672836150
Tell me your cheating secrets?

>>672836760
Step 1. Don't get caught
Step 2. Go back to step one

>>672836576
He keeps talking about STD and brain cancer for sucking vags.

>>672836593

Need more info!

>>672833827
I have been a proud pacifist for 15 years because it is the exact opposite of who I was and what I internally fight. In my eyes, only the weak are violent and the weakest are proud of it.

>>672835615
He's not comfortable with it. Don't be a bitch

i shit post in these threads.

>>672836857
He's either a pussy or really concerned that this will be your excuse/reason/motive to retaliate with a similar action or leave or some shit

>>672836857
Sound like he may be secretly gay, I'm sorry.

>>672836200
You have some serious issues mister

>>be me be 24 and bi curious
>>meet a guy and fall into a relationship
>>tonsofhotgaysex.jpg
>>he was a "professional" waiter at a really expensive restaurant
>>made $300 cash or more most nights
>>took me to a party with his coworkers
>>end of party he offers to share me with his boss
>>heartbroken.exe
>>refuse, accept apology but don't really get over it
>>decided to stop putting up with other little shit like always drunk
>>breakup.exe
>>ff 2 years
>>still pissed about being offered like a fuck nigger slave
>>every time I drive past his work I wrote down a license plate
>>have friends/cop get name and address
>>write complaint letters using those names
>>again, again and again
>>fired.exe
>>call him to say hi and catch up and show no hard feelings
>>fired the day before his mother died and now makes $8 an hour slinging shit food in a nursing home
>>

3 of these posts are mine. 1 is true

>>672836760
For me it's easy

>have disability
>say I need to use the restroom
>sneak off to bathroom and get phone out
>look up formulas or google stuff or whatever
>go back to the class

No one suspects the cripple.

i liked the new ghostbusters trailer and will probably see it opening day.

>>672836836
Your wisdom is beyond this time anon

I still love her. 2 years after breakup. I am 21 and she is 17.

>>672837051

none of mine are. kek.

>>672836874

Hahaha that is the most pathetic thing i have ever read

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>>672836857

>>672834600
whore.

>>672837081
Find something else for your heart. Don't even start giving me that she was the one fuckery we've all been there and had the one, then we found another one. FeelsBadMan but it moves on

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>>672835615
>A cuck woman
>I've seen everything

E>>672836874
Ur a fucking lame ass

Still in love with a girl almost 3 years later, she's gonna be 16 in August.

I'm gonna be 23 this year

>>672834600
You should've rolled 666

I like punching people. It just feels right.

I had sex with 8 teachers in my 4 years of high school.

>>672837339

you know that shit doesnt go away right?...

its like being a homo.

>>672837037
Two of these are mine and both are true.
You can't just go around lying on the Internet... Or can you

>>672837371
You sound fun

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>>672833942

I cheated on my attractive gf with a homeless crack head for 20. The degeneracy was glorious.

>>672833981
Stale bro. Time to stop. You've been saying this for a couple weeks now.

>>672837371
You must get invited out drinking heaps

>>672837401

This was only post that was mine.
>>672837037

>>672837229
>>672837287
Weaklings like you are why I keep it secret. I'm sick of hearing the rhetoric, especially from former friends who loved who I was before I was a pacifist.

>spied on girlfriends younger sister through her webcam

>have a dildo hidden in the back of one of my drawers

>love traps
>ive sniffed panties of random women when use to do housework and use the rest room

>some people at work joking make gay/sexual gestures and i like the attention (weirds out the only gay kid at the job hes also excluded from it)

>>672837339
Don't worry in a couple more years you won't be attracted to her anymore

>>672835764
dude, speaking from experience, break up, you're only wasting your time, and you will be glad you did

>>672837513
>The degeneracy was glorious.

i know that feeling. picked up a homeless woman once too and made her jack me off. came pretty fast from the illicitness of the act. bought her a mcdonalds combo after it.

I'm in love with my best friend

>>672837558
Now I'm confused. You've caused a paradox. I hope you're happy anon.

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>>672836215
>bass guys
>bass

top kek anon

I tell people i like sushi, but i really dont.

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>>672837270
your vid scared me a bit!!

Thats what I want to see hubss doing!

>>672837639
You should do nothing about it in fear that it will ruin the relationship.

I'm a psycopath

>>672837522
Yup and if people dont wanna ask me about it then they dont. Its using one post, its not the end of the world.
Most people have a bit of a life and dont lurk in every secret thread, like you.

>>672834736
You should have called her out for being a literal whore who's parents hate her and is a huge disappointment to everyone who ever gave a single fuck about her

I have molluscum on my ass, some of which have already left scars. I've had it for 2 years now, and as a gay bottom, I don't even know why I bother when I got that ugly shit on me.
Being forever ugly isn't fun.

>>672837681
I'm happy you saw what happened there.

My secret is that I'm awake and can't sleep tonight

>>672837432
>>672837525
i don't drink or have fun, i just browse funny image boards and pretend i have friends

>>672833827
I guilt tripped my sister into having sex with my ex-friend who I owed alot of money to. Found out later she changed her mind halfway through and he forced to let him finish then let his druggy friends have a go for free. She had sever mental problems after and took her own life a while back.
Tfw Im the asshole who put my sister in the situation that messed her up so bad.
Honestly i though it would be a quick bang he'd get his rocks off and i wouldnt owe him 2000 dollars anymore.
Sometimes i just sit in her favorite chair that i napped after her funeral and think on it. I can never tell anyone and its eating me up inside

I fantasize about my ex showing up and raping me

i treat my daughter as a gf.

>>672837758
He could have complained to the owner about his hurt pride and maybe got a freebie out of it

>>672837522
He's right you know. I fucked my sister and he fucked a dog and even I go to outback steakhouse once in a while.

>>672837871
brother of the year lol

I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Sucked cock when I was 7 still think about it every day

>>672837991
like in a good way or in a bad way?

>>672837991

>sucked cock

jesus you fucking neckbeards. at least make it believable.

>>672837707
I really like this gif

>>672837989
Takes real guts to admit something like that

>>672837988
>lol

lol

>>672838210
>lol

>lol

lol

>>672837871
Wow, fuck dude. I could never do that to my little sister.

>>672836857
He's worried it's a trap and I do t blame him as you're probably crazy as fuck.

>>672838282
>lol

>lol

>lol

haha

>>672836857
If I were him I would have feeling it's a trap. Make him sure that is what YOU really want to happen. When he believe you, he'll go for it. Every man want to fuck new pussies. I (and most non-fags on this board) would kill for someone like you. And not just like "I would do a lot to get you". I would take a knife and repeatedly stab a random person in order to have a gf with fetish like yours. You get it?

>>672838068
Its just really annoying. Like being in love with a whore

>>672838333
Tripz

>>672838314
Yeah well im a straight up scumbag. Not even worth the bullet it would take to blow my own brains out

Got shitfaced with my cousin, who is not only known for having a huge dick but also known for sleeping like a rock when drunk. I took the risk and blew him

>>672838333
>lol

>lol

>lol

>haha

hehe :) funny ;)

Haha! :D :))

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Got drunk and cheated on my gf with her younger sister. My gf passed out and her sister stayed up with me I'm the living room. We made out. She jerked me and I fingered her then ate her out. Then we fucked. Best orgasm I've ever had. She'd on the right in pic 1 and left in pic 2. Gf never found out. Me and her sister haven't talked since.

>>672837008
You got that mad that a fag wanted to slut around? You're one sensitive little faggot

>>672833878
Are you a faggot?

>>672838333
haha wow c-combo breacher as they say in 9 gag!!

>>672838444
no seriously where the fuck do you get these triples

>>672838333

>>672838444

>333
>444

I hate palm trees now

>>672838420
I'm sure you could get someone to give you a bullet for free

>>672833827
I fucked my ex gf mum. She is also the mother of my best friend

>>672838577
Im also a huge coward. Go figure.

>>672833827
i have no big secrets, but I lie all the time. I'm a pretty well ajusted guy too. It just really doesnt matter but I sometimes feel it takes a toll on me.

>>672838452
Looks fun

>>672837987
Holy shit. If you only knew. Thanks for the laughs fellas.

>>672838573
It's ok. I never liked grass to begin with

I'm a straight let dog fuck me in as when no one is home.

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>>672834600
This is why I'm either asking for an open relationship up front or I'm going to date a prude. Can't trust these hoes.

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>>672838444
>>672838333
All these trips, checked.

>>672838930
You forgot these

I rolled the trips but no one will believe it

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>>672838846
>I'm a straight let dog fuck me in as when no one is home.

>>672837988
>lol
Made me giggle

>>672839016
Screen cap the post where it says (You)

>>672838862
the best part about cheating is the dst you get for trusting the bitch. I'd kill for sure if I were a victim of this shit. But not kill the person who did it to me, instead her entire family so she could live in pain like i would.

Sick trips

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>>672838452
jenny?

>>672837758
toplel

>>672833981
Nice, did she bark about it later?

>>672839132
std you retarded. already got it, start planing the killing spree kek

>>672839161
Moar

>>672833878
So you're every girl born after 95 ever?

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>>672839132
If anything would happen it would be wholly in the moment

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>>672838132
haha me too! keep fantasizing
>>672838345
Yeah He thinks its a trap... but not! Im totally into seeing him giving a slut some of the good stuff we have here...All my girlfriends complain about the sexual quality of her men. I think Im lucky. Just wanna share a little.

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>>672839367
Top kek sir top kek indeed

>>672839287
No, she did say it was a bit ruff, though.

>>672834600
Thot bitch, Ho you unclean

>>672839127
glad to know that i can brighten up someone's day :^) lets all be friends hahhaha!

>>672834736
Kek. You fag

>>672834600
That's hot. I want my gf to do that and let me find the pics of her fucking.

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>>672839130
This feels right

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>>672839304
Do you know Jenny?

When i was in highschool i cheated on my first BF with a black guy that i later accused of rape.
I gave him head in my car while we smoked.
After I didnt want to get in trouble and told everyone he raped me.
He went to juvie and i changed schools.

>>672839653

Photoshoped.

LIES!

>>672839446
Wonder if this has anything to do with 50%of marriages ending in divorce. And this is why women haveshould not have rights

>>672839653
Clearly shooped. Can tell from da picksuls

>>672835724
If he cums in you you'll birth a spazzmanian though. think slut

i want to get my daughter pregnant but im afraid of birth defects.

>>672839746
I got quints the other day(I'm a different guy btw

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I'm so depressed knowing that i will cease to exist one day that i can't feel shit anymore, trying to seem and act normal everyday.

I ate my boogers 'till high-school.

I once hit a cars side mirror in heavy congested traffic on my scooter. It was a BMW and the mirror cane right off. hesitated for a moment as I stopped and glanced back as the owner started getting out yelling at the same time. I ripped open the throttle and got the fuck out of dodge. Pretty exciting at the time but I feel kind of bad about it.

>>672836043
You should do That to CA valley girls

>>672839838
Pics or it didn't happen

>>672839130
Everyone yelled at me and called me a liar, how could you do this to me
>>672839746
>>672839788

>>672833827
im wearing nothing but a diaper which i have no medical need for. i'm 23.

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>>672833943
how old are you? How old when it happened?

>>672839785
>And this is why women haveshould not have rights

I don't know about all that shit but there are a lot of hoes out here and it's due to a different societal issue. That being that this whole "side nigga" and "side bitch" thing has made it pretty much acceptable to cheat.

>>672839721
And then theres this bitch....

>>672839721

So you took advantage of your gender identity and kind of ruined the life of another man because you were scared your unfaithfulness would have been found it. I reckon Karma is going to get you goooood.

>>672839845

The Gods envy us son. Because they lack mortality they have no taste for life. They hate it as a Prison. Take heart in the fact that we are only here for a small time. It means there is a meaning to enjoy the fruits of life to its fullest, rather than squander what beauty lies before us.

>>672839888
Chekt

>>672837969
Mr. Trump?

>>672839653
I believe you anon. Just keep believing in yourself!

>>672837008
You ruined a man, over your demon fag feelings, don't kill yourself, you will end up in crash bandicoot

>>672839959

late 20s. 9-14.

>>672835764
You sir are a giant fag

>>672839746
As long as he was a nigger it's OK to claim rape.

Recently broke up with my gf of three years.

The relationship wasn't 'toxic' insomuch as I just believe I had gotten everything out of the relationship that I could, and that it wasn't fair that she was putting in 110% to the relationship and I was putting in like 20%. I spent more and more time on my computer just to do my own thing, but whenever I'd stay up after she went to bed, I felt guilty. I couldn't enjoy video games or tabletop RPGs anymore, because she wasn't into them, and I felt guilty.

Even though the breakup was recent, it took talking to another girl from the UK to push me across the line and realise how fucking unhappy I really was. I had gotten to the stage that when she and I hugged, I pretty much just wondered how long until she let go, and every time I said 'I love you' or 'You're the only one for me', the words pretty much died in my mouth. But I still said them though, because I didn't want to upset her.

But I guess I just finally nutted up and put myself first. There were tears from both parties, because even if you don't wanna be there - if you're a decent human with empathy - seeing someone you put a seventh of your life into absolutely break down and say "No. No. No no no. Please. No. Anon. No. I'll do anything. No. Please, I can change. I'll change. Please. No. Don't do this" is really fucking hard.

But I fucking pushed through and got my own place. I've been here four days, and I have to say, guys...I've never been fucking happier. I can do what I want, when I want. I've been eating healthier, since I only need to look after me. I just signed up for the gym and am actually going and doing exercising, getting fitter. I love the freedom, the not having to answer or worry or care about anyone or anything other than myself.

I told her it would be temporary, so I could get myself in order.

But I don't think I'll be going back.

Me and best buddy had a "sort of" threesome with his gf.

We played with her, fingered and licked her but when I took my dick out shit became to real for him so he whimped out.

She came over next day and felt vad for getting my hopes up so she wanted to make it up to me, asked me what I wanted to do.

I blatently asked for anal and she was willing.

Didnt have lube but enough vaseline to make only my dick vased up.

I didnt want to prepare her I really wanted to hurt her cuz 1 she led me on alongside bro even if he whimped. 2 she wanted to cheat on bro and 3 she said I could do whatever.

I tied her in missionary to my bed cuz I wanted to see her whole front body and her face while she received it.

My barely vaselined dick entered her. Front part of dick was easy enough and I felt the drynedd from that point down.

She was already experiencing excruciating pain trying to slow me down with her tied hands.

I would have none of it and just furiously hammered her petite little asshole.

She was crying by the end of it and I couldnt keep it in anymore so I mixed some chocolate shake deep up her anal cavity.

As I pulled out it was everywhere. Im not joking there wasnt a single part of my dick not covered.

She cried even morr but this time out of pure embarrassment.

My dick was diamonds again within seconds and this bitch shat and bled all over my sheets.

So I did the only thing a man can do and fucked that little butt again.

I was blatently furious at her and horny at the same time.

She cried and cried trying her best to muster up her strength to receive my punishment.

I came again and as quick as I could I jumped and facefucked her.

My dick was clean and she was trying so hard not to vomit our cooperatively made chocolate shake and Ill give it to her she swallowed without vomiting

After I untied her we went for a bath. Mainly because she could hardly walk and needed to stay till the pain was gone so bro wouldnt be suspicious.

She didnt tell me to stop once.

>>672839982
My wife wants to watch me screw other women so "she will know how to please me" I tell her I can't but I already do with multiple women

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>>672833827
i am in love with my 19yo daughter and sexually attracted to her, which is weird and sick doing as a father, i know.
but i can't help it, it's not just a taboo fascination i think i am really in love and i would love to have kids with her and start a family.
which is even sadder cuz, how the fuck to bring that up as a theme for conversation. so i am healing my frustrations with jerking while thinking about her, creeping and watching her going with friends on the beach in that bikini (also jerking like crazy), whenever i can i try to "accidentally grab her ass or boobs, like... when she is bent down and i pass by i must at least gently rub my cock on her butt check, just to feel it in a way.
several times i slip some wife's (aka her mother's) sleeping pills to keep her asleep while i jerk near her, gently touching her with my hand, sometimes even touching her luscious lips (which i love so much) with my cock, and finally cum on her. i clean it up and no harm done.
but it's not enough i crave for more with her but i knew it will never happen.
but hopes die last, as they say...

>>672837339
Been there, the only way is to find someone else, but it'll never leave truly

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>>672833827
I once fapped to this picture.

>>672836874
Naturally violet is a pacifist. Nice.

>>672840034
Yeah. Probably.
He was black so nothing of value was lost.
Irony is my BF never really bought it and left me.

>>672840281

fucking your daughter is like jedi training: you gotta star them young.

>so i've heard.

>>672837969
how? How old is she?

>>672837991
are you male or female? Whose cock?

>>672840363

dates. gifts. etc.

she is [ahem] 18 years old.

>>672839454
Then have a calm and honest talk with him. If he won't get it then he's a moron and he don't deserve to reproduce and hence to fuck other pussies. It's simply as that

>>672840271
so you have a solution to a possible problem which you're turning into a problem?

>>672840348
yeah but i guess i was never into underage girls or idk, cuz i started noticing my affection when my dughter hit the puberty and started dressing like a teen girl. so i noticed her body and idk... she seemed mature i guess

I'm a pedo

>>672840167
Who molested you and how far did it go?

What sort of Loli do you like@

>>672839721
Do you have like a blackboard that you scratch charts into for every nigger you destroy?

>>672838444
>lol

>lol

>lol

>haha

>hehe :) funny ;)

>Haha! :D :))

XD!

>>672840628
ok

>>672840652
>lol

>lol

>lol

>haha

>hehe :) funny ;)

>Haha! :D :))

>XD!

our funny club is getting more hehhing members :DD its hilariously hilarious :D

>>672840488
As long as YOU'RE 18 you won't get b& here. How old really.

and just gifts and dates? Or other stuff? She likes it?

I once face-raped my wife when she was unconscious on oxy. When she woke up i told her what i had done and she was so turned on by it that she dragged me back to the bedroom and fucked my brains out. Since then she's gotten zonked out a few more times and let me do it again. My wife gets turned on by the thought of being drugged and raped

>>672840281
I'm sure a lot of daughters want to fuck their fathers. They just won't admit it. Same for sons and mothers

>>672840634
>Who molested you and how far did it go?

mother's bf back then. went all the way. and i only like the drawings that remind me of it. not the lolis themselves.

>>672840628
ok. RL experience? Or just online shit? Age of attraction?

>>672837969
Details

>>672840048

Yeah, or you can just squander it anyway. That's my secret, I don't give a fuck about anything and I'm just waiting to die

>>672840680
wasn't asking for permission

>>672840738
I hope you guys realised I started this as a reaction to someone's reaction of indirectly harming their sister

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>>672840241
Greentext bulletpoints asshole

>>672840794

Did you like it at the time? Or is this in retrospect?

Only cartoon loli? Or the real thing too?

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Whenever i meet a new girl i send them a picture of a few much larger dicks online when it comes to fuck they never call me out on it. i think there is some mind over matter shit going on cuz even after they still say what a huge giant cock i have its like 6/1/2 i send them pictures of like the most massive you can find for a white dude . picture is an example ive even gone so far as to record dudes jacking off on porn sites and using a fake webcam app to talk on skype and facebook to get them to do whatever i want much less of a hassle then whipping my own cock out

>>672840810
5 - 12, ofc, not too young, not pubic hair. Not a real life experience, the closest thing to that was me kissing my 7 y/o cousin...

>>672839721
Did you swallow his nut?

>>672840842

if you've ever dated a girl or woman you know what the details are. its like courtship, but it just happens to be a family member.

>>672840878
it was my reaction, i was the first loller

taking credit

for

everything

>>672840642
No. I only did that one.
Sometimes i feel bad but he only was in for like 4 years.

I've killed 6 people.

>>672840533
Nice dubs. But in a way there is not really a solution because I work out of town and that's when I hook up. These women don't even know my real name to keep from fb being a problem as well.

>>672840281
That is sad... Because your daughter isn't even that hot

>>672840048
go back to mid-earth fagit.

>>672840992
how old were you when you kissed your cousin? story.

>>672841032
and I loled at your lol, which is where I was taking credit. Wait is it just us. Fuck.


>lol

lol

>>672840294
You're one of those waifu thread cunts aren't you
>facepalms

>>672840970
Bitches don't know shit. Some slam pig told her friends my dick was huge Luke 8 inches when it's only 6.

Her roommate tried to fuck me simply based on the fact she thought I had a 8 incher.

I turned her down saying I didnt wanna offend the slam pig but truth is I was scared I wouldn't live up to the hype.

>>672840968

i liked it after a certain point. also in retrospect now. and only loli. i have never seen the real thing and dont plan to. i just picture fathers i see with their daughters in public places and that gets me off too. especially if they are attractive.

>>672835277
green text?

>>672840628
Oh really, that's uncommon. Really dude being on 4chan that's nothing special. Deets plox