s/fur, because there aren't any New Zealand threads.tfw your university bends
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur, because there aren't any New Zealand threads.
>tfw your university bends rules to give you a chance to skip a course prerequisite
>tfw flunk the chance, it was a written test
>>672642853
How Bourgeois of you.
k restart
bump
Checking in.
Still lurking while I'm not away.
>>672642976
>he actually restarted the comic upon a new thread
The only way you can make this comic-viewing experience better is by doing what I used to do back in the day.
>>672643344
>>672643376
and what would that be ? ...
>>672643177
what the fuck is that thing, even
>>672643790
More Naylor comics
bump
anyone got cute felines?
>>672643565
I would post pic related at the start of every thread and fulfill requests FIFO-style, and always starting a comic with "Now playing: "Beth's O-Natomy" by Jay Naylor"
>>672643988
your wish is my command
just give me a sec to find them
any requests ?
I need some juicy blowjobs in my life
>>672644243
Any of them, he's my favorite artist so it doesn't matter
Lonely, need IRL hugs, how get them from nice guys 3:
>>672644464
If you're female hugs are easy to get, don't even need to be attractive. Just be sweet and (tastefully) needy/clingy. Nice guys eat that shit up. If you're a dude, just find other homos and essentially the same process
>>672644194
new to the posting comics thing
so just put the name when posting a new one
ok
>>672644464
go to next train station with a free hugs sign?
dunno, I don't like physical closeness with total strangers
>>672644759
And have a nicely-compiled list of comics that you can post of a pic in new threads so people can easily request
That comic list I just showed you, I have a pasta for it:
Looking for RP partners: https://www.f-list.net/c/alexander_k
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>>672644745
I'm a dude, but I wish I could do that girly stuff and be someone's loyal girlfriend. The sexual antic of homos creep me out.
>>672644825
Wow, a Chakat pic that is well drawn and doesn't look like it's from the early 2000s?
Now playing: Twisted Sister
by [ Jay Naylor]
>>672645034
i have a bunch of comic just need to sort them better
>>672645052
I don't know what homos you experience, but the couple I know totally have that bf/gf set up and are essentially normal sexually, most of their friends too.
>>672645052
there's a lot of good chakat or taur pics.
(please excuse the dick in this one. I can't find the clean version)
>>672645214
fuckin fav.
>>672645379
I'm talking about the ones that are actually easy to get some cuddles from though.
>>672645398
>implying i wouldn't find getting dicked by a big strong Chakat hot
>>672642853
Real vague request, anyone know of a picture of a bovine girl in like a field or whatever somewhat phone wallpaper sized
>>672645757
Go to a gay bar, find a cute guy who's a bottom, drink, come home, cuddle (and/or fuck + potential relationship)
>>672646057
Bleh, I'd prefer bis just wanting cuddles and to treat my like a girl.
And I don't know of any gay bars anyway.
>>672645757
what are you, gay?
I like chakats only as long as nothing happens that involves hir dick and my ass. I'm not a faggot.
>>672646010
Nevermind found the artist in another thread
>>672646312
>hir
his
>>672646312
Sissy and bottom to the point that I think I count as a tranny.
So not regular gay, advanced gay.
>>672646247
Google's a great thing. But I totally get what you're saying. I've been in that place exactly (but straight) just wanting someone to cuddle. I've always had my best luck at nicer bars, even made some close friends and cuddle buddies.
>>672642816
You die then they need to settle a lot of shit on their side also
Manage death certificate issuance and handle your removal, give condolences to your family etc
It's like giving them a final fuck you
>>672646633
Nice comic, thanks for posting.
>>672646590
Maybe I should just wear a "free hugs" T-shirt.
>>672647196
People tend to ignore that. Take a sign. The bar stuff is just kind of a long term, y'know? I only kept returning to it because of my personal experience
>>672647176
well that's all for tonight folks
time to hit the sack
and next time I will try to be more organized
>>672647532
Not a small sign. Big one, like the presentation boards.
>>672647627
Goodnight love <3
Who will post Jay Naylor now that he's gone?
>>672647532
A sign would make me look desperate!
Well, I am desperate and a shirt would still make me look desperate, but you get the idea...
>>672648207
But those shirts are never taken literally. Where do you live? Believe it or not, there's organized public cuddle parties that the hippy type hold all the time, but usually in areas with lots of hippies. But you should Google nearby ones see if anything is close
>>672645034
oh and before I shove off
what do you mean by "RP" ?
god some times I feel stupid
>>672648634
New Zealand.
Google is a massively outdated (yet still the most modern) search engine and so I can't refine my search to look for active cuddle parties in New Zealand.
All I come across are news articles about one cuddle party many years ago in NZ, and webpages where "cuddle" and "New Zealand" are used in the same page.
Come on someone post more Jay Naylor
Anyone know where to get antiander's nude artworks?
>>672648904
Roleplay.
>>672649068
Well that sucks. Do you not have any close friends you could phone up and cuddle? Maybe create a Tinder or some shit specifying "just want cuddles nothing long term". It works.
>>672649458
They're all socially awkward. All of them.
Except for one, but he's straight and has a GF.
And honestly, I'm tired of trying to meet people online, I just want to bump into someone IRL and commence with snuggletimes.
I've never held hands with a girl.
I don't ask much from life. I don't even desire sex much.
I just want to hold someone who values me. That is the only fulfilment in life I seek.
>>672649736
I understand. Its always tough man, I hate being lonely that's why I always go back to the bar thing, alcohol is my only success. If I was nearby I'd be down to cuddle, but the states are pretty far from New Zealand.
>>672650108
If only I could be like this pic, a desirable girl all tied up in public~
>>672650689
Do you dress like a girl? Or do you just like being treated like one?
>>672650001
But deep down, isn't that truly what we all want?
>>672650833
Currently the later, eventually the former.
I'm probably going to get on HRT before I try crossdressing though.
>>672650898
The Bourgeois would disagree.
Fucking materialistic, consumerist shits.
Go to /g/ and lurk for 5 fucking minutes on the catalog.
I think the same applies to /fa/ as well.
I don't care for material possessions. My only desires are emotional.
>>672651065
Big plans for life, yeah? Do you plan on the complete surgical change?
>>672651069
Well, I said deep down. I don't think we realize it anymore. We keep buying and buying trying to fill the emptiness that we can't quite understand. The only people who are truly different are sociopaths, who can't actually comprehend the emotion.
>>672651527
In that case then I'm sharing a tiny island with over 5 million sociopaths.
For the love of everything holy, someone please post more Jay Naylor
>>672651527
That's a bit of a dilemma.
Surgical techniques aren't yet very good, and might not be for a while, and I'm worried that if a better vagina can be made by future techniques an upgrade might not be possible since the new technique might depend on having an intact penis.
Currently, it's possible to have a somewhat realistic vagina that has no self-lubrication and requires a fair bit of maintenance, or a self-lubricating vagina that is weird (it's made of colon tissue), but not both.
>>672651710
I would disagree. They can't comprehend what they're missing, and they choose to shut out the emotion when it presents itself. Sociopaths literally cannot understand the emotion.
>>672651965
I didn't know that. That is a dilemma. A lot of dudes dig that whole tits and dick thing tho. If you have a good dick.
Muh feelings...
>>672652161
Unfortunately, the scenario that such dudes apparently fantasise about where a girl turns out to be a trap is also the scenario that gets traps killed.
I'm gonna kill myself if I can't get more Jay Naylor
>>672651976
I can back him up on that
A large chunk of that 5 million fall into that category of mindless, material wealth obsessed pricks who would sooner see their own man fall to become a stepping stone for them than to reach out and attempt to empathise with anyone
People don't seem to understand the environment around here, it truly is that ridiculously extreme
>>672652578
his art < dehydrated worm shit.
>>672652497
Well, just get accustomed to getting fucked in the ass, and you'll be prepared for everything, right? If I was in your position, I'd wait for some future surgery and just kinda keep my dick to myself until I meet the right person who I could trust and bond with. But that's just me.
>>672651710
What country?
I don't know any that match that description.
>>672652578
Erotic asphyxiation?
>>672652657
And guess whose fault it is
>>672652968
And guess who tried to prevent it
>>672652917
Essentially.
>>672652855
Well, maybe I'm into that.
>>672652968
toten sie die juden
>>672652895
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_by_population
>>672653172
You've saved me
>>672652892
In the meantime, it'd be neat to find other people in my position!
I need to find a place to stay soon, and a flat composed entirely of traps would be fun if they weren't tumblr-tier :3
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667288
All 3 of his games on Newgrounds are worth playing
>>672652968
>>672653004
Careful later ISA arrest you
Praise LKY
>>672643967
https magicwandattachments com/index.php?_route_=Magic-Wand-Attachments/G-Spot-Magic-Wand-Attachment-Blue
>>672653346
>only 1 female character
The problem with furfags is that they're fucking homosexuals.
>>672653439
Arrest then arrest lor
think i scared ah
>>672653283
Craigslist ads. "Looking for roommates. Requirements: cute traps"
But seriously, use the internet and you can totally make that happen
>>672653534
Check out the other 2, they have multiple females
>>672653534
gg kenna detained and sent to eternal NS
On a more serious note, what's with the large ratio of trap/gay porn? I feel like I'm missing out on an important piece of the puzzle here.
>>672653708
Kill myself is better. I say how many times already.
Tray/gay porn? Most furs are gay. Nuff sed.
>>672653621
Wow, up until this point I didn't know that Craigslist was such a diverse site!
Apparently I can even get a free room in the CBD if I be a guy's little slut :P
>>672654031
sg Craigslist for buying stuff is usually the same worthless crap from the same people.
The other sections I presumed are mostly spam.
>>672654001
Aight if you gon do it make sure you upload your collection and send me link, don't let all your work go to waste
>>672654031
My old boss actually used to deal in that before, not sure how many of those are legit and how many want your organs, but at least it's actually a decent scene
>>672654031
Fuck yeah dude, it has everything. Are you a slut? because sissy/trap sluts are pretty cute. Plus if you are, a free room is nice.
>>672654318
Nah, I'm a virgin, and still somewhat nervous around guys.
So I probably wouldn't jump into such a thing straight away.
Geez, Craigslist has a crazy high rate of female-only jobs.
I was hoping that looking at the "gigs" page would be more musical stuff, I've been thinking it'd be fun to try my skills as a death metal vocalist.
>>672654651
Imho, being like all the other traps(shaving everything, getting skinny af and wearing panties and long socks etc) and slutting out on the internet isn't really a bad thing tbh. But that may just be me trying to solicit cute trap pictures of you so I don't know
>>672655015
I've wanted to try my skills as a dead
>>672655091
>>672655323
I am already dead.
>>672655404
3edgy5me
>>672653534
>homosexuals
Do you have a bf or a guy you like?
>>672656405
No.
I am 100% straight man.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>672656453
Sure you are.
You just said you're all gay.
>>672656540
I want to cum all over those shark's tits
>>672656635
I like breasts, vaginas, and curvaceous hips, as you can see i'm pretty gay.
>>672655548
I have no idea what this is, but i want more of it. Please.
>>672656713
don't we all
>>672656713
I want to eat those shark's fins
>>672656775
it's an Ayy Lmao
>>672656794
well, looks it's time to fap now
>>672656540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSjU4LuczGk
>>672656775
It's a spergal.
Dog shark thing with disgusting prolapsed vagina.
>>672656829
I want to eat these shark fins
>>672656893
I love those videos
I want to be asleep.
I NEED Jay Naylor
There
>>672658359
shit's deep
>>672654651
Look in the mirror and think what you want to improve, even tiny little things, then discipline yourself every day to work towards those, not just your looks though something like "I want to be fitter" and exercising is great, but personality wise as well, practice your desired traits and pretend you already have them. Dont wait to find someone, become who you want to find.
>>672658837
My bad forgot what site I was on. Post nudes faggot
>>672658962
You're right though
Now back to shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOMKUbx3JKg
>0:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olb9TpFKVCM
>1:20
Did Dethklok accidentally stumble across a really need form of singing?
I feel like those parts would be mediocre if it wasn't for one thing: Rather than five guys singing normally, it's four guys singing normally with the fifth singing like it's death metal.
And that actually sounds really good, but isn't as brutal as death metal which is good if brutal isn't what you're going for.
I'd honestly like to see singing like that more in music, but I doubt that there's many times it's been used since death metal vocalists are almost always solo.
>>672659357
Well, I attempted to spell neat and got 2 letters wrong out of a four letter word.
>>672659553
It happens
50% success rate ain't shabby
>>672659996
oh fuck, lingerie gets me going good
>>672660170
I hear ya
>>672660170
It just accentuates everything perfectly
Instant diamonds
Post cuddly things to make me feel less irritable
>>672664333
I would cuddle that so hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNEXSmPgOhw
>0:42-1:08
my sides have been destroyed
>tfw I've gotten several times better at singing in a death growl over the last week with virtually no practice
I'm not exactly sure how that works, but I like it.
any sharkfags around?
>>672666368
looking for a reason to link my 548 shark image album, you want it?
>>672666654
On my phone
>>672663055
all these years I never thought Naylor would go full piss artist
share me some good artists? only two i know of that i like are fivel and nuzzo
i like piss art but cant stand scat/vore
Nyah, I just wanna enjoy a vibrator wand like this o///o
>>672668118
>Nyah
>o///o
Is this reality
>>672668707
nyaaaaaah
>>672668928
Bring that to >>>/trash/.
New thread? I've got Kanel to dump if anyone wants it.
>>672669244
yes
>>672656775
Thats valkyrie, the mascot of u18 chan
