>>672137776
I like 4chan

My dad is in the KKK but I'm not actually a racist

>>672138028
4chan is cool guy

I care ... alot

>>672138058
would u date a nigger? would dad kill you?

>>672138652
I have fucked two niggers. But I would date one of I could find one that wasn't a ghetto cunt

>>672139489
ive fucked a couple but couldnt date one because id have to hang out with their nigger friends fairly often and i cant handle that

I love these threads 2bh

I hate the person who likes me.

>>672137776
I fap to traps.
I don't love my gf anymore.
I don't like my best friend at all, I just want to fuck her.

>>672137776
I secretly hate white people, I giggle like a schoolgirl whenever I hear about qchool shootings or hurricanes or whatever. As long as there are white casualties

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Ok, this just happened 2 days ago

>whenever i go pee, my cat likes to perch himself up on the rim of the seat and drink my piss from licking the stream
>This has become more frequent as the weeks go on
>I began taking snapchat videos of this happening and sending them to my little brother
>do this for a couple months
>yesterday, i take a video and send it as usual
>look at sent icon
>it went to my fucking girlfriend
>we've only been dating for a couple months
>caption was "second time today, he made big mess"
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>BS some story about how i did it with a water bottle i pierced and I was sending it as a prank to my friend
>she somehow believed me (i think)
>still cringing about it hourly
100% true

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this is my dream body

>>672137776
it's not exactly a secret then is it you fucking buffoon

>>672138334
about what?

>>672140495
hey you? If it's you it's been a while.

>>672140507
it still is unless the people who you are trying to keep it a secret from are ITT and somehow know who you are

>>672137776

i'd sneak into my moms room and wear her pantyhose, and watch are you afraid of the dark.

did this a bunch, one day she found her shit in my laundry basket

i was like 9 or 10 at the time

i like women, not bi, I like the normal stuff and don't have any abnormal fetishes.

i'm not sure what about me is fucked up that i have yet to uncover.

never admitted to her i did that, or anyone else.

I secretly want a nice gf but I don't want to put in any effort so I just fuck whorls and pretend that I think relationships are stupid. I secretly like cuddling but I don't want to ruin my image.

>>672140893
did you get sexually excited when you did it? Or was it just fun in other ways?

I don't actually like any of the friends I have.

>>672141042

i just liked the feel of it. it was soft and embracing. oh and for a while i'd soap up the bath tub and roll around in that shit too.

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When someone says "nobody cares"

...I care.

My gf likes to let her younger sisters(8,10yo) watch us have sex. I like it too but gf really gets off on it.

>>672140635

nope. i was just saying that i want to fuck that chick sooooooooooooooooo bad.

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>>672141258
Now that's hot.

>>672139921

This.


I hate people who want anything to do with me.


Let me do my shit you clown.

>>672141258
How much do they see when they watch? Is it 'accidental' or do you call them to watch?

Do they ask questions?

>>672140507

you're supposed to make up silly things, billy

when I was a kid, I put a spider in my sister's bed, she lost her leg that night.

The spider was a hobo spider, nobody knows about this but /b/

I feel so much gulit, she doesn't know, if she knew I'd hang myself.

She was at hersheys, google it.. it's a national track meet, she was good at running.

>>672141458
Whyd ya tell em john

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>>672141042

i drew this to better show this

>>672141197

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Neal Brennan is my fetish

>>672141573
So you just lie in the tub and and fucking rotate with your mom's panty hose on? Fag.

>>672141197
That's just wierd kid shit. Accept you do wierd shit sometimes and move on.

I WANNA BAKE A REMYTATO :D

Last week I murdered the entire human population. With a spoon. My arms are tired. I'm going to bed.

>>672141945
Night night anon

>>672141893

no, this would be after. i'd be naked instead. mad hype fun.

i post lies in these threads.

Relationship 5+ years... Just got back from strip club... numbers acquired.

>>672141197
Considered on looking at me I look like a normie but I have done some really fucked up things I won't even post anonymously. Shit no one knows but me. Who cares brom be wierd.

my mom's car tried to friend me in the back of her finger.

>>672137776
When I was 5 I had a dog named jack, absolutely loved this dog, an old beagle, but not sick or anything, just old (10).
One Saturday, mum takes us (me and my older sisters) to the park. Get home as usual I go to play with Jack, cant find Jack, run around the house calling him, nowhere to be seen. Dad tells me to come inside (he's kinda angry at me) there's a fucking cake on the table and three bottles of soft drink (we were broke, we never got this shit) I say I cant find the Jack. Dad tell me he's dead. I asked how, dad says he put him down. I said with what? (thinking vet euthanasia right?) he says 'rifle'.
Me-what, you sold your rifle you don't have one anymore?
Dad- I borrowed a friends.
Me- you borrowed a friends rifle to shoot my dog?
Dad- yes now sit down and have some cake.
I go screaming into my room and didn't come out or stop crying for like 2 weeks because i never got to say goodbye and my dad shot my fucking dog.

>>672142098
Kek

I tried to put on a friend's swimsuit (long ago) because I was a fetishist as long as I can recall, but as I was bigger/taller I ripped it off. Never said/heard a word about it.

I'm still think constantly about the first girl I ever kissed. Haven't seen/talked to her for 15 years.
Had a few gfs since (and she was never my gf) but I still think of her more than anyone else.

>>672137776
Couldn't she use a regular paper for that??

How is anyone going to read it now?

>>672142146
Fuck your dog. Fuck all animals. Go procreate and do drugs. I love you.

>>672142098
Are you really still doing this?

>>672141429
How much they can see varies depending on where/when but they can usually see pretty much everything. it's usually on purpose, whether she leaves the bedroom door open or we're doing it somewhere like the living room couch, in the hot tub, outside or somewhere in the open like that. She never asks if they want to come watch us fuck but she'll say something like "we're going to go out to the hot tub if want to come with us." they know we're going to do it.

>>672137776
I lurk, don't put in the effort to post most of the time.

>>672137776
i think about suicide often, I cannot stand being relied upon by people, and I love drugs entirely too much

I pathologically lie and don't know how to stop

>>672142569
do they just watch silently, or comment, or ask questions? Do you tell them what you're doing as you're doing it? "I'm going to fuck her in the ass now"...

Do they touch themselves?

>>672140417
10/10 recovery, stop letting the cat drink your piss, this should be obvious.

>>672142698

are you lying about that too?

Had intercourse with a minor

I used to lust after my sister

my penis is 3.5 - 4 inches long when hard

>>672140893
What's fucked up is that your image of an attractive woman is your mom

>>672142833

it doesnt count if you're a minor too faggot.

>>672137776
I still love her, even though she broke my heart.

>>672142998

no
actually i go immediately soft if a porn actress even looks similar to a family member.

although i did try to grab my cousins tit once. but i legitimately didn't know that was socially wrong.

i must have been 11ish

>>672137776
I haven't given money to charity in fucking years. I make a big deal about it and say I'm gonna, but don't. I put the money i would have paid, in a secret account and buy nice things with it from time to time. GF doesn't know. Co-workers don't know. Fuck starving Africans, fed up of their shit.

My penis when fully erect is 17cm long and about 6cm wide

i'm not the only one in a lot of trouble :D

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I have pectus excavatum, never been in love, feel depressed and lack motivation, feel left out and don't know how to be happy

>This thread again
I hold an executive position in an international company.
I worked at a brothel during my university years.

>>672142721
they usually just silently watch. They are smart kids, they know what's going on. I usually never say anything, but my gf likes to talk dirty sometimes. The older one sometimes does rub her pussy while watching, but she tries to hide it.

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>>672143369

neckbeard phantasy in progress...

>>672143084
I'm 20 retard

I still have feelings for a girl who abused me years ago and I hate myself for it.

>>672143430

you clearly don't know

When I was little I pushed my friend off the porch when she had her back turned to me and she fell and scraped her back up really bad. Said the wind flew the screen door open. Everyone even she believed that shit. I also used to beat the shit out of this little girl my mom used to babysit when I was around 5. The girl was 3 and I used whip her with this plastic sword thong and tell her her parents didn't love her that's why they made left her with me. Then lie about everything when she would tell my mom. I think I was just secretly a jealous and attention seeking demon of a child.

>>672143143
I know right, like why don't they learn what a fucking condom is, then they wouldn't have anywhere near the amount of problems.

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>>672137776
NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS

>>672143430
so im living your fantasy? no need to be mad.

>>672137776

I rape my girlfriends over and over again but they say "its ok" cause I treat them right in every other way, I just have this rape fetish

>>672137776
i'm kinda obsessed with my girlfriend and want to marry her, kids and shit, I know she's not ready so i'm not going to force her. but how do i resist talking about it with her?

>>672143558
>so im living your fantasy? no need to be mad.

i've already lived mine. no thanks.

>>672143369
do you feel weird about it or is it sexually exciting?
hot family?

>>672143668
>do you feel weird about it or is it sexually exciting?

he's a neckbeard pedo. if it was really happening, he'd like it.

>>672143654
did the girl at mcdonalds drive thru smile at you or something?

>>672143642
you're in for a tough break up. Please, do yourself a favor and start preparing for it.

>>672143732
>did the girl at mcdonalds drive thru smile at you or something?

i aint posting personal shit about me on here nigger. not real anyways. you are fucking retarted (thats an understatement) if you do.

>>672143794
okay... I need something from someone that isn't depressed.

>>672137776

For a year now I've been involved in a sexual and loving relationship with my aunt (mothers youngest sister) and no one knows. I live with her and her 2 school aged kids. I have my own bedroom but for a year we've had it going, we spend time out in public together but never affectionate unless we are in an area that we know we don't know people. We travel together all the time and bullshit that we're going on business trips, we work together and I fuck her atleast once a month in the office boardroom, we're both accountants/financial analysts that work for a tier 1 investment bank, she is a partner, I am an associate. She is 20 years older than me, I'm 28.

>>672143824
bad day bro?

>>672143919

nope. day was good. how about yours neckbeard?

>>672143894
I used to watch the sex tape of these parents I babysat for back when i was younger. It was mixed in with their movies, almost touched myself to it the first time, but then their kid looked at me and i couldn't do it.

>>672143905
>youngest sister
how old is your mum?

>>672144025
that wasn't supposed to be a reply.

>>672144025
okay... thanks for replying to my comment with something totally related.

>>672143366
Obvioulsy you've been here befire, but have you spilled this particular secret?

>>672143972
You seem a bit tens, did you remember to take your medication this morning?

>>672143642
slow ya fuckin role cowboy, if she ain't ready then that's tough shit, marriage is the last thing you want to rush

>>672144041

51

I'm 26y I have no job , shit life , I have a girlfriend and cheating on her with 2 sub petite teens...one with 15y and another with 14y.
I can't feel bad for cheating on her

>>672144111
sorry :'(

>>672144149
Yeah I guess.
>>672144162
nice

>>672143668
honestly i wasnt into it at 1st, ive always been more shy especially when it comes to sexual things. gf was into tit and gradually got me to be more open, but it took quite a while. I dont really feel weird about it anymore, but it's not super sexually exciting like it is to my gf, but because she likes it, i like it. her sisters are pretty cute, ive seen them naked quite a few times too, but too young for me

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>>672144214
it'll be okay mate

i want to die

Since I was really young, 6ish, I wanted to be a girl and was absolutely convinced that I was not supposed to be who I am. I held onto this idea until I was 18. I constantly fantasized and daydreamed about who I would be had I been born correct, often until I cried. I was tortured by the thought that I could never be who I thought I was meant to be. I did not feel that I was real and that my body was taken from me. I found out later that my mom had had an aborted a girl two years before I was born. My mom had me by invitro. Ever since, I have been secretly resentful of her selfishness and blame her for this hellish period of my life.

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>>672141945
WE FOUND HIM
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>>672144258
hypnotic yet terrifying.

My gf is trying to go vegan and all sorts of weird crap. I work night and see her mostly on weekends. She's on all sorts of meds (Abused as a child, depression the whole kit.) She's also a wandering spirit.
I'm a borderline psychopath, loner, misenthrope.
I'm thingking of making plans, calling up my ex just to fuck.My gf hasn't broken up with me yet.

>>672144260
and how do you feel about this?

>>672144300
Rainier? That you?

>>672144300
if not a troll

fuck it just do it, take hrt and become a trap. post face pic so I can judge potential

>>672144113
Yes I have. It's my favourite!

>>672144300
uh, zulauf? like zuuf?

>>672144444
NIGGER GET

>>672144260
Sometimes I daydream about suicide, I'd never do it cause I'm not a bitch, but the thought pops up more and more.

>>672142698
You're going to have a breakdown, survive it and you'll know how to stop.

I can't sleep unless i Fap first, Dosn't matter waht i do or what i try. Even if i just had sex, i won't be able to sleep. At least not well, anyway.

>>672144444
noice quints

>>672144561
Are you speaking from experience?

>>672144439
Nope

>>672144443
Far too late and I do not have the body type. I'm secure in who I am now. I've embraced my masculinity. The biggest effect this has on me any more is wondering what could have been, but I don't obsess over it like I did back then.

>>672144444
a few weeks ago, some anon was asking you questions and then you posted T+T and then some faggota after you posted T+T said that you were lying or something along those lines.
anyway, mind posting tits again? I really enjoyed them.

>>672144730
Once again, do the words zulauf or zuuf mean anything to you?

I want to kill some people, they deserve to die

>>672144745
also, I apoligize as i Forgot to >>672144444
check'em

>>672142017
been there, done that. I always enjoyed how skin get "glued" to the surface.

I've fantasized about having sex with my mom. When I was little (like younger than 4), I have vague memories of bathing with my mom in the tub, and I remember seeing her hairy pussy. It's not completely wildly hairy, but it's cut like an 80's bush, as in restricted to the bikini line, but otherwise untrimmed. It was gorgeous. She also had B-cup breasts at the time. Later, up until I hit puberty, she'd be seen not nude but in her bra and panties and my pre-pubescent mind found it hot but I never would dare let her know. Around the time I was five I had stopped bathing with my mom but I remember I needed to take a shower but my mom was in the shower and I walked in, so she suggested I just get in and take a quick shower for time. It was awkward but my five year old self didn't care too much. She still had the pubic bush and nice body. Also, speaking of body, she has a pear body and it's really nice. Slim, but not that slim, a healthy weight. And a nice ass. Round, plump. Her thighs are nice too, not the skimpy thighs, but the nice thighs. Additionally, a few times in the past couple of years when I've sat on the couch with her, she's sometimes had a big shirt and underwear on, and with a quick glance, I've seen the dark coloration on the white underwear from the pubic hair. It's so fucking hot but I know it's wrong. I'll answer any other questions if anyone wants.

I want to kill some people, thay deserve to die.

>>672144813
No

>>672144888
job corps?

>>672143343
I know how u feel bro, have the same thing except pectus excavatus. Stay strong i hope it will get better. In your life and mine.

>>672144813
Well, other than having studied German, zulauf is a word I know.

>>672144883
well, at least youre not a faggot.

>>672144921
No again. Why?

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>>672144444
Did y'all just see my quints!?!
Second time in my career on 4chan actually.

>>672144501
>>672144647
Thanks!

>>672144745
>posting tits again?
Are you sure? You are requesting 39 yo post breastfeeding tits...
>>672144852
>check'em
And thank you!

molested. liked it. get off to loli now. wierd. that is all.

>>672144883
I know how you feel, my mom is a hottie as too and I have seen her naked pretty often as well. The guilt after mastubating is awful too.

>>672144987
>>672145043
my apologies mate, your story sounds exactly like a certain friend of mine, he is an author under the name of zuuf.

>>672140125
Can relate to everything you just said good sir

>>672145078
I love mom tits.

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>>672140930

I always used to want to just go in my moms room and just stick my fat cock straight in her and just pound her missionary and seed her

am i fucked up?

>>672145094
I think I have seen you in the loli threads.

Starting to realize that i might actually be a psychopath.

>>672145097
Yes, I'm somewhat ashamed to admit when I started puberty I masturbated to her. I've never ever stolen her underwear or some shit but just in privacy I've thought about her pubic bush and breasts, and also her belly area. Her whole body is very arousing to me still. I don't masturbate to her as much as I used to but on occasion I can't help it.

>>672145214
yes.

>>672137776
OP is a faggot

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>>672145303
*insert generic 4chan comment here*

>>672144883
>>672145251
Also just because I'm bored right now I'll stick around to answer any random questions

>>672145159
No worries, I've come to the conclusion that my experience is not entirely unique. That's part of moving on.

>>672145251
I've only done it 2 or three times myself, but i have to admit my choice in women is pretty close to her. She doesn't have much of a bush, just a landing strip, but her tits are amazing.

Bout 30 min ago I Put a loaded .38 to my head and put my finger on the trigger just to feel alive for a moment.

>>672145424
alright then, safe travels mate. and good luck.

>>672145228
>I think I have seen you in the loli threads.

yes. probably me. unless there's more like me.

>>672145078
you are welcome, and i Am inclined to agree with >>672145172 at least so long as they don't belong to my mom.

>>672139921
>>672141388
why can't you say that to them?

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>>672137776
i'm the guy behind this

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>>672145450
Yeah, kinda the same here. Her body is actually almost just like this Playboy playmate, except smaller breasts.

i kissed a girl and i liked it

>>672145543
Are you the one who is currently sleeping with your teacher?

>>672137776
no, fuck you

>>672145700

no. i guess there's other ones then. thats hot too btw.

>>672145655
my mom is more the sporty type, hangs out at the gym all the time.

>>672140417
Exact same recovery i would had used

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>>672145172
>>672145563
I warned you...
Also, pic from the archive without timestamp because I'm at work right now.

>>672145684
Was she wearing, like chapstick? If so, what flavor, and did you like it?

I once had sexual relations with a fairly popular female youtuber. She said it was a mistake, saying that if I went public with it she would claim it was rape.

>>672145809
yea, i think the loli and shota threads have a lot of messed up chicks in it.

>>672145893
Thanks Mrs.Fletcher!

My dick is like really big

>>672145893
very suckable.

I'm addicted to get nudes pics from everygirls i know, no matter what i risk... 80+ for now.

I've been caught few times and somes of my friends hates me now.

I fucking love to take it up my pooper

>>672145954

guess so. but its better than being traumatized by it i suppose. just my opinion.

>>672137776
I'm insane, and pretending not to be.

>>672144939
thanks bro :)

>>672146143
I'm pretending, and insane not to be.

These threads are 90% of the reason i keep coming back to /b/ most of the other content is sub-par and it has a tumblr-esque attitude.

>>672146565
I know what you mean, everything is depressing, I have to take a nap to awake at this time tho, and i just don't have the time these days.

>>672146672
You know the worst part? This is such a niche thread. Like I can't start one of these during the day. luckily for me i'm up til 3 am anyway.

Lost my virginity a month after turning 18 to a transsexual hooker named Miss Rain. $60 for a 15 min trip down impulsive decisions and self inflicted mental humiliation and scarring.

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>>672146045
Pic related.

>>672146970
can we see some Melody?

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>>672147103
Good choice mate.

>>672147206
she's super cute

I'm in love with someone who won't love me back because he's afraid of something going wrong.

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>>672147259
She's totally crazy. In a bad way. Mentally insane.

>>672147443
she like girls at all?

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>>672147540
Bisexual i guess.

>>672146970
link?

>>672147779
Ahah nop sorry. Work of a lifetime.

Just pick a girl's name.

>>672137776

My mate married a girl we've both known since childhood. I've been fucking her (with some lengthy breaks) since we were both 12.

He genuinely has no idea.

>>672147709
thats great.

>>672147911
Pick another one.

>>672147859
*insert name of hottest girl here*

>>672147944
Jade

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>>672147973
Don't have it... But this one is nice too.
Not so much pics but few hot vids.

>>672146970
Is julie bxl a mountain bike?

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>>672148100
What a slut man...

>>672144227
what does she like about it? Is she interested in them sexually?

I just lost my virginity to a girl I met off tinder last Saturday. Im 18

>>672140417
Not calling be but if you're still here post a vid

>>672148197
Nop. Milf.

>>672142146
i hope you remember to shit on his grave

>>672145094
Are you S?

If not, there's more than one of you.

If yes, heya!

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>>672148197
Sorry, forgot the pic.
She's a MILF.

>>672147540

hey you?

Purple is actually my favorite color, but I feel like it's been co-opted by gays and niggers.

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PROTIP: these threads are made by people who are monitoring the internet connections of people who are currently browsing /b/. You are very possibly giving your secrets to people who will use them as blackmail against you.

>>672148565
hey. sorry i haven't been around, too busy to take naps and couldn't stay up otherwise.

>>672146970
Eva

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When I was in a long distance relationship we'd talk over skype. Her sister added me, and it was harmless talking and I assumed my gf knew.

When I flew out there I fucked her sister in the shower 3 times and once in her bed while she was at college

>>672148676
>not being behind at least 7 proxies in the year 2016

I seriously hope you faggots don't do this.

>>672148676

oldfags know this. but its still fun to fuck troll these threads for the occassional normie that finds his way here. what else is there to do?

>>672148694
No worries, this is my first day here in a week or more.

Busy with work or social life or girlfriend? How are things with her?

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>>672148761
Pretty young bro.

>>672148834

kek. 4chan uses secure connections faggot. proxies wont save your ass. just dont post anything that is ACTUALLY true. you'll be fine.

>i am moot btw.

>>672148913
moar of her?

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secretly wish I had a girlfriend to cuck me. wouldnt mind watching my best friend plow my girlfriend and use her like a living sex toy

>>672141573
Holy shit dude that is hilarious
love the illustration.

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>>672148968
Sure.

>>672148902
I think they are going well, also I am planning on taking some classes again, not full time or anything, but my boss is retiring in a year and i wanna try for his position. I'm studying some now to make sure i am ready when the next semester starts.

>>672149045
yummy

>>672137776
i fencehop and fuck horses.

>>672149025
so you want a gf just so you can not fuck her?

>>672149082
that's great! How many hours a week would it be? My wife's doing postgrad classes while she works, and it's intense.

>>672139660
me too. Best threads on /b

>>672137776
I am a nigger

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>>672149090

>>672140417
post the vid you retard

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>>672149151
i mean ill fuck her too but i have more fun watching than participating and i fucking love facial expressions so itll fit together perfectly

i like niggers.

>jk, no one likes niggers.

>>672149171
I haven't looked that far ahead yet, I am gonna try for online classes so i could maybe do some of the work during my downtime on the job. worst case scenario, i don't go to the beach after all and parcel out my Vacation time. I'm not too worried about it and it seems i can get my job to pay for classes.

>>672147422
rosney!

>>672141258
you should have your gf's sisters watch you both hang yourselves

>>672137776
I got a D.U.I and I'm still More successful then all of y'all. 23 y/0 btw.

>>672146970
BUMP. Anyone ?

>>672149401
that would probably mess them up more then watching a little sex.

>>672137776
i poisoned a dog, because i hated it.
(i wasnt an actual dog, it was one of those rat sized ugly handbag k9s)

Im in relationship 2 years +.
Still think about my ex gf that left me 5 years ago every fucking day. I hate her but I pretty much don't feel anything for my current gf. Staying because I don't know what to do and afraight of regretting leaving her.

Also, been thinking about actually killing myself since I was like 10 at least once a week because I don't feel life makes sense and all of this is bs

Fagets are my friends https://youtu.be/WM1vbR5qQcQ

>>672149456
Greta

>>672142146
this isn't a feels thread anon.
Do you start random conversations IRL too?

>>672149437
>i have a dui
>am more successful
really like how you proved that one champ

>>672149339
sounds good, especially them paying for it.

I haven't had time for here either. Busy at work, lots of conferences and meetings.

My changirl got a boyfriend (he seems nice, I approve)... though we speak just as much as we did before.

Still no babies. Still working on it.

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>>672149574
Ahahahahah you will regret it.

>>672143343
>pectus excavatum
dont start with fucking pectus excavatum again.
We had enough of that shit yesterday

>>672149456
Elodie?

>>672149647
is that your mom?

>>672137776
I'm currently wearing a diaper and struggling to keep from wetting it. I'm 23.

>>672149456
anais

>>672149634
Good luck on the kids.

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>>672149752
Ahahahahah. Nop.

>>672149750
Already posted today on 4chan.

>>672149840
holy shit those boobs. More of them? I think >>672149839 will be a fan.

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>>672149799
Great choice.

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>>672149919
Sure.

>>672149919
>>672149840

I am a fan