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Nightly Goddess Crispy thread. I'm watching out for you, Gouge-Man.
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>>672103545

Gouge man?

Must've missed out on last thread.
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>>672103746

I've stocked up on Annies for this purpose, thinking about getting her Snapchat and downloading some.
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>you will never be her bf
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>>672104137
True. Although I did see a woman IRL today with eyes almost as big as hers. I guess I just have a thing for them.
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>>672104137

>you will never be anything more than some sad autist that contributes nothing to society
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>>672103545
>>672103746
>>672103812
>>672104013
>>672104130
>>672104261

NIGHTLY REMINDER TO BURN THIS FUCKING INSECT QUEEN OF THE DAMNED TO DEATH BEFORE SHE SPAWNS AN ENTIRE RACE OF DRONES TO INVADE OUR PLANET
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>>672104401
>$CURRENT_YEAR
>not wanting Crispy drones
breh
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>>672104401

>>672103746 isn't her, kek.

>>672104261
You should get a body pillow of some random girl and then glue some huge Googley eyes on it :)
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>>672104696
This is not a bad idea, actually...
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>>672104261
Would you fug her through the eyes?
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>>672104864

How is she giving a blowjob if she's blind?

That's fucking hilarious tbh
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>>672104848
Take this garbage out
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>>672104980
Well, no. I honestly wouldn't even want to have sex with her. Just lying next to each other, cuddling, watching shows, etc is good enough. Hell, we could just go out in public together, and I'd be content. Two people dressed in all black going to the mall or somewhere.

>Nice.
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>>672105078

She's not done taking your money though
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>>672105132
You just want a relationship, anon?

I can bet you there is someone on Tumblr with eyes like these that wears black clothes n shit. Just fish around there see who you can convince not to kill themselves.
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>>672105132
>not wanting to make sweet, tender love to her
ishygddt
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>>672105456
I've been single for the last 11 years. So, yes, I'd love a relationship. I've had plenty of sex (prostitutes), but no intimacy...no affection.

Just like IRL though, I'm sure no one on Tumblr would want anything to do with me.
>IDFWU - Execs

>>672105535
I'd save that for Jurnee Smollett. I respect Crispy too much.
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>>672105132
Like she would give you the time of day. >stalking lesbians
Yeah man, that'll really get her hot
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>>672105716
>you will never have a gf
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>>672105842
SHE'S NOT A FUCKING LESBIAN!!

I'm sorry, I...I don't know why I yelled at you.

>>672105901
This is not a FEELS thread.
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>>672106060
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>>672103545
HAI
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>>672105176
My money?
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>>672106384
Oh, Gouge-Man, I fear we're destined to do this forever...
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>>672105716
You pay for hookers?
Why not just talk to fucking rils and then fuck the fucking girls anon?

Shit mang
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>>672103933
This girl is cute too
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>>672106438
That pic was from a fundraiser she did to buy a few more macbooks.

She has four macbooks.
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>>672106591
I did. I've had so many hookers that I'm barely even excited about sex any more. "Normal" women want nothing to do with me for whatever reasons.
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>>672106610
She's hot af better beleive it
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>>672106689
The fug...
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>>672106735

>whatever reasons

If your ugly anon you can say it we won't judge
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>>672105997
Why do yoy have some many pictures? Filling an empty void? Like I said, this is straight creepy. I bet you're not above cutting her eyes out and replacing your nut sack with em. Fucking loser.
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>>672106873
Look up Ann Frank on FB
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>>672106903
This is apparently the case. Although, if I am 'ugly,' it's because I'm a reflection of the world around me.
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>>672106971
Dafuq? I would never harm Crispy. You're thinking of Gouge-Man.
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>>672107014
She's so perfect
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>>672103545

I bet she's seen Amelie 70 times.
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Fuck that bitch, she isn't good
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>>672107116
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>>672107014
I love the PPG cosplay, that shit is cash.

The world is ugly, but that doesn't mean you have to be.

I just go with the flow, man.
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>>672107234
At the very least, I workout regularly.

>Ugly and fat? Just be ugly!
>Using soul-crushing depression and social ineptitude to get solid, rock-hard abs!
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>>672105716
I don't see hire having respect = losing all sexual attraction but eh, to reach their own. Personally I find her more attractive than that chick you name AND I still think she looks like a cute, fine lady.
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>>672107205
What the fuck did you just fucking say about her, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Gouger-Man, Gouger-Man
Does whatever a gouger can
Stabs eyes, any size,
Catches Crispy just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Gouger-Man.

Is he quick?
Listen bud,
He's got neet blood.
Can he post on this thread
Click refresh on the page
Hey, there
There's the Gouger-Man.

In the chill of /b/
At the scene of faggotry
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Gouger-Man, Gouger-Man
Friendly anon Gouger-Man
Waifu and fame
He's ignored
Gouged Cunt is his reward.

To him, OP is a massive stalker
Wherever there's a Crispy poster
You'll find the Gouger-Man.
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>>672103545
Am I the only one who wants to watch OP's girl get fucked by a nigger?
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>>672103545
fuck i suddenly feel more lonely than i have in years
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>>672107670
Well, that's a new one...

>>672107709
Hey now, none of that.

>>672107727
>
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>>672107709
Sorry for the shit shoop but you get the idea
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDGuNWu9WSo
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>>672107670
You're a sad, sad man
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>>672107552
lol ur a faggot.
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>>672107925
>DK Mode: ON.
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>>672107709
Yes.
>>672107151
kek
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>>672103545
Fuck off with these stupid threads already.
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>>672103545
pretty short irl
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>>672107925
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>>672108150
Literally the only drawback.
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GOUGER-MAN X CRISPY RULE34 WHEN?
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>>672108260
>implying this is a bad thing
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>>672108260
How is that a drawback?
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>>672108262
NEVER!
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>>672108150
I fucking love short grills
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>>672107727
all around me are familiar faces
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>>672108392
>>672108403
I like women who are taller than I am as well as having larger eyes. I'm 6'1."
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>>672108150
Why does she stand out so much!
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>>672108262
This
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>>672107925
honestly, you could've done better in ms paint
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>>672108553
Ok. I won't judge you for having autism
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>>672107424

There are grills that don't care how fucked up your face is, just how good your abs are.

Worst case do an anonymous meetup with a mask.

>are you fucking Gratata crustylover

I'm switching to skeleton shitposts because I have no more Anne and she is a skeleton now
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>>672107925
necks how do they work
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>>672108553
Are you a cuck?
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Her eyes are clearly photoshoped
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>>672108790
I don't have it.

>>672108806
You say that, but I don't see it. It's like I have an 'aura' of unattractiveness, no matter what I wear.

>>672108920
no
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>>672108999
>shopped
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>>672108553

I'm only 5'11"

>6ft
>beta

Does not compute
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>>672103545
Who'd win at a stare battle between these two?
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>>672109024

Are you just socially inept or is it something more, I wonder?

You've got me curious now.
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>>672109167
reddit.
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>>672104848
This is trash
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>>672109160
I've had a rough life with women.

>>672109167
Battle of the Goddesses

>>672109295
Nice

>>672109350
Probably more. Probably so...
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>>672109114
Oh, she knows how to use After Effects too.
So talented..
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>>672107953
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE,
AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN
HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY
OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /lgbt/ ALRIGHT IT'S /b/ YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT
WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY
WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>672108553
I dated this mestizo girl who was 6'4". I'm 6'3". It was... interesting
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>>672109167
>>672108404

THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

PRUSTY
VS
MAYTACHED
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>>672106591
Trash
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This girl is so hot,
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Those eyes...

...I wanna skull fuck her....
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>>672108806
>Worst case do an anonymous meetup with a mask.
I read that as "meet up with an anonymous mask". Crinyes for a second the.
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>>672109517
I'll bet it was! Just the other day, I encountered a white woman who was at least 7'. So hot...reminded me of a Chinese who was around the same height.
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>>672107925
I think she fits cute vanilla stuff much better
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>>672109756
That's fucking boring.
She needs big bulky nigger cocks up her ass!
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>>672107925
Please kill yourself.
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>>672109460

Anon, I was joking about the Tumblr thing; I mean it now.

Find a girl, and just talk to her.

Tumblr girls usually have low self-esteem. Just chat them up, after a few weeks ask for a meetup. Take it at whatever pace you want to, just keep the talk constant and relevant.


Praying for you at my church tomorrow, OP. I know you can do this.

Maybe even practice in the mirror a few times?
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>>672108553
Girls are usually never that tall
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>>672109697
Cringed*
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>>672109976
BAM! I love the eyes.

>>672109982
Thanks, but believe me: if it hasn't happened since 2005, it likely won't ever again. Plus, the mirror here is out in the hallway (it's a dorm). My roommates already think I'm going to shoot up the school, so talking to the mirror would just make me even weirder to them.

>>672110045
I know, it's a shame.
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>>672109697

Read that as "Crinyes for a second the". Realized you fucking actually misspelled it.

>kek
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>>672109738
She looks pretty nice with long hair
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>>672110045
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
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Come on, guys.
Her eyes are fake.
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>>672110214

Oh, come on, man. Have heart.

>betafag pls don't make me come to it house and have a girl sit on you for an hour god damnit I want you to be successful so bad I don't know why
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I'd get Peter Scully out of jail so he can give us Crispy's Destruction.
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>>672103545
who is this? I honestly don't know.
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>>672110390
Nope, she has uploaded plenty of videos to her twitter that show they're real
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>>672110475
>have a girl sit on me for confidence reasons
I'd welcome this. I'd actually welcome a lot of things. I have so much affection to give, but no one willing to share it with.

>>672110496
insta: alterhacker
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>>672110479

God fucking damnit.
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>>672110504
What's her twitter?
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>>672109756
Hot. Although judging by >>672104013 and other pics she has a nicer body.
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>>672110635

Fuck OP god damnit the waves of beta

You can get her if you fucking try I know you can aaaaaagggggghhhhh
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>>672110635
Didn't you say you talk to her regularly? What's up with that?
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>>672110801
I've tried...too many times (not with her, but with other women). I've come to accept the fact that I'm likely going to be alone for the rest of my life. So, at the very least, I can adore Crispy from afar.

It's like in Ancient Greece, where a sculptor would create a statue or something, and fall in love with it. He'd spend the rest of his days giving so many 'love waves,' but getting nothing in return outside of his dreams.

>>672110894
I might. I mean, a lot of people do, you know.
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>>672110504
You know videos CAN be edited, right?
Actually making big eyes on after effects is not that hard.
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>>672110693

/taeko_ludenberg
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>>672110998
Gouger-Man here,

Fuck, I knew you were a beta faggot, OP. Shit's getting kekker and kekker.
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>>672111064
Nobody has the fucking time for that. Besides her eyes look big on pictures taken by others and she has a snapchat too which can't be edited
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>>672111111
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This girl is only for maximum autism level beta males
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>>672111119
It's great, isn't it? We've created a sort of Batman & Joker thing here, with /b/ being Gotham and me being Batman. As our adventures continue, you learn more about me and my methods...as I learn more about your madness.
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>>672110998

I have tears in my eyes op why don't you just fucking go for it

>work out
>accepted the fact

Tell me op specifically what is it
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>>672110998
If you talk to her and she hasn't blocked you yet that means you have a small chance if you play your cards right
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>>672111310
Actually, you come off as Joker. Obsessing over a cunt this much isn't something Batman would do.
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>>672111310
Cringed.
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>>672111393
Nothing to cry about, Skele-man. After all, I'm the one living it.

>>672111425
Highly doubtful. One, she's so far away, and two...even I know she deserves better.

>>672111505
Yeah, but you're talking about killing and gouging her eyes out (hence the name).
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>>672110479
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>>672111597

But aaaaaaaaaaaaagaagagaggagagahagagagaggagggggggghhhhhghghghgghghghggffhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>672110479
Why would you want that
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>>672111597
When you start a thread and Gougeman won't come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdXCUHk1pg8
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>>672111714
I feel your frustration skeleton-man, but only he is able to help himself
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>>672111714
Chill...

>>672111764
kek
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/b/ is in love with a girl with a thyroid condition.
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>>672111597
omg those legs and eyes 0o0
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>>672111949
wut..
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>>672111764

>when gougeman was here but just doesn't care enough

>>672106384
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>>672111764
Crispy would look hot as Harley Quinn, she's even in her twitter header
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>>672112077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exophthalmos
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What's with all these fags idolizing my waifu? Fucking cunts.
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>>672111176
Shut up!
She doesn't even have a snapchat!
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>>672112314
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exophthalmos
Yeah she doesnt have that
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>>672112341
>YOUR waifu
ehem...
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>>672111862
It's so
So
So fucking easy though
Like even for me, I was in his situation and I got out of that shit no problem

>>672111948
;-; this is the most emotion I have ever felt on the internet
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>>672112270
I like the idea of OP abusing Crispy
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>>672112367
She does you idiot, ask her
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>>672112441
And imagine, it's not even a feels thread!

But, I'd say the reason it's easy for you is because, like my roommates, people actually *want* to be around you. No one wants to be around me, not family members, not most of society itself. Even 'friends' distance themselves from me regularly.
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>>672112424

Yes, my' waifu.
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>>672107229
This bitch looks like Mia Wallace. Chill guys, she's not that hot.
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>>672112458
"Wee, look at all the nigger dicks!"
"Put them back, Crispy..."
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>>672112649
>*facepalm*
m8...

>>672112670
I don't even know who that is.
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>>672112649
Holy shit this is the first Creepy Susie cosplay I see. It's pretty fitting
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>>672112341
>What's with all these fags idolizing my waifu
>is a faggot idolizing his waifu
smhfam
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>>672112868
Ironically Crispy IS trying to become a fashion designer...
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>>672112755

Don't even, bra.
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>>672112755
Watch Pulp Fiction
Also, if you don't have the guts to talk to her- what's her number? I'm sure /b/ could lock this down no problem.
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>>672112638
Idk I guess I'm like that

Maybe its because ur beta anon no one likes betas cmon tho
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>>672113124
I like you, skele
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I had a dream about her last night. Or at least someone who looked like her. It was strange.
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>>672113072
>/b
>implying not you

Fuck off, not helping this cunt. Why would I? No money in it.
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>>672103545
>A generation of selfie-takers.

Society is fucked.
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>>672112649
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>>672113059
What a qt
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>>672112980

I can idolize my waifu, but no one else.
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>>672113310
What was your dream about?
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>>672113059
Ohhh....

>>672113072
I don't know her number, and I certainly wouldn't share it here.

>>672113124
I don't know, I've seen some pretty beta (even gamma) guys get women.

>>672113385
DUDE, NO!
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>>672103545
wow a qt
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>>672113385
kekolio
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>>672113222

Trips of truth confirms motherfuckaas

>>672113336

Hopefully trump will bring on the apocalypse
Honestly though if it gets people to do shit like protest and volunteer work then I'm all for it u know

>>672113451
BUT NOT U OP

U have to tell me what is different, please.
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>>672113451
Best pic.
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I can't believe all this retards glorifying an attentionwhore who idit picture to make her eyes look bigger.
No, you idiots! Anime will never be real!
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>>672113451
Isn't she a loser with no friends as well? She has no boyfriend and spends all her time online talking about her anime husbando. She's perfect for you
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>>672113637
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>>672105716
I feel ya, I've been single for a disgustingly long amount of time and I just would like a relationship but I do have a tendency to idolize random women on the internet and it feels awful
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>>672113717

I must go a be a friend to m'lady.
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>what kind of haircut are you looking for today?
>make me look like dumb and dumber
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>>672113597
I can't. I'm just undesirable to women, even the not-so-pretty ones. I guess intimacy is just one part of the human experience that will always elude me.

>>672113717
No, she's got plenty of friends. No 'boyfriends' are good enough for her.

>>672113778
We are of one soul.
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>>672113909
She only has online friends. Those barely count
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>>672105041
Bitches don't need sight to go ham on a hobknob.
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>>672113909
I swear this chick will turn out to be a drug addict hooker and you'll become a school shooter.
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>>672113909

>No 'boyfriends' are good enough for her.

Am husbando, that is lie.
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>>672113637
>Jimmy status:rustled

>>672113909
Op god damnit aaaauauagauagha
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>>672106800
>thigh barely as thick as a Fiji bottle
Anorexic chicks are so fucking hot.
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>>672113909
Hang in there, brother.
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How does Crispy feel about these threads I wonder....
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>>672114006
Friends are friends, Anon.

>>672114105
I seriously hope not.

>>672114109
You are NOT her husbando.

>>672114168
Calm your skeles.>>672114189
I will try, or I'll have to hang myself.
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>>672114109
That backpack is oddly fitting.
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>>672114192

A few times people have contacted her about one of the threads, she said to tell everyone she said hi. She really doesn't care tbh.
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>>672114362
She loves South Park
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>>672114338
>You are NOT her husbando.

Like hell I ain't, bra.
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>>672114170

I am anorexic myself, its actually pretty cool. I apparently have a "straight stomach" so I have a milk intolerance but I basically never get fat no matter what I eat.

I can only eat like a half meal at a time though

Life is pretty fucking sweet.

>>672114338

I got it OP
You wear black clothes right? Find some satanas chickoritas, you know the crazy ones. The smaller the better as I fear you might get crushed under the fat ones.
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>>672114630
You aren't. Looks like I have a new villain: Waifu-Snatcher.

>>672114661
I wear black everyday, yes, but even the others who wear black all the time don't want anything to do with me. It's odd.
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>>672114520
she seems chill I like that
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>>672113909
>No 'boyfriends' are good enough for her.
What do you mean by that?
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>>672113432
I met her in a library,she was very quiet and shy and she would want me to be near her and she would listen to what I'd say but she wouldn't say much. She would get my attention by tapping my shoulder and stuff like that. Anyways we walked around the library until we sat down and read some book together. I woke up shortly afterwards.
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>>672114822
I wouldn't want some random Chad or Brock ruining her. She is like a delicate flower hidden behind glass (my screen).
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>>672114520
To be fair, other than the creepy obsessive anon and a few black dick shops these threads are petty tame for /b/ standard.
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>>672114811

Well, I do have a handlebar mustache that I can twirl, but no, she is and will always be my waifu 4 lyfe.
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>>672115079
Cracky!
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>>672114943

Should've banged her, bro. Only chance you'll get.
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I'm 93% sure she's a criminal in disguise. Someone will leak some shit and OP's gonna off himself.
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>>672115139
do you even know her?
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>>672115139
Never!

>Damn, she is tiny.
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>>672114811

OP I hope you find someone eventually ;-; hopping off now, hope you make another one tomorrow, good luck to you my fair crustylover
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>>672115289
It would be kind of hot if she's s serial killer. I would like to go down that way
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>>672115348
Have a good night skeli
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>>672115348
I may....I'm going to go watch Star Trek in a bit myself.
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>>672115050
You know she probably has a boyfriend, right?
She is too...
good looking...
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>>672115332

4'11 If I recall, and about 84lbs.
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>>672115050
>glass
>my screen

fucking CRT fags...
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>>672115500
Well, I always enjoy your crusty threads. Do you usually get on this late?
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>>672115583

It's always the good looking ones that don't have and SO. guys to intimidated to ask them out.
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>>672115583
>>672115583
She doesn't that has been confirmed
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I'm going to make a bunch of fake images of her in extremely sexual positions so that she will eventually see them and then either stop using the internet or hate /b/
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>>672115583
She doesn't. If she does and posts it on Twitter, I will literally cry myself to sleep that night.

>>672115614
>84 lbs
Damn...not having sex with her is actually a good thing, in my case.

>>672115704
est Crispy. Yes, though I can be on /b/ at any time. I mostly just stay in my dorm and browse /b/ anyway, when I'm not watching anime, biking, or doing classes.
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>>672115681

keked
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>>672115139
I bet the dog fucked her afterwards
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>>672115820
capped, now she'll know what's going on when you do.
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>>672115139
Wow! Nice horse!
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Who is this? Modern /b/s version of creepychan?
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>>672115900
She will still be creeped out either way.
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>>672116036
I doubt that.
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>>672115839
Shit, crispy yeah. Well, anyways I always try to catch your threads since its seems like you and me are the only one who really like our big eyed friend.
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>>672116149
Of course.

>tfw Crispy-Man gets a sidekick.
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>>672115871

I fucked you afterwards and haven't given you the time of day since.
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>>672116149
I'm always here for Crispy as well
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>>672115820
PLEASE DO IT!

And don't forget to harass her with fake social media accounts. Hopefully she will hate OP for starting this shit.
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the engima
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>>672115748
It does make sense
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>>672116353
>Niggas ALWAYS gotta ruin a good thing.
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>>672116015
No, creepychan was amazing and this slut is nothing compared to her.
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>>672116473
I miss cracky too.
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>>672116279
What's the first letter of your name?
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>>672116567
>obsessively posting images of a girl online and fantasizing about her
>a good thing
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>>672116353
I wonder if she will actually care. She once said that she knows once she puts her pictures on the internet people can do whatever they want with them so she doesn't bother getting upset when it happens
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>>672116446
Zorro looks weird.
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>>672107670
>He's got neet blood
many kex
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>>672116732
Bet your ass it's a good thing.
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Welp, it's time for some Trek. Later.

Remember to be kind.
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>>672116599
Cracky is probably a fat mom by now,
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>>672116752
If she doesn't care about people jurking off to her on the internet that means she's not innocent as she looks... I fucking called it!
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