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Political compass
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>672068303
Anything other than blue is degenerated
I'm practically Hitler
lefty fags
kek
bumperino
I'm pretty close to Ghandi
Me and Bernie basically the same
Kek
-8.3, -9.6 last time I took it
>>672069569
Libtard.
>>672068303
close to you, op
>"cuck," "degenerate," "scum"
>gets called a cuck
>>672071806
hes conservative, not liberal
>>672072492
Link to test?
If you're more than a 5 in any direction, you're a massive asshole.
Also, purple master race.
Here you go stupid faggots
AnCap here
>>672072719
no b8
but what the heck does this mean?
>>672068561
Owen?
>>672068303
Purple box is best box
>>672068303
>>672074662
Who are you and why are you me
>>672074862
i am anon lol
>'mericafag
>white
>male
>dont really give a shit about politics
sound familiar?
Seems about right
>>672073207
it means you're a commie. but only very slightly.
Whole thread full of dirty communists...
>>672075860
Not me!
>>672075941
Your mom's a commie
>>672076018
Shut up!
>>672075451
>>672074472
>>672072869
>>672069569
>>672075770
Sane, wise, and rational people
>>672076069
Fuck off!
If youre in green you dont understand how politics work or how it affects real life, same goes for all colours beside purple rly. When u understand how markets and laws(constitutions) works and how politics and politicans can affect it, no1 would sympathize with left.
>Marxism/communism goes against itself, marx was a total troll and have caused more suffer to mankind than any1 else in history
>>672076117
Ayy! Thanks man! Good to know Im not insane!
This test is bullshit,. im not a nazi.
>>672076319
Nazis are left wing.
Purple square is only true non-retarded square.
>>672076387
Hitler is right according to this test kek
>>672076319
You must be a Trump supporter. its one grade below nazi.
>>672076441
The test was made by liberals. Don't think liberals want to put themselves in the same category as Hitler.
>>672076529
Hurr durr trump supporter durr
I bet you cant name anything wrong with trump,
I bet all you could say is "he is a racist bro"
Fucking Ron paul 2012 idiot.
>>672068303
The test really needs an 'neutral' or 'IDGAF' option for some of the questions
>>672076860
agreed
>>672076529
tumblrfag confirmed
I tested negative
>>672074662
We're pretty close.
I thought I'd be somewhere in the middle. I don't feel like I belong anywhere to be honest
Political Compass (if you are north american)
Those useless questions about sex and religion.
Red and Blue box are basically 20th century fuck ups, never again. Left green is spawning the annyoning Tumblr/millinial generation. Purple is the only rational choice. It is basically rational and sane thinking combined with a heart.
Na-zi stands for "national socialism" which is a mixture of socialism and facism/nationalism. Thats where hitler wuz, I dont understand why they put nationalism facism etc unto the right side, cause for capitalism to work u need freedu, which none of those really have/had
I assumed as much.
>>672077841
>Left green is spawning the annyoning Tumblr/millinial generation. Purple is the only rational choice. It is basically rational and sane thinking combined with a heart.
Explain the difference o' condescending anon
Libertarian master race
>>672068303
what dis mene
Purple master race. Almost in the middle, mediation and clear thought are key!
What does this mean?
>>672079153
It means you're probably an asshole
>>672078122
Because that is were the socialists, democratic socialists, left-libs live and last and least all forms of left anarchism is (aka retardation). All the "down with the establishment" and "white privilege" bs comes from those groups.
>>672079356
>No probably about it...
i'm not right enough, damn
>>672078122
Not condescending anon, but hes right.
>high tax
>gov funded bullshit
>gov funded safe spaces
>liberalism, LEFT libarlism
Which is tumblr kind of liberialism, meaning, I want to be a OPfaggotkin, sure make a law for it. Marxism...
For purple to work, or work for the individual you need to be a good/honest man, which green doenst require which leads to decay, like Sweden, its a hellhole of tumblr bullshit
>>672072869
If you're less than a 5 in any direction, you're boring af
Seriously, be tolerant about stuff
mine
>>672079952
feelthebern
>>672079952
Everytime this argument. Boring is good, it means that sane people take the wheel. Why must politics be volatile and exciting. Also, your score already explains a lot. Just stay away form actual decision making and we will be fine.
>>672080211
Would vote for him any second if I didn't live in Germany, I guess.
>>672080290
I don't consider it very exciting to grant all people fundamentally equal rights to live in prosperity and happiness.
Slightly right economically, FUCKING BASED SOCIALLY
>>672068303
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
but all of these questions ask deeper questions... I can't bring myself to answer with a simple abcd format
>>672078044
Mine's in the exact same place as yours. Also nice dubs
>>672080623
>Implying that being a marxistic-anarchist is not retarded af and also fucks up exactly what you propose as seen in the fine revolutions of the 20th century.
>>672068303
Am I the only authoritarian up in this bitch?
>>672068303
Feel The Bern
>>672081009
Did you even read the rest of the thread?
>>672079559
Seems better than the alternatives. Funny enough I don't consider myself any of the thing you listed
see >>672077683
I'm a pretty libby lib but didn't think I was that far left. Interesting. Or not.
The only social responsibility of a company should be to deliver a profit to its shareholders.
What? Who has the right to say that anybody should have any social responsibilities? Thats not how i ROLE
welp
>>672081099
Excuse me.
Leftist Authoritarian.
>>672068561
My Führer!
Explain
>>672081440
Oh. Okay.
>>672081397
The fuck is Social Democratism?
Lmao
>>672069569
>>672072869
>>672073103
>>672074472
>>672075770
>>672079793
purple masterrace
>>672081003
I don't believe that a political system should be established by revolution, but much rather by vote, and only if the majority of people is of the opinion that the "marxistic-anarchist" system is best for them.
>>672081633
lol
>>672081695
Dis nigga a set of ovaries.
>>672081633
Kind of what is popular in Europe. It is ruling Sweden, German, the Netherlands, etc. now It resembles more what Sanders wants. More than pure socialism. It is kind of a socialism light.
>>672071806
Kek, that's conservative, friendo :^)
>>672068303
itt:
people who dont understand being unironically right wing is autistic
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>>672081939
Well Bernie is the lesser of 3 evils...
eh, p much what i expected
>>672081822
Democracy is retarded, because the people are retarded. Look at Trump go. That is why I am a Liberal- right libertarian (in the classic definition, not american liberal def) fusion whom believes in Technocracy.
>>672068303
>2016
>not purple
Explain yourselves, libfag anons
>>672083109
Mein Neger.
>>672083109
Gay
>>672082915
red box masterrace
I'm an easygoing guy. But I believe in killing in the name of justice, so I guess I don't lean that far left.
Sheeeeeiiiit
You have to be a fucking retard to not be in the bottom left (green)
>>672083601
I never got that. Because I think leaving someone alive in a Combodian prison is far more effective than just killing someone.
>>672083109
kill yourself
>>672068303
Green-zone master race, reporting in.
>>672083789
>You have to be a fucking retard to not be in the bottom right (pruple)
There fixed it for ya.
>>672083944
better
>>672082178
Yep, but you are pretty much fucked haha
>>672083813
Would you leave a cockroach inside of a glass container to just sit there? Feed it enough to keep it alive, fuck with it a bit, and just spend the time to keep it there? No, you would squash the fucking thing and do more important shit with your time and space.
>>672083813
More effective for what? That'll work on some people, but sometimes the correct solution is the final one. I'm all for rehabilitation, I'm far into the green, but the necessary death, however morally gray, is still necessary
>>672081695
IS THAT YOU, DEAD-MOW-5?
>>672068303
eh
maybe not super accurate
>>672084388
No I would leave it in the glass and in the sun. Then go about my day.
>>672084357
Now, I meant it is more cruel. Death is easy, living is a far harsher punishment.
>>672084513
forgot the rest
Economic Left/Right: -4.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.51
>>672084645
What's the point of cruelty for cruelness's sake? If they can't be reformed, keep them in prison for the rest of their life, not for cruelty, but to keep them away from the rest of society.
>>672068303
Is this good?
>>672085133
It is about the punishment. I would have build a prison on Antartica already as a work colony for the worlds harshest criminals.
>>672085182
Either clever bait, or massive degenerate
So close to Ghandi...
>>672085182
Lol
>>672085607
:^)
>>672085429
But why is it about punishment? Also, I'm all for prisoners doing manual labor
So nearly everybody is around a libertarian left.
>>672072719
The mark of sanity
Fuck Bernie Sanders. He's a horrible representative of left wing economics.
>>672076133
You are mistaken.
Whether left or right leaning, it seems that most of 4chan agrees.
Fuck that top part
>>672085133
If someone is a threat for the other people, why would they have to keep him alive
>>672072888
This map is retarded
>>672068303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=722VZNSENtg
Well fuck, that's about as on the fence as it gets.
>>672068561
I'm the true Hitler.
guess im really more extreme than I thought
>>672076133
My gambling addiction says first year poly sci major
>>672085733
Because they commited a horrible crime? Rehabilitation does not work a lot (Norways prison system is a joke because of that)
FYI, you get into the purple section by being racist, sexist, and homphobic. Have fun with that, mouth breathers. It's pretty funny considering these same people are probably jerking off to tranny porn.
If you don't think the world should be controlled by common men for common men, you deserve to die.
>>672086009
Yet most of them still want Trump as president. Fucking idiots.
>>672086018
Humanity's sake. I want to believe that people are able to change at any point. That being said, I'm all for death penalty in necessary cases
>>672086423
>Calls others racist, homophobic, sexist
>Everyone who disagrees with me deserves to die
Good one. Neck yourself.
If you aren't close to the center, you're an extremist idiot.
>>672086423
That's not true at all. I think purples realize there's a difference that can't be ignored, and that there are different abilities and attribs. Greens think (or want) everyone to be exactly the same and throw fits at the white Oscars and shit.
Neat!
>>672071685
Whoa. someone past the first few spaces in the red box You're different
surprised of the result lol.. i conidered myself to be more libertarian... #MALETEARS
>>672086423
I think the world should be led by the best and brightest who have the common man's interests at heart. The common man is a fool and I don't want someone leading my country who is like me, I expect my leaders to be better than me. That being said, go green or go home
If the x value of your dot is less than 3 you are functionally retarded
>>672086746
Telling someone to kill themselves on the internet is about as original as calling them a shitlord, you worthless piece of shit.
>>672087005
kill yourself
>>672087111
its just a prank bro
Purple bros unite!
>>672087086
Regardless, I'm right. The closer to the middle you are, the closer to sanity you are. Go free some monkeys or whatever you faggots do these days.
>>672086423
Nice bait. Also, that is far more of a standpoint for the above two blocks. Right are the ones fighting for equality and refugee rights, but say fuck you to economic migrants, leechers and safe space / OscarsSoWhite bs
unpopular view?
>>672087247
Purple sanity master race. Fiscally conservative and socially mediate (live and let live)!
>>672087264
>>>672087086 (You)
>Regardless, I'm right. The closer to the middle you are, the closer to sanity you are. Go free some monkeys or whatever you faggots do these days.
You have no idea what you're talking about. A left leaning libertarian wants less government and has interest in helping the people, not individuals or corporations. They also believe that what people do in the privacy of their own homes is no one else's businesses. If you want anything else, you're an idiot or you're lying to yourself.
>>672086423
>homphobic
>same people are probably jerking off to tranny porn
... Are you literally retarded?
Also, have you seen how far left policy works for the "Common Man"? It's pretty shitty unless you work directly for the government.
And isn't the Purple and Green about having governments that work for the common man/ the individual? Or is collectivism so inclusive there's no room for the smallest and most important minority in the world, the individual?
>>672087858
Were you even conscious during the Bush administration? Shut the fuck up and learn reality.
>>672087830
literally ghandi lol
>>672085756
The test is inherently left-libertarian skewed, it doesn't ask quite a few of the truly defining authoritarian left, authoritarian right, or libertarian right questions
>>672087756
1/2 right. A Left-anything wants more, or relies on, government.
>>672088098
Why are you bringing up the Bush administration? What does that add to or even relate to my rebuttal of your statement?
Fucking greedy fascists!
Purple is best.
>>672088627
I havent changed much in a year~
I already took it. I'm at the coordinates (-3, ,1)
>>672072751
Bump
>>672088098
I was. Gas was about the same price (finally). More jobs. Less illegals. Bigger paycheck. Less taxes. Cheaper health ins. Better 401k. Less regulations (cars, houses, property, lightbulbs, etc) I mean, Bush was a total scrotum, but aside from that, things were okay.
>>672087756
Except that when "the 1%" and the big corporations are doing well, the overall economy does well. A strong economy is the most important part of a nation. Go live with those cucks in Sweden, faggot.
I won faggots
>>672088685
ur barely purple lol ur like more dead center than purple
>>672088295
Ah, makes sense. I don't pay too much attention to political sides, so thanks for clearing that up.
All these greensquares are gettin my dander up.
>>672068561
How do you enjoy that skull sized prison?
hey im Gandhi just about
>>672089305
>>672088744
>>672088627
>>672087898
>>672087830
>>672087613
>>672086423
>>672086329
>>672085878
anarcho-communists / green ppl unite!!!!!
>>672068303
Leftist Master Race
>tfw when youre a commie
>>672089582
Communism is top left
Salutations fellow green comrade
>>672088460
Left in this test refers to economics, not social
>>672089354
Slightly purple means I'm a realistic libertarian. Government is a necessary evil in some cases. Usually the smaller the better, but I don't think the justice system or prisons should be privatized, for example.
>>672069569
How many times have you beat-off to your copy of Atlas?
>>672089510
Here;s a whole bunch of hippies I'll be supporting soon.
>>672089510
Comrades we must achieve the perfect balance of power between Governement, civilian and corporate power.
>>672089789
>not thinking prisons should be privatized
libtard pretending to be libertarian
>>672089367
No problem, I would love for the test to get a big overhaul of new questions, I feel that would be good for the threads like this as well as be refreshing for people like me who have taken the test 10+ times and who know the questions by heart
REEEEE ALL THESE LEFTIES
IM GOING BACK TO /POL/
>>672089510
Comrades, fortune smiles upon us
>>672089782
No shit fuck face. How does monetary redistribution and government reliance not = economic?
>>672090027
I'm no leftie, but most authoritarian right fags go to /pol/ because it's an echochamber of (hilarious) fascism
>>672090027
nuff said.
Somehow /b/ is filled with brainless lefty faggots.
>>672089952
Do you not value human life? Would you like to be made into a commodity with no rights? Would you also allow social engineering on behalf on the parent corporations who would have their mitts in almost every aspect of society as well as those prisons? (Have you heard of fucking serco?) Are you a fucking mongoloid?
>>672089952
We already have private prisons and they aren't a good thing. When there is a profit motive to lock people up, you get more Patriot Act bullshit to incarcerate as many people as possible.
Smack my salami I'm a commie
Jk I'm fuckin ghandi
>>672076761
He has 0 political background and is just shouting random garble as an attention grab non-stop.
All of the candidates are shit anyway.
A bunch of faggots in here.
An-Cap reporting in.
fits
>people can do what the want with their penises
>corporations can't be trusted
That's where I fall.
>>672089582
yeah but ur not authoritarian commy and thats like the issue most ppl have with communism those are the failed regimes
ur more like kropotkin:
Kropotkin advocated a communist society free from central government and based on voluntary associations between workers.
like me
>>672068303
I have a similar score
>>672091168
b...b... red menace
>>672070499
>Damn one off
>>672091289
we green son
>>672091168
Kropotkin and Bakunin were the best
>>672072888
checked
>>672091394
>Bakunin
im quite honored to be in the company of ghandi, chomsky, and mandela tooo
>>672091168
Lol, voluntary associations between workers.
You naive little fool.
>>672091539
it would be cool if someone made a program to take the data from all our charts so we could go to war red vs blue vs green vs purple like see who wins ;)
My Commie friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj6bIydS_Q0
>>672091645
We do.
Called "Life"
Purple always wins.
>>672091785
i have a dream tho lol
we shall overcome!
Dis muh compass
>>672090206
Im not that authoritarian but, im a little up there.
Guys...
>>672092154
So I guess I'm Hitler
>>672092088
lol but ur not even close to hitler top kek
>>672092154
>>672092323
fuck man jesus christ
Yet I am racist, homophobic, misogynistic and trans-phobic to high hell
What's the proper way to insult someone with my views?
>>672092154
YOUR GOOD YOUR NOT A DEMOCRAT.
>>672092332
Couldnt find a blank one so I took one from some fag up there
>>672092416
call him a faggot.
>>672092569
I want a more nuanced insult!
Damn. Basically neutral...
>>672092416
>not an anarcho-communist
You're not leftist enough! All Gulag!
>>672092629
call xhe a faggot?
>>672091539
nigger gotta eat dumbass
>>672084357
How can you compare a person to a cockroach though? That's your own kind, a fellow man, no matter how despicable
>>672093074
Believe it or not, some people DO consider other people cockroaches. Like, have you ever seen hate crimes, ever?
>>672092714
I'd need to be a bit more liberal, too. Libertarian socialist. No wonder I like Sanders!
>>672092151
Yours is really similar to mine
>>672093230
Nono! If more liberal tavarish, you not gullag, you dead
>>672093943
This is why America has one of the lowest voter turnouts in the world.
Master race coming through. Fucking green degenerate scum
I win
>>672094845
no, not left enough and not enough anti-autoritism, can we get somebody more extrem than >>672091076
that's pretty much what I expected
>>672092407
a lot of communists were also like that in the past...
Welp, after taking this test for the 10th time I've finally crossed into the purple, Y position has stayed the same though.
>>672094845
do you green dicks realize that the further left from the middle line, the more of a leech you are?
Posting age would've been interesting.
so few reds
>>672071070
my nigga
>>672093076
>tfw trump is pretty much hitler
So ghandi
lol
>>672068303
Well, here are my old results last time I took this
>>672095415
Dont worry komrade, dont worry.
Not a perfect test, I wouldn't be this left if the test was more encompassing.
>>672097893
>>672097929
Brother?
No wonder america is fucked. You guai lo's are mainly lib tards.
>>672068303
The result I got. But I'm too special a snowflake for this 4 choice bullshit. And why are you asking me about what should be considered art & shit?
>>672097929
>>672098179
Brother
>>672098421
>Implying everyone here is an Amerifat
>>672098422
I left out the picture.
>>672098421
Libtard. The call of all well-meaning & free-thinking individuals.
>>672098421
Who knew, people on 4chan are generally liberal!
When liberals grow up they become libertarians
>>672080211
kekekekek
explain to me what each quadrant means
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