>>672020873
best fucking thread ever , keep posting guys

>>672022529
/thread

... You killed it

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>>672020873
i lose to this one every single fuckin time
>pic related

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>>672023411
lost xddddddddddddd

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>>672023478

>>672023509
lol

>>672023509
>>672023509
I laughed way too hard at this and proceeded to feel disapointed in myself

>>672023577
That bitch has some nasty feet.

>>672023509
>>672023657
i dont get it

>>672023753
You gotta know some basic electronic shit before being able to get the joke

Like what resistance is, and ohms law

>>672023753
that big tube is a resistor a part in electronics an ohm is a unit of charge in electricity talk

>>672023577
Whats wrong with her feet?

>>672023886
>>672023902
I feel a little sad thinking about the future of western society given the fact that you had to explain that joke.

>>672024079
amen

>>672024079

I blame baby boomers.

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>>672024079
if everyone was smart who would ask us if we want fries with our order?

>>672024079
Also i thought I explained it pretty good for the layman

>>672024337
Someone smart enough to only have fast food as a side job, you know, so he had some extra money for drinking, and bitches.

>>672023085
what movie?

>>672024365
You explained it fine. But the fact that you HAD to explain it, really saddens me.

>>672023411
fucking lost.. dem googles xD

>>672023902
>ohm is a unit of charge
>electricity talk
Wut?

>>672024595
>>672024595
Explained it fine??
You are the reason why..blablabla faith humanity.. blablalba

Ohm is the unit for resistance..
Fuck.. people these days, talking smart and down to others while being ignorant

>>672023711
checked
same here

>>672024655
I've met my share of Jenny's and their slash and burn relationship mindset. They are like gigantic fucking parasites and usually drug addicts.

>>672024907
Hence the joke... Join the resistance... The fact that it had to be explained...

>>672024655
>dubs of truth.

>>672023192
So kids of /b/ this happens when you close the coke bottle with mentos.

>>672025158
What? He called it a unit of charge and you both agreed that it was a good explanation.

>>672024554
moar

>>672024079
There's a lot of kids on this site, m8. Believe it or not. It's a bulk of the audience here since the site doesn't require an account. Also, people from all over the world who might not into english as well. It's ok to educate people.

>>672023093
Ah fuck what's the name of this artist???

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>>672024212
fuckn lost

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>>672024554
MORE

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>>672023660
>>672024367

>>672024365
An ohm is a unit of resistance, not charge.

>>672023902
>unit of charge

>>672025745
Thank you!

>>672025745
So... how do you measure resistance?

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>>672024999
>>672025000

>>672025849
...

>>672025849
There is this handy thing which is called google, you might wanna check it out

>>672025849
By seeing how hard she kicks

>>672025849
It's a measure of volts per unit charge, or put simply how much force you need to 'push' the current through an element.

>>672025849
Assuming an Ohmic resistance, just know the current going through the resistor and measuring the potential drop across the resistor.

>>672025950
There was also a chick on babestation was butchered tits. Looked like 10 boob jobs gone wrong. How anyone called and spent money on the bitch is unbelievable

>>672025849
I=v/r

>>672025849
With an ohmmeter or multimeter.

>>672023411
Now this is pod racing!

>>672026469
R=E/I

>>672026092
>>672026085
So it is exactly like measuring a charge except instead of the actual charge, it's the difference between the charge going in and the charge coming out, then, right??

Shit /b/, we educational now.

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>>672025849
with these dubs

>>672026605
>it's the difference between the charge going in and the charge coming out,

Haha, No.

The amount of charge is conserved, You think it disappears or something?
The amount of charge is the same, the energy is changed.

Current and voltage are inversely proportional

>>672026804
If the measured charge is the same, then how the fuck is it a resistor?

>>672026997
Because of the energy carried by the electrons is changed.
The charge stays the same, the potential drop is the thing that changes.
FUCK.. Some people..

>>672024304

I blame them, too! After all, it was probably a baby boomer that squirted your useless ass out of her pussy!

>>672026997
Please, go back to school or google some basic shit.

>>672026997
The current changes, not the voltage. That's a transformer. Also stop calling it a charge

>>672024079
because every singly person needs to know everything about electrics huh faggot ?

now go and fix my cables while i fuck my wife cuck

>>672024636
It's spelled watt you fuckhead

>>672024535
An Alcohol

>>672027228
What?
The number of electrons entering and leaving the resistor is the same so the charge stays the same.
Stop shitposting.

>>672027235
Fix cables not replace. Enjoy your hotspots.

>>672026958
I = E/R
No, they aren't. If you have a resistive element of 1000Ω and you apply a potential of 120V, the current drawn will be 0.12A.

>>672026605
Not quite. Think about it this way

Current is the amount of charge flowing through a component

Potential difference, or voltage, is the amount of energy each unit of charge needs to get through the component (like how driving a car through thick mud would take more energy than driving it along a flat road)

Resistance is the relationship between the two, or how many volts you need per unit of charge to get the current through.

>>672027235
No... but a basic knowledge of someone the vast majority of this world depends on in their day to day life should NOT be out of the question. Make sure not to kiss your wife too deep faggot, she's prolly still the nigga who knows more, and makes more than you do's cum on her breath.

>>672027341
That's what I said

>>672027683
You said the current changes.
It doesn't. Now fuck off.

>>672027495

Not him, but calm down mate, electronic teachings is not so common to teach in schools if it's not for educational preparation or electrical program, especially in USA where their high school is like Europes kindergarten.

>>672027458
That's what I said.

Best thread ever

>>672027458
To be fair, for constant resistance, what he said is completely true. V=IR, if R remains constant and either I or V increases, the other one's gotta decrease.

>>672027855
Youre right, I love how many branches this shit took.

Ok, I know some of you mean well, and this is kind of a high brow discussion outside of an electronics class, but really...

To the people saying the current stays the same through resistance. If that's so, then isn't that a perpetual motion machine? See what I mean? Like, the resistor gets hot. It dissipated energy, so HOW could it possibly be the same charge he other end? What would be the point? I get it that energy is never created nor destroyed, but in the circuit, is the resistor not an energy sink?

Let's get pedantic at /b/ school of electronics.

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There's hope for /b/ yet

>>672027495
> than you do's cum on her breath.

disregarded whole post there

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>>672023085
>>672027309
HAHAHAH FUCKING LOST

>>672027775
The terms used in the memeprank, I would have thought, were commonly known words from electrical theory. It's not like it was coulombs, Henries or Siemens.

>>672028018

I think it has with the "voltage" to do? I don't really now how to translate since not native english speaker.

You have current(ström), ampere(voltage?) and resistance, all unified with ohms law(V = I / R).

Mostly used by electricans to keep people from dying I think.

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>>672028131
>implying you've never made a statement using vernacular slang before

>>672028326

I don't know, I only got taught ohms law because I went science education, I don't know about education system in other countries, but I doubt they learn ohms law in american high school, unless they take physics.

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>>672021306
>ruining the original

>>672028080
This is the worst thread iv ever seen are you serious

>>672028446
I learned about it in 9th grade science... But that WAS over 20yrs ago so...

>>672022529
way to fucking ruin it you faggot.

>>672027887
They are neither inversely related nor inversely proportional.
If I=E/R and if R remains constant, increasing E will increase I and vice-versa. Electricianfag here.

>>672028446
They only teach memorization of the simple formula, not an understanding of what it is or how to use it. It's retarded in American Public school.

Maybe in the private academies is better.

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>>672024554
More this

>>672028818

I would not know, I'm from Scandinavia.

>>672028681

American?

>>672028332

>Voltage = The amount of electrons in a circuit.

>Watts = Current: The density of electrons in a circuit

>Ohms resistence: the amount of difficulty electrons have passing through a carrier.

Electrons encounter less resistence flowing through copper than they do through steel.

They encounter the most resistence in non-conductive materials like wood because wood is not a conductor.

>>672028658

Agreed.

>There has been no hope for /b/ for a very long time!

>>672028943
this >>672028681 is me, yes I'm American

>>672028812
What? If you take a 9 V battery and connect it to a 9 (for the sake of maths) ohm resistor, V=IR, 9=9I so I=1. If connect an 18 V battery, V still equals IR, so 18=9I, and I must equal 0.5. Voltage increases, current decreases.

>>672023090
so the cat wins? or the eagle? they seem rather equal to me but i guess the eagle has the advantage of flight

>>672029163

You, anon, are correct!

>>672025605
Lost

>>672028982
No shit. You've added nothing.

>>672029289

It appears you have become UNstable!

>>672029226
You ever seen a bald eagles talon? Fuck man, huge

>>672028982
CHARRED wood conducts current, because... carbon.

>>672028982

Right, I'm just having a hard time translating it from my native language. And it was maybe 3 years since I read about it in school, and my school years I have smoked away.

But what is the applied function of ohms law?

>>672029163
Okay, okay, I'll take the bait. 18/9 = 2

>>672026006
Underrated

>>672028982
Watts and current are two different things.

>>672020873
Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha Nigger humor is so funny

>>672029307

Why throw good shit after bad? Would you?

Besides, if only OP contributes then the thread'll end faster. Which reminds me: sage!

>>672029226
flight, size, weight, aggression, ferocity, not to mention it's natural weaponry... Pussy gonna get DESTROYED

>>672027235
i learned that shit in 8th grade in my shithole country (Serbia) you fucking retard. Americans are literal retards ffs. And how i know you're an American? Well, i know

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>>672025568
Jimmy

>>672029389
I'm not sure how I went so full retard there.

>>672025900
working around the clock to perfect synthetic fried chicken

>>672028982
Thanks but I have a question now

This assumes a closed system though, right? Don't electrons actually fly off into the molecules in the air, also? Especially in humid and other conditions? Isn't the heat we feel (like from an electric heating element) the energetic subatomic particles (electrons) stimulating the air molecules into greater activity, therefore don't electrons constantly leave the system?

Please correct if I am wrong, but I think I understand the basics, but looking deeper it gets complicated.

>>672028812
Be a plumber

>>672023148
KEK I FOUND THIS ON FACEBOOK THE OTHER DAY ON MY GFS WALL LOL

>>672028982
Jesus fuck.

Voltage -> potential for flow. Difference in electrical potential energy between two points.

Watts -> Joules/s. Amount of energy per unit time passing. ABSOLUTELY NOT current. Not even close.

Current -> C/s (coulomb/s) which is a measure the electric charge flowing through a medium per second.

Ohms is the only thing you got right but it's it (and everything I've listed) is a grossly oversimplified definition.

>>672025679
>>672028819
>>672024554
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1ze3fz/painting_goblin/cft1yon
all 3 parts

>>672023660
Fucking KEK!

>>672029469
rip in pieces kitty

>>672029359

The applied function of Ohms law is to measure the resistence of electrons in a given media so the correct media can be found and used for a specific purpose so that the media does not overheat.

Let's say 12 v. If you use too small a gauge of wire in a 12 v application the ohms resistence will cause the wire to overheat and burn.

Use the correct guage wire in that application and you won't have that problem.

>>672029226

man eagles can kill a whole cow and take it back to the nest. Fuckers even eat people.

>>672029733
I felt so bad about myself laughing at that the first time... But then I realized /b/ killed my conscience, my remorse, my regret, and my morality a LONG time ago.

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>>672026416
>only black guy
>mfw

I forgot how much /b/ has gone to shit.

>>672028982
If you think this is what voltage, current, and watts are then you are a dumbass.

>>672023790

>>672024007
Just dirty as fuck

>>672029616
Why?

>>672024212
Go away Nigger

>>672029940
Huell is not a guy, he is a walking American Heart Association billboard.

>>672029552

You're talking about trans-ductance or electron leakage.

Since the flow of elctrons through a circuit always creates an electromagnetic field then, yes, you do get a certain amount of transductance but not enough to constitute a problem. The circuit still works.

>>672026795
>>672027041
gold

>>672029359
Means if you have any two of the three you can work out the third. That comes in handy when used with Kirchoff's laws, since current and voltage are both distributed differently around a circuit.
>>672029552
No, the air is heated due to the movement of electrons causing the movement of air particles. No circuit ionises the metal it passes through.

>>672030025
Because your going to kill someone or yourself as an electrician

>>672021211
>>672021306
>>672022867
Shit thought this was a ylyl thread not cringe

>>672026944
onlydateblackguys.jpg

>>672029694
Current is more commonly measured in amps. Watts is the unit of measure for power. Joules is the unit of measure for work done.

>>672030230
And this would be a problem why? In either case it would provide at least a chuckles worth of entertainment to us.

>>672030230
No, you will if you touch electrical wiring and believe that voltage and current are inversely proportional.

>>672027495
Wtf is this shit? is this English?

>>672030361
So edgy it hertz

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>>672030096
kek

>>672029281
Correct, if 18/9 = 0.5.

>>672030598
How is laughing at someone else's misfortune edgy? Wasnt one of the founding premises of /b/?

>>672023790
This would have been a lot better without "the teacher had to leave the room", it adds nothing to the story.

A comment right after the punchline takes away from the punchline.

>>672029500
Is that adult caillou?!

>>672030470
This guy

>>672028674
I officially hate everyone in this board.

>>672029911
Fuck off Chris is cool

>>672023509
Berry Gud

>>672027341
You have autism.

You put a current through a resistor, the current drops.

V=IR

Simple. Fucking. Maths.

>>672029350
Verry punny
Ill award you one mid tier zozzle

>>672027235
No but if you gonna try and SHARE your 'knowledge' it should be CORRECT.

Such a fuckin nignog

>>672031215
Everyone in this board hates you. Everyone outside of this board, as well.

>>672031215
GOD hates you, and so do we.

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>>672031638
aaaaaay lmao

>>672024079
Honestly he must be about 12, we've got some real fuckin idiots here but also some of the brightest brains in the entire world.

Don't forget that about 1/2 or more of thr time you're responding to what amounts a child on this website.

>>672029661
Ew. you have a girlfriend

>>672023411
ahahah excellent !

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>>672030874
No.
It's one punch man.

Caillou kicked fucking ass though, motherfucker was the the King.

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>>672030874
>assuming caillou didn't die as a child because of lukemia and cancer

>>672026795
fucking dumb.

>>672033034
>assuming

What are you, new?

But yeah, Caillou was literally based off a kid with cancer.

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>>672033075
Just like you!

>>672020873
>create YLYL thread
>Call it funny pics
>No fucking banana

I can't believe that shit worked

>>672025900
LOL dressed all those monkeys in lab coats

>>672033000
How has nobody checked this?

>>672033711
inb4 anon jinxed it

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>>672034591
>>672034592
fuck yes was actually an inb4 kek

>>672032963
I was too old for caillou, but my dogs love it.
I dunno what it was about that bald little bad ass, but my 200 lb great Dane would just sit on the couch like a person and watch it attentively.

>>672034763
My first son loved watching Caillou. That fucking little Caillou shit taught children to whine and whine until they get what they want.

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Hello guys

>>672023471
Lost

>>672035149
Idk why I lost to this

>>672035149
Kawaii ^^

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>>672023471
noice