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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Remember: Shooting civilans is shit. Unless they are stupid and lazy. Then you should be allowed to shoot them.
Sena Claimed
Last thread reached image limit
Early claim
What now, Anon?
Obligatory claim.
>>671730535
Claiming the Neko
>Sena on the OP
that's new
Claim before I go to sleep. Goodnight guys
>>671730535
what is she from?
>>671730761
Claiming my husbando i am here Hand-Kun
This is my smart waifu.
>>671730911
Goodnight, sleep warm.
>>671730959
No worries, I see you.
This is my lewd waifu.
Claiming Eli because why wouldn't you?
>>671730911
Goodnight, Tats.
>>671730935
>(You)
>>671730914
Haganai
>>671731195
Oops. THIS is my lewd waifu.
Claimed again.
Any Anons doing anything interesting tonight?
>>671731250
Thanks :)
>>671731187
Hand-kun why are you touching another girl!?
And this is my retarded waifu.
Why do you still only have one waifu, /b/?
>>671731531
Nice choice!
>>671731291
Not really, going to make some coffee and listen to music. You?
>>671731537
Just my monitor screen, don't worry.
>>671731608
Because I'm right handed.
>>671731608
>Thread Rules
> More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
once again, claimed
>>671731233
What's wrong?
All otaku girls are memewives.
>>671731608
multiple waifus are for plebs
>>671730911
Good Night Ten
Claimed
>>671731956
Sorry Annon, cyborgs can't be waifus.
>>671731291
Sadly not.
>>671731291
I'm meeting with some friends at a bar.
It should be fun.
Are you doing anything interesting?
The ride never ends, and I must never forget. I am guilty of disregarding this fact and I am deeply sorry. It will not happen again. Just trying to maintain a positive outlook on life
Hand-kuun where are you
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Selvaria Claimed
>>671731814
Different girls are good for different things. I deserve as many waifus as I can support financially, which is as many as I want cause 2d.
>>671731920
Harems are for men of high standing.
>>671731956
Hakase is the hottest nichijou.
claimed.
![[Daman] Is This a Zombie 01 [1280x720_Blu_Ray_Dual_Audio][3A3FC6D8].mkv_snapshot_24.34_[2015.11.11_23.00.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EaWfWjc.jpg "[Daman] Is This a Zombie 01 [1280x720 Blu Ray Dual Audio][3A3FC6D8].mkv snapshot 24.34 [2015.11.11 23.00.42]")
Magical girls!
>>671732202
Says who? Why not?
>>671732499
Welcome back, Atago.
>>671732526
I'm right here. >>671731728
>>671732674
Don't listen to him, Anon. They can.
>>671732202
Why not?
still best
>>671732757
D-d-do you like my outfit hand-kun?
>>671731291
Vidya and some tea, the usual stuff.
By the way, is Stocking a bit chubby? I remember the idiot who claimed her the other day said so.
>I like her hairstyle
>>671731608
Why would you want more than one?
There's a reason most harem anime MC's are a bunch of idiots.
>>671732674
Hi Atago.
>>671732809
Because they don't experience emotions, something that cannot experience or understand emotions cannot love.
>>671730535
Yozora claimed.
>>671733169
Yeah, looks nice.
>>671732202
>cyborgs can't be waifus.
What?
>>671733665
But they're cyborgs, if they were androids that would make sense. A cyborg is both organic and mechanical, so they can experience emotion.
>>671731956>>671732202
I approve of cyborgs
>>671733241
Most Harem MCs are written as bland self-inserts so they're given the lowest amount of defining characteristics possible.
Azusa is for conversation/playing music with/mental stimulation/dicking. Urabe
is for spit fetishism and light femdom. Erio is for being a pretty retard pet, and jizzing in her hair.
>>671733874
>>671733877
Let me recant, i confused androids and cyborgs.
Nano isn't a cyborg, she's a robot.
We'll never forget you.
I won't, at least.
<3
>>671733665
>off by one
This is the world of 2D, not 3D. The rules of the universe do not apply in the 2D world. If we were talking about the real world you'd be correct, but anything is possible in 2D. Hence why we are gathered here today
TL;DR robots can't feel but neither can PNGs and JPGs
>>671734170
Ah, alright. Still though, that's dwelling into the area of how human AI can be and that's a landmine my hand would rather not scuttle into.
Though I'm okay with it, waifus are waifus.
>>671733665
Advanced andriods in the future will probably be able to experience emotion.
>>671733665
They don't have to experience emotions, they just have to express it. If you can't differentiate between Humans and Robots with the Turing test then what's the difference?
>>671734274
its quite presumptuous of you to believe that simply because we view them as 2D that they are not personified, it is completely possible for almost every single girl posted in this thread to have a 3D analogue, not so much so with androids. Ship girls are alright tho since they are mostly humanoid.
How can someone disapprove of robotic waifus when i thought that was mans goal?
>>671734558
What kind of a hollow experience of that, would you want to be told that you were loved when the other person did not genuinely feel that way towards you? if it cannot be felt then all it can ever be is a lie.
>>671734854
They are a goal in the sense of wanting a sex-toy/cleaning/cooking basically convenience not actual emotional attachment.
>>671734854
>mans goal?
We'll get it one day, don't you worry. The boys down at the lab work around the clock for these sort of things.
>>671735158
Are you trying to replace me hand-kun? Am i really not worth more than sex-bot?
>>671734777
>trips
You showed that one off who's boss
But to answer the question. Anything can be personified. 2D, 3D, etc. Case closed. If someone wants to call it a waifu, than a waifu it shall be
Claiming Chitose.
>>671735158
>>671735434
Uh oh..
The jig is up.
>>671735462
Anything can be personified but if its analogue cannot experience emotion then it cannot be a waifu.
>>671735130
Well robots are in the end robots. They follow certain commands and orders. They won't have emotions, they can only express it. It's the sad truth. Unless for some magical reason they manage to have emotions that would be great.
>>671735434
Nah, I don't need that. Talking about the men out there who need them. Don't you trust me?
>>671735714
>confused hand
>>671735836
Which is quite simply why they cannot be waifus because they cannot satisfy the essence of the word.
>>671735872
>>671735714
The jig is up? what's going on hand-kun... hand-kun... H-A-N-D K-U-N
>>671735833
Sure it can. Things don't need emotion to be real. Just look at sociopaths.
>>671735836
Don't robots in japan, unlike American style, want to be used and resent being forgotten?
>>671736158
You knew it was too good to last.
>>671736158
Not doing anything, cyborgs and androids can't compare to ya. Would never do something like that.
>>671736376
>Just look at sociopaths.
He has a point.
>>671736032
If the advancement was great that you can't even differentiate between human and robots, why can't they be Waifus?
>>671736376
The prerequisite isn't that they be real but that they be able to experience emotion, which is also why i believe that sociopaths cannot be waifus either.
>>671735434
>>671735158
>>671735130
Women are the receivers, and men are the givers. Men try to get women, women chose the man they like the best. They have it easy, and rightfully so. A key that opens all locks is a legendary key, but a lock that opens to all keys is a shitty lock. It's a double standard (both the "slut-shaming" analogy and the fact that dating is one sided) but both are justified. Once these dream machines fly women will be put on level with men in the dating "game". Keep in mind they will also have husbando machines, but it won't have nearly the effect that the waifu machines will have (the machines are equalizers). Am I missing anything?
>>671736376
>Don't robots in japan, unlike American style, want to be used and resent being forgotten?
Not sure really I just love robots
Miuna claimed
>>671736745
My American senses are tingling
YOU HATE FREEDOM!
Commie bastardo
>>671736985
Oh you're a different nano-anon than i've seen before aren't you?
>>671736820
>Am I missing anything?
Not really, I've been saying that forever now. Once artificial people are introduced that you can just buy/make on your own. Women will actually have to put effort forth instead of acting like they're some prize to be won.
>Double standards
According to "feminists" that can only happen to women, we're just disgusting pigs who rape everything in sight.
>>671736653
The issue isn't one of believability or aesthetics but of intrinsic value.
>>671736820
Assuming your argument was cohesive, which it is not, robots would become equalizers because they would provide convenience not because they can to any degree be a true replacement of a relationship.
>>671737251
Not sure, I mostly lurk
>>671736745
>>671736376
Kek, I'm willing to admit I'm a sociopath
And it's not that we don't feel emotion, it's that we don't care about it. It's kind of like a choice. Tons of misconceptions and bullshit stories that surround the word "sociopath". The main point is that we aren't hindered by emotion, hence the popular buzz phrase "They don't feel mercy, remorse or empathy. They're monsters." I kek every time I hear silly shit like that
>>671736601
I knew you would be faithful to me Hand-Kun... I am so sorry for doubting you
>>671731208
Because I got kotori
C.C. Claimed
>>671737800
That's cool nothing wrong with lurking.
Here take this. <-----
>>671737905
>I'm a sociopath
>not that we don't feel emotion
I disagree, you are a kind loving human being.
This thread is robots
>>671737905
Then you do not experience emotions, a simulacrum of them perhaps but the compulsion and sincerity that an emotion creates is a fundamental part of the experience.
>>671737417
>The issue isn't one of believability or aesthetics but of intrinsic value.
Ah I guess you are right, but we don't know what the future holds. Let's go back to the thread~
>>671737417
The robots could replace women and force them to actually try, like we do. See >>671737344
>>671737905
Don't seem like a sociopath. Seem like you're willing to feel emotion.
>>671738042
Don't be, it's only human.
>>671738469
Agreed :).
>>671738580
Like stated previously they would fulfill the roles women were needed for sex/chores etc... but like expressed cannot experience emotion therefore cannot reciprocate love.
>>671738917
That's cool. I'm pretty sure normal women can't do that either.
>>671739116
They're rare but they're out there, when you have it and its real you know how great it is.
>>671739325
>when you have it
That is pretty much the whole of point of waifus.
Most people don't have it.
>>671738917
That all really depends on whether or not you can love something that really can't love you back. Also, when you get rid of them they don't take everything you have.
>>671739116
>women can't do that either.
From how their track record looks, they can't.
>>671739325
>They're rare but they're out there
Yeah, well. It shouldn't be rare.
>>671738436
>>671738264
It's difficult to describe the absence of something that is so hard-wired and fundamental in your world. I don't "feel" the way you guys would, but I rather understand that I "should" feel emotion and "why" I should feel emotion. I still don't feel it, but I can imagine what it feels like (I think, but I'll never know for sure if I'm doing it right). Of course, I always fake it in the presence of others, that's a given. I hope that makes sense, kinda hard to explain
>>671738264
Any more nano? Nano-anon here, need to go somewhere, phone doesn't have nano
Claim to fam anon
>>671739752
I don't really believe it's a big deal. If anything i assume most people here are one. You're still a good person.
>>671739796
<------
Maybe the problem is that we've been sold a lie, told to believe that something real like love exists something that will make everything right, heal our wounds make us complete
something that we all need, when in reality its very hard to reach, even impossibly so, and that saddens me.
>>671740167
>gunna spam some nano, hope none of you mind.
>>671740592
>>671739565
This
>>671739325
Also this
>>671739116
Kek
>>671738917
Of course they cannot love, and that is the only reason women would stand a chance
>>671738756
>Don't seem like a sociopath
>>671738264
>I disagree, you are a kind loving human being
Both of you are prime examples of how easy it is to pretend to have real emotions.
>>671740167
Nano-anon here, believe it or not I was going to do a Live2D of Nano, problem is the time constraints, I'll post the finished product at/ b/'s Waifu threads
>>671740868
i look forward to it.
I'm also going to call my spam finished here.
>holy shit I haven't checked the thread in an hour. Sorry for late replies.
>>671731728
Ah, a normal night then. I'm basically the same but tea instead of coffee haha.
>>671732235
Not playing any games or anything? Or just lurking?
>>671733241
Yeah same. Tea and browsing really.
She's supposed to be a little chubby since she does nothing but eat sweet food. Although it mentioned in the anime that it all goes to her boobs and she has a 92cm bust haha. Pic kinda related but obviously not accurate. I love her hair personally, long hair that's not a natural colour. And gothic lolita is a personal passion despite how weird that might be. Guess that's why I'm on 4chan.
>>671732280
Nice! Hope you have a great time.
I'm just sat on my computer drinking tea. Gonna relax since I have the week off uni. Don't get too smashed bro, never know who's dick you might suck.
Claimed.
>>671740843
Meh, if that's the case I'm okay with being fooled. Don't have fake your emotions though.
>>671741053
Whatever floats your boat, Tea's great to.
What happened to Sabercuck?
>>671730535
haha you fags and your cartoon wives
>>671740843
Na you're a QT with a heart of gold.
I won't hear otherwise.
>>671741250
>(You)
Now please go back to your cringe/YLYL threads
>>671740293
This. I understand that love means literally everything once you discover it. Sadly (or lack thereof, kek) I will never feel that angelic emotion. I can go through the motions, but it would never be real. Kinda like the robot talk from earlier.
Just got back from the polls. What's up?
>>671741276
stop wasting your time... You can't win sociopaths over by playing nice, they have no understanding of the concept of empathy. You are nothing but pray to them fraternizing with them will only bring harm to you.
>>671741184
I like both. Coffee for morning, tea for evening.
>>671741778
Hey rubyanon!
I'm doing pretty well thanks, feeling relaxed tonight. How are you doing?
>>671741852
BUT I CAN FIX HIM
>>671741778
sup.
>>671741044
Few more pictures in the gallery, thanks.
>>671742468
Don't kid yourself, you can fix him about as much as you can make a waterfall into a geyser.
read = none at all.
>>671742917
Bu...but..with the power of prayer anything is possible.
>>671741044
I'm done
>>671741852
Funny
But seriously, shit's volatile. You can't tell the difference between a socio and a normal human, and they'd do some serious shit if they could get away with it (obvious blank space about how they don't feel mercy and shit and wouldn't think twice about murder, etc.). You should be fine though very low chances you'll ever end up in a situation were that's a factor. But yeah, they're pretty much land mines in a rice field
>>671742200
That's good. I'm doing good, just spent a day relaxing and watching the primaries.
>>671743111
One would wish that they were trips of truth, but that sadly could not be father than the truth.
>>671742200
Mmmm, they're the nectar of life.
>>671743111
Fuck the doctors, thank god.
>>671743513
Oops Freudian slip, i meant something but then i said your mother.
>>671743513
Is it mother of the truth?
>>671743635
Amen
What flavor of tea do you folks like?
Miho claimed
>>671743440
Just curios, what does the concept of a waifu mean to you? is it the manifestation of what you find to be sexually attractive, or the traits that you seek in a mate? Why Atago? or isit because it makes you seem normal.
>>671743811
This is better than the whole robot thing
I really dig chamomile tea, what about you?
>>671744099
Tea is also much less cringeworthy.
>>671743811
Mint tea is alright, lemon's also good.
>>671743982
Heyo Miho.
>>671730535
>>671730535
Chun Li claimed. Today is her birthday.
>>671743811
Earl Grey
>>671743982
What's up miho
>>671744245
Happy birthday to your waifu.
>>671743504
Good to hear man. You've had a more fun day than me then.
>>671743635
Agreed. Dunno how I'd get by without them.
>>671743811
Personally I'm fairly boring. Just normal PG Tips for me. Although sometimes I go for Earl Grey.
>>671744099
Surprisingly, I am the Nano-Anon I decided to drop the robot thing, I'll save that for another day. I also dig Chamomile tea, with a dash of lemon
>>671744506
I had a pic I took with her and cake, but it's gone for some reason.
>>671743982
Hey
>>671744009
>having a waifu makes you seem normal
On a side note what purpose would a sociopath have to talk online with anonymous users?
Going to sleep Hand-Kun Goodnight, thank you for being a good husbando. <3
>>671744205
Hi hand-kun
>>671744430
My blood presser
>>671744653
Hi
>>671742917
>fix him
Fix me? Like I'm inherently broken? Naw, shit's not like that. It doesn't bother me
>inb4 it doesn't bother you because it can't, shit head
I'm fine, really. We live mostly normal lives. Although, nobody ever suspects socios as actual sociopaths, so they're very open with their opinions of them. The majority say we're monsters or that we're subhuman, and some scientist say we're the next step in human evolution. All three are bullshit and you know why
>>671744245
Happy Birthday.
>>671744670
Goodnight, hope you sleep well. And thanks.
>>671744733
Day go well?
>>671744763
>>671744770
Heyo Mikan and Cowgirl.
>>671744763
>>671744770
Hello friendos
>>671744580
It's fun till you realize that this race is for president. Then it gets less fun. At least I ran into a cute girl at the polling station.
>>671744770
Your otters are bigger then your caff.
>>671745070
No i burned my hand.
"First of all, don't use that word please, as the r-word is very hurtful to mentally disabled individuals such as myself. "
Quoted from a retard that hates the word Retard.
>>671745478
>hand shutters
Your hand okay?
>>671745524
>the r-word is very hurtful to mentally disabled individuals
Well that's retarded.
>>671744770
Hey there
>>671745524
That dude sounds like a retard
>>671745433
To be fair, I'm not one to be huge into politics but it seems like whoever wins, you lose. And did you hit it off with this qt3.14?
>>671744245
That is a nice cake, anon.
grats on her birthday!
>>671744204
If you say so.
>>671744593
Never tried lemon in my tea, is it good?
>>671744670
Goodnight.
>>671744733
Hey, Miho.
Doing good?
>>671744770
Hello cowposter
>>671730535
I'll just claim my Kayo-chan here.
Also all your fags' waifus are shit.
>>671745728
>>671745752
That's what I told him.
I may or may not be a Semi-pro troll.
>>671745070
>>671745422
>>671745752
>>671745837
Hi there.
>>671745478
>Otters
Sir, I do believe you have mistaken a bovine for an amphibian.
>>671745524
That's the literal word though, they're mentally retarded.
>>671745728
Its very painful without ice on it.
>>671745837
Not really
>>671745837
>Never tried lemon in my tea, is it good?
I like it, but for others it might not be their cup of tea.
>>671745901
It's the same thing with niggers, they're literally niggers but they get offended by the word nigger.
>>671745901
I was hoping you weren't going to notice.
>>671745070
Yeah, hello, I guess. I'm not sticking around, no reason. And it looks like the thread is about to go as far south as it can go.
>>671745837
>If you say so.
Tea isn't, truly.
>>671744770
Ayy it's Holstaur
>>671744009
Very good question. Atago is (I explained this a little bit a long time ago) the opposite of me in many ways. She's very emotional and the list goes on. Also I'd like to take the opportunity to point out that sexual attraction isn't an emotion, it's a bodily function/instinct, so it doesn't fall into the "lost" zone. Of course, it doesn't come with the rest of the influencing factors (love, lust, etc.) so it's very different from what you'd feel
Gleipnir. Fun shit.
150 get
>>671745990
Put some ice on that fucker if that's the case.
>>671746339
Alright, I'll see you later if that's the case. Hope you're doing alright.
Well I'm done for the night.
Sleep well Anons.
>>671745819
We talked for a bit about the race and got each-other's facebooks. Wish me luck.
>8/10
>Redhead with glasses.
>Isn't some Clinton Shill
Also saw some dude with a "Hillary for Prison" sign next to a large Clinton crowd. Priceless
>>671745864
One day you'll reach pro status. Just go to some college where the students have degrees in underwater
>Ruby
>>671746754
Good job miho.
>yuuko
>>671746726
Can I have Stocking now that you're leaving?
>>671745990
>Not really
Don't be such a baby, hands grow back.
>>671746084
It may not be for everyone?
Woah, thanks for the Hones-tea.
>>671746339
Goodbye if you're leaving.
>>671746726
Goodnight stocking-anon! Sleep well!
>Ruby
J-list FB just posted cow tits. -Miho
>>671746726
Alright, goodnight. Sleep well and warm.
>>671746754
Good job, Miho. Knew you could do it.
>>671746339
I was wrong, thread is capped. Next thread is damned, though.
>>671746726
Sleep well my friendo.
>Ruri
>>671746943
>It may not be for everyone?
Woah, thanks for the Hones-tea.
Well my friends don't like it, then again they don't drink tea that much. They don't have sense of quali-tea. We also reached image limit
>>671747024
Show me I don't use facebook.
-Holstaur image.
>>671746855
Redheads are gods gift to humanity. I'm jealous man, good luck!
Also that's brilliant.
>>671746902
I'd never give Stocking away!
>>671746995
Thank you. You too!
>Stocking
