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Miho claimed

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Lea claimed.

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Other Frans I just met here?

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>>671425847

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Trudy claimed

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Guess this is dead hours. If it's just us, the thread's going to 404 pretty quick. Good night, all of you.

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Alucard claimed

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>>671427416
Yeah, I'll go ahead and go to sleep myself. Still happy knowing there are other Fran anons out there

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>>671425847
tamamo claimed

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>>671427494

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C.C. Claimed

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>>671427416
>>671427607
Goodnight people.
Claiming and heading off to Casual Fortress.

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>>671428444
night

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>>671428142

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Just got home but I'm exhausted. Claiming and headed to bed. Night all!

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>>671428800
Big titty police girl

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>>671425847
tomoko

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>>671430289

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the obvious choice

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Obligatory claim.

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joseph joestar claimed

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>>671431704
Hi hand-kun

LOL the oscars are a joke

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Kanade Claimed

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>>671432386
Holy fucking shit. They took down a live stream. -Miho

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>>671432386
They are a joke, hope Dicaprio doesn't win an Oscar because I'm one of those people.

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>>671433115
I just want to see his face when he doesnt get one.

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>>671432104
HINJAKU, HINJAKU!

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>>671433115
>Disney

Kek.

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>>671433415
It will bring me some joy to see that he fails.

He's not even that good of an actor.

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>>671433867
>He's not even that good of an actor.
Agreed

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Everyone went to sleep.

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>>671434379
Yeah it kind of sucks.

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>>671434207
Yeah, in a lot of his roles I'd say he just gets overshadowed by actors that are far superior. Like Tom Hanks or Christoph Waltz. He's just one of those bandwagon actors like Shia Labeouf.

>>671434379
The no sleep club apparently doesn't have that many members.

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>>671434517
Eagle Eye, best Shia Labeouf movie
agreed?

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>>671434379
I secretly didn't, but I will soon.

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>>671434517
>Tom Hanks
Life is like a box of chocolates.

Also its 1030pm east coast

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I'm going to go make some more ramen.

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Claimed!

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>>671429459
Yass

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>>671434879
Never seen it, I liked holes though if that's what it's called.

>>671434967
You never go full retard unless you're Tom Hanks. Yeah, it's not even that late.

>>671434916
Glad you're still up.

>>671435476
Enjoy your ramen.

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>>671434379
>>671434916
Same here.

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>>671430462
I like your gun have to start somewhere

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>>671435476
Ramen, that's a delicacy back on earth.

>>671435638
Forgot all about holes.

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>>671435638
Likewise. It's nearly 5am though, so I'm going to bed soon. If this thread was going faster I'd stay up to make the next one, but holy shit am I tired.

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>>671435923
Jesus. It's only 10:40 here and I feel exhausted. I commend you for staying up that long

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>>671435923
Some wigger in this game keeps telling me to suck his dick. My stress won't allow me to sleep. If you're tired go to sleep, don't wanna keep you up. Hope you sleep well.

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>>671436320
Thanks. Wow, I'm getting a little dizzy.

>>671436344
Nah, I'll be fine. You sound salty though, maybe just mute him or stop playing?

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Shinobu claimed

I don't watch anime anymore but still my all time favorite

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Claiming Shinobu

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>>671436657
Sadly I lost the large majority of my shinobu art when I swapped computers :( over 200 pics of her

>>671436657
FUCK

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>>671435923
Growing boys need their sleep.
Sweet dreams sweety

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>>671436698
suck my fucking cock fag claimed before you did
fuck outta here newfag

>>671436657
>>671436698
kek

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>>671436895
newfags trynna steal my waifu
not gonna happen

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>>671436603
I'm in a constant state of table salt when it comes to the Gmod community. Meh, I have nothing better to do. Hope you staying up doesn't affect you though.

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>>671436774
No no, I'm fine.

>>671437037
I'll be fine, I'm not that woozy.

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>>671436841
>Claims a second before me
>Calls me a newfag
>Okay nigger

Fuck it, I'll take Chaika instead.

>>671437342
>switching your waifu that easily
Get the fuck out.

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>>671437262
You're going to die.
Trust me i'm a doctor.

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>>671437262
Whatever you wanna do man, just don't want you feeling like shit in the morning is all.

>>671437424

>Being this mad

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>>671437262
>>671437434
Guess we should dig a hole or something

>>671437666
>Satan check'd

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>>671437666
Calm down satan

>>671437809
Satan will carry him down for us. He's a nice guy like that.

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>>671437434
>>671437809
Nah, nah, ish all good.

>>671437589
I'll just sleep in.
>tfw vacation

>>671437666
>not being true to your waifu
There's no place for you here, stranger.

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>>671435798
More like im a broke bitch

>>671438080
A better man claimed my waifu a second before me. I must accept defeat.

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>>671438017
Oh, you're on vacation? That's good to know.

>>671437916
Satan keeps popping up in these threads.

test, I'm getting a spam notification

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>>671437342
This is why you're a newfag. You can't claim your "waifu" so you hop to another like it's nothing. A true lover of your waifu would take the loss and leave, not just cheat on her. Pathetic.

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>>671437666
>666

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>>671430289
The past must be paid for.

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>>671438487
Even satan wants to get away from 3D.
His home is probably filled to the brim with feminists by now.

>>671438568
In all seriousness though I have never understood why if bothers me so much being called a newfag. Also we claimed at virtually the same time. I accept my loss

>>671438691
Thanks for noticing

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>>671438737
>The past must be paid for.

>>671438909
Bingo.

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>>671438909
>His home is probably filled to the brim with feminists by now.
That poor poor man.

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>>671438909
A fate worse than hell
Feminist hell
*shivers*

>>671439336
Oh god if that's hell than I better start going to church more

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>>671439531
>Feminist hell
Period blood everywhere.

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Good night, guys.

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>>671439757
Men have periods too SHIT LORD!
>inb4 sayint "too" is a microaggression

>>671439846
Goodnight

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>>671439708
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

>>671439846
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.

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Sanya is love.

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>>671439055
Always. The cost is high.

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Might be late, but I still have to claim today.

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>>671439846
Goodnight! Sleep well!

>>671439757
Their intended method of torture is quoting Gloria Steinem and force feeding yeast pancakes

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>>671439980
>Men have periods
>Men
>periods

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One of the Franfags here. Lets call me Franfag Omega.
Sad to see I missed everyone. How is the cloning process coming along? Any unintentional possibly world-ending oversights?

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CLAIMED!!!

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>>671440077
can i pay with credit?

>>671440337
Ehhhh i gagged the first time i saw the period blood yeast pancake. WTF is wrong with this world?

>>671440385
FEMALE IN ALL FORMS SHIT LORD!

>>671440041
Yeah especially with your waifu man might want a different one

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>>671440058
"Poof"

>>671435500
this is the unholy child of /b/

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Looks like no one has claimed waifu.

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>>671440618
>shit talking hand-kun
She's one of the best waifus one can have.

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>>671440607
>SHIT LORD

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>>671436774
When nichijou was over I cried bc it was over lol

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>>671440607
You will.

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>>671440607
That post was the entire reason I quite using Tumblr a few years back and stuck primarily to 4chan/Twitter/etc. High School was a weird time...

>>671441247
me too fam ;(

>>671441170
But is it worth being sent to eternity with feminists I understand tho

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>>671440599

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>>671441173
Well of course. As a male you're automatically a shit lord rapist misogynist.

>don't be sad

>>671441247
It will never be over. Just don't read the last chapter of the manga.

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>>671440618
Yeah, who knows. People have different preferences I guess.

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It's these kinds of threads that remind me that my social life is going to slowly trickle away until I'm just an empty husk of memes.

May as well embrace it.

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>>671441542

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I don't want to go back to school tomorrow jesusfuck.

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>>671441587
Must kill feminazis

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>>671441387
isn't twitter still pretty SJW?

>>671441811
Join us we're fun!

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>>671441674
Well, never gonna drop my waifu. But everyone has a different preference in that sense. Glad you can enjoy your waifu though.

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>>671441811
Don't forget to donate your body to science when you pass over. We don't have nearly enough information on memes and how they survive.

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>>671441811
we will welcome you with open arms

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>>671441811
Checked.

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>>671442098
That's actually pretty cool, always forget that's something you can do. I'll either get incinerated or donate my body to science.

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>>671441811
>One of us
>One of us
>One of us

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>>671441811
Yup.

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>>671442009
Honestly my timeline is really just film, gaming, world news/economincs, and my friends. There is a lot more conservatives (Or at least Trump supporters) on twitter than you'd think. They got #AlwaysTrump trending at 1.2M last night even after the KKK debacle

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boo

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>>671442488
That feel when your body can't be used when you die : (

>>671442740
Not even twitter can stump Trump

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>>671442988
What do you mean?

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>>671442488
They're typically used as anatomy/surgical training corpses for beginner doctors and organ donors but there's plenty of other organizations that will do cool shit when you die.
One of them cuts off your skin and dips you in plastic to preserve your organs. They then put you into entertaining positions like the world's richest taxidermists and put you on display in their museum.

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>>671443165
I can't give blood because i take remicade so i doubt even if my organs were good anyone could use them. What a waste.

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Still posting shinobu because best girl

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Kiryuin Satsuki

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Relena Peacecraft

>>671442788
I thought the bass player was better anon

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>>671443395
Im an organ donor. Who smokes almost a pack a day.

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>>671443258
Damn, that's awesome. Gotta appreciate the fruits of medicine.

>>671443395
Eh, got a good personality. So at least you have that going for you.

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>>671443395
You can have your ashes turned into fireworks or a pencil if that makes you feel any better.

She knows who she is. Stay claimed, bitch.

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>>671444296
But what if someone snaps the pencil?

>>671443990
So when your shitty organs a removed its just a prank bro that little girl with a artificial lung will be good just give her this shit man

>>671443973
I liked her too but Mugi was adorable imo.

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>>671444028
Thanks, you too, It's just a nice idea to have someone else be able to live from your death.

>>671443990
They'll just give your lungs to a minority or something. They already smoke a pack of menthols a day.

>>671444296
A pencil. kek really? Dame. I hope that i could be used only to write hate speech.

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>>671444028
Just look at this marvel of plastination. slamming the court even after he got dunked.

>>671444486
Then I guess you'll wish you got turned into fireworks then.

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>>671444674
Found a pic of you in the afterlife
>Ruby

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>>671441811
The ride never ends, Anon.
Might as well get in early.

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>>671444567
They shouldnt have gotten sick in the first place.

>>671444674
>menthols
yuck

Red 100s best.

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Tokisaki Kurumi Claimed

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>>671444781
Damn, that's pretty cool. Fran really is the perfect waifu for you.

>>671444674
Yeah, you can still do good while you're alive though.

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>>671444971
I didn't know i was good enough to go to heaven. Sweet.

>>671445089
That sounds hard. What do you recommend?

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>>671444781
Jazz is not located in the soul but in the muscles.
You guys mind if I dump a few more? i think you'll enjoy them. Only a few of course. 3 more after this at the most.

>>671445089
Considering I'm a Mortician it kinda fits.

>>671444651
You have me there but lets be honest Alucard is truly the best out of the five or six or whatever

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>>671444971
>>671445397
Heil Hitler!

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>>671445088
Who would win Tokisaki or Alucard its a pretty even battle but I would give it to Alucard just because he's almost godlike with overpowered shit at every turn

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>>671445397
Aside from worshipping Hitler, I don't really know. Making my night a little less shitty by talking to me, so thanks for that.

>>671445432
What's that like?

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>>671445858
>Alucard
-Miho

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>>671445432
oeeeww neat. Do you spray yourself with order canceling spray or is that just in the movies?

>>671446090
Well that's just Quid pro quo

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>>671446328
Yeah, I suppose so.

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Claiming midna

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Im bored don't know if i should stream or not.

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>>671446090
Eh, boring really. It's a small town so I don't get much corpses. The ones I do are usually old people who passed of old age. I drain'em, fill'em up with embalming fluid and make them all pretty for their family to look at one last time.

The car accident ones are a different story altogether. Those ones take a lot of time depending on how fucked up they are. I have to attempt to stitch them back together so the funeral goers won't scream when they see the body in an open casket. Other than that though I just fill-out paperwork, preform the odd autopsy, and incinerate the rest.

>>671446328
I don't need to use odor smell unless the body had been dead for quite a while. I once had some huge bloated fat guy come in. Fuck it was horrible. I had to cut him open to drain all the excess liquid.

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>>671447320
Your job sounds awesome. Do you have to wear special equipment because of the carcinogenics you use?
Thoughts on the refrigeration of undamaged corpses vs. embalming?

>>671446145
I have some gunfags over in /k telling me the completely unreal invisionment of an actual working jackal

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FUCK LEO WON!

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>>671447805
I havent been on /k/ in awhile.

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>>671447815
Fuck
I bet $50 on Fassbender

>>671448031
Yeah there are some cool people and then there's the fucking gun police (I would say Nazi but nazis are famous in this thread) who will call you out with a whole plethora of terminology you've never heard

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>>671447759
I don't really have any special PPE other than an apron to protect my clothes and some really long heavy duty rubber gloves. I usually wear a dentist's mask too to make sure I don't catch any airborne plague or what have you.

IIf there isn't going to be a funeral I just keep'em in the fridge until incineration time but if there is a funeral embalming the corpse is a must. Who knows how long it'll take the directors to get the funeral going? It's a lot easier too. No constantly checking temperatures or anything. Just drain the blood and jam a pump into it.

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Well, i'm off to bed. Goodnight!

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>>671447320
Ah, still sounds pretty interesting but I don't do it daily. Never been a big guy with medicine but that is pretty cool.

>>671447815
Ugh.

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Night

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>>671449108
Alright, sleep warm and well.

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>>671449166
Sleep tight! Don't let the bedbugs bite!
Seriously, they carry all kinds of diseases.

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>>671448908
Very interesting. Thank you for your response.
It really is an art making them presentable isn't it?

>>671449108
goodnight red.

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>>671449639
It's my favorite part of the job. The only time I can recall when it fucking sucked was when a baby got totally fucking mangled in a car crash and I had to spend three nights making it into a holdable mass.
Then the mom made me attend the funeral because the family wanted to thank me for my work and I had to watch this young mother hold her barely passable as human baby corpse to her chest and rock it to sleep.

I don't really do well at funerals.

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>>671450164
AHHHH! Shit. The feels.

Wow that sucks, at least you got to help the mother cope with the loss.

>>671450164
That fucking sucks. At least you're doing some good with that.

>>671450757
>>671450943
Yeah. I'm not the best with sad people but it makes me feels all warm and fuzzy inside to know that I'm helping these people get through very tough times in their lives.

On a brighter note I get a 70% discount on suits and dresses at the local tailor.
-Mortician Franfag

>>671451519
That is a pretty sweet deal. I only own 1 pair of proper clothing that's like 5 years old. Only ever use it for job interviews. Bet you're swank as fuck with that deal.

>yuuko

>>671451519
That's good! How did you manage that discount? Love to get my hands on that.

>hands

New thread please

>>671450164
Christ -Miho

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>>671452040
I'm a classy motician and my clients can only be dressed in the best. I used to add my own funds to the clothing budget so I could put them in fancy attire. When the tailor learned why the fuck I bought so many fancy clothes she offered me the discount so I don't have to keep using my own money to get the deceased the treatment they deserved.

>Mortician Franfag

>>671452387
meh.. idk it is kinda late.

>>671452387
Too late for a new thread, I shouldn't even be awake right now.
-Holstaur image.

>>671452748
This put such a smile on my face.
You're a saint.

>yuuko

>>671452795
Fucking hell, you're a good person. You really use /b/, I'm confused here.

>>671452387
It's too late, everyone here seemingly is about to to bed. Sorry.

>hands

>>671453338
ment for
>>671452748

>fixing it for you

>>671453040
I'm happy to hear that. Keep smiling anon, it makes your facial muscles all the more noticeable when you get plastinated.

>>671453338
I mostly use /tg/. I only come on /b/ to check for you groove you lose threads. These threads just happened to catch my eye. Reminded me of fun times I had when the HG threads were prevalent.

>>671453696
Oh shit, perks of being tired and on Skype. Thanks.

>dizzy hands

>>671453857
Glad you decided to join these threads. Always good to see you around.

>hands

Hand bump.

>>671455817
oh we're letting this live?

>yuuko

>>671456009
Why not, always nice to talk to people.

>>671456111
can't argue with trips.

tired as fuck, but fran made thread interesting. couldn't leave.

>>671456550
Just sleep if you're tired, Yuuko. Yeah, Fran's a pretty interesting guy from the sound of it.

>>671456550
Do you nerds wanna play some boardgame-online?

>Mortician Franfag

>>671456732
too tired. Can i take a rain check?

>yuuko

>>671456732
Pretty tired right now, just talking on Skype right now. You doing anything right now Fran?

>>671456887
What you up to right now?

>>671456887
Go for it. It's only 10 PM here so I'm up and raring to go. Should probably write up some shit for a Pathfinder campaign I'm running in five hours but eh. I'm pretty good at making shit up on the spot.

>>671457204
Right now I'm preparing a delicious bacon-wrapped teriyaki pork tenderloin for my tabletop buddies tonight. I'm the one hosting so that means I'm in charge of making dinner.

>>671458227
That sounds heart stoppingly delicious. All I had for dinner was ramen. Playing D&D?

>>671458450
Homebrew Fate/ system using a heavily modified Shadowrun. I control all the heroic spirits as if they were NPC's, though I give players control of their actions when they enter combat.
I have no idea what their spirits are going to be but the NPC spirits are a Lancer Vlad the Impaler, Caster Houdini, and Rider Lu Bu

>>671459305
Sounds like a fun time, sounds a hell of a lot more complex when compared to something like Checkers.
>Caster Houdini
>makes attack a punch to the chest
>rolls highest damage

>>671459664
>makes attack a punch

Wow, I sure did that type that out well.

>>671459664
His Noble Phantasm is his big underwater escape tank. He binds the opponent in the same shit that he was in(straight jacket, locked chains, big glass box with the key in a steel lockbox) and if they can't escape they drown.

>>671460341
Holy hell that's cool, no wonder they made you the Dungeon master.

>>671461076
I was sort-of forced into the role since no one else would do it. I have only gotten to actually be a player once.
I rolled up a 2 foot Gnome Cavalier who rode on the back of a giant spider. He'd have the spider climb onto roofs over his enemies and unbuckle his saddle while pointing his lance straight up, goring his unsuspecting targets from above.

>>671461861
Damn, that's one hardcore little gnome. From the sounds of how you make your characters no wonder they want to be the Dungeon Master. You don't like being it or something?

>>671462223
It's not that I don't like being it. I rather enjoy it. It's just so much work. Just once I'd love for someone else to take the reins of DM and let me play as one character instead of all of them.

>>671462439
Yeah, that's fair. I'd just do it if that were the case even though I'm shit at that. That's a bummer man.

>>671462733
Oh well. It's fun. I usually turn my PC ideas into NPCs for the party to interact with. For example my water wizard is a rival master. She's paired with Vlad who, in my opinion, is the coolest motherfucker to ever be in a Fate series.

>>671463330
Named after a famous impaler, so I'd imagine he would be pretty cool. Yeah, D&D seems like a fun game.

>>671463958
If you want to start with tabletop gaming I highly suggest just going onto /tg/ and going to the gamefinder thread. There's tons of postings for players for Roll20 games and the like. Maybe even go to your local gamestore and ask if they do a game night.
I recommend starting with D&D 5th Edition. It's the easiest for new players and Warlocks are dope as fuck. It has a general you can get all the books from for free on /tg/ as well.

>>671464463
Damn, you really know your shit. I'll put that in a text document and do it tomorrow, pretty tired right now so I think I'm going to go pass out on my pillow. Thanks for the info, Fran. Hope you have fun with your D&D buds.

Not sure if you're still here Yuuko but I hope you sleep well also.

>tired hand

Bored -Miho

If anybody's still here, its Holstaur anon, can't sleep.