UP HERE IN GALSEBURG
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UP HERE IN GALSEBURG
>>671305613
>it's just the way I was born, bby
You are a mistake
>>671306014
>not having a job
>not paying for your own shit
>>671305955
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ashkaen
>>671305934
it's ironic
>>671306017
you're an idiot go away
>>671306092
but we literally make these threads
if we werent here you wouldnt exist
ironic protesting is still protesting.
>>671305922
So? People go there after work too.
There will still be people there and some of those people you might want to meet for next weekend.
john darnielle was such a fucking nerd oh my goodness
https://youtu.be/QiAYh490CVw
irony is a blight.
>>671306275
you're still a cutie
>Hermesmann v. Seyer (State ex rel. Hermesmann v. Seyer 847 P.2d 1273 (Kan. 1993)) was a precedent-setting Kansas, United States case in which Colleen Hermesmann successfully argued that a woman is entitled to sue the father of her child for child support even if conception occurred as a result of a criminal act committed by the woman
There we go
Isn't law great?
>>671306274
>not understanding a life free from materialism
I hope they try to complain about the lack of gfur in a gfur thread with an OP like this
>>671306236
that's very good-hearted of you
>>671306257
no I am perfect
>>671306346
I only use it ironically
>>671306274
well that wasnt very nice now to reply to you expressing myself about this
>>671306346
people think I'm being ironic a lot
>>671306144
>California
>America
And Arizona is just California South- So you've got one from Kansas. You get that one :> Gold star.
>>671306462
He's like my baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQxH_8raCI
>>671306525
I'm sure that falls under the No True Scotsman fallacy.
and you didn't elaborate on what you meant by feminist party.
>>671306462
A perfect dickhead
>>671306274
no i mean actual gfur threads
they'll be going fine and then a few namefags will take over and turn them into these threads
it never happens with any other fur threads
>>671306362
th-thanks you too
>>671306462
i'm gettin steamed, you're steamin me up here avery
>>671306501
i think that is a great part of you.
>>671306716
how ironic
>>671306705
gays are loquacious, what more can be said?
>>671306777
i am not making use of irony, but hyperbole.
>>671306816
touches your extremely long and thick tail.
>Arizona
>one of the most conservative states in the nation
>like California
>one of the most liberal states in the nation
gg, fuckboy
>>671306908
strokes your muzzle
>>671306908
yes that is the irony of it
>>671307000
i am sneezing.
>>671307028
i am reconsidering visiting you.
>>671306716
i could get some wine i think
and lay in bed and watch like something
man
>>671307093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-1xvWibt0
>>671306689
No it falls under the "fuck California because they legislate shit in an attempt to be yurop lite." I hope Trump builds a giant mechanical saw to cut California off from the mainland so they can float off to bother you cocksuckers for a while.
Also referring to the ALP and Julia Gerard or something- Who pissed and moaned about misogyny being the reason she was getting voted out and not voting demographics wising up to batshit libcucks.
>>671307093
th-that is the hyperbole again right
>>671307272
SHINY AND CHROME
>>671307177
>>671307191
movies are cool, i guess, but so uninteractive. i am a hands on person.
is it at least good wine?
>>671307248
this offends my sensibilities.
>>671307286
i am staring at you intently.
All this vitriol about California coming from a gay incestuous pedophile dating another gay incestuous pedophile is kind of hilarious.
>>671307442
it is in a glass bottle so maybe
what should I do with my hands then
James, please.
>>671307518
draw.
>>671307334
BY MY DEED I HONOR HIM. VEE-AYET!
for joe
>>671307272
Julia Gillard.
No one gave a shit about that. Julia Gillard is viewed by the public as just another piece of trash on the pile that has grown since based John Howard (bless him) left us.
Funny thing is she was never voted in or out - she backstabbed the Prime Minister and took his place because he had fallen out of favour.
She did get re-elected because no one knew anything about her, but they hated the other party's leader.
Later, before the next election, the same guy she usurped managed to backstab her and retook the mantle (only to lose it in the election)
Aus politics are great.
SNUGGLES GIVE ERIC A KISSY ON HIS ADORABLE CEPHALOTHORAX!!! LOOK AT HIS CUTE PEDIPALPS AND SPINNERETES!!! LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE EYES!!!
>>671307761
Sounds like a royal clusterfuck.
>>671307648
i can snap you poorly drawn faces
>>671308093
i would love this.
>>671308140
ok
I'll send them to you and not james
>>671307969
It was fine until about a decade ago. It's become chaotic because we had a competent Prime Minister for about a dozen years. Everyone got used to it being good.
Now we have normal idiots and everyone is demanding change.
Here is our version of Trump. Not quite as charismatic though
http://www.abbottsimulator.com/
He also got backstabbed and removed from the seat of Prime Minister.
>>671308169
that is... oddly specific of you.
>>671308274
I want him to feel left out
plus I already called him on the phone when I walked home
>>671308387
hi frosh, whats up
>>671308388
why do you want this?
oh boy more hillary email drama
>>671308173
Do the abbos still sniff gas though?
>>671308508
it is how I show affection to him
>>671308489
Gayboy be a-skulking 'round, watchyer selves.
>>671308637
Of course!
We don't let them build casinos so they gotta do something to pass the time. Getting high off fumes and drunkenly screaming abuse and obscenities at each other in public is a great way for the whole family to have fun.
>>671308766
that is nonsensical.
>>671308860
Yeah but like- Gas is more expensive than cheap booze and even some actual drugs over there, right? So like- Why?
>>671308978
yes I know
>>671309073
>Gas is more expensive than cheap booze and even some actual drugs over there, right?
Not really, and it requires very little gasoline to give yourself a dose of brain damage.
Fill a water bottle quarter way full and that's enough for you and your mates.
Alternatively, they can use paint/spray paint.
They do usually prefer beer though. The gas thing just comes up so much because everyone hates them
>>671309359
>brain damage
I take exception to that. I've used a wide variety of dangerous chemicals in less than adequately ventilated areas and have turned out just fine :^)
>>671309299
i suppose if you have both agreed to it.
>>671308853
okay
and
>>671309597
Have you literally stuck your nose over the opening of these chemicals' containers and just huffed in a big breath of them?
It's a bit more extreme than poor ventilation. And I doubt you do it so often as to cause serious issues.
>>671309736
we do it to each other regardless
playing shitty shit
kill me
>>671309848
you must have a very close and longstanding relationship.
>>671309837
And we'd better watch out so we can compliment him for being such a nice and upstanding fellow! Of course!
>>671310156
you are dead now.
>>671310196
we have spoken semi regularly for around 4 years now
>>671310156
fite me in wildy m8
rune only no magic
>>671309839
Well I mean I did get high as a kite painting a car once because I had a filter installed improperly in my respirator.
>>671310334
when will you be getting rings?
>>671310383
Do that every day for 15 years and you can be an aboriginal too!
Except with talents, education and probably a job.
>tfw you realize your amazon order is coming from gookistan by way of the hunan chicken province
>est date of arrival march 29
damn you amazon!
>>671310472
he is sending me a pair of "fedora gloves and i am sending him a box of trash
>>671310262
Good answer
You were about to get the topdog smack down
And out in public this time
>>671310849
you are both so very post y2k, and it is kind of sickening.
>>671310971
aren't we all post y2k
>>671311111
semantically.
>>671310927
Oh thank Jesus.
>>671310927
im surprised you still post here snufles
>>671311246
I enjoy it
his humor feels familiar to me
a lot of people just yell at me for it
this is apg for an old pic
>>671311345
Why do you say that, anon?
>>671308508
hi, not much
done some helping at mom's house, going to my friend's bday in a few hours
it's his 19 bday and he still invites us to mcdonalds so it's kind of cringe funny
>>671313499
Mcdonald's is fine dude don't hate
>>671313692
whoa whoa im not hatin' it
it's just
we all (nearly) used to do mcdonald bday parties as kids, it's funny for an adult age to still hang out in mcdonalds for a bday
>>671313499
There's something in your eye
>>671313499
you should learn to appreciate childlike enjoyment.
>>671313941
19 is not an adult age.
>>671313941
Is it one of the ones with a play palace or whatever? Those rock so hard.
>>671314006
>>671314006
>>671314006
for my 19th birthday my dad made me go to hooters
worst birthday
shit food
>>671313948
it's a hole
he poked his eye with an umbrella
>>671313957
im the most childish person around, can i just have an opinion please, just one
>>671314006
by the law of most countries you count as an adult when you're 18
But I get what you're saying
You mean mature, and yeah we're not really mature
>>671314062
nope, we don't have those inside the city, not enough place
>>671314254
Oh, how unfortunate
>>671314254
my having an opinion does not negate your having an opinion.
>>671314254
Is it a busy one?
>>671314244
>not humoring pervy old men and enjoying time with your Father
Oh you ungrateful little shit.
>>671314387
still got the other one so it's all good
>>671314485
if you put an opinion on my opinion then it's more of an argument, no? If you think I don't appreciate childhood and its joy because I think having bday at mcdonalds by the age of 19 is kind of silly then so be it~
>>671314561
depends, it's sunday here so it shouldn't be busy today
>>671314784
are you judging him negatively for it?
>>671314868
i don't judge him at all, we're good pals
I'm gonna call him a retard for having bday at mcdonalds just as he calls me a retard for being gay, kek
>>671314784
That is absolutely fantastic.. it'd be a shame if.. something happened to it...
>>671314976
what a strange relationship. i hope the birthday party goes well.
>>671314588
I felt like a bad liar
But you're right, I should of appreciated it more
>>671314997
well then there's still ears and nose that an animal can rely on, it's all good, i'm prepared
>>671315041
i'd say we're pretty casual for irl friends, but everyone is different so i guess i can't say that
>>671311111
Quints checkem
>>671315169
i do not like insulting my friends too much, unless it is avery and he is feeding and tilting.
I never feed
>>671314976
The difference is you ARE a retard for being gay. That's a false equivalence.
>>671315237
i can understand that, some people don't do that
I think it's good that I can mess with my friends like that and just throw shit at each other for giggles, it counterbalances the sensitiviness of a person
>>671315351
don't blame me for that, you're the one being attractive.
bye lines
>>671315272
i am not tired, please help
>>671315351
you are so rude.
>>671315513
turn out all the lights and lie down and shitpost in bed
>>671315506
i used to do the same quite a bit. i simply chose not to be a negative impact on others' lives if i could manage it.
>>671315615
there are a few things preventing this, such as the keyboard on my laptop being broken, having no 4chan addons installed, and having no images on it to post.
>>671315786
perhaps fixing these things will make you tired
>>671315506
I double checked my broadcast, I'm only sending out straight signals. The gay ones must be a problem with the receiver on your end.
>>671315513
you are so dom.
>>671315873
doing menial tasks generally does not.
>>671315943
do you interact with everyone this way, or do you reserve it for threads?
>>671316030
it is usually the opposite for me
well, I am getting in bed
goodnight dom
>>671316144
night avery
>>671316030
I'm nice to everyone all the time except for when I'm not.
>>671315786
we don't have any negative effect on each other, huh
>>671315943
I'm not a streamer, that's not possible.
>>671316507
But you do have an affinity for streamers, if you know what I'm saying.
Good morning, kids!
On a side note, I only consider males better sex partners. When it comes to romance and relationships, I don't do genders.
i am joining avery in bed
>>671316272
you romanticize questionable ideals.
>>671316507
affectionate insulting is still insulting. ironic shitposting is still shitposting. regardless, i am glad it works for you.
>>671316784
well, green apple is an apple
red apple is an apple, too
I guess we both made a point here???
>>671316763
you only date genderless people
>>671316686
I just like the cock dude, let me be!
Hiya ....er
>>671316784
I've still got some time left as a teenager, that's the name of the game baby.
just knotted xl roland in the shower
i am sore and content
>>671316988
yeah you got it right, i'm glad i don't have to clarify it
>>671317041
Good job.
>>671317077
how do you find a genderless person
what does such a person look like
>>671317116
feelsfullman
>>671305933
>>671316900
Get in here, I need you
>>671317235
i get it man
i get it
>>671317285
It's... it's not still in there, is it?
>>671317580
but i don't
>>671317285
I used one of my BD toys this morning for the first time in ages too (a small apollo as I'm not a size queen like you~)
>>671317665
no i came like a fire hydrant in the shower then pulled it out
>>671317724
how was it?
>>671317783
Yeah, pretty good, can't complain.
Might have to get a bigger version someday.
>>671317783
I heard gosspis you're quite big for your body size, would that be right?
>>671317965
Girthy. Get an XL now :P
>>671318149
Could you be more specific?
>>671318179
Eww no.
And all my BD stuff is girthy. Bleeeeeh.
I have a medium tongue and small flint too.
>>671318251
Some say you have a large dick.
>>671317783
>>671318324
just curious do you guys do an enema before hand or eat lightly or dont care?
>>671318494
I make a token effort to clean out my butt and that's about it.
It's only a toy and can be cleaned up afterwards.
>>671318324
Girthy is good.
If those toys get you off then great. Saves you a lot of money too. If I want a new toy it'll be $200+...
>>671318384
Yeah, it's nice.
>>671318494
Depends. I know when I am probably somewhat clean and try to toy around the days surrounding. I have a small ball enema for quickies and a full kit for bigger sessions.
>>671318656
>>671318856
cheers
>>671318856
https://youtu.be/IV-Fr3ppb3o?t=1m16s
>>671319098
fat cocks
>>671318856
Eh. I haven't really mastered the technique of getting off to toys alone yet. I'll continue working on it.
>>671319178
indeed
>>671319301
the secret is knots
>>671319323
what about you, big package?
>>671319402
Yeah? Well, I've got those.
>>671319402
7.5" / 19cm
Probably not as big as you, but I feel like I'm above general average.
>>671319573
BIG knots
>>671319670
About the same as me
Perfect for rubbing together
>>671319670
lol same *flexes e-pen*
i'm gonna lay down and watch boring youtube videos, peace
>>671319796
What, really?
The way in which I was told about yours, it made me think like yours is a monster cock. Oh well, this is still good.
And yeah, it is pefrect for frotting and such.
>>671319876
samecocks
BUT WHICH ONE IS MOST SKILLED
>>671319996
Depends how you measure. I-it is a monster cock~
>>671319996
mine has a lot of first-hand experience
Frosh I need you
>>671320121
Mmm, true. Guess we can't settle this verbally.
~
>>671320182
but does it have any non-hand experience?
>>671318494
"just curious"
>>671320272
unfortunately only with one girl
>>671320402
was just genuinely curious
>>671319796
And a metric fuckton of lube.
I fell asleep for a couple of hours and now I'm awake and I regret that.
>>671320503
Well, it's more than most people get.
One girl and two guys on my account, but multiple times.
>>671320249
Do you miss the stalking already?
>>671320503
I believe you.
>>671320590
At least you can say hello to Eric.
>>671320675
I already did, the lil' cutie.
>>671320634
Hey Frosh, are you in the UK too?
>>671320634
h-how?
>>671320675
that means a lot thanks
>>671320864
No, I'm just across the sea though.
Netherlands.
>>671320909
h-how what?
>>671321019
Ah cool. I want to get over there sometime.
>>671321019
how did you meet them?
FROSH I AM PLEADING TO YOU
I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT JUST PLEASE TALK TO ME
I'VE LITERALLY BEEN CRYING ALL NIGHT I JUST WANT YOU TO COME BACK TO ME I PROMISE I'LL SACRIFICE EVERYTHING FOR IT BECAUSE MY LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING WITHOUT YOU
Cor blimey.
