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Dumping all of my dolphin porn till I get tired of capatchas
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Dumping all of my dolphin porn till I get tired of capatchas
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>>671280098
Moar?
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>>671280250
Bruh, this is pretty hawt
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>>671280405
I've already came.
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GET ME THE ORDO EXTERMINATUS.
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This exist?
What the fuck OP?
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>>671280935
This isn't even my final form
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dat ass
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>itt we repost the DPA
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>>671282240
more like:
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question: why is all dolphin porn so low quality and shitty?
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>>671282439
it's incredibly rare so you get jpgs from the 90s
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>>671282561
can't be that rare, I've see all of these
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>>671282431
please explain to me what is that pic

and this one>>671281121
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>>671282439
Hard to come by a dolphin used to human contact also they can easily be identified by their flukes so aquariums can find out if it was theirs
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>>671282805
puss and milk coming out teet

they are mammals
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I'm almost out, does anyone have the one with the guy pouring chocolate syrup on the dolphin's dick?
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>>671282805
well the bottom one is the dolphin lactating. they are mammals
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vids plz ^^
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>>671282959
I have too many of these imo
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So much heresy....
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>>671283077
I would but I have no idea how webm's work
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>>671282963
>I'm almost out, does anyone have the one with the guy pouring chocolate syrup on the dolphin's dick?
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>>671282439
Because OP took it all on his shitty cameraphone before he got fired from seaworld.

... and thank god he did, this shit is cash.
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>>671281683
no fuckin video OP?
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>>671283496
-.- ok
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>>671282920

Why hasn't some third world country just captured dolphins off the coast or some shit and make high quality porn with it?
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how has no one posted that gif of the dude trying to suck on the dolphin cock thats flopping around like a snake.
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>>671283863
Never seen "The cove"?
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>>671283863
We should do a kickstarter, come on /b/, together we can make this happen
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>white ppl
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>>671285234
White people
"We would rather fuck animals than niggers"
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>>671286262
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alright that's about it for me, yall have a blessed eve
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>>671281683
Is that whale fucking a dolphin
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Im surprised some animal fucker hasnt come and turned this into one of "those" threads
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Also I'm still looking for the chocolate sauce dolphin dick pics
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>>671288115

Its always weird fat whale women that fuck animals because no one in their right mind would consensually fuck them
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lol I forgot I had this, this is pretty hilarious
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>>671288498
as far as females are concerned, humans are shit tier
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>>671289177

I dont quite understand what you're trying to insinuate as if anything other than human on human is correct
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>>671283592
this!
my dong demands video!
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>>671289458
basically, animals can provide a proper fuck better than males ever could to a female
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>>671289767
420 meme
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>>671281683

This is a prime example of the type of people that fuck animals LOL fat people again prove why they're inferior
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>>671289811

You must be delusional, do you have any thing to prove your point?
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alright yall gotta take it from here, I have to go masturbate then pass out
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>>671290040
a study where females allowed themselves to have sex with animals resulted in that 90% of females enjoying sex with an animal more
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>>671290040
would you deny that the human (and primate) vagina is objectively an anatomical clusterfuck
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mfw check em
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>>671290363
Citation plz, I suspect the source might be the same that postulated that 98% of stats are made up on the spot.
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>>671290528
let me show you how its done
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>>671290624
trrips
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Don't anyone have the video of the dude fucking a female dolphin and then his home boys killing it so he can get out of her?
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>>671280098
is that the clit?
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>>671290409

Have you had sex with a human vagina? with consent?
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>>671290758
Why, yes it is!
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there is a point where this should have stopped and we have clearly passed it
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Why doesnt someone just beast thread this?
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It's hard to believe this is really happening.
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>>671290363

>Great evidence

A study shows that 100% of the females that allowed themselves to be fucked by animals were all overweight and had mental conditions.
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>>671290598
dang foiled again!
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>>671290983
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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i know this is a dolphin thread but if anyone has any other animals i wouldn't mind seeing them
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>>671287996
>whale
that body looked pretty decent tbh
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>Challenge

Drop a hot women fucking an animal!

Oh yeah you cant because every women that fucks animals are beyond broken and disgusting, i.e overweight and cant get a human to fuck them
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what a time to be alive!
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>>671291198
sure m8
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>>671291415

Shes fucking massive! You must be a whale rider. I prefer my women not to be fat cunts
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Dolphin porn. I've peaked dog
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>>671290041
Like that's a real dolphin cum?
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>>671291513

You clearly havent seen roger

>google Roger the kangaroo
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>>671291598
yep, that's 1 dolphin cummies
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>>671291418
you're the one making a claim
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Where are the human cocks penetrating dolphin pussy? disappointing thread
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This thread
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>>671291679

Shes fucking ugly and messed up, you need to do better than that
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>>671286262
Because no-one wants to fuck niggers, you fuckin nigger
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>>671291877
sounds like someone is actually getting off and fishing for easy animal porn
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Am i the only one that really wants to see a guy fucking a female dolphin?
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>>671291923
can you even consider darkies as animals? they seem lesser then that
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>>671292027

Lol no I actually want someone to prove me wrong, Ive seen a few of these threads and yet to see something other than cretins
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>>671292146
>>671291733
Nope
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>>671292146
no.
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>>671292227
>muh opinions
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>>671292146
we all do
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>>671292227
>Ive seen a few of these threads
/b/ is /b/east fuck off newfag
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>>671292146

What would you feel you're just fucking a cavity in water...
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>>671292422

Exactly you cant prove me wrong because you have never seen a women whos actually attractive fuck an animal because shes actually attractive
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No one wants to see your gay shit OP. Now, if you would post more male dolphins fucking chicks..
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>>671292687
I've seen plenty of women I find attractive objectively. What I find attractive you may not.
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>>671292534
dolphin vaginas grip the cock and literally jack it off without u needing to move, you wouldnt last more than 30 secs m8
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>>671292687
that girl sucking dog cock was fucking hot, obviously you'll never be satisfied
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>>671292843
this, your just a troll.
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>>671286262
>implying niggers are human
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Disgusting. Now how about some women fucking horses pics
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>>671292825
>>671292843

Yes mostly its subjective, you have lower standards but we would all agree if there was an actual 10/10 getting slammed... Other than that its shit CUPCAKE is a cretin I googled her... Dont be embarrassing
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Why am i erect right now i feel ashamed
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>>671292835

Have you fucked a Dolphin LOL no you havent stfu
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>>671291198
mares are pretty hot
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>>671293302
embrace it
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>>671293102

I assume you support Trump
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>>671293059
lul wut
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>>671293351
I'm just regurgitating what researchers have said
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>>671293494
Of course. He will make anime real
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>>671293389
not a fan of horse puss but i can appreciate how clean that is
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>>671293389
i love me some horse puss, or cock if you have it
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>>671293230
(You), if this thread wasn't dead i wouldn't even reply

>>671293389
>>671293699
she's got a sunken vagina, it's a medical problem
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>>671293854
prolapse it with your cock that should fix it
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>>671291513
this is either a female or juvenile roo. fuk'd-up
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>>671293699
>>671293811
>>671294122
Checked
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>>671293811
dubs demands horse
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>>671294122
=C yeah that's so fucked, a fully grown adult would have literally killed him
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>>671284222
let's make iDubbbz our little bitch
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What did I walk into?
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>>671281405
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>>671281683
why is that dolphin fucking a whale?
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>>671283932
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>>671286525
Wow, posting that completely changed the fact that white people jerk off to dolphins, well done.
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>>671281683
Never ever theres a dolphin fucking a woman.
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>>671291679
Look at that beautiful white woman celebrating her herritage!

>>671293102
>im a white supremacist and also watch dolphin porn

At least you wont have any kids to pass your shitty ideal on to
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any links for the pic
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o.o
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Does anbody got a acc for beastforum that i could use?
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>>671297041
Maybe if i could remember the account name and password
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>>671297041
are you retarded? make your own account
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lets just stop, okay.
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Cant imagine how pathetically lonely you would need to be to jerk it over a dolphin. I mean I know people have their own preferences etc but really...... you only get off over violating dolphins and taking pictures?

This surpasses the beta level when you cant even get an ugly female to fuck you, so you resort to pretty much raping animals.
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>>671297188
Hmm.
Would rather use someones acc.
Do you got something for me?
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>>671297546
weak b8
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>>671281405
Could someone post the vid pls!
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>>671297428
Fuck off faggot. Go jerk off to a tranny or some anime.
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>>671284102
What is it?
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no vids no fap
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>>671297647
hehehe you reminded me of something anon
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>>671299704
this
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>>671300020
<3
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>>671290624
roll
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>>671299704
investigative documentary about how the japanese murder dolphins, eat them and get mercury poisoning.
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>>671297831
they never released it. those 4 stills are all they published.
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Eight years ago I had an experience that I doubt few people have ever had,
and for a long time (actually up to about a year ago) I had never spoken of
it to anyone else, thinking that they would consider me perverted. During
that time I have lived with the realty that I will most likely never have
another opportunity like I had at that time, and believe me it has been
very hard.

I have since had sex with other animals, including dogs, ponies and most
recently horses, but they will never rival my experience with the Dolphins.
Here is what TRULY happened. I can offer no proof other then my own
word. And for my own protection I will not divulge locations, names, etc.

Eight years ago I lived in a city that had an aquarium that kept performing
Dolphins. By pure chance the aquarium was an assignment I had when I was a
security guard for a national security company. Since I was new, and had
little seniority with the company I would always get the cruddy shift that
no one else wanted...and the aquarium was one of those shifts since it was
always a midnight to eight shift.

It really was a pretty cushy place to work since I didn't have to punch
clock. (Ever carry one of those security clocks around. They must
weigh fifteen pounds!) I just had to kind of wander around and keep an
eye on things.

It would get pretty boring at night, and after a while I took to playing with
the Dolphins. I would come in during the weekends to watch the shows and
eventually I picked up some of the hand signals that the trainers used.
With a bit of practise I could get the Dolphins to perform just about any
behavior that the trainers had them perform.

Dolphins really are quite intelligent. After a while I found myself talking
to them and I swear that if they had vocal cords they would have talked back
to me! Their body movements and gestures where extremely animated and very
communicative.
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>>671300775
After several months I got to the point where the nights I spent with the
Dolphins became my own private world. They all knew me and came to know my
schedule and habits intimately. It was at the point that I decide it was
time for a swim.

Now, you have to appreciate the circumstances. I was alone all night with
these creatures, I was somewhat of a loner, and had no personal life to speak
of, and I had developed a deep bound with at least two of the Dolphins. It
was easy to keep the shift since no one else liked the hours.

Finally, one night I brought my swim suit. Around 2:00 a.m. I changed, and
after being sure that the place was locked up tight, I eased myself into the
pool. At first they simply vied for my attention as they always did, but
after a bit, things got pretty rough. I wasn't sure why some of them were
getting so excited, when I noticed that one of the males had a hard on!

Now that really fascinated me. They never acted like this around me before,
and I was not sure what to do. Except I did get out of the pool until they
calmed down a bit. While sitting on the edge of the pool, one of the Dolphins
swam in front of me on his side. I stroked his belly with my hand and
instantly his dick was thrusting in the air. Boy did I find an erogenous zone!

Before I go on, I should give you a little more background. First, to my
surprise, Dolphins do not feel slimy. Their skin feels more like a wet inner
tube, and is very soft and sensitive to the touch. They are fiercely
independent creatures and if they don't want to do something, then no amount
of prodding will make them change their minds. If you ever go to an aquarium,
watch them long enough and you will notice that they spend almost 80% of
their time thinking and doing sex. You think humans are obsessed sexually?
Believe me the Dolphins have it all over us. Although being in a tank 24
hours a day probably has a lot to do with that kind of behavior.
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this thread has been ganked by female protos stop fucking posting DOLPHIN puss and dicks u disgusting fgt
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>>671300855
The night that I first went for a swim was an experience to say the least.
The frenzy that I started kind of unnerved me to the point were I got out,
got dressed, and avoided the pool for the rest of the night. Needless to
say, the next day I didn't get much sleep. I could not stop thinking about
the wild possibility of actually having sex with them.

One part of me kept saying what a crazy idea that was, while another part of
me created the most wonderful fantasies. My emotions were on a rollercoster.
I don't think anyone will ever appreciate the way that I felt. The bond
that I had formed with a couple of the Dolphins was powerful. It was almost
as if they had seduced me by pure empathy.

In any case, I decided that the next night I would take the plunge. I could
hardly wait for my shift to begin. It seemed like everyone lingered around
forever. And then waiting until it was late enough to safely go into the pool
was almost unbearable.

Finally things quieted down and I got undressed...this time no swim suit.
I sat on the edge of the pool, and like the night before the Dolphins gathered
around to play a bit. This time I was careful not to get them too excited
right away, waiting for most of them to swim off on their own so that just
the two that I was closest to were with me.

I should explain how the pool was laid out. As a part of the show the
trainers would have a couple of the Dolphins beach themselves in a very
shallow part of the water. This part was just deep enough for the Dolphins
to swim in...about a foot deep. It was my strategy to get the two Dolphins
into the shallower water.
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>>671300915
After the Dolphins left, I lowered myself into the water and very carefully
started to stroke them. I eased my way toward the shallow water, and as I
had hoped, they followed. Once I was able to sit on the bottom of the pool
I coaxed them along side of me, and I carefully started to rub their bellies.
I started with him first. Just as the night before I got an immediate response
from him. He rolled on his side and as I had hoped he had a huge hard on.
Now my heart was pounding so hard I was sure it could be heard from 30 feet
away.

I carefully eased my hands down his belly toward his cock. I was very careful..
.
a full grown Dolphin can weigh in from 350 to 600 pounds. And while they can
be quite gentle, I was not sure how he would react when I started to rub his
dick. Despite my confidence in his gentleness, I was relieved when he simply
went limp when I started to stroke his cock. in fact he went so limp that
at first I thought he may have died! But after a moment he opened his mouth
about as wide as he could, his tongue doing a sort of aerobic dance.

I slipped my hand up and down his shaft, carefully squeezing it every so often.
It felt much like the surface of his skin, that is very firm but still soft.
It was sort of knife shaped, that is wider then thick, and you could feel it
move in your hands. It was about eleven inches long, about two inches wide
and one and one half inch thick. The tip thinned to nearly a point and crooked
down a little. Overall it was shaped nearly like his own body...very sleek
and streamlined. When not in use the cock is retracted completely into the
Dolphin's body through a long slit just below his belly.
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>>671288491

that bitch has herpes
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>>671300975
The slit in the male and female Dolphin are almost identical, making sex
determination tricky. The best way to tell apart the sexes is by looking at
the forehead. The male Dolphin's forehead, or melon, is actually a little
bigger then the female's. Of course if the male has a hard on then it is
pretty easy to tell males from females! When the cock is erected the slit
parts in such a way that it is oval shaped.

It is said that the Dolphins cock can be used like a finger and has a great
deal of dexterity. That may be true, but on this occasion he did not
demonstrate that ability to me. Perhaps he was to wrapped up in the
experience. I found that the Dolphin seemed to like having the base of his
cock rubbed the best.

I slipped my hand up and down his shaft carefully squeezing it ever so often.
This went on for about five minutes and then he started to shudder...as if
he was very cold. His mouth remained open wide and every so often I would
rub his tongue. (All dolphins love this...I have no idea why.) His eyes
remained tightly closed. All the while he was totally silent.

Assuming that he was about to climax I started to rub his dick a little harder
and faster. His tail started to sweep back and forth really hard when suddenly
he raised his tail high out of the water and with the first sound that he had
made all evening he shot his load. There was not as much as I thought there
would be...perhaps about two tablespoons. It was quickly washed away in the
water but it appeared to be kind of clear and about the same consistency as
human cum. What really surprised me most was the pressure of his ejaculation.
It come out incredibly hard and fast, his penis contracting suddenly with the
ejaculation.
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>>671301096
He then relaxed and went totally limp. I kept on stroking his penis but after
a few minutes he withdrew it back inside of him. It was only at this point
that I noticed that I had a real boner myself. Hard as steel and throbbing.
Don't think I've had one like that before or since.

I must say that after eight years, the mere act of writing down what happened
has rekindled some powerful emotions. While my encounters with other creatures
have been strictly on a sexual level, my encounter with the Dolphins was a
much deeper emotional experience. It has been said the Dolphins are highly
intelligent creatures. That they are. More then anyone really knows.

After resting for a few moments the Dolphin left for the deeper water. I
started looking for the female, hoping that she would allow me to satisfy my
throbbing dick. Apparently she had got bored with the whole affair and was
off playing with the others.

I slapped the top of the water to try and entice her back, and after a bit
of coaxing I finally got her to come over. My legs were dangling over the
edge of the shallow part into the deeper water. When she got close enough
she unexpectedly grabbed my foot with her mouth and pulled hard.

I don't think she meant to hurt me, but over eighty short conical teeth can
leave quite a bite mark and my foot ached for a few days after. When I
re-surfaced, I found myself about six feet from the edge of the pool and
started to swim for it. She had other plans though. She quickly swam between
me and waters edge and started to push me toward the middle of the pool. Her
actions alarmed me somewhat and I was getting just a little bit scared.
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>>671301160
It was at this point that I began to respect the strength of these creatures...
something that I had badly underestimated. If she wanted me to stay in deep
water, there was damn little I could do about it. I decided to cooperate and
I swam a little ways out and started to tread water. In the meantime she
started to circle around me, each time her circle getting a little smaller
until her beak was almost touching her tail...with me in the middle.

I tried to stay calm, not knowing what to expect next, when she started to scan
me with the most intense sound. As you are probably aware, Dolphins use sonar
to 'see' with. Their eyesight, while not poor, is not their primary sense.
Using sounds that range in frequency from as low as 300 Hz to as high as 150 kHz
and higher, it is believed that Dolphins are actually able to 'see' what an
individual is feeling. For example, if you are in a state of anxiety (as I was!
)
then your churning stomach would easily give away your state to a Dolphin's
probing sonar. Their sonar has been compared to the sound scans used by doctors
on pregnant women, except that the resolution is a thousand times better.

Being scanned by a Dolphin is in itself a unique experience. The sound
penetrates and resonates your body in the most peculiar way. While the Dolphin
is scanning, you can actually hear the lower frequency sound waves increase
and decrease in frequency.

When she started to scan me I noticed that the other Dolphins where swimming
around the two of us, and if any of them got too close, she would chase them
away. This went on for about twenty minutes. She would scan and probe my
entire body. She seemed to especially enjoy nibbling at my ankles.
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>>671300775
this copypasta demonstrates a severe lack of understanding about dolphins by which would necessary for to be anywhere near lol
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>>671301208
About this time I was starting to get pretty tired, and thought I better try
to ease my way toward the shallow water. She made no effort to stop me, but
she did continue to swim around and around until I finally felt the ledge of
the shallow part of the pool.

I pulled myself into the shallow water and rested a bit. The Dolphin in the
meantime had wriggled her way into the shallow water and laid very still on
her stomach. I began to pet her and rub my hands up and down her sides. She
just laid there and did nothing. I decided that now was the time, and I
grabbed her pectoral fin and rolled her on her side. She cooperated completely.

>From my earlier observations I had never noticed the folds of the female
dolphins slit to be all that distinctive. But when I rolled her on her side
her slit was definitely enlarged and had turned a deep pink colour. I could
only assume that she was waiting for me to mate with her. Now I was really
in uncharted waters.

Whenever I watched the Dolphins have sex the actual act of penetration was
always very brief, lasting no more then ten seconds. The pair would be very
excited, the water boiling around the mating couple. For the Dolphins to mate
it is necessary for the female to roll over on her back and expose herself
to the male. The male would then jump over the female and attempt to hit the
mark with his erected cock. Foreplay would consist of very fast swimming,
both animals crashing into each other, and a lot of biting.

And yet, what was happening now was exactly the opposite. Here she was,
totally relaxed, quite, and obviously very cooperative. I decided not to
waste the invitation and started to initiate some foreplay.
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>>671301242
I slid my hand along the edge of her slit and kind of eased my fingers into
her vagina. The folds of the slit where very soft and squishy. The muscles
of her vagina tightened on my fingers and would not let me probe any deeper
than the palm of my hand. Not knowing too much about female Dolphin anatomy,
I thought that maybe the male's penis kind of laid along the length of the
slit. I rubbed her for a while and she continued to simply lay quietly,
occasionally taking a breath.

While I was treading water my hard on had kind of withered away. Nervousness
over the position I was in probably had a lot to do with that. But after some
time with her in the shallow water, my penis started to firm up again.

I eased myself along side of her belly and slowly started to guide my dick
into her. She felt my body draw close to hers and for the first time since
we started foreplay, she moved around a bit. Rolling a little farther on her
side and arching her back. She obviously wanted me to enter her.

Taking a deep breath, I slipped inside of her. To my surprise, my cock went
all the way in! She relaxed her vagina and allowed me to move into a more
comfortable position. My next concern was the fear that she would roll over
on top of me. But fortunately she didn't. Instead she simply wriggled herself
around so that we were both comfortable.

Within a few seconds my dick had become rock hard again, and she repeatedly
tightened and relaxed her vagina. In twenty seconds I was ready to climax.
I held back as long as I could, but the kneading action of her vaginal muscles
was just too much. I came hard, and was so wrapped up in my own climax that
I did not even notice if she was reaching orgasm, although I would like to
believe that she did.
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>>671301217
I don't write it only post

>>671301317
When I was finished I held on to her tightly, wrapping my legs around her tail.
My cock was starting to fail me and despite my best efforts I could not sustain
the erection. She just remained still, occasionally sweeping her tail back and
forth. The kneading action of her vagina continued but a slower pace. I kept
splashing water on her side to be sure that her skin did not dry out.

I don't remember how long we embraced, but it must of been for at least twenty
minutes or so. Looking back, I am not sure what I enjoyed more, the actual
sex act or the time I spent holding her.

It was getting close to 4:00 am and since the trainers would sometimes come
in as early as 4:30 I decided I'd better get changed. It was hard to leave.

Over the next few days I felt about as good as I ever had in my life. My
emotional state was exuberant. I was already making plans for more encounters
with the Dolphins when I started back to work the next week. But it was not
to be. The next week the aquarium staff started to come in at night to do
maintenance and I was never alone long enough to go swimming again.

And then a few weeks later I was reassigned to another building. From the
highest high in my life I went into a pretty deep depression. I still don't
think I am over it...even after eight years.
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>>671301384
Since that time I have spent a lot of time researching and studying about
Dolphins. it has been an enlightening time. Now whenever I see a captive
Dolphin, my heart breaks. While in the wild their life span is thirty to
forty years, in captivity it is typically only five. Where in the wild their
dorsal fin stands erect, in captivity it begins to flop over on its side.
Where in the wild they can attain speeds in excess of thirty miles per hour,
in captivity they are restricted to swimming around and around in circles.

Being three dimensional creatures, accustomed to boundless freedom, it must
be a horrific experience for them to live in a tank that is typically no more
then fifty feet across. I can no longer bear to even go to an aquarium
anymore. I now see them differently then most people. If you observe them
long enough you may understand what I mean.

Hopefully in the future things will change so that the only Dolphins you see,
are those that swim free in the ocean.

So there you have it. Perhaps my memory of the incident is clouded by
too much emotion, but as far as I am concerned it is what really happened,
and no one will ever take away the memory.
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>>671301242
>now I was really in uncharted waters
god damnit
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>>671286285
what a slut
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>>671280405
does anyone have the vid for this?
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>>671281613
I.
Need.
This.
Video.

Fucking hot. I love her for doing this.
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>>671301420
GAAAAAAAAY
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>>671286525
what type of pizza is this? thats a bannin
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FUCKING NORMAL FAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I've been here for a while waiting for more dolphin porn, and I just realized that since OP isn't posting anymore, there's no way there's another faggot/fucking marine biologist here with any dolphin pussy/dick pics he hasn't posted.

Congratulations OP, you are the international database for dolphin pornography.
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>>671291923
cleaner and less aids, smell etc.
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>>671291029
Vixen
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>>671302375
I still don't have the one with the chocolate syrup though
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>>671302846
Found them
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>>671304127
>>671304177
does..does it get sucked off?
also, checked
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>>671283496
>google
>online webm converter

Another faggot spoonfed. What are you, a millennial?
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>>671290713
I want to see that shit
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I have seen a lot of shit on b

but this post takes the cake...someone screen cap this and post it in a YLYL thread lol this should be the new banana
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>>671279861
Wtf
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>>671305445
>>671305607
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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> ITT: Spot the newfags
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Also dolphin dicks: now in HD
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>>671305445
If this takes the cake, you must be a newfag... also the cake is a lie.
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