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Vintage images 2
look i'm from USA hurr hurr my gender is unicorn
Why do vintage titties have the nicest shape?
>>671132304
posting in the wrong thread?
This is my kind of broad.
>>671132456
they come from a time when the only way to improve how you look was to exercise regularly and not eat everything in sight
>>671131915
muh dik
>>671132241
Name?
>>671132241
>>671134851
Ellen Stratton
Back when bush was beautiful
>>671138546
dutch fag
I remember when all women rocked bushes and went braless in summer
>being old has its upsides.
>Also my favourite Dr Who companion
>>671141134
sick pedo fuck
>>671139955
(cont)
I was sad when cheap men's mags like Hustler started to show gynaecological shots and the classier magazines followed.
>I still have the mag in which my wife did a "readers' wife" spread.
>These threads make me happy
>>671131915
Name?
>>671141419
Melba Ogle, Miss July 1964
>took me 30 seconds with reverse Google images, you lazy, technologically illiterate cunt
>>671141622
(cont)
That's Playboy, as you're probably too retarded to work that out as well
>>671141622
right answer to the wrong question
>>671141299
>>I still have the mag in which my wife did a "readers' wife" spread.
>>671141419
>Name?
what is the wife's name
or a pic would be nice
>>671141971
>right answer to the wrong question
how so?
This
>>671131915
is Melba Ogle, which is what this
>>671141419
asked
bushes need to make a come back
>>671132533
hitler did nothing wrong right there
>>671141971
The mag was Knave UK.
Her "stage name" was Allison Collins
>>671138546
Why do retro pussies look so inviting compared to sluts of today?
This bitch's cunt isn't even "tight" or "cute" but I won't to bone it so bad.
>>671143592
That's why I saved that one. I don't know what it is, but it just gets me.
>>671143622
Ginger Lynn hnnng, great post OP
>>671141199
>B boobs
>pedo
>>671142324
bushes of love?
God tier sandy johnson
>>671144514
something's waiting in the bushes of love
>>671144482
Not OP. That faggot jumped ship long ago.
I'm just an anon who loves these threads and decided to keep it alive.
>>671141299
Are you happy about Playboy no longer showing nudity?
>>671144910
I haven't touched a playboy in 8ish years
print and film porn is dead
has been for a long time
>>671138670
Baby, bush never stopped being beautiful.
>>671144910
So now what's the point of that magazine?
>Playboy: astute literary criticism, tits
>now sans tits
Fuck that shit
>>671132456
cause these bitches didn't grow up on a diet of Mcdonalds hamburgers and genetically modified, pesticide-infected corn
literally the perfect shape
>>671132456
puffy nipples best nipples
>>671132704
I'm torn.
Usually I dislike smokers, but she didn't know any better.
>>671131915
Lara Burner
>>671140072
Name? reversesearch only leaves me with russian moonrunes for some reason.
hourglass best glass
>>671143622
Hahah that obvious abba-flirt.
probably my favourite vintage photo
>>671145505
>Scans of 70's prints look qualitatively better than the garbage that comes out of modern digital cameras
>>671145191
Right, they just grew up with parasites in their water, arsenic in their fertilizers, DDT on their fruit, lead in their paint and their car exhaust fumes and open garbage dumps full of hazardous chemicals in their neighborhoods.
>TL;DR-you're a faggot
tfw born in wrong generation
No shave, real tits, kinda chubby, i love this thread
>>671145942
Because they used professional photographers back then.
It's not the cameras or the film. As always, it's the people behind them. The great ones make getting a great shot look easy.
>>671141299
Photos of your wife
>>671146632
sooki
>>671144620
wow, what a body. that's a woman to found a dynasty through.
>>671146920
Yeah nah, she has crappy tits
>>671135979
photoshop back in the days
Erika .. the one who helped me with my hand rearing in my youth
>>671132704
This is why grandma's are so hot
>>671132973
Giddyup
>>671146484
2nd. Post up photos of your wife
>>671143963
There is a picture of Hefner getting a blow job from this girl. He took it himself. Hef was really into edgyness in the day.
>>671146925
Tfw when your brain, shaped by 10 000 generations of evolution shouts inside your head: REPRODUCE WITH THIS!!! NOW!!!
>>671147302
is that a swastika medaillion?
these are like wholefoods titties... organic, fresh, fairtrade :p
>>671147172
fixed.
>>671146710
love it!
>>671147869
kek
>>671140072
sauce?
>>671147977
>candy-samples
Candy Samples is 87 now
those thing are hanging to her knees now.
>>671148588
She had to have them cut off due to a cancer scare. She is starting to have dementia now too. There is an interview with her here:
www.therialtoreport.com/2015/10/18/candy-samples
>>671147434
Yeah I getcha bro. There's something about these vintage broads that makes me want to offload as much cum into them as I can until babies drop outta her.
>>671148588
And yet most of /b would still bang her.
>>671149232
>>671149073
how're these tits so perky is it 'cause they wore corsets
>>671149875
>dem midget legs
So cute
>>671146670
her first roll was as a 12 year old prostitute
>>671149466
Corsets, push-up bras and the like actually atrophy the muscle. It is either good genetics or they let those hang out a lot.
>>671131915
I would like to see a picture of her in 2016. Just for perspective
>>671146821
nasty fuck detected. good to see ya!
>>671150689
And her mom took nudes of her when she was 10.
The 60s appeared to be the height of america for me. Best looking cars and women. Food probly tasted better back then. Easier to make money coming off the industrial boom
>>671152472
I don't see how that is legal and it is all over if you google.
>>671152472
I think they were in Playboy too
>>671149474
3d titties
>>671150689
>her first roll
She didn't get dubs so she rolled again.
>>671153447
Seriously?
>>671147892
The tip is inside. They wouldn't censor that.
>>671132304
Shitty, shitty attempt
>>671153962
https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/tag/brooke-shields/
>>671152866
>Best looking cars
I don't know how cars can be attractive, and if anything they've gotten curvier over time so they should be more attractive now.
>>671145120
I agree, but now it's such a niche that it's harder to find really good bush. Back in the day, bush was the default for all girls, so you could easily find a girl with bush and whatever else other characteristics you wanted. Nowadays, if you go looking for bush, 80% of what you find is going to be crazy, hair everywhere hippies or the like. It's fine that there are guys who like that, but there's much less bush on otherwise classically beautiful girls now.
>>671146435
Also, that particular show that non commented on is medium format, which is going to give you an all around better quality image (with a photog who knows what they're doing).
>>671145926
I can see why.
I need a drink.
Damn, i love bushes.
>>671155638
Damn, I hate pointless posts that use up the image limit.
>80s kid
>kid from my street used to steal his dad's nude mags and bring them out
>all of us kids from the street would gather and watch nude girls
>no closeups of spread vags or gaping assholes, just beautiful women with thick bushes
>no plastic surgery or shitton of makeup either
That stuck with me as pinnacle of beauty. I wanna fuck a girl with 70s/80s hair, thick bush and torpedo tits so bad.
ITT: Old slobs who've led unfulfilling lives post bad porn from their youths on a site they're really too old to be browsing.
Fuck off back to facebook.
>>671155813
Same here.
Regular old penetration was extreme at the time.
>>671156026
OTP angry little fuck with no prospects who's never seen a pussy up close and never will. Fuck off back to Instagram, little boy.
>>671156215
>he thinks this is a discussion rather than someone who actually belongs here TELLING him to go hang out with people his own age on the internet instead of being that pathetic old guy who shows up to the party just to be laughed at behind his back for being so sad
>>671156143
>>671156109
>>671156202
Who's this?
>>671156026
And one whiney, self-loathing, underage teenager that doesn't have any friends.
>>671156462
June Palmer
>>671156519
See above, retard.
>>671156570
Thanks!
>>671147301
Source? Google turned nothing.
>>671156681
and where the heck is her arm?
>>671156359
You think being on the internet counts as "hanging out?" You are young. And stupid. You silly cumpuddle.
>>671156359
Hey, kiddo. How are things? I'm 22. I came here because I love 70's boobs.
I know that this thread is full of photos of curvaceous women with large breasts. Such things don't interest you. The fact that people like things you don't confuses and frustrates you. But did you know that you can just ignore the things you don't like? I'm sure you do. So I have to wonder, why are you here? I can only assume it's because you're into something you're embarrassed about, and this is the only way you can feel better about yourself in some small way. Do you want to talk about it? Are things alright at home? Are the guys at school giving you a hard time? Is your Dad? We're here for you if you need us.
>image limit reached
Fuck, I was right in the middle of fapping.
>>671156590
You're an angry little kid, huh? Is someone picking on you?
Why aren't you outside, hanging out with your friends? Is it because you don't have any? :(
>>671157003
>he thinks this is a discussion
What didn't you understand the first time, dumbfuck?
>>671157053
>all those words typed and I'm not going to read them
Sucks to be you.
>>671157195
I'm not outside because it's fucking winter, retard. You certainly are a slow one.
>>671157288
Look at him getting all offended
> The internet must be new to this one
>>671157288
>retard
You type that a lot.
Someone's insecure :(
>>671157288
Lil bit buttfrustrated?
>>671157061
eww
>>671157288
Damn, kid. You're really upset about something. What's going on?
>>671157288
>girls don't like me
You can't be any older than 16.
>>671157288
You'll get laid one day, kid.
Then all this edge will dissolve into the aether.
>>671157528
Someone posted his grandma.
>>671157454
>pretending you have the ability to emotionally affect people on the internet because you're impotent to do so irl
You really are sad.
>>671157462
Sometimes a duck is a duck. In this case, your status of being of low intelligence is confirmed by your use of emoticons.
>>671157517
See above.
>>671157528
See above.
>>671157628
Weak deflection.
>>671157650
Weak deflection.
No wonder you old fucks wound up here at your age. You don't have half a brain between the lot of you.
>>671157288
>>he thinks this is a discussion
>What didn't you understand the first time, dumbfuck?
When you reply like you are, that makes it a discussion. You ought to stop using words when you don't know what they mean.
I'm not the guy you were talking to in the first place anyway, I just think you're an anal creampie that leaked and somehow hatched.
>>671157288
>is upset
>comes into this thread to try and upset others
>remains the only upset person in the thread
Top kek, mongoloid. I've enjoyed your little teenage tantrum.
>>671157288
I think he's crying now.
I hope you people are happy.
People sometimes, I don't even.
>>671157288
>every country in the world has the exact same weather
Jesus Christ.
>>671157748
>>671157748
>When you reply like you are, that makes it a discussion.
It's not though. I clearly stated that this isn't a discussion. No amount of attention seeking posts from your pathetic ass will change that.
>>671143574
I just checked, it was Volume 14 Iss 3
>And it was Alison, not Allison
>>671157288
So much frustration and autism in one post. I cringed hard.
>>671157744
Holy shit, the kid read /b/'s guide to arguments.
>deflection
GGWP
Tips fedora.
>>671157774
>is several posts behind because he failed out of high school 30 years ago and it takes him 10 minutes to type 4 lines of text
>>671157288
Why are you so upset?
>>671157827
The only country that matters on this site is the USA. If you don't agree, you didn't belong here in the first place. Non-Americans are cancer.
>>671157953
Kek.
Nice try, phaggit.
>>671157953
That's some hardcore insecurity. Are you sure you don't need to talk? No one is this angry for no reason. What's up, kiddo?
>all these old faggots playing pile-on because their fathers never told them how queer it is
You must be so proud of yourselves. Oh, wait. You can't be. You're on /b/ after the age of 25.
>>671157053
>>671157953
Defend yourself.
>>671158118
>high school dropout playing armchair psychologist
That's rich. Kill yourself.
>>671157845
See, you're still doing it. You can't just say it "isn't a discussion," particularly because you've powerless and impotent.
You'll reply to thus and continue the discussion because you're a sad boy.
>>671157953
You ok, breh?
Sound a little mad about somethin'.
>>671158204
It couldn't be more obvious that you feel like a complete failure. This projecting is cringe-inducing. Stop being nonsensical and explain yourself. Why are you so upset?
>>671158260
So much hostility.
Mad?
Let's talk about your feelings.
>>671158204
>because their fathers never told them how queer it is
We're onto something here...
So your Dad is the reason you're upset? Does he often undermine you and call you names? Did he call you a queer earlier today, and you've come to this thread to yell and direct tantrums at the older anons, because you can't yell at your Dad?
>>671158260
Sorry dude.
Didn't mean to worry you so much talking about boobs.
I know it's an edgy subject and you're full of green text to use, but there's no need for you to be upset.
>>671158282
Again, I'm TELLING YOU. Stupid old fuck. How sad you must be that you think you're in an argument with a person 30 years younger than yourself on the internet and it makes you giddy that you think you're winning.
>>671158296
>look mommy!
>i said it again!
You seriously have the brain of a fifth grader.
>>671158420
>look mommy!
>i said it again!
One of you must be samefagging a lot because there's literally no possibility of this many drop-outs in their autumn years being on /b/ and having the same fifth grade comebacks.
>>671158204
so this is all the stuff you want to say to your father but can't? damn kid, i'll allow it. i'm sorry your dad picks on you. get it all off your chest
>>671158676
Wow, this is too easy.
>>671158676
Epic kek.
>>671158676
I hope you're trollin'
>because if you're not, you're making yourself look like a complete twat
>>671158611
>...
Protip: Ellipses don't make you look contemplative. They make you look like you have a learning disability or are too much of a pussy to type a complete thought via text.
>>671158676
Get it all out, kiddo. Cry if you have to. Picture us all as your Dad. I'll help with the illusion.
>you little fucking queer
>why don't you have a girlfriend, queer?
>stop sitting in your fucking room all day like some loser queer what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>671158839
>making yourself look like something
>on an anonymous website
No wonder you didn't get accepted into a good school.
>>671158737
Yep. A little too easy. I'm out.
Thanks for the boobs.
I'm not proud we've raised so many little faggots to continue our legacy.
>>671158676
>Again, I'm TELLING YOU.
But you're a useless queer, so what you say never goes.
>Stupid old fuck.
Nah.
>How sad you must be that you think you're in an argument with a person 30 years younger than yourself on the internet and it makes you giddy that you think you're winning.
I am, because I know what a discussion is and you don't, you fuckpuppet.
>>671158987
>he still doesn't get that the armchair psychologist bit isn't working and was played out years ago
>>671158906
Okay, so it's the Dad thing. That triggered you. Got it. I've hit the nail on the head. Let it all out, kiddo.
>>671159154
Update the thread more often.
>>671159152
Queer.
>>671159152
That's not a defense, queer. Why are you so incapable of defending or explaining yourself, queer? No wonder your Dad hates your guts.
>>671159392
You forgot to add "queer" to the last line, you unoriginal bitch.
thread is gold
bush FTW \o/
>>671159489
I'm playing the role of your father. Isn't that why you're here, queer?
Did he hit you earlier, or is it just his words that hurt you?
>>671145921
Came out of lurking to point out hemeroids.. MODS, please delete this particular photo
>>671159489
Do you ever worry that you'll grow up to be like your Dad? That you'll have a son you take all your anger out on? You're kind of already on that track with what you're doing now.
>>671159647
>>671160009
Didn't you read the part about the armchair psychology bit not working? I hate to be a hypocrite here but you seem more hung up on the abusive father aspect than anything. There's no need to project that onto others if you need to talk about it, queer.
>>671160252
You still haven't explained yourself. We know you're here in order to try and make yourself feel better about something. You just haven't admitted what yet. Someone must be bullying you. I genuinely feel sorry for you, because something is clearly messing with your head. You're probably not even that bad of a person IRL. If this gets you through your day, have at it.
>>671158988
You're trying too hard. Creating back-stories then criticising and insulting your creation on, as you put it, an anonymous website, doesn't actually work and is playing to a non-existent gallery.
>and as I was reading your words rather than hearing them, you were making yourself look like a cunt.
>>671160727
That was 20 minutes ago, dumbfuck. Get on with your life.
>>671160859
Let it all out, little buddy!
>>671161074
I now realize that my error was thinking you had a life to get on with.
>>671160859
>That was 20 minutes ago
I know it was. I just popped back in to see that this was still up
>Get on with your life
Said the person hanging out in an image thread after the image limit is reached because he's busy trying insult anonymous posts
>pot...kettle..black
>>671142324
...no they reall dont
>>671138654
Shitstorm hit when this hit Hustler
>>671161441
Thread's over, stupid. That post is from 4 hours ago. That person is gone.
>>671161611
Here's the attention you're incapable of earning in real life.
>>671145091
How the fuck is film porn dead?
>>671161680
Yeah yeah, more hypocritical responses. I get it, you're venting. Like I said, I'm sure you're not that bad of a kid. If this helps you deal with whatever is going on, keep going. I hope you feel better soon.
>>671161890
Here's the attention you're incapable of earning in real life.
>>671162016
Here's the attention you're incapable of earning in real life.
New image thread here
>>671162049
>>671162049
I hope >>671160859 stays, howling at the moon
