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got this one haahhaha

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ayy lmao

>>671018373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOBcZNwS-qE

>>671018558
Ewwww fuck man... fuck

>>671018373

The grossest thing about it is that disgusting foreskin.

>>671018437
>>671018558

Someone should have circumcised these poor bastards.

>>671019191
They did...

bump'd, i'm down for more

poor bastards

>>671018373
half man, half duck

>>671018437
wtf is wrong whit that shit?

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this one looks like a mushroom that hasn't fully blossomed yet

>>671019549
the anti jew

>>671019631
YOU WIN

>>671019522
I would laugh my ass off if I saw that

>>671018373
Seems like a very big flaccid dick being pulled.

>>671019522
looks like's it's screaming ayy lmao

>>671019739
That look painful

>>671019773 this dude is never getting laid
>posts
>>671019739
>>671019739
HAHAHAHA that is amazing

>>671019522

AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I feel bad for these poor bastards. My dick is a solid 10/10 compared to any of these. I will forever think much better about my penis.

>>671019832
hitting that g spot.

>>671019937
looks like a fuckin' pigeon..dude

>>671019608
looks like it belongs in the toilet

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>>671019773
>Aryan masterrace; Check
>Manucline face and body; Check
>Actallu able to get laid; Check
>Be chad; Check
>A Penis that doesn't look like a fucking alien; ...

This guy has everything going for him except this dick, that must suck so bad

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>>671020246
What? That looks like a baby's leg

>>671020420
Tryna hit the g spot

>>671020629

this is what happends when you do not cum for a certain amount of time.
also reminds me my balls cum-status

>>671019549

Wtf, why does it look like a big bird's head

>>671020705
Retard.
That's saline

>>671020951
what's saline?

>>671021020
a silicone texture which the body can easily reject, pretty risky and retarded for people to inject it, but women etc. do it all the time on there lips and stuff to enlarge them.

>>671020607
what happened here!???

>>671020461
he's still kind of hung though. oh well.

>>671021228

Why people do that. Do then cum that shit out then or what is it good for?

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>>671019522

>>671021228
oh. wait wtf why would you inject silicone in your fucking precious balls??

>>671019549
All that extra forskin. Wtf

>>671019832
>u wot m8

>>671021228
a silicon texture? thats retarded

saine is a mixture of sterilised water and salt

>>671019937
kek

>>671020461
>this

I've never felt better about my dick than in this thread.

>>671021721
nope its a silicone base.

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>>671019832
>bend over
>already on it
>kek

Why do you have these saved on your computer
I don't understand

>>671019903
You have my shield!

>>671021020
>>671021228
No fucktard, it's a liquid with salt

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>>671020002
Ive seen a lot, but managed to get through my 17 years of Internetting without ever seeing a hermaphrodites genitals. Till now. Thanks anon...

>>671019739
Is that the whole glans?

>>671020550
>ssssssssssssssss
>its a snek

>>671019903
>woman hips
>horse penis

Someone euthanize this man

>>671022109
that's just a big clit you wally

>>671021427
I don't think he could physically fuck someone without his dick breaking in half.

>>671019971
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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>>671020500

>>671022388
That's a dick, undeveloped dick

>>671019971
Every time he Jerks off he comes in his face.

>>671021836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saline_%28medicine%29#Concentrations

no, its not

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>>671019631

>>671019832
The prostate tickler

>>671018373
And they try to convince that it's just the size that matters. No, you have at least a decent looking dick that usable and not laughable when erect. You're pretty good.

>>671019903
Meat mallet

SoFloAntonio
PrankInvasion
Pewdiepie
Markiplier
Fr3d

>>671019549
Looks like ET's finger

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>>671022806
Wrong thread m8

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>>671018373
I'll never feel remotely insecure about my dick ever again; I already felt good about it 90% of the time, but that's just been bumped to 100% of the time.

>>671022109
Nigga how are you even on 4Chan?

>>671020246
I really hate when mushroom man pops out of my chipotle

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>>671022899
ooh right I thought I was suppose to put some dicks in here

>>671022918
kek

>>671019946
Checkin' the free dubs?

>>671020629
If he cuts himself shaving he's fucked

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>>671018558
Mushroom dick lol

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>>671020550

>>671024668
"Can I get tree fiddy?"

>>671018558
Horse cawk

Oh my, thank god I'm normal.

I queued for csgo, and now I'm banned for 24h because I didn't play the game after finding this thread

>>671024668
And about that time I noticed that that penis was about 30 feet tall with teeth and fins. AHH YOU GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONST

>>671024845
let's see

>>671018373
These pics remind me that God must have given a shit when I was conjured.

>>671022231
nah looks like an extreme phimosis

>>671025057

fag

can someone explain me why dudes inject their balls? I do really know what it's good for.

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>>671018373

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My pathetic excuse for a manhood

>>671021341
I also had this once, don't know why, but after a few days the skin of my glans peeled off.. it hurt like fuck under my foreskin, then it was gone.

>>671019832
kink-y

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>>671026006
I cri for you

>>671025870
Dude nice.
I won't save .
Thanks for sharing tho

>>671025665

Never did I realise until recently how many bad cases of phimosis there are out there, too many parents too nervous/scared to teach boys when they're little that they've got to pull back their foreskin when they wash their dick. Are people scared of being seen as pedos? Like when that guy last year had a bath with his two year old daughter and half the internet said he was a pederast. I better stop here, I'm about to go on a "everyone is fucking nuts" rant.

>>671025280
that would be fun to suck

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>>671022439
All.my Keks. For.today

>>671020023

someone cut that gross thing

>>671022918
yee

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>>671020055

>>671019832
>gfs arms in your sweater

>>671023148
you did

>>671019971
>I'm with stupid

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>>671020083
Now THIS is a feminine penis

>>671019832
It's so majestic

>>671026480
Thanks fam. I cry every day.

>>671019522
Fucking owl anon

>>671019549

The first Jew.... said to himself "My son will NOT suffer this fate"... thus circumcision was started on all newborns

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>this thread

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you can't beat this one.

>>671020420
>getaloadofthisguy.jpeg

>>671019549
Earthworm Jim???

>>671026876
you're a faggot

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>>671019549
Tasty

>>671019191
KEK HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A DUDE

>>671026876
Thanks

>>671019903
i never knew dicks could have low polygon count.

>>671020055
Kekkk

>>671024914
look ok would suck it

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>>671022439

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>>671024668
I literally kekd at this for a good 5 minutes

>>671019575
Nice mushroom tip

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>>671024668
hahahahahahaha

>>671019832
Lmgdao looks like a weird fucking bird

>>671019903
Nooooooo

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>>671028130
ayyy lamo

>>671019522
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FUCKING GOPHER

>>671019832
90degreeanglesblackman.jpeg

>>671020083
Wat

>>671020109
What a bummer. It's like somebody glued an acorn to his torso.

>>671019832
> no u

>>671020578
NOW THATS A MUSHROOM TIP

>>671027207
Yee is fucking right

>>671020550
> NO U

>>671028004
Those are the eyes of a man who have lost everything

>>671030408
Thats pinkeye mate. Gonna want to stop with the anal

>>671022810
>>671028239
Kek

>>671022107
this
how dumb can you get

>>671019522
this is what happens when a hair gets stuck underneath the foreskin... scary stuff

>>671020324
Kek

>>671022388
do you not see the facial hair? the male body?

>>671019522
look at that, heart shaped nigga

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>>671018373

>>671024914
get a circumcision and you're good

Anyone have any lumpy/ribbed dicks?

>>671018437
That can't be fucking real, can it?

>>671031431
anything can happen if you just believe, anon

And now some weird pussys???

>>671024914
That's decent, wouldn't mind taking that in the ass.

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>>671019773

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>>671018558

Thank you for reminding me to be thankful of my regular shaped, slightly left curved, uncut above respectably above average sized wiener

>>671020083
Seriously what is going on here? I really don't get it.

>>671020109
I refuse to believe something this small exists

>>671020314
That looks painful

>>671020109
is that erect im crying

>>671022439
>shave the whales

>>671024668
my sides..... lost

>>671028152
Kek,underrated>>671027831

>>671031877
Amen,brother mine is slightly right though
>inb4 Heil Hitler

>>671019191
they re actually circumcised

>>671019773
He went that way officer.jpg

>>671030408
Black scrotum and white fingers, you some kind of chess-person?

>>671025280
How the fuck would you jack off?

>>671033942
By beating it against a drum, obviously

>>671033782
Some people have darker genitals

>>671034103
Chess people confirmed then

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>>671019971
''Kidney Tickler''

>>671028152
kek

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>>671024668
>>671024818
>cockness
>three fiddy
fucking killed me this

>>671027629
Underrated post

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>>671030408

>>671019832
beadvised.jpg

>>671034590
painfully obvious plastic turtle

>>671020550
"hey, I'm watchin' you."

>>671021496
Oh shit, thats funny anon

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>>671034466

>>671020208
kill self

>>671022439
KEK'D

>>671019687
thats exactly 100% copy of my penis, what r u? SYNTH!!

>>671024668
Sides are in orbit

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>>671019549

>>671019522
Looks like a muslim with a hijab

>>671038247
I'm ded

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>>671036128

>>671019832
a^2+b^2=c^2

>>671038247

Kek

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rate my cock

>>671038759
Or a hooded wizard

>>671033942
what do you mean

>>671039154
what the fuck

>>671039336
Thor/10

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this guys dick is pretty wierd, always puts me in a loop

>>671039154
>>671039336
both obvious shoops

>>671040244
>The stories posted here are artistic works of fiction

>>671018437
hauhauhauahuahauauh

>>671026006
show some errect pics

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>>671022439

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>>671040544
>gif
NOPE!

>>671020083
WTF?

>>671041028
it's fine, nothing scary

>>671020472
>>671041276
>linked

>>671041028
I kek'd click it m8

>>671019832
>the dick of notre-dames

>>671040544
this was amazing, any more?

>>671019971
>>671041276
>wrong crooked cock.
kek

>>671019191
Gr8 b8 m8

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>>671034175