You know, a beer bottle up your butt can make you awfully intoxicated.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You know, a beer bottle up your butt can make you awfully intoxicated.
>>670964164
either way
I love horse cocks.
i will shove so many bottles up my butt.
guess i should go buy a 6 pack then
>>670963742
i don't think they'll get here in time
call the help army
also im glad i was able to contribute to image limit for once
good night everyone
>>670964088
You know here where you talk to us is a social life. If you hated people you log off and never come back
>>670964164
Not if you left the call on.
>>670964337
Same
>>670964406
help is on the way!! D:
>>670964337
Who Doesn't?
or a tampon drenched in vodka
>>670964033
yeah but that wouldn't as nice
>>670963866
sounds like a nice overall workout
>>670964164
one more for lel
>>670964257
not if you're good at manipulating masses of people to your will
>>670964406
N'aww man, people get so intoxicated through anal consumption of ethanol, they die.
Unless that's what you're looking for.
Too bad I hate drugs: I want to die but don't have any decent methods.
>>670964529
do what you can with what you got bruh
>>670964609
see pic
>>670964421
I enjoy moments where I am proven right and I can get porn. I like porn.
>>670964713
and what I got is a dildo
>>670964748
But you've yet to be proven right yet. Pprn is a cheap joy no challenge in it. Pick something of more respect.
>>670964591
MySword and Squirrel both had good cocks.
I didn't know Squirrel tripped here.
>>670964591
that sounds about accurate.
I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised that there wouldn't be anyone reporting a micro (3in or less), even though it's about the same odds as 8 inches, if not higher.
>>670965002
dicks for days
>>670964916
woah that cat doesn't have bones
>>670964337
so do I. Big thick ones.
>>670965063
Unless it's all verifed with measurements.
>>670964591
Here's squirrel's drawing of himself sucking dick.
I have more of his drawings, too.
Too bad I made fun of his enjoyment of MLP: he got butthurt, and I never saw his drawings again.
>>670964907
Point proven relationships are pointless and people only use you if you're stupid enough to get into a relationship.
Celibacy is respectful
I keep forgetting about certain images.
I have too many porn tree directories.
>>670965276
So when are you going to watch me on FA.
Kitty, I want to go to sleep, but I'm not tired yet. Fly out here and read me a bedtime story.
>>670964907
porn doesn't require jumping through hoops to get you off tho
>>670965114
go away
>>670965366
>>670965454
>jif
Pleb tier taste in peanut butter.
more dicks from the master
this particular equine is one of my favorites.
>>670965525
thank god that's a thumbnail
>>670965276
Well we've learned that the biggest dicks are uncut and the smallest ones are cut.
We can go home, sample size you say? Nonsense.
>>670965648
it could just as easily not be one
>>670965276
it was verified with pictures
>>670965722
pls don't
>>670965315
Celibacy used to be respectful, sexual revolution changed all that (in eyes of women, not men)
The future of humanity relies on relationships, therefore not pointless at all and ultimately one of the most important thing that people can do. But opting out you are using up resources that others can be using.
>>670965374
Not sure. Too busy to clean it up.
>>670965478
If you're the right guy they jump through hoops to sex you.
>>670965656
Yes natural are best!
>>670965797
Cool!
>>670965797
Liar. I'm Martin and I know I haven't taken photos of my dick next to a ruler, ever.
This hottie in?
>>670965887
>>670965871
mostly verified
>>670965871
Well, whatever then.
>>670965722
I haven't emailed MySword lately.
Anyone have old pics of me? I'm curious.
>>670965871
but... i don't want a guy irl
i can only get it up to guys when they're cute furboys
>>670965871
Others are using up resources I could be using.
Humanity should go extinct.
Sex is disgusting, porn is better.
>>670966061
weeeeeel nah I don't
fbnjkfhjb
>>670966165
>>670966185
>implying porn isn't a creation of other people's minds
>implying all faces we see in our dreams aren't faces we've seen before
>implying anyone is artistic enough to supply their own ambitions
>>670966305
awdsav
>>670966185
Sex is fun. Ever tried cuddling, frot, thigh sex, or such?
>>670966191
Want some? You can have it for as easy as 100 payments of 0.00 USD.
>>670966431
i agree, fully and completely.
This thread inspired me to put a half shot of rum up my butt. Wish me luck I'm already pretty drunk
why am I still here
>>670966583
>dislike drugs
>teach people how to use drugs
(sweatsweat)
>>670966466
not sure what I'd do with it though
>>670966583
mix with water please for your sake
>>670966653
beats me
>>670966554
well you were so eloquent in your first sentence, what else could I follow up with
>>670966653
because you have nothing better to do
>>670966653
Love.
>>670966730
What manga is this? I want to read it, he's such a smug cat.
>>670966746
buh
>>670966760
utter obsequiousness to my opinions
do not actually, that would be boring.
>>670966783
they're rather fat
>>670966760
The smell of a cock is one of the most erotic things in life.
>>670966809
huehuehueuhue you'll never know
>>670966910
Fatties are love.
>>670966023
Fine I sent it. You arm Twister you.
>>670966091
Then be the right guy.
>>670966185
Glad the world don't think like you.
>>670966466
Sex is disgusting, I do not want to touch other people. The only reason to touch is to kill.
You are all so dramatic and serious and I totally believe it's sincere
>>670967059
None of these favorites are too strange.
>>670966760
this is true
>>670967077
I remember when I wanted to kill. just wait til you age a bit and put yourself out there. you'll find things you like
>>670966834
I won't be so obsequious next time
>>670966911
obviously
>>670967036
no, they're easily winded
>>670967059
im not following
>>670967077
you don't have to touch them with a gun
>>670967059
Who cares. There doesnt need to be a rest of the world.
>>670964337
https://youtu.be/IyVKikjKOto
>>670967155
i am an aristocrat
>>670967331
were you this time? i had not noticed.
>>670967359
I'd love to have some guns.
>>670967077
Except the niggers in the bars scare you just by being there. Some tough guy you are.
>>670967192
There are alot there. So maybe youll find a bad one.
.>>670967359
Neither am I evidently. What did you ask?
>>670967373
But there is so u have to take it into account.
>>670967155
the only thing thats sincere about me is liking this equines huge cock.>>670965630
>>670967359
Good thing there are choices like snapping the neck or stabbing the heart.
>>670967581
Maybe.
So 30 huh
>>670967685
you stabbed my heart... with love
>>670967685
o
>>670967514
I'm thinking about picking up another glock,
>>670967581
You said to be the right guy.
I just want science to create furry twinks for me to fuck.
>>670967685
Stabbing in the gut would be easier. Swords are nice for that.
>>670967726
30 favs?
>>670967359
>He's never cuddled with a fatty before
>>670967581
Wrong, I just dont want to have to kill a nigger to deal with police.
Who cares.
>>670967941
>>670968061
Or jugular
>>670968292
Kill them smartly.
.>>670968273
Yes. The rest should be updated.
>>670968469
in this moment as i exsanguinate onto you, we truly are closer than lovers.
aaaand I'm outta here
quints were enough for my first day in g/fur
>>670968127
when i see fat people i don't get the urge to cuddle, I get the urge to puke in my mouth
really people need to put down the forks and walk somewhere besides to the fridge.
>>670968679
You struck me as younger then that.
>>670968096
What if they don't want to fuck you? Be the right guy.
>>670968759
post stomach or be a fat cunt
>>670968751
Night bruv.
Too bad you missed tripfagging by years.
I come back a day or two a month, it's fun.
Also, seems like some fag already made a new thread.
>>670966652
>>670966652
>>670968806
Please entertain me why you thought so?
>>670968679
No, I dont want to deal with niggers and waste time killing them. I could be doing better things like avoiding disgusting human interaction.
>>670968965
I always assume people here are in their 20s
>>670968687
Some bf you are.
>>670969066
I'm 19.
I can't remember how young I was when I first tripfagged.
>>670968818
What exactly is 'the right guy?'
>>670969011
Your time is worth nothing it can't possibly be wasted.
>>670969066
Never make assumptions, they will always do you in.
>>670969150
Bf did you kidnap some poor soul?
>>670969150
you are doing a poor job of avoiding human interaction.
>>670969154
It'd be under 18 I think.
>>670969288
Meh, it was a harmless one.
>>670968896
no
>>670969167
when you look like that
it's really time to put down the beer and cheeseburgers
>>670969361
Of course I was under 18! I'm just trying to remember it exactly.
I think I was in middle school when I started.
If I had money, I'd be in my second semester of college now. But I don't have the money for it.
>>670969288
Time is a waste, already have enough reasons to kill myself, I will do it when im bored enough. Which would be if I had to keep dealing with niggers.
His bf
>>670969066
Most are.
>>670969662
Holy shit that is young
>>670969776
Yeah
>>670969293
Dont bother me.
>>670969818
i believe dallas was 12 or 13 when he started shitposting.
>>670969846
am i bothering you now? would you like me to leave?
>>670969361
Just don't make it a habit, it can be a curse.
>>670969237
Be the guy cute twinks want to fuck is what it means.
>>670969708
Oh. Well when you get to that point, do the things you shouldn't do, like have sex, love etc.
>>670969818
It is young. I've become a better person and worse person in different ways since then.
I wish I had actually went on 4chan even earlier than that though. I had always known it existed, but was too busy chatting about webcomics on IRC to visit it.
>>670969865
he has curves
but in all the wrong places
Join and post fur
>>670969940
You are bothering me.
>>670969944
No, I will be the opposite of you.
