>>670731325
i don't
*tips fedora

>>670731325

Give them morality so society flourishes

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Mandatory enslavement, processing and redistribution of every reproductive-aged female on Earth.

Anons get first pick of the women after they've been processed of course, and every woman alive is guaranteed to end up being converted within the next 6 months.

>>670731325
I have sex with a lot of women. What the fuck kind of question is this? Take your downs fantasies some place else.

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This would be amazing.

All women are rendered helpless to resist (and ignorant of) the desire to give me all their money on my utterance of the command word, "quack".

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Turn them all into H-bombs simultaneously so humanity is spectacularly obliterated with the energy of the sun in an instant

Triggered

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All women gradually turn into crawling, oinking piggirls and have their human rights revoked as a result, opening the door for most women being used for pig breeding and food production in place of normal sows.

>>670731325
Thats felony btw

>>670732806
>/b/tards not anywhere near any women.
>/b/tards and other permavirgins inherit the Earth.
>some labs with test tube babies survive, along with permavirgin lab doctors.
>New race is born, with the same question as OP, now having dominion over the creation of all women, what to do with them?

Make feminists shut the fuck up.
That's about it.

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>>670732560

Assuming this also works long distance via phone calls and video, funny to imagine women all over the world becoming suddenly broke and no one knows why...

Women desire my cock and they love it every time.

>>670733250
Build more bombs

>>670731325
All women have to pay taxes to me.
I can manage the rest without superpowers thanks.

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All women regardless of age, become perfect tens, half of the worlds female population turns into cat girls. Cat girls are allowed to be kept as "pets" "tips fedora hard"

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Would it be better to instantly reprogram all women to obey any command made of them but let them keep their free will intact (their bodies just comply with commands while the women beg and plead to be let go), or should women be made do follow through any command made of them willingly, not even realizing that whatever humiliating thing they're doing is out of the ordinary until it's over?

>>670733842

How much are their taxes, and do they still have to pay their normal taxes on top of yours?

And what happens if they can't (or don't) pay?

>>670731325
Remove vocal chords, transform pussy and asshole to mouth because honestly, nothing beats a blowjob.

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Not sure how this would happen, but I'm sure it would give tons of guys a huge boner.

>>670734542

Do their pussy and ass mouths have teeth and talk?

>>670734245
They pay an additional 0,1% on top of all their taxes.
Theres 4000000000 of them, it will be enough for me to have a chill life if only a few % of them would pay i'd have enough anyways.

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I would be very selfish because I have little desire to drastically alter the world, but a great desire to drastically alter my own.

I would make it so my voice, my look, and my presence subtly alters the chemicals in women's brains. The more I talk, the more directly I talk, or look, or get closer, the more of an impact it has on them. It wouldn't be enough to go beyond their own free will, only a manipulation. It would be just enough to get bitches to do my bidding if they're up for it. But never have to deal with any overly dramatic fallout or mindless slaves.

Basically, it would be like a world where I was just a really attractive guy.

>>670731325
I turn them all into anime.

>>670734687
No vocal chords, teeth are optional as per anons request.

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>>670735026

I turn them into masculine niggers with red eyes n' white hairs and fully erected cock 24/7

>>670731325
Make it so they choose when and when not to be fertile/make eggs.

Yea that's it.

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>>670734886

That's kind of nice, actually.

Though just from a worldwide horror story perspective, giving a thousand random guys Kilgrave powers (only usable against women, though) could be very interesting.

>>670735540

Thats such a bad idea, when do women ever make good decisions apart from very rarely?

Holy shit giving them that kind of power, every man would be scared to to have sex.

>>670735540
>>670735851

Why would this be bad? This would also give them the power to control when they menstruate and whether or not they accidentally get knocked up.

>>670735851
Would be good if the courts caught up to this, then men would be off the hook for pregnancies. If a woman chooses to get pregnant without your consent, it's all on her.

>and you wonder why no women visit /b

>>670731325
I'd make them all commit suicide. That's a couple of decades of massive joy for all men and then this cancerous shitstain of a world is over.

>>670731325
make them into truly, genetically equal beings
BUT increase their number over males by maybe 30%, and increase their natural libido significantly

equality for all, except for males will become pursued by women

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All women wake up tomorrow morning to find the minds of every man on Earth reprogrammed to see them as nothing but pets and livestock.

>>670731325
All women age down to how she was somwhere between 5 and 12yo. Future girls will stop aging somewhere in that range. Girls will be treated like property, if a girl was married before the change her husband takes ownership lf her, if not her father can take ownership of her, if no one has a claim to her anyone can collar her and claim her.

>>670736593

How do they off themselves, and do they do it willingly?

>>670736724
So you wouldn't change anything then?

>>670731325
Make it so 5 out of 10 women stop physically maturing at the age of 9. the half that achieve puberty are now used solely for the purpose of continuing the human race, their volition is completely removed, the only thing they know is to get pregnant, and have babies. I've just turned this into a pedophile's paradise.

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>>670736558
i don't think anyone was wondering

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>>670736856

How are their future girls if every currently-living woman is reverted back to prepubescence?

Also is that change instantaneous, or a slow age regression that freaks women out?

>>670736935
99.9% of cases I couldn't give a fuck about, whatever gets the job done and doesn't impact the men; the ones that actually annoy me would beat each other to death with their bare hands for my amusement.

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Should something special happen to just feminists and lesbians?

all nigger women die instantly and only i can open a womans vagina otherwise all vagina's stay shut. this gives me a monopoly on the vaginas in the world so all men must serve me. only men who served me well get to fuck and reproduce, their kids are killed if i dont like them. of course women can piss but not sex. women must serve me or i will never open their vaginas. i am immortal and i cant be killed, i also have enternal youth, i stop aging at 25. inadequate women can serve me but their vaginas are never opened. good women will be allowed to fuck me. lesser women will be given to men. to raise the morale of my ranks i will donate women of all types besides those in my personal harem as whores to my soldiers. criminal men and traitors are given to my elite super soldier women to rape until they starve. criminal women are given to my elite super soldier army of men to be raped until they starve to death.

All women's breasts now dispense delicious beer.

>>670736935
>>670737682
also the 99% Idc if they want to, I suppose it would be easier for them so yes. The others no, they'd be exactly the same as before but compelled to obey the command.

>>670735026
this tbh

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>>670738010

Why stop there?

Have all women dispense all sorts of drinks from their tits - either stuff they personally enjoy or the favorite drinks of whoever may be around them, while replacing their blood with wine, piss with lemonade and shit with chocolate frosting.

>>670737361
>How are their future girls if every currently-living woman is reverted back to prepubescence?
Can't eggs be extracted even they're not naturally going? And if not then, magic. At the same time the age reversions start magic trees(like in Grow ver1) start growing that will make babby when you cum in them.
>Also is that change instantaneous, or a slow age regression that freaks women out?
It depends, it's faster for younger women since there's less to change and longer for older women. It can be quite distressing but they at least resign themselves to their fate.

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>>670736947
kek

>>670738331
i want women to dispense liquid honey.

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>>670737880
>only i can open a womans vagina
>of course women can piss but not sex

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>>670738411

Love the idea of all women slowly shrinking out of their clothing as they de-age over the course of days, weeks or even months.

>>670737880
>i am immortal and i cant be killed, i also have enternal youth, i stop aging at 25
OP's post was about altering reality for women you retard.

>>670738632

out of which hole?

>>670738640
unless i open it up.

>>670737880
reality for all women, not your pathetic life

>>670738833
vagina and nips.

>>670738872
>>670738790
you fags are just hating on me because my world is too epic.

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>>670731325
3 words: large horse cocks

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>>670738847
jesus christ you're really retarded

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>>670738833
>>670738902

I wouldn't mind all vaginal mucus just being permanently replaced with honey.

Women literally leave sticky puddled now whenever they're turned on (would this mean they all leak honey out of their tits when they get turned on too?)

>>670739193
of cource and it would be warm like body temperature.

>>670731325
you don't. that's only something that a 12 year old would do.

>>670739164
why dont you understand you sperg? woman can piss but only i can open their vagina for sex. so only i can decide when they fuck.

OP that woman is stupid shes in the wall fuck thats not the kitchen

>>670738733
I'm more interested in them becoming little girls and being treated as property than the transformation itself.
I think they should keep their memories and general personalities but become generally more obedient and girly. And I like the idea of boys eventually thinking of women as a sort of weird almost made up thing.

>>670739565
how do they menstruate? does it just sit in their vagina and ferment and rot away their insides?

>>670739763
what do you expect with such a tramp stamp?

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>>670739399

Alternate idea: in the summer months, a large glowing plastic button appears between women's breasts. When pushed, the button causes cold soft-serve ice cream to come out of that woman's tits.

I'd make the ground made out of tits and walk around barefoot. All.The.Goddamn.Time.

>>670739857
i thought about that and i dont have to explain shit because magic.

>>670739565

>>670737880

After spewing up that masterpiece you call someone else a sperg. Brilliant, anon. Don't change.

>>670739772

So even feminists and lesbians will do as commanded, even in their little girl forms?

>>670739934
nice, but i personally think it would be better if we can milk it out like a cow.

>>670731325
I wouldn't do anything because girls are gross

>>670740059
thanks anon.

>>670731325
sauce??

>>670736856
You should read this anon's idea.
>>670737098
It makes a lot more sense than backstopping your flawed planning.

>>670740142

The ice cream? But what if there's nothing to grab on to in the case of smaller titted women?

we should invest money in companies who make women robots, if we invest enough money they can become better than actual women and then we can finally live in a good world.

>>670737880
This is some of the most autistic shit ive seen in a while.

>>670740526
just suck it right from the source.

>>670740656
you have no imagination you shit.

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Strictly used for reproduction and milk production. Kept in large stables.

Taking out your teen son to fuck his first heifer would become a tradition. They would communicate with grunts, due to fact that they would be denied a proper education.

Barter for trade would be considerd for the more tame and docile females.

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>>670736593
Biological women or those who identify as women?

>>670740813
no you just have a shit imagination you fucking retard

>>670731325
That god awful tattoo. Why do they get those?

>>670740120
Some girls will be nasty and try to be disobedient but a bit of discipline (spanking) will keep them in line. Eventually even the most unruly girl will accept her new life as a man's pretty little toy.

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women starting at puberty experience extreme nausea only calmed by semen consumption

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Whatever results in all women being fucked by animals.

Either some kind of fucked up new laws making bestiality for women mandatory are passed, women are changed to go into heat and need to be fucked by animals instead of having periods, or maybe the world gets infested with bestial, unstoppable rape-ghosts that ignore males completely and make a beeline for any women in the area.

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>>670741014

>>670740969
to show the world how retarded they are. its like one of these jew stars from the third reich.

>>670741014
jesus christ fuck that gif shit like that scares the shit out of me.

>>670740881
I think one of the side effects of all women offing themselves would be that men would be almost completely free to throw all the traps off a bridge.

nothing because I'm not a degenerate. God, how low are you guys. especially op, how do you even think up this question?

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>>670741106

>>670731325
I give them equal rights to men

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>>670740851

How do all existing women who've grown up free and educated get converted into breeding vats and dairy cows?

>>670740921
you just say that because you are a lesbian retard.

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>>670741106
?

>>670731325
For women who are at an active age for sex make it so their mud flaps are shortened to a quarter of an inch when it goes past one inch. Say it's for health reasons or some shit

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>>670741211
>being this normie

>>670741361
is this guy a retard
>>670741327

>>670741412
then i will use my powers to make them long again. because lips are hot.

>>670740471
It wasn't flawed planning, I planned on using magic to fix the making babby problem. I just forgot to put it in my first post. There shouldn't be any grown women.
>>670741314
Men make them. Women are only allowed to do things because men let them.

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>>670741314

Conditioning. Sure, they'll revolt and many will die. As long as practice becomes law, future generations will ignorantly embrace what they will learn to be just 'life'.

Turn them all into right wing nazis who breed white children and restore countries borders and strengthen the family. Im sick of liberal femenists destroying countries.

My global fetish:

1. Women between puberty and menopause who are not pregnant are only capable of ingesting semen. It does not have to be human semen. They need about three teaspoons a day to remain fit and healthy.

2. Women no longer have periods. They only become pregnant if they want to be, and in the case of a human pregnancy, if the male desires a pregnancy. Nearly any mammal can impregnate a woman, but never via artificial insemination. If impregnated by an animal, her offspring will have less than one percent of her DNA. Miscarraiges are very dangerous to a woman's health, and abortions are fatal.

3. Women between puberty and menopause who are not visibly pregnant have an alergy to clothing that can be aleviated only by internal cumshots. They are extremely resilient to heat and cold, so outside temperature will never cause discomfort. How much clothing she can wear depends on how many internal cumshots she took the previous day.
None: No clothing at all.
One: Socks
Two: long socks and/or shoes
Three: A shirt, but no padding of any sort.
Four: A short skirt or dress.
Five: A long skirt or dress.
Six: A bra or shirt with padding
Seven: Panties
Eight: Shorts
Nine: Pants
Ten: Whatever she wants to wear

Whenever they say the words "feminism", " oppression", or "male privilege", they have a simultaneous orgasm where they stand.

>>670741502
yeah, I am actually. pretty glad too.

They must kill every male they see except for me.

>>670741547
Rekt

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>>670739565
>why dont you understand you sperg?

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Spontaneous, unabortable pregnancies for all reproductive-aged women.

Whatever's brewing inside their bellies is not human.

The only question is if they should suddenly become 9 months pregnant, or be forced to endure a 9 month pregnancy before finding out what's been growing inside their bellies...

>>670741816
sorry anon you're still not gonna get any.

>>670741693
that pic is hot

I take a female body and give them the mental ability to not differenciate between ugly and beautiful guys and lack of social skills. Instead they have the urge to have sex like a 14 yo teen boy, but as girl. So the girls have consentive sex and dont care how you look or act like

>>670741914
>Spontaneous, unabortable pregnancies for all reproductive-aged women.
so women would be able to become pregnant while they are pregnant?

>>670741754
As for point #3, are these women now resistant to skin cancer?

>>670741914
maybe like a month long pregnancies? and whatever is growing is too tuff to be aborted

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>>670741106
reroll

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>>670741754

This is fantastic, but what happens to women if they go a day or two without eating semen?

Also, do they develop a specific hunger for semen, or are they still just hungry for normal food, even though it doesn't help them anymore?

>>670741211
>go on /b/
>not expect some form of depravity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-SMwytQJSg


all women act like dogs pls

>>670742458
I Need sauce

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>>670741361
soon?

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>>670742202

Good question. If a woman already happens to be pregnant when this kicks in, then now she's gestating two offspring.

>>670742238

The only way to terminate one of the inhuman pregnancies is to kill the mother, though even THAT may not work.

And I like the idea of 9 month pregnancies being crammed into a single month. Every woman on Earth would get visibly plumper every passing day.

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>>670733467
>women suddenly broke and no one know whay
What are you, a fucking jew!

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>>670743000

>>670741106
Keep rolllllin rollllin rollllin

>>670732015
lol
also found him

>>670736558
Fuck off newfag

>>6707411Always getting an ugly one

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All women wake up tomorrow with permanent butcher's guidemarks and labels tattooed all over their bodies.

Most women understandably proceed to FREAK THE FUCK OUT.

>>670743063
what would this non-human baby be anyway? some sort of demon/imp/minotaur like creature?

>>670741732
Fuck anon my penis can only get so erect

>>670741106
k

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>>670741361
will it?

>>670743664

Good question.

What would everyone prefer? Could be anything from animal spawn to alien young to, yeah, some kind of magical imp creatures...

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>>670731325
I'd just send off every female (with weapons) to Istanbul, and recreate 1453.

>>670741106
Roll

>>670742217
Yes.

>>670732015
Easiest wheres Waldo ever 1/10

>>670731325
I make them immune to breast cancer.

Fuck it, all cancer.

I still miss you, Jenna.

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>>670741106

>>670742458
They start to go hungry.

Regular food tastes like regular food, and cum tastes like cum. No matter how much they want to, they can't eat the regular food while reproductive aged and not pregnant.

>>670741106
Generating waifu

>>670742458
Mother of all deepthroats! SAUUUUUUCE

>>670741106
roll

>>670743570
>>670743063
>>670742458
>>670742185
>>670741914
>>670741816
>>670741816
>>670741754
>>670740851
>>670737880
>>670736724
>>670734886
>>670734110
>>670733854

i can't stop laughing, you guys are a bunch of sad losers kek

>>670741106
welp

>>670740388
the woman goes by the name felony. in the scene she is with derrick pierce

I kill all the men in the world but me, all women are forced into servitude by my female warriors, the ones who stand by my throne have massive j-cup breasts and will put their breasts in my mouth all day every day, I have a personal breast milk farm where women are tied up and milked daily by other women, then I come in and fuck them all after they produce milk. All women are also fed the breast milk, and actually grow bigger breasts because of this. All female children are in class and taught how to breastfeed/milk by a sexy female teacher with h cup tits, the girls get to all try the milk. When they graduate they become milk maids like their mothers. All of the boy children are forced to take female hormones are fucked in the ass daily and trained to become elite trap soldiers, they have the duty to fuck all of the females in the world to produce offspring. Then return to me to be fucked in the ass once they have impregnated the women. I also have a few trap boys next to my throne fucking my tit maidens, who are available whenever i want yo fuck them.

The ugly traps are killed. But by the time a few generations go by the genes become perfect. If the trap starts looking mannish when they get older they are also killed.

No female looks over 35 Ever, also the ugly ones are weeded out by genetics, or killed.

Also all blacks female and male are killed.

Also If any female refuses to fuck me they are imprisoned by my trap force and they take turns fucking the female for the rest of her life, and i also fuck her whenever i feel like it.

>>670732015
Haha, There you are Waldo. What are you doing there?Can i join?

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>>670741361

>>670731325
Your mom already does those things, so would she even notice the world changed?

>>670741106
tiii

>>670744574

Jesus Christ, man

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It really makes no difference

You betas still wouldn't be able to get a girl

>>670738833
Why stop at 1????

>>670744219
What ever happened to Lionchan anyway?

>>670731325
I would modify all women's reality by creating a sort of "cheat code" for women. As in, with this cheat code I'd be able to alter anything I want in a specific woman.

I could alter her physically as if it was sort of like a highly evolved mmorpg character creation tool. For example, I could alter a specific facial feature that I think could be improved, make her taller, thinner, bigger boobs, make her more athletic, younger/older, etc... you get the gist.
That for any physical aspect that you can imagine.
By the way, these alterations would also affect the girl's DNA. As in, if I alter a girl to reduce her big nose, this would not be like a rhinoplasty as in her potential children would inherit the new improved nose, not the big nasty initial one.

I could also alter her thoughts and opinions to whatever I like. I could make her like or dislike anything I want and "correct" her behavior to my liking.

OF COURSE I'm the only one who would have the code. I don't like to share :)

>>670744133
>
Why you do this to me? the feels

Be productive and give them useful shit like faithfulness and dedication and other similar morals because women are sloots as of right now.

Not using mind control of womyn to rule all the world's governments, and nuke the african and middle eastern countries.Then you fuck em

>>670731325
make all girls wear buttplugs and extremely short skirts all the time. Every they have to increase the diameter of the butt plug by half an inch.

All women essentially become demigods
Incredibly Beautiful
Wise
Intelligent
Strong, Athletic, Ambrosia for bodily fluid, etc.

But they're all monogamous and emotionally reliant on men.

>>670731970
Top fucking kek

>>670745701
Angela Merkel :(

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>>670745129

This may be THE best, most obvious answer.

You'd be able to use this power on a widespread basis, right? Like, if you wanted all women to suddenly have tits that are scaled up in size by 3 cup sizes, you could just wish it to happen and then edit all women to be happy (or not even notice) the increase?

Though half the fun might be having this power and using it while women freak out about this kind of shit constantly happening without warning and no cause...

>>670731325
all women are racist against people outside of their racial group and right wing, feminism is dead, childbirth does not destroy vagina.

>>670745701
Hips dislocated, organs ruined, dead of blood loss before age 1.
noteventrying/10

>>670745933
Yes, as I said the cheat code would be for all women so you could do mass edits.

But I like my solution because I find it pretty powerful while still being able to be discreet. In my country there is a saying that goes "to live happy, live hidden". I like this.

Let me have my fun and I don't necessarily want people to notice. That way, less problems.

>>670731325
Phase 1:
>Make all females entirely subservient to me, without question
Phase 2:
>Give all females absolute knowledge of the universe
Phase 3:
>Command my hyper-intelligent army of 3.5 billion females to write full reports on every conceivable topic of undiscovered science, technology and engineering
Phase 4:
>After some time, command 3.499 billion of them to implement their findings into real world applications
Phase 5:
>Kill time with my impossibly large harem
Phase 6:
>use sweet tech to go to space and fuck mad alien pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1vbR5qQcQ

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There's a million things I would do, but I'd start off simple by having every woman's body permanently shed all body hair below the scalp/eyebrows.

Once women stop freaking out about that and life returns to relative normal, I then make it so that no woman can deny any sexual command made of them by a male.

>>670731325

So long as I am alive, the following is now true of all women.

Having bareback hetrosexual PiV sex now cures all ailments the woman and the man has.

Women deage themselves and everyone in a mile of themselves by a week every time they have sex, but never below a set age, if I have set up an area with the right command. This can be done remotely and lasts up to a year per setting. Only I can set this.

Women emit a field that renders all living persons within 500 meters of myself immortal and invulnerable for a year when they have sex with me.

Women's minds can be read by myself when I say a command word.

Women will vote for whomever I would vote for, and campaign for them, to the amount I wish for, upon the utterance of a specific command word.

And if all else fails, one women will do everything I say. I can choose to change this women at any time, and when I do I can make them forget. Shouldn't need to ever use this but I don't want to underestimate how autistic I am and screw up my take over of the world.

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>>670743830
kek

>>670746502
/thread

>>670746502
aliens don't have pussies, they have tentacles...

>>670746624
i need sauce on this

>>670741106
generate the lady

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All nigger women turn into white women. It's not great but any chance to de-nigger the world is worth taking.

Next, women's sex drive is adjusted so it's similar to men's sex drive but slightly less intense

Women's sense of humor is broadened and made more intense by about half

Women's need to have babies is reduced by about half

Bam. After you make those changes, everything gets better.

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Every once in a while (but especially when in public and/or surrounded by other women), women will find their clothing suddenly swapped for sheep hoodies and pink bell colllars as they feel compelled to do the whole dance from the Thanks, Smokey video.

On average, this happens to almost every woman at least once a month (and more often if they're unlucky).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

Win her back

>>670731325
20-something face, 40-something feet, tramp stamp, yuck

As to your question, I make every woman's physical beauty an exact reflection of the quality of her character.

>>670732015
I like

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>>670731325
I'd enforce a slutty maid uniform with a ball gag underwear is now to be worn around the neck as a leash for men.

All woman would have to get breast implants, lip injections and waist reductions.

Infect woman with the Stupidity Virus halfing their IQ.

Give woman a drug that increases saliva production by 60% so their always drooling ready for cock.
Give woman a drug that increases pussy juice by 60%

>>670748588
worst answer of the thread

>>670732560
I think it'd be funnier to NOT do this but convince your friends that you did, and watch them quack at every chick in sight.

>>670741106
Rollerino

>>670748588
Are you autistic?
Go outside and talk to a human

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I would broaden their already hyper arrogant opinion of themselves, so much to the degree where they form secret alliances with one another in bodies of government. At some point they would universally declare war on men sometime in the next 50-100 years. Subsequently, as a result of high level infiltration they would start ruling all bodies of government with men only being a small part, typically for voting purposes until those rights also were taken away.

Once the war had ended, the men would have lost and been scattered to various places of hiding. As a result of this, natural working classes would cease to exist, factories would stop producing etc. It would be a post-pseudo-apocolyptic world where men had to kill women to remain hidden and use whatever means they had to stay alive.

Kind of like Terminator but instead with stupid incompetent cunts trying to hunt down men. This is the world I want to live in, one where I wouldn't have to feel bad for killing cunts.

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>>670731325
Women are suddenly unable to refer to or address any male as anything but "daddy".

A woman is on the bus but it misses her stop? "Daddy, stop, please!" A man blows a red light while a woman is crossing the street? "Fuck you, daddy!" A female politician is referring to a male colleague during a speech? "Daddy says he'll lower taxes, but I seriously doubt that".

Women may use "Daddy" in conjunction with modifiers so the individual guys they're talking about are a little more identifiable, for example: "Fat Daddy needs me to help him move on Saturday" or "Homeless Daddy hit me up for change on the way to work again".

This extends to any form of communication, even writing, emails, or any online interactions.

Hard mode: women also start losing the ability to talk like an adult in proportion to how angry or upset they feel. A woman gets annoyed waiting in line at the DMV? When she gets to the help desk she may start

>>670731325
Make disgusting tramp stamps a death sentence. Other then that not anything really

>>670731325
Require women to got to milking facilities like cows.
Anyone can go to suck on the best tits for free

Mothers are obligated too feet the town with their breasts every weekend

All women to be categorized by attractiveness and breast size
Only women the best breasts can have children.

Cock sucking facilities for only the youngest women of legal age of course.

Women only allowed to wear ligerie and corsets

You must buy a woman to make her pregnant(still will be prostitutes but no pregnancy)

Women not allowed to votes
Women not allowed to organize
Women not allowed to be educated

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>>670749326
>>670746502
>>670740532
Visionary

>>670731325
At 16, all women get to choose either to be responsible, productive members of society or cumdumpsters. Cumdumpsters are neutered and lose most of their rights, but are provided food and shelter. Cumdumpsters only really advance in society by being good cumdumpsters and getting taken in by someone.

To be fair, I would also like to offer this same option to men. They can choose to either become useful members of society or soldiers. After a tour of duty, they would fight to the death on TV/theinternet for our amusement.

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>>670749633

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>>670749633

What happens to flatchested women, ugly girls, dykes and feminists in this world?

>>670744376
le cool guye

>>670739934
TOP KEK
>do...do black women dispense choclate ice cream?