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>>670703042
2 spooky
>>670703887
which one is which
>>670703888
i am not willing to describe myself subjectively.
okay bye
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope/F4MRequest-Fill-tEM-SUC-DIK-4-COLLEG1-Undertale-VAOralBeastProstitutionPlease-Kill-Me
no david wait
>>670704500
yeah
>>670704318
Are you saying you are not qt?
>>670704568
b-bye
>>670704318
fleshlight ice
XL roland
large chance
'large' seadragon
natascha
>>670702639
Impossible.
>>670703403
Just me, right?
>>670703456
I try, anyway.
>>670704667
bye freklz
>>670703887
Is that the old or new Seadragon? I'm guessing Large?
>pic is my medium seadragon
>>670704786
Ya yer pretty uggo.
>>670704319
why would you ever link this, also bye
>>670704578
i am saying i am unwilling to describe myself subjectively.
>>670704679
hardcore. put them all in at once.
>>670704786
Why would that be impossible? There is no known limit for the amount of good people.
>>670704821
mine is v2 medium, equivalent to v3 large
>>670704937
I only have 2 holes though
>>670705022
I didnt bother looking at the before the face, but im glad I did now.
>>670705063
no! ha ha ha
>>670705177
go on?
anyone have a lewd comic for my basic needs?
>>670705345
I can't stuff them on my own, I need some help.
>>670705461
Here's a nice one that involves rape.
>>670705177
I always forget there's 3 versions of that. V3 is "Spritz", right?
>>670705513
but you still live in new yankton, so so far
>>670705528
forever a mass of text and images on the internet
>>670705886
>forever a mass of text and images on the internet
My sex life
>>670703616
>>670705729
Yes, v3 is when they switched to the new silicone moulds.
>>670705886
amal is close enough, he could help
>>670706131
fuck that mass
>>670706234
haven't you already ditched him multiple times
>>670703784
The middle east, probably.
>>670707178
That's my favourite one so far.
>>670707072
right up the dick, bitch!
>>670707427
I did it for you, anon.
getting fucked up the dick doesn't sound very pleasant
>>670704917
Yeah I'm terrible.
>>670705027
It's not about limits.
>>670708207
>>670708230
Stopit!!!
>>670708394
Stop what?
>>670708230
Then what is it about?
>>670707876
smooches your tail
>>670708121
i was under the impression he had tried to visit you on several occasions, only for you to cancel.
>>670708516
BEEing terrible.
>>670708739
No uggos smooching my tail.
>>670703616
What the Fuck is this bullshit?? I see it all the time.
Some random faggot posts a completely unrelated picture, with some random ass sentence or words piled together, and suddenly everyone knows "oh boy, a fur rp thread"
THE FUCK?
>>670709522
that is irrelevant information. your tail is receiving smooches.
>>670709773
hi friend. want to talk?
>>670709773
Gays have telepathy.
i am going to go play rb6 actually, bye nibbler
>>670710003
I dont want no smooches from no uggos!
>>670710093
Mite do that with roy later, byu
>>670710003
I don't even mind the thread itself, but how in the fuck do people know that means fur thread?
Is there some secret orginization with a secret language that Im not a part of and its only for fur fags?
>>670709773
>fur rp thread
i've honestly never seen rp in these threads
also, telepathic signals
>>670710270
All gays are telepathic.
>>670709522
Help me.
>>670708675
The Benjamins.
>>670710240
Sounds fun.
>>670710270
it gets linked to from the last thread
hence why there are quotes at the top from other threads
>>670710807
Yeah.. that makes a lot more sense.
Thanks Anon.
>>670711111
Check'd
>>670710780
Bend over
>>670710780
Who are they?
>mfw I enter this thread
>>670710563
There is some RP happening once in a while.
>>670711327
Damn, the only time I get Quints and they are wasted.
>>670711555
also check'd
>>670711570
good thing i don't see it
>>670711730
You should try it, its fun.
>>670712107
maybe in PM's once in a while
but never in a thread
that's just disrespectful
>>670711336
Okay
>>670711475
Gotta get rich or die tryin.
>>670712189
Well, you can start here and then move on to PMs.
>>670712314
slow down there, fifty
>>670712414
i'd rather just stick to it in PM
>>670712314
I don't want to be rich, I want to be happy. But if that includes being rich, then I am all in.
>>670712537
Well, that is also acceptable.
>>670712537
Tree fitty.
>>670712548
Being rich is easier.
>>670713284
It sure is.
roy spend money on me carelessly
What do you want?
>>670710156
i hope im not an uggo
I would advise against that.
>>670708739
Yeah he was gonna once but he never told me WHEN so i slept through it
>>670714882
because
There are better things for sale.
don't think so lowly of yourself
>>670715985
Do you think I am pretty?
I think highly of others. And poptarts.
that doesn't mean you should put yourself so low below everyone else
>>670716101
i dont know
>>670716344
You just don't want to tell me the harsh truth.
>>670716544
i honestly don't know
>>670716619
I don't know either. Thats why I asked.
>>670713588
hnng dat piercing though
Does anyone have some stuff where the top is smaller than the bottom?
brown cinnamon sugar master taste
>>670714583
emotionally owned
>>670717444
how is that emotional
>>670716924
then we're stuck
>>670717701
We need some lube to get ourselves unstuck.
>>670718031
it'll still hurt
I like to pretend I'm short sometimes.
>>670717444
>brown cinnamon sugar master taste
>>670717444
>>670717444
>>670709522
How is this fur shit sexually arousing like I just don't get it. I get alot of other fetishes just not this
well good thing it's just pretending
>>670718111
But it will be worth it in the end.
>>670718811
So, should I bring it the lube? It seems like you can't reach it.
>>670703616
SHAMELESS FUCKING PROMOTION
>>670718364
>>670718364
>>670718364
>>670719019
well, if you want to be a homosexual, that's all you
>>670710704
do you think Lays paid for this or what?
I wish I were short.
i wish you would look into my eyes when we make love
>>670719231
No, I don't want the balls to touch. We can even abstain from kissing if you want.
>>670719620
kissing isn't gay
>>670717614
well, i would have been sad in either of your positions.
I always do that though.
liar
You can ask anyone I've been with.
can i ask to be pampered by you instead
>>670719712
Then I will kiss you a few times, if you don't mind.
>>670720528
i don't even know who you are
or what you look like
>>670719767
oh, right
You don't have to.
i don't have to ask?
Scales, the real question is do YOU glow in the dark by now?
>>670714283
You are uggo
>>670721035
Oh, I am sorry, I didn't want to rush things.
Correct
i'll just demand it instead
I give in pretty easily.
give in to my bum
I would love to have a fuck buddy
>>670722641
Bend over
>>670722772
i'm not sure about that
Hi.
hi dev~
>>670723108
Non-negotiable.
>>670723247
this isn't a negotiation on your end either
>>670723115
eat a butt
>>670723387
Good, bend over.
>>670723578
not happening
>>670723653
I see how it is.
>>670723971
you've passed the test
>>670724040
Yep, guna be virgin 4ever.
>>670724319
well i mean
you can always change that
>>670723509
eat ur butt~
>>670723231
howdy~
>>670724404
Well like yeah, I CAN murder people and fuck their corpses, but im too lazy for that.
>>670724507
hows it going
>>670724582
that's not exactly what i meant but i mean, whatever floats your boat
Bruh I just bought chipotle powder covered peanuts
rest in peace my asshole dude, fuck dude apparently I'm into self torture I guess
>>670724507
tongue it
>>670724697
What else could you mean?
I just said dude twice in the same sentence, god damnit.
>>670724883
online dating apps or something?
i'm not sure what i meant anymore
>>670725141
That will not work.
>>670725689
we'll figure something out
i guess i could just let you do your thing
jeez guys
i vanish for like two hours and the thread is still going
someone post more faster
>>670703887
are dragon dildos a gag gift or do people actually buy these to use them.
>>670726606
both
>>670726606
I put them in my butt.
Feels good.
>>670726606
I wish I had one.
nibi murderrape me
i only have a Clayton from like 3 years ago
>>670726055
Ya blew it, no.
>>670727850
alrighty
>>670727177
Ew
>>670728286
thanks for ruinin the mood.
>>670728590
come on it'll be fun!
>>670728590
so is there anything i can do to help or nah
>>670728736
Well... maybe.
>>670728744
Bring me the boys from 'round these parts so I may start my harem.
>>670729090
i'm sure not all would be willing to do so
Moar dragon on X
>>670729164
Ill supply the tranquilizers, stun sticks, and tazers.
>>670729090
that's the spirit! Drinks first?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN SO CONFUSED THERE WAS A LEGO COMPUTER AND NOW THERE ARE CARTOON, MAN SIZED, WEIRDLY RIPPED, OFF COLOURED THINGS FUCKING EACH OTHER WITH TRIANGLE SHAPED PENIS'!!!????? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK
>>670729521
trunchbull is a god
>>670729998
hi friend
>>670729998
This is what happens when you let the gays win.
>>670730711
>>670730576
HELP WHAT IS HAPPENING ARE YOU BEING GAY WITH ME
>>670731441
I started the next thread with a pepe image, avoid it newfriend
>>670731692
help me please. just tell me why you start these threads with misleading images
>>670731945
because if people know what the thread is they spam it with bananas
