What did the onion say /b/?
"Donald Trump is likely to be the GOP nominee"
>>670529145
I have more layers than a nigger in sportswear
Allahu Akbar
Anime isn't real
"NYPA"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm actually beetroot
>>670529145
Half-life 3 will never come out.
>>670531537
This kek
>>670529145
>>670532057
kekd
>>670532394
lost so hard
Imma climb up your ass
>>670531537
>alot
Stopped reading there. If you can't spell, then stfu.
>>670532494
lol'ed so hard
>>670532794
bet you spell checked that comment a hundred times before you posted
>>670532926
this isn't funny
i feel like you're trying to be edgy but it just falls flat
>>670532877
>says it's opposite day
>but the opposite of that is it isn't
So it isn't opposite day. Check mate, atheists.
>>670533169
this is a guy
>>670529145
Pls do it op
>>670533165
If you can't spell two words with a total of 4 letters, then you're either a retard or a super retard.
Either way, get your potatoness out of my face.
>>670533363
Wide shoulders.
Adams Apple.
Greasy Face.
Yup.
>>670532926
>>670533165
Bet you are 10
>>670529145
i habe cancer b0se
>>670534079
we are 2 of soul
>>670534003
Dude.... Way to be a dick
>>670534079
actually cried
THESE THREADS ALWAYS 404 WHEN I FINISH
>>670534079
this got me
>>670532777
Lol'd, and checked
>>670532494
Kek
>>670534205
this is not a cringe thread
>>670534205
I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to make you cry.
>>670533165
Well, I don't care what anybody else says, I thought that was hilarious
>>670534948
>>670534513
>>670534305
Top zoz
>>670532670
Those fucking zac plays
>>670534079
>last online: 660 days
Fuck you man
>>670535145
thanks, /b/ro
>>670534262
Jesus christ what am I looking at and why did I spit my drink all over myself
>>670535406
thanks lori
>>670530062
tears of joy
>>670533366
Underated
>>670535636
lel
It said "thread >>670529233 "
>>670533386
>>670533394
>>670535069
>>670534079
>>670533363
I mean, that's obviously a guy. The only time you cant tell if someone is a tranny or not is if they're from an alien enough race to you that the subtle gender hints are lost to you because you're unfamiliar enough with their racial traits. 100% of of european transtesticles look like men with wigs on to europeans, because we know what europeans look like. We can get tricked by east asians sometimes. East asians would be more easily fooled by a white dude in a dress for the same reason.
>it's still only gay if the balls touch, though
>>670536740
You sick son of a bitch...
>>670531766
It's not enzymes you dumb bitch, it's nitric acid.