>>670470575
Is she a dead fish?
And are you black?

>>670470575
Ray J, my nigga

>>670470989
No.
And half black, from the waist down if you know what I mean.

You fucked Bernie Sanders?

>>670470575
Fuck off Kanye, we know she's your beard and you artificially inseminated her for children. Come out the closet already and stop telling lies. You'll be less grumpy.

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Way back when I was in radio.

Katy Perry before she was big.
At that time she was a christian artist and I met her after one of her shows.
Was fun but wouldn't do it again.

>>670471277

You're going to have to be waaay more specific. How, when, positions, etc... Make me believe your lie.

Is this a cringe thread?

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Back when I was a camera guy for the Cosby show.

>>670472126

dude, c'mon.... greentext that shit.

>>670472272
If I wasn't queued up for a game I would.
Sorry you'll have to get your lust out some other way.

>>670470575
I don't find it hard to believe anyone has fucked Kim Kardashian.

>>670470575
I don't find that hard to believe at all.

>>670471986
DEETS

>>670470575
you fucked Suge Knight? 2Pac is that you?

>>670471986
Ralph Garman is that you?

>>670472381

Confirmed liar.

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One time I had this purely ebin orgy with Christina Hendricks, Emma Watson, Taylor Swift. Shit, bro, then Kim Kardashian kicked in the door with two assault rifles and killed like four zombie ninjas before jumping in for herself. Shit was hella cash, cuh.

Kaley cuoco drunk my Milk i swear

>>670472617
Okay, ur a fag

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i stole some faggy little diary she was writing and made her suck my dick before i gave it back. then i ratted on that bitch to the germans. lol.

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Fucked pic related last year before the national championship game. Shit was so fucking cash

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>>670470575

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these threads are fucking stupid. you're stupid, op.

>>670471277
XDDDDDDDDDD SO FUNYN XDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>670472256
/thread

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Serbfag here.
Karao Katarinu Bogicevic 4 puta.
Mala je nevidjena jebacica i jako aktivna za njene godine

>>670472126
>Was fun but wouldn't do it again.
Implying you'd have the opportunity.

>>670474354

What does this even day? I can't read nigger.

I love how fake these threads are. It's the same guy each time.

>>670474354
ne seri?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8

I fucked Kimberly nixon when she was a chubby little teen.

>>670470575

Go to bed, Kanye. Better yet, get back to begging as a means to get out of massive debt. Just goes to show, you can lead a nigga to money but you can't make him build lasting wealth.

>>670474573
Imam njene golisave fotke koje mi je slala dok smo bili u vezi. Sad sam na fonu ali imam ih kuci u kompu. Ako nadjem link za imgur album koji sam postovao davno na 4chanu poslacu...

>>670470575

Not really hard to believe tbh

Donald Trump, then I gave him a small loan of a million dollars

>>670470575
why are you into midgets OP?

>>670470575
No lie, i personally know someone who fucked her. He was a basketball player at my high school. after HS, he married Kim K. for like 3 seconds.

Now that i typed that out, i realize its not impressive at all.

Ive fucked a journalist, and a college professor, and a playwright.

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>>670474812
Evo ga link pronasao sam.
>imgur.com/a/Rl9JP

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>>670474716
And here is a screen grab of the video I took.

Enjoy the oc.

>>670472256
So hot.

>>670475188
>imgur.com/a/Rl9JP
ziv ti meni bio

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Roughly 11 years ago

>>670475685
×∆×

>>670475674
Samo me ne pitaj za god.... ;-)
(Hvala Bogu pa ameri ne znaju po naski)

>>670475340
No britfags interested? She is in fresh meat.

>>670471986
Story

>>670475340
Post .webm

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We got nasty during an after party 5 or 6 years ago. Was a little disappoint to be honest.

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Yep. I hit it. Enjoy

Kevin Costner's Ex wife - while they were married.

>>670476328
Don't have the video on my phone

>>670476190
>>670475340
Yeah, interested, american but ive watched the show. I just dont believe you.

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>>670472210
No. It's a people talking bullshit thread. And while we're on the subject, I fucked Shania Twain in the ass in 1999 after one of her concerts.

I fucked Mary before she was famous. Jesus was actually my kid but we had to pretend God was involved so Joseph wouldn't know about the cucking

Just screwed her this morning......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY

>>670479124
Hehe. Nice one.

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believe me, she's a lil slut

>>670480206
I believe the part about her being a little slut....

>>670474958
Chris Humphrey?

Screwed a suicide girl a few years back but that's the most famous (if you even want to consider that famous) I've been with.

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Hayden Pani - I was her minder at an Australian convention a few years ago. She was there with her mom and on the phone to her twat friends each and every day. But here in Oz she was able to drink alcohol yet in the US she was technically underage (for drinking). She kept showing up at my room each night and eventually one thing led to another. She wasn't my only celeb tho.

>>670476190
Britfag here, very interested.

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>>670482621

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Used to lay pipe with Julia Roberts when she was an acting student in Hawaii. Before she moved in with Liam Neeson. That fucker had a baby-smasher for a cock. Probably wrecked her because she was so fucking uptight that you had to use lube or you simply couldn't park the bus in the garage. Neeson is supposed to have at least 9.5 inches. Good times. I still get a boner when I watch HOOK because she'd just been dumped by Keiffer for giving a random guy a blowjob during a moment of weakness and depression... which of course made her suicidal. Again, Good Times.

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>>670482255

>>670482874

Moar.

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>>670472617
>>670473544
Yfw you spent all that time writing that faggotry

>>670483001
Probably not, don't want to get in to too much shit.

>>670483234

>Liar detected.

>>670483348
I already shared more than the other lying fags in the thread.

>>670482874

Looks nothing like her, GTFO my /b/

>>670471300
no, Suge Knight

>>670470575
do you like fish sticks?

I fucked the guy that played steve urkel

>>670470575

I like how the main article is on some dumb cunt with big tits that fucks a rapper while an important politician is 4 article titles down

>>670471277
>half black
>implying it's any less black than black
Get the fuck out nigger and give back this pc to whoever you stole it from

>>670473750
>lol
I'm glad you lolled cos no one else is

>>670484854
it's rolling stone magazine, bro. It's all about the music.

Which is why kim kardashian's on the cover...

Shit, nevermind

>>670473953
This one is actually plausible.

Always new Ohio State was full of faggots!

Or should I say THE Ohio State faggots!

>>670478148
Guy you respond to here. Yeah but it's still full of cringe though. And for some reason I believe you about Shania :^)

Emo Amy of homemade porn fame

>>670472617
congrats you made no one laugh

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>>670470575

>>670479124
Kek!
Uh oh! Gonna get all the christ fags jimmies all rustled!
Prepare for a day of atheist hate threads In retaliation.

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>>670470575
After their gig in Florida, was in 2000 either June or July.

>>670483348
I actually believe him...

>>670485857
Always knew he was a bit of a faggot. Is he top or bottom?

>>670486039
>Posted on 4chan
>Must be a guy
He did most of the work though.

>>670482899
I don't even believe your age.

>>670486271
A top it is. Wouldve thought him to be a bottom.

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>>670485857
>>670486271
Eww

>>670475340
Would love to see video, she damn fine.

Steve buscemi

>>670473989
Heard she has a monster clit...true?

>>670472565
>MORE MARGARITAS!

>>670486948
you lucky son of a bitch

>>670470575
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

>>670470575
ITT: unsourced claims on a site known for bullshitting trolls

Do WWE Divas count?

If so I fucked Kelly Kelly after a house show once. Rocking body, and extremely kinky.

>>670486787
What's your email?

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I met Dustin at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a stiff drink, I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. Dustin and I talked about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if he could smoke some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He smiled when he saw that I noticed the penis pipe. He lit up and smoked. After a while we started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my cock. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his nelly. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys

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>>670470575
Ella Purnell. Didn't fuck but fingered her at a house party.
My parents are friends with her parents.
She's not as hot in real life as in pic

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>be me age 12
>online
>talking to a guy my age
>decided to meet
>mfw this guy shows up