Post the most autistic weapon you can find..
>>670426137
Try /k m8, don't think you'll find that many here.
If someone could add katana's to this one..
>>670426901
Op's gun
I gotch you fam
>>670426137
In all fairness if it was just a regular looking bladed claw it'd be a good weapon. You get protection from fists and stabbing is always the most effective way to kill
>>670428756
I could see this being a cool spear though.
>>670428756
Isn't that used for underwater threats like sharks?
>>670426137
I think the biggest crime here are the parts made of plastic
>>670426137
>>670429123
nope, its shit sold in malls for the wannabe ninja kids. Its blade is designed to be harder to stitch up, and was used a lot in feudal japan
>>670427349
anon i tried
Never leave my home without it
>>670429967
>conceal carry permit
>conceals this weapon up your ass
>genius
>>670429123
It's supposed to cause a fuckload of bleeding. It's for dyslexic people that read "self-defense" as "excuse to homicide".
>>670429123
Like a shark is gonna challenge you to a knife fight...
whos got the Olive jar with a bipod?
>>670426137
>>670430392
underrated post both for humor and in honesty
>>670426137
/r/mallninjashit/
>>670430496
kek
>>670426901
This gun isn't for autism, this gun is for depression.
>>670431153
its fucking glorious
>>670430496
i giggled
>>670428756
Why does it come with a dildo?
>>670430741
are they really that bad?
>>670428083
Why is this picture moving around just now? Was this shit posted in a thread i missed?
>>670428358
>stabbing is always the most effective way to kill
No, not always.
It's best to get a nice deep slash across someone's neck, rather than just puncture their neck once.
Start the slash at one of the arteries, then go towards the trachea, and you're good.
If you have a sword, even better.
You could damage the spinal cord, artery, as well as the trachea.
>>670430392
A quick google search indicates that is a Chris Reeves knife. If that's the case it's more knife art, than mall ninja excuse to homicide. Lots of people collect weird knives.
>>670426137
The best part is i got that exact weapon for keks just last month
>>670429407
Taliban accuracy/10
>>670428756
That weapon violates the Geneva Convention.
>>670431588
The perfect weapon
>>670428980
Have you heard of the snek spear?
>>670431418
They're actually decent guns. 7.62x54 is comparable to 30-06 or 303 in power. They're reasonably accurate and ammo is fairly cheap. Not a bad rifle, especially when they were less than $100 for a long time.
>>670431195
it's a russian rifle sooo....
>>670429407
Is the tiny AK with the grip and bayonet the firing pin for the single bullet/barrel?
>>670432098
Yes.
>>670431418
op asked for the most autistic weapons. they don't come much more autistic than a mosin nagant. spend a little time over on /k/, you'll see
>>670431800
Looking at Cabela's they're getting up to almost 200$ now. Still worth or should I go for Mausser?
>>670431153
noice
>>670430496
>>670431570
What in the fuck Google are you using.
>>670432184
Thanks.
>>670429407
kek
>>670431464
This comment is as autistic as these weapons. We're not arguing about how functional they are, we know they're useless. That's why you are autistic. And you're wrong. Stabbing causes internal bleeding which takes more surgery to fix than slashing.
>>670428083
Hey girl
I got something' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
>Take a look inside it's my dick in a box
>It's in a box
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
>It's my dick in a box
>My dick in a box babe
>It's my dick in a box
>Ooh, my dick in a box girl
>1, cut a hole in a box
>2, put your junk in that box
>3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
My dick in a box
>>670432539
What's this site again?
>>670432539
someone please post my mech and at-at and the x-wing
>>670428756
yea that weapon is brutal as fuck, unless someone is medically trained they wont make it to hospital or even for the medics to arrive after getting stabbed with that. When they try to stitch it up it tears the other 2 sides back open.
>>670432413
Same price I'd get a Mauser or Enfield. I'd take a Finnish Nagant in a heartbeat though. Their rebuilds have been extremely accurate rifles.
>>670426137
>>670426137
>the most autistic weapon
>>670432946
innawoods.net
>>670431588
Borderlands
>>670431153
>2am
>asleep in bed
>open eyes
>your television is hovering out your bedroom door
>thisisit.gif
>reach alongside your mattress
>grab your pistol/grenade launcher
>unsheathe it from its velvet tote bag
>aim towards your television
>hook your finger onto the trigger
>the grenade launcher trigger
>wife wakes up to your throbbing erection and panting
>the dod laying at your feet stirs uncomfortably
>you squeeze the trigger
>*fwomk*
>the change in air pressure shatters all windows in the second story
>your dogs head explodes at your feet from the deafening sound and awesomeness
>you, your wife, your bed and room, along with your two children in the adjacent room are pulverized instantly into a thin red mist from the shockwave
>god bless America
>>670432946
Stalker: Call of cheeki breeki
>>670433292
Thanks for info /b/ro
>>670430094
kek
>>670426137
HAY OPEE I TEW HAV A HAND CLAW THAT I USED LIKE A CREEPY FAGGOT ALL DAY.
>>670432808
Do you feel accomplished for posting that? Do you feel like you're funny for posting lyrics to a song on 4chan?
Prepare for lose
>>670431368
that's not a dildo; it's a personal massager.
>>670429794
kek
> speaking of autism and weapons and not mentioning this channel a aingle time
You got it, OP
>>670433460
fucking fallout 4
>>670432191
thinking the weapon is autistic because /k/ is autistic about the weapon is discrimination.
mosin nagants are fantastic guns for the price, they are workhorse, pure and simple they were designed 130 years ago, and they are STILL used around the world by first world armies(ok, only one army, but still the fin know quality)
>>670434259
>>670434259
Also this
>>670430496
>>670433902
actually i really do feel clever, probably my funniest post in hours. see, the pic is of a dick with pins... now who'd have a pin dick... pin head!.. and he's got a box... and that ties in with the song...
get it?!?!?!
>GET IT?!??!?!?!
>>670434407
>>670434429
reminds me of the autist who painted a authentic ww2 rifle as rainbowdash
>>670433460
looks like the hunting rifle in fallout
>>670434087
>detests the katana
>autistic
pick one
>>670434274
Those predate Fallout by a long time. Look up obrez sometime.
OHHHH BOY
>>670433766
>>670433766
2spoopy. 2spoopy. Get it away. That blade is cursed.
>>670434087
He has the autist look
http://budk.com
take your pick honestly
>>670433588
dude, dude, dude......dude. he said most autistic weapon, not most autistic post
>>670426137
>>670434684
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you 14?
>>670431716
underrated post
>>670434887
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO
WHO THE FUCK WOULD CRUDELY REPAINT A GERMAN MAUSER LIKE THAT!?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
IM NOT EVEN FROM /k/, AND THIS PISSES ME OFF.
WHOEVER DID THIS DESERVES TO BE SHOT.
>>670432808
>ITT it is now 2009
>>670435198
calm down franz
>>670435079
>>670435198
>IM NOT EVEN FROM /k/
>>670435198
its not only a repaint
its a really poorly done repaint
didnt even use an airbrush / spray paint
>>670434887
What a fucking waste...
>being so autistic you try to find the maximum potential of your autism
kill your selves.
>>670426137
>>670432539
They thought cans could stop him...
>>670436218
Image...
>>670434887
I'm actually screaming...
both externally, and internally...
I... no... wut?
>>670436098
i thought it was a good concept...
>>670434407
>5pm
>be 90 fucking year old grandma
>walmart
>down the cereal aisle looking for cream of wheat
>there's one box left
>you reach for it
>a she-boon snatches before you
>she hands it to some offspring fromone of her recent litters
>you say something low key and conservative like 'give me that fucking cream of wheat you godamn porch-monkey-spear-chucker'
>it roars 'wah u say old ass bich!!!'
>she turns in a huff and gallops away
>without realizing it your hand is wrapped around your self defense weapon
>VATS mode engaged
>you pull your cross hairs between the weaves on her head
>this is now or never
>it's rounding the corner
>you pull the trigger
>the round leaves the barrel and pierces it's skull dead center
>it's head vaporizes and splashes the aisle and walkway with brain matter and newports
>this scene repeats the times in quick succession
>you walk up to its offspring
>they scramble into aisles like cockroaches to light
>you pick up your cream of wheat
>hopefully make it home in time for wheel of fortune
>>670433766
Spookified
>>670433588
>change in air pressure
you do know that the 203 doesnt have a very strong charge right?
If you use a regular 40mm in an M-19 the round will get caught in the barrel...
>>670426137
My wit and intellect
>>670436468
>>670435069
guys I don't really give a shit
>>670436337
it was to just give the faggots in france a little hope
>>670436575
/thread
Did someone say...
>>670436575
Agreed Good Sir
>>670436422
Folks, we have ourselves a winner.
>>670436709
I do
>this entire thread
>nobody has posted a fucking katana
>>670436337
>Single loaded bullet
>Have to dig the casing out with every shot
>Non threaded barrel
>25 foot effective range
How the fuck is that good.
Anything made in Russia or Nazi Germany during WW2
>>670436886
>thundermeme
fucking shitty ass sword
>>670433645
Get out of here stalker
Get out of here stalker
>>670431716
kung pow is my shit
>>670437452
hmm someone hasn't heard of the Flak 88
>>670437452
mg42 you absolute jew
>>670426695
Glock
/thread
>>670437155
got u fam
>>670437429
It was designed to be cheap and easily mass produced. You weren't supposed to be getting in a shootout with it. You walk up to a sentry or other enemy target and shoot them. Then you upgrade by taking their gun.
>>670436723
now who has the pic from much later with it in an evidence bag?
>>670437452
>insulting the glorious weaponry of the reich
buttblasted kike detected.
Theres a reason as to how Germany managed to fight off the world for so long.
The STG-44 is the basis for every modern assault rifle, and thats just a start.
>>670432800
gr8 b8 m8
>>670434407
Someone seriously made the revolver from fallout equestria fucking christ
>>670435079
This. Most overrated shit out there.
i win
>>670433460
Wouldnt this be inaccurate as shit with a ton of recoil too much to hold in a pistol?
>>670434887
brb posting this on /k/
>>670439061
That picture always makes my heart hurt
>>670430741
>extremely rugged
>great round
>insane service life
>wood furniture
try a tacticool ar-15
that shit is fucking autistic
>>670433366
actually wouldnt mind having this
>>670439214
ok because they've never seen this
>>670439214
link the post in this thread if you do
>>670439061
>>670434887
WTF WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT
>>670439128
Yep. The originals were cut down rifles used in a Russian civil war. I've seen at least one thread where a SOT cut one down recently. Shouldn't be any worse to shoot than a SBS that size though. Tuck it in to your hip w/ one hand and put your other hand over the barrel.
>>670439061
>>670439391
I don't cringe anymore after some anon from /k/ described why the gun was a replica. At least his autism was contained on a knock off
>>670437452
ayy jew boi read file name
>>670437679
>>670437711
>>670438254
autism detected
go fap to your fascist/communist propaganda
>>670434862
>Look up obrez sometime.
Not that anon, but that was a rather interesting read, for I'm not usually much of a /k/ fag.
>>670439431
>bought by poorfags
>because they're so cheap
>insane sevice life because faggots like you have no money and keep buying them
>wood furniture because everyone loves extra weight
ar-15 sucks because more people like them and of course, the cost
>>670434858
>believing in memes
>>670439610
suppose since they know its worms already
>>>/k/29028905
>>670430898
what the fuck is this thing
>>670436422
Just imagine using this weapon : first hit and the blade cuts your own fucking arm.
>>670439604
halofag good lord
almost worse than...
>>670440008
AR15s have become quite affordable. If you know what you're looking for you can get one for less than $400. Good guns if you know how to maintain them.
>>670433588
I am fucking dead laughing.
ayy the faggot posting this thread on /k/ is a jealous jew
>>670440184
but its not even a weapon
unless you're autistic enough to stick a blade on it it's an expensive flashlight or table ornament
fuck outa the way
>>670430496
>>670440123
that pisstol is cancerous
>>670428756
Ah yes, the terrifying jaggdkommando
>>670431464
Guns exist
It's not the fucking 19th century
>>670428756
I know that this is based off the Chinese bayonet design, 3 blades in a triangle pattern, impossible to stitch closed
>>670431617
Banned for use
>>670429710
Not sold, it's fucking illegal, more than likely that's a "paper weight"
>>670433176
Brutal as fuck
This shit doesn't just stab you, it perforates you.
>>670439876
>read file name
>jew repellent
kek im guessing its a tear gas grenade?
>>670433766
>>670434986
>>670436467
Explain please?
>>670433766
Lol'd. I was there for that.
>>670439661
What? Post pictures for ants??
>>670430496
>>670436886
yo is that [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Winseeker]?
>>670440609
It's a $900 Microtech knife. Nothing illegal about it in a lot of places.
>>670431153
Can you even fucking use that? I mean you fucking brace a rifle when you use one of those, where can you brace on a pistol?
>>670426695
you mean Block
>>670440449
Holy shit!
I had forgotten about this movie. My parents took me to see it when I was little. Im 42 now and will find it and watch it with my kids. Thanks anon!.
>>670431716
Call it autistic all you want, but don't talk shit until you can do a
PARALYZER
and
anoTHER PARALYZER
>>670440972
no, it's a joke
>>670440008
>insane sevice life because faggots like you have no money and keep buying them
>long service life because people keep replacing them
>people keep replacing them because they have no money
What in the actual fuck is this bait?
>>670436723
>>670438122
I gotcha bro
>>670440609
>impossible to stitch closed
bruh im only cert 2 in first aid and i know how to fix that edgy knife its not as hard as you think
>>670435069
fucking retarded
>>670441599
thanks bro
in return, I have checked your dubs
>>670436422
I OWNED ONE OF THOSE WHEN I WAS 12!
>>670441511
looks like something straight out of the TF2 community.
>>670441511
>implying that wouldn't be fucking awesome.
>>670440151
its when an egg has AIDs
>>670441984
And the recoil breaks your fingers every shot
>>670441984
lol, you're the only one who likes the gay finger gun
>>670430496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXH0E9wAMkI
>>670438206
Nigga why are you talking shit?
With this, you can swim in to the enemy base, use advanced maths to figure out the passcode, steal some bread and slather vegemite on it, download the files, and shoot about a hundred fuckers dead
>>670442237
I didn't say it was a good idea, but IF it was a good idea that would be fucking awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3niiTcVqTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJnGQeaAgyc
>>670441019
And they will hate every minute of it.
>just because you have a good memory about it doesn't mean it's a good movie compared to todays productions
>>670441735
Read
>>670433176
Back in WW2 Japan would use these bayonets, medics wouldn't be able to stitch people stabbed by them, so they'd burn the wound shut as best they could. Sure a hospital with equipment could save them, but in the field, or getting mugged in a alley with the knife, you'd fucking die.
>>670428756
>saved as "i want this"
kek
>>670441346
Would you rather have gopher chucks or metal claws?
>>670433588
Beautiful.
>>670442978
>stitch them up
ever heard of cauterizing a wound
>>670434087
kek im fucking watching a Skallagrim vid right fucking now wtf
>>670442551
This is why I love mankind. This right here. We don't ask "why", we ask "why not". If it's possible, we will find a way.
>>670437913
So what would be the most legal way to make it so you could mount a 1917 bayonet on this? Pistol conversion stamp? Since you can apparently into mall ninja pistol bayonets on the laser rail.
>>670432539
Is this a game?
motherfucking deviantart
Ayy lmao
>>670443438
It has a bayonet lug. Not sure if it would take a 1917 bayonet though. Problem with that is it's almost certainly a SBR, not a pistol.
>>670443059
Hmm...
Well, on the one hand I NEED GOPHER-CHUCKS
but, really I could just train by pouring lemon juice, salt, and mercury on my hands. Then I could kill with bare hands
>>670441346
Shirt RIPPER!
d mauls
>>670433588
lol well done anon
>>670431153
That's an airsoft pistol. Yes, very autistic.
>>670441984
ok, imagine you have that, then suddenly you need to do something else than fire a gun, climb a fence, grab a stick to pull yourself up somewhere, punch someone in the face, tie your shoes
you are pretty much making yourself handicapped just to avoid having a normal gun you can put away
>>670443247
That's what he just fucking said
>>670433366
Gunblade from Final Fantasy, prolly just a knife art piece
>>670428358
Right, all those famous pieces of art depicting valiant warriors carrying out their brutal conquest with their trusty bladed claw weren't made for no reason. Not to mention the countless tales of the heroes of yesteryear (Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Ronald Reagan) vanquishing their milquetoast enemies upon the bloodies blades of their wicked awesome autistclaws amidst the carnage of the battlefields most notable in the lore of our ancestors.
>>670444176
orly? how can you tell?
>you're talking shit
>>670439061
seriously hope the faggot who did this dies of aids irl
>>670444232
he only said burn you uneducated fuck
>>670433902
>>670440602
Guns existed in the 19th century
>>670444210
Wow dude, you're taking this way too seriously. Have some fun once in a while, holy shit...
>>670444548
What's the fucking difference
>>670444685
you can use ice aswell
>>670430094
>lost
>>670444385
Orange tip, WE brand on the grip. How about you use your eyes, retard.
>>670444206
Underrated post
>>670431418
>>670432191
No, they're not. They're just a meme gun, like Glocks (see >>670426695).
They're decent guns, terrific for the money, but they are also memes.
>>670443916
can't beat my foot to face technique
>>670433923
to many edges
>>670445023
yeah, my foot in your face, faggot
>>670445010
Yep. Glocks and Nagants are both excellent values. They're ugly but they work.
>>670444907
>orange tip
How do YOU use your eyes?
>>670445276
You can clearly see the orange tip, are you dumb?
>>670445276
You can see the sliver of orange where the "silencer" is slid over the tip.
>>670445525
*tips fedora
>>670428756
>shit steal
>dildo case
>a bunch of autistic bullshit surrounding it about "not being able to stitch it closed"
winner - most autistic weapon
>>670445612
This guy gets it.
i got u fam