>>670326687

sure

got any more of that semendemon?

>>670326687
How's your fedora collection?

DO U LIEK MUDKIPZ

It's shit. Isnt it?

>>670326687
there is no friendzone.

What a babe

>>670327620
/thread
get a life op

Why do you think the friendzone isn't just a meme?

>>670326687
When are you going to kill yourself?

>>670326687
If pic related consider killing yourself

>>670327605
is what

>>670326687

Why is it so oddly satisfactional playing hard to get to the only female who ever shows interest in one's pathetic beta virgin life

There's no such thing as a friend zone.

Just stop talking to her and she'll chase. You're probably trying to romance her too much.

>>670326687
The friendzone only exists if you let it. She may not be into you, but you don't ahve to be her friend.

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>>670326687
Be honest, how many times will you fap to this

>>670327998
Stop forcing this pic newfag

>>670327620

"I would rather be your friend than your girlfriend."

Yes it does, that is it right there.

how is it with a smal dick?

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I got friendzoned after being this Hawaiian girls best friend for 16 years. I know the pain bro.

>>670328196
You can probably still try to fuck. Relationships are mostly stupid anyway.

>>670327898
omg so wise and jaded so pua so wisdom so lol

>>670328196
"Sorry, I want to try to be more. If that doesn't work, guess we'll have to part ways."

Stop letting women decide everything that happens in your life, fagmotron.

Unless she's an ex. Then it's whatever.

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>>670328357

>>670326687
Its not the same girl.

Single braid into 2.

>>670326687
Move on. You really are that devastated that you have to create a thread on 4chan? Don't be a beta. Move on. Find someone else who is worth your time.

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She doesn't want to hurt your feelings.
There is no friendzone

>>670328309
>Got friendzoned
>After 16 years of friendship

Lmao. You're the sad person here. I hope to god you didn't have feelings for her for 16 years. If not, why even start developing feelings for a friend you have had for 16 YEARS. That must be like a sibling or something. Beta.

>>670326687
what is the meaning of life ?

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>>670326687
There is no such thing you lonely weeaboo fuck. consider suicide

>>670328536
This, you are an unattractive beta, you make her pussy dry up, and possibly start absorbing the moisture of the environment. You didn't get friend-zoned you are just not mating material, and your feelings are so fragile that she was scared of just rejecting you because she didn't want to go through the awkward situation of you crying like the little bitch you are, OP.

>>670326687
why do you feel entitled to fuck her?

because you were a 'nice guy'?

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>>670329225
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>670329150
The friendzone is real. Though most people use it wrong. I tend to categorise it as when a girl leads a guy on (intentionally or otherwise) but keeps him as a friend.

Sometimes it can just be the guy keeping himself in the friendzone by being too much of a pussy to ask her out, sometimes it can be the girl keeping him in it incase she needs a backup boyfriend.

A lot of the time is that the girl unintentionally leads him on and keeps him as a friend because she is too much of a pussy to risk hurting his feelings or she genuinely wants to be friends.

Kidnap her and rape her, don't be a faggot. Post results when done.

>>670329575
Nah nigga. Being friends with a girl isn't a bad thing. I have plenty of girl friends. Little fuckin' /b/eta fags think that just because they like a girl she has to fuck, and if she doesn't, he's been friend zoned. womp womp.

Y'all wanna fuck everyone ya meet?

It's the law of averages.

>>670328693
I obviously had feelings for 16 years or else I wouldn't be in this thread. Put 2 and 2 together.

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>>670329898
You're a faggot.

just join the islamic state. Fuck love tbh fam~

How fat are you?

>>670330024
Just use your brain. Not that hard.

>>670329806
No I get you man. Being mates with a girl is fine, that is not the friendzone at all. Plus guys can do it to girls too, though I've yet to see that in full action.

I knew one guy so deep in the friendzone it was like watching a mad man. It was so obvious he liked her and thought he had a chance and she was cold to him but still always hung around with him and got him to do shit like cook her meals.

>>670330195
How fucking old are you, retard? How did you have a crush on a girl for 16 FUCKING YEARS and not make a move? Jesus fucking christ. Are you her dad?

>>670330410
I obviously did make a move. That's how I get friendzoned. Take my advice child and think before you speak nonsense.

>>670330380
That's wack as fuck.

I had to turn girls down in college, and they've had no problem (seemingly) transitioning to being friends with me.

My friend Kayla has helped me through two break ups now and clearly has a thing.

Though maybe they're all cringe and nerves, posting on /b/ without my knowledge. Guess i'll never know.

>>670330562
You made a move...after how many years? Stop avoiding the question, cringelord.

Whats a friendzone is that some gay beta lingo or something?

>>670330410
Can't get friendzoned without telling someone how you feel, dumbass.

>>670330659
HOW LONG FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did it take you 16 years to say something? That's what I am fucking asking you, you dense piece of shit.

No wonder she didn't wanna touch your pecker. You're a fucking retard.

>>670330380
>Implying a girl not wanting to fuck you is deliberately putting you in the friend-zone

This is the problem with you faggot's rethoric.
Nobody puts you in the friend-zone, if it really does exist, it's something you get yourself into.

>It doesn't exist though

>>670330609
Not sure why you are so mad over my life. Maybe you should stop projecting like a queer. Anyway, I made a move after about 3 years, but I stayed friends with her because she is a fun person. Sleep better at night, child?

>>670330784
Replied to the wrong person. Newfag

>>670330849
Finally. Thanks for tippin' your fucking fedora.

>>670330849
>I stayed friends
You are pathetic, i'm not even the anon you were talking with.

>>670330953
>can't use a relevant meme correctly

I suggest lurking more before talking. It smells like summer in here to be honest.

>>670330906
Sure did, my bad m8

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>>670328309

>>670331004
So it's bad to stay friends and not run away like a baby bitch when you get rejected? Cool. How autistic are you?

>>670331071
Nah, you're clearly some sort of weird cry baby brony or something. to stick around a girl who shot you down for 16 years is incredible. That's some special olympics level shit.

Do you paint her nails for her?

>>670331183
It is if you bitch about being friend zoned. ;)

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>>670331258
Because she is fun to be around and I accepted it. It's ok though. When you get older, you will see the value in people.

>>670331332
Apparently you don't know what bitching means while bitching throughout the thread about it. Use words you understand next time.

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>>670331429
Don't try to put this on me. You're clearly butt hurt about this. You posted about it in a thread on /b/. You never accepted your friendship. 16 years. Nigga i'm fuckin' 28.

>>670328466
This right here. Move on, women are pretty awful friends. Unless they play wingman

>>670330800
>Nobody puts you in the friend-zone
this is like saying manipulative bitches don't exist.

>>670331545
If I was the one spitting on the keyboard in an autistic rage, I would be the butthurt one. 28? Cool. And I'm an astronaut.

>>670331626
They exist, but they can only manipulate you if you are stupid or you let them like the beta all these faggots are.

>>670328514
Ha, never noticed that

I remember being young enough to believe that the friendzone existed.

>>670331665
I'm out of here. Where does she live though? I'll tell you how she is.

>>670331877
Figure it out from my posts.

>>670328466
There ya go you beta fucks.

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>>670331545
>nigga
>28

Swag

>>670328514
I forgot you couldn't change hairstyle

>>670331751
agreed, but that still means she put someone in the friendzone.

I know what you're saying, it's their fault for being stupid.

but if someone is too dumb or naive and gets swindled, it doesn't mean the person doing the swindling isn't a crook.

>>670328466
This right here, go out and start doing shit on your own

>>670330410
Triggered.png

>>670328196
OP, what you need to do is cut her off, that is the ONLY way you might be able to have something with her besides a friendship. Not saying it will be guaranteed to work, but its possible. With you out of her life she could recognize your value as greater and change her mind. In the case that she does, stop being such a nice guy to her, be independent and make your own decisions, for you- not her. Women respect dominance and confidence. I've fucked about 50 girls and dated 5 of them, I like to think i have a little bit of experience. Good luck OP

>>670326687
Took me about 6 months to get out of the friendzone. We're married now. There's always a chance OP.

>>670331877
Literally the shittiest way to leave a thread, as butthurt as ever. Just leave fag

>>670329806
>>670329150

wannabe alpha/10

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>>670326687
I have your prescription out of the friendzone.

>>670332468
She will always feel like she settled for you, which does make her more likely to cheat. Good luck, future cuck.

>>670328466
This anon knows the game, take notes niggers

>>670332760
Not at all, i get rejected a lot, i just don't cry "i got friendzoned" when it happens. I just move on.

>>670332836
Explain pls? The only drug i've ever used is pot.

>>670332151
lel

>>670332989
kek

>>670332942
ah, so accepted beta pretending not to be butthurt/10?

>>670326687
Congrats on getting an answer. Now move on and stop acting like a little bitch.

>>670332838
nice psych bro

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>>670333178

>>670332989
Go to your local pharmacy and ask for some (you can get it without a prescription).

If you really like a girl who shut you down romantically, you wouldn't throw your hands up and waddle away with your tail between your legs.

>>670333178
>implying "alpha's" never get rejected

Everyone gets told no, the only difference is the ability to reformulate your aims. Moving on is alpha because it means taking responsibility and control instead of hovering around aimlessly.

>>670333564
Guys are too sensitive to do that nowadays

>>670332423
This.

Although I don't have a problem getting in a girls pants, I have just been friends-with-benefits zoned. Shit sucks. Was looking to settle down but fuck it I guess. Gonna need to put some space between us I guess.

>>670326687
Don't underestimate the friend zone, atleast you have a platform to work from, all you have to do now is get her to be jelous of another girl or even ask her advice about an imaginary admirer, while you chase her she'll friend zone you till the end of time, let her now think your interest is elsewhere she will crumble, or are you ugly and picking her dress to wear for next man is the best you can hope achieve

>>670326687
Fucking thank you anon godbless I was looking for >pic for soo long

>>670332423
wow, this actually makes sense

thx anon

>>670328309
Name?

>>670332423
also, OP here, this is what i will do. besides, ive fucked 30-40 ish girls, i have no idea how to relationship them

>>670326687

Did you learn anything?

I think most men have been "friendzoned" at one time or another.
Personally i learned its better to announce your intentions right away. Dont pretend to just be her friend for several months/years before your work up the courage to say: You seen like a really cool person. I would love to take you out one day.

>>670332989
Date rape drug

>>670328466
Dubs don't lie

>>670334669
i met her twice lol, not that i care really

>>670334528
Kesha

>>670334792

What the hell dude.

You met her twice.... You were not firendzoned, she just was not into you!
Not the same thing

>>670328309
>that forehead

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>>670335292

>>670334988
>Kesha
Surname?

"There's no such thing as the friendzone, it's called being a little bitch"

>>670335421
/thread

Just go to another woman.

U are now a supreme gentleman

>>670335397
Kesha Rose Sebert

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>>670335292

>>670335292
Hair?

>>670335638
>Kesha Rose Sebert
Fuck you fag

>>670327902
/thread

OP is an even bigger faggot yhan usual

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>>670329150
This.

>>670335859
Top kek

>>670326687
Are you gonna greentext the story or are gonna stay a faggot?

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>>670328357
this
Do it

>>670331524
mate...

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>>670329225

>>670336175
m8

>>670331575

Yes, girls are terrible friends, especially if they're hot all they do is tease your dick

>>670326687
who is she? link?

>>670331575
poor guy

>>670331545

Fuck that picture why would you post that!?

>>670335144
she told me "i really like hanging out with you and would like to continue hanging out with just but as friends"

>>670336924
sounds like a friendzone

>>670336543
https://imgur.com/a/W8fL3 here you go

The friend zone only pertains to those sackless enough to get snared in it. You either straight up tell that bitch that you're not happy with being friends, or you sit there, jerking your dick to her FB pics like a lonely little bastard. So she says no, move on. You can stay friends, just don't long after her and you'll realise you never gave a fuck in the first place. Stop hyping up bitches and expecting them to be wonderful.

>>670336924
>>670337003

So you move on and acquaintance-zone her

>>670337175
thank you :)

>>670337204
wish it was that easy

>>670337003
indeed, however when she realize that im actually pretty awesome and fuck bitches left and right she'll come around. ill just play the friendrole until then

>>670337308
Physically it is, but I imagine emotionally/mentally it isn't

>gets friendzoned
>doesnt want to be friends with hot girl
>doesnt want to be friends with hot girl
>doesnt want to be friends with hot girl
>doesnt want to be friends with hot girl
>doesnt want to be friends with hot girl
>doesnt want to be friends with hot girl

>>670337436
interesting perspective

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>>670327998
fuck off with your fake meem

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>>670328401

HAHAHAHA! Fucking hell bro you are more beta than I gave you credit for!

>>670337436
Tbh if she isn't one of those friends that you can talk about weird shit without batting an eye she's not really worth having.

>>670328170
yeah... is this supposed to be a new meme or something? it sucks.

>>670337308
It is that easy you sad weak little faggot.

>>670332989

Cosby special.

>>670337254
This. It is simplicity itself.

>>670326687
Y are you being such a fucking pussy ass bitch?

>>670326687
more of her please

This thread is full of so many high school bullshit betafags.
>I've fucked 50+ girls listen to me
Yeah right, y'all a bunch of kissless virgins and you know it. Please slide back into the friendzone where you belong and maybe if your lucky you'll be able to see your crush in a bikini when she uploads them to facebook from the pool she went to with her boyfriend.

>>670338981
>implying i actually care

>>670326687
two different girls in the pic. How does she get paler and grow a second braid?

>>670338006
It isn't for a lot people, ignoramus.

>>670339405
cared enough to comment~~~~~~~~~~~

>>670339778
not tanning and hair growth/ making another braid. I dunno man. mystery

I've been "friend zoned" 7 times and fucked every one of them within a month. Try harder OP, you beta faggot.

>>670327402
I do

https://imgur.com/a/W8fL3

>>670340630
wouldn't brag about that m8

>>670339778
There is no implication they were taken at the same time. Plus have you ever seen a camera, moving it slightly can effect how much exposure there is, theres obviously more natural light in the second pic where Im going to guess the first is in a bathroom. Dont act like you have any idea what your talking about when you obviously dont faggot.