Actually i do

>>670271620

she won't look 18 for long eating that crap

>>670271968
>>670271620
Fuck off

>>670271620
I don't want one

>>670271620
Meeeh i don't know man she is so fucking annoying.

>>670271620
>18 year old

>pic unrelated

>>670272428
16 is legal is some states too

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My 20 year old girlfriend looks 13...

>>670272732
too bad she's 15

Forget about the girl look at that burger

18 year-old girlfriend... no thank you

>>670272892
MODS

>>670271620
>tfw have 15 year old girlfriend

>tfw its legal in canada because of the close-in-age-exception because im 18

Feels pretty damn good

>>670272732
16 is legal in half the states.

>>670272892
More like she needs to stop inhaling her meals

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>>670271620
>18
Mods pls

>>670273085
You Canadians have it so easy

>>670273034
Exactly. WTF would I even talk to her about? Justin Beiber? One Direction? Facebook?

>>670271620
i will never dine in public due to panic attacks

>>670271620
my gf is 25 and only 4'8" tall.

when she puts her hair in pigtails and acts young, i instaboner. people always think she's my little sister

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>>670271620
mfw no steak and shakes in my state

>>670271620
You will probably have a 13 year old girlfriend that looks 18

>>670271620
Because i want an actual woman, not your ideal pre-pubescent trap.

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>>670271620

had one, she was a psyco and it ended up quicker than i would've liked because of this

>pic unrelated

>>670272892
my dream girl, perfect age too

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>>670273659
go on

>>670272892
MODS

>>670273053
>>670274314
Lol no for real guys, shes 20. Im not stupid enough to try to prove it on here but no joke

would rather just have gf whos actually 13

>>670272892
no she dont

>>670273659
4ft8 with the face of a 23 year old who's had a hard life isnt appealing

/r/uLVK9l

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> this is my gf

>>670271620
WHAT KIND OF BURGER IS THAT?

>>670275199
how does it feel to know I landed this goddess and you fuckers are stuck with shit like

>>670272892

I really want that burger

>>670271620

As usual. TOGTFO

>>670271620
Shit there's plenty of that in Asian Genes. We stay young forever.

>>670275219
Whataburger

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I think I did alright for myself.
Inb4 'Jew Nose'

>>670275642
I hope she has one hell of a personality.
That. Fucking. Nose.

What about a 14 year old gf that look 18?

>>670275199
what do you look like?

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i got an asian GF, 19 looks like 15 fam
feelsgood

>>670271620
i had one
we broke up because she also acted 13

As a matter of fact, my gf is 14 (im 24) and that is way better then having a gf who just looks like it

I had a 11 yo gf when I was 15

>>670271620
hello my name is chips handson
someone post cheese pizza i hear it is interesting

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I HAVE TENTEEN GIRLFRIEND UP THE LAGER HOLE, BUDDY.

>>670275199
Is that Jelly?

>>670272962
It's 15 in France ...

>>670275219
>>670275623
Steak n Shake,but looks like chicken sandwich

>>670275642
That is not a jew nose.. Thats a jew planet. Holy fuckballs when she moves her head she must effect the tides.

>>670275833
Hahahhahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahahah

>>670276305
>>670275833
Lost.

>>670275642
I love big noses. Turns me the fuck on

>>670276042
my nigga

pics?

>>670276054

And yes I fucked her

>>670275642
Nose makes her face, i like it

sok ribanc

>>670271620
>you will never have an 18 year old girlfriend that looks 13
>you will never have an 18 year old girlfriend
>you will never have a girlfriend

>>670272892
MOOOAAARRRR

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umm........fake and gay ???

>>670271620
I have a 22 year old wife that looks 12 according to people.

>>670271620
No but I can have a 16yr old gf that looks 10.

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Jokes on you. Im dating a 13 year old

>>670275642
Moar?

>>670271968
Any chance yer names john?

>>670271620
I know, because I have a 21 year old girflfriend that looks 14. It is really really good.

I had a chance to be she loved me then found somebody she could move In with so I got dropped.

>>670275199
is that elijah wood

>tfw JJ only makes covers of shitty nigger songs

>>670275199
a granny?

>>670275642
good lord almighty that nose. She could smell money from a mile away

>>670275199
> this is a girl who runs a porn blog

http://hawkstrips.tumblr.com/

>>670272065
Steak n Shake is not crap.

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>>670278348
shes fucking hot too

>>670277801
>>670277394
>>670276170
>>670275913
>>670275199

you wish m8

>>670275931
looks like a 21 year old asian girl fam.
4/10

>>670271968
Same here

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>>670271620
That burger tho

>>670272133
Stay mad little man.

>>670272962
Thats legal where I live as long as you are not her teacher or guardian.

>>670271620
i once had a 14 year old gf that looked 13

No, I had a 22 year old girlfriend who looked 13.

>>670280013
>>670281111

>>670280784
your friend could pass for a loaf of bread

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>>670280784
ugly doesn't mean young

>>670273659
Face?

a simple google image search led me to the page of 15 yo dancer Jordyn Jones

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>>670281107

hmmmmmmmm post more girls that look like they are 13 but they aren't!

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>>670281107

>>670275642
Yeah, nose is kinda huge and jew-like. Seems to work on her though.
Grats

>>670275642
Am I the only one who actually gets slightly turned on by these shark noses?

>>670275642
She must be a bird of prey

>>670273723
Nigga, I feel for you. I live in St. Louis where we have them but I travel for business and I was stuck in Cali for like 4 months without one. Nothing is better than White Castle or Steak n Shake after a long night of drinking.

>>670281641
She looks like a slutty, blonde, white vrsion of Selena Gomez.

>>670280784
How the fuck is her face wider than her tits? Isn't that against some kind of law of human symmetry.

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>>670281872
You're not wrong

>>670281872
>I have literally never seen Selena Gomez ever
Fixed that for you, anon

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>>670281842
Except Rally's/Checkers

>be me as a kid
>live in Nothern IL suburbs
>dad always used to take me out to Rally's for lunch during school
>dad passed away when I was 16
>Rally's closed down a month later
>be fatherless and burgerless
>nearest Rally's to me is 80 miles away
>be 18, start going to college in Indiana
>Indiana University, the same school my dad went to
>he played basketball for them
>there is a Rally's 2 minutes from campus
>after each basketball game I go and eat Rally's

>>670271620
And you will never have a 13 yo GF that Looks 18.

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>>670282106
I'd say they're pretty similar.

>>670278458
>fast food
>not crap

pick one faggot

>>670277000
>dating a stupid kid
no thanks

>>670273723
Same here. What a shame.

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>>670282228
Are they 24 hours? I'm not a huge Rally's fan but I will concede they literally have the best fries of any fast food joint. You could get those mother fuckers wet and they're still crunchy.
>mfw after 4 months in Cali, I'm in Florida for 4 months with no Whiteys or Steak n Shake

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>>670282440
>>670282106
>anon actually getting btfo

>>670271968
same, well she looks 14

>>670282723
Yeah, they're 24 hours, IU is a huge drinking college town so people flood that shit at 2AM. Also fucking agreed about the fires, they blow out any other fry.

>mfw I don't care because I'm not a disgusting pedophile

>>670282440
>>670282763
>>670281872

ITT: Sufferers of prosopagnosia discuss how some ratchet cunt looks even remotely similar to the Aztec goddess, Selena.

>>670271620
Used too...with out make up she looked younger.

>>670282976
Notice, I said there were differences, such as her being slutty, and not even of the same color. The facial structure is very similar though, don't be a cunt.

10/10 tastes in celeb women though.

>>670271620
My wifes 21 She'll pass for 14-15

>>670271620
I'm 21 and look like I'm 15

>>670283246
post proof faggot

>>670282976
>the Aztec goddess
I wouldn't say that

>>670283210
Damn, I truly don't see it. Other than a general rounded face shape. I also have the complete opposite of prosopagnosia. Whenever people are like "is that so and so" or "they look just like", I'm always like, "No, are you retarded". You have supporters though so I'll take your word for it.

>>670283347
post proof

>>670283461
Blur the chest more to match resolution of face. Other than that 7/10 shoop.

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>>670271620
been there done that stfu

oc

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How old does mine look?

>>670283590
Having glasses and a retarded face does not equate to looking young.

>>670283396
gtfo nao

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>>670280190

>>670272892
She looks a lot like Debs from Shameless

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>>670283671
it was all about that body mano

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>>670283396
>not wanting to inseminate and love Selena and raise the child in a heartfelt home
What are you a faggot?

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>>670283595

>>670283844
>>670283590
Looks tight as fuck, good on you my nigga.

>>670283595
>>670283914
Looks to be around 18-19.

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>>670271620

>>670271620
My ex was like 4 1/2 foot tall

All these niggas in this thread that don't even know the meaning of the ancient native american word, "takhomasak". Stay pleb.

>>670284038
Thank goodness. Cause.

PEDOS

>>670271620
https://www.youtube.com/user/Stepsgirl

Come on OP, does it make you feel special lying about stuff?

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>>670283914

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My girlfriend, she is 100% 18. I swear. What do you guys think?

>>670284540
>downsyndrome/10

>>670284540
How'd you score a downy? Is it legal in your country to fuck a downy? In my country, retards can't give consent.

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>>670284656
>>670284737
>down syndrome mind

kek

>>670284540
Is she high functioning Are you her caretaker or something

>>670284769
Where you located friend?

>>670284769
That's a child

>>670284769
>2016
>having 3 eyebrows
First a downy and then this mutant. Where the fuck do you live, Chernobyl?

>>670284769
now that puss looks to be about... 8 years old! vetty nice

>>670284985
Kazakhstan

>>670284769
fuckin idiot stop that shit

my gf is 14

>>670284967
Nah man she's 18

>>670285078
Her vaginas hasn't even finished growing you pervert

>>670284967
>>670284998
She's 18

>>670285078
moar plz

poor girl though whyd you have to fuck her you sick fukc

>>67028531
shes got an ass
>everyone is a pervert

>>670285310
It's just a clean shave you retard.

>>670285353
Not a chance in hell she's 18 she is more 8 than 18

>>670285353
your a liar shes waay younger. moar

Wait till that steak and shake garbage gives her fat and acne

>>670281107
thank you i needed that today

>>670284769
Mods obvious CP is obvious

>>670285470
>>670285472
She's 18 you fucking retards.

>>670285619
18 in 10 years Yeh

>>670285619
we are not dumm you retart shes 7

>>670271620
Why should I care, i have a black 17 year old girlfriend that allows me to do what i please with and to her. She buys me things and loves me unconditionally. So i honestly don't care. You don't care about my post. Why does this thread even exist. This is a pointless thread. Life is pointless..... Anyone want to do a mass suicide?

>>670271620
How can you eat that cancerous shit, muricans? What a ridiculous country!

>>670285807
enjoy your aids

>>670282723
Really? I live in Florida and there's a White Castle 20 minutes away, and a Steak n Shake 5 minutes away. Hm.

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bump for more pizza

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>>670273085
TFW I'm fucking the 15 year old that volunteers at the dog shelter with me.

TFW its illegal

TFW when I dont care because I'm a man.

>>670284985
Hahaha

>>670286126
Yeah, I don't think so. I'm in Miami and I used to live in Crystal River and I've never seen a White Castle. It's all Krystal which is the plebest tier.

>>670275974
Same here

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She's a drug addict but yea. Atleast 18.

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>>670284171
Taco mask?

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>>670271620
What about a 13yo GF who looks like 18 ?

>>670278478
Nice shitstain fag

>>670271620
You will never be free of the opinions of others.

You will never be your own man.

Well fuck my girlfriend is 20 And looks 14

>>670286858
keep her away from here!!!!!

>>670271620
you'll never fuck an actual 16 yr old
>inb4 pedo this is straya cunt

>>670286858
How long has "she" been on HRT? Is she going to get the surgery. She's pretty passable.

>>670273520
Kek I get anxiety when they start taking my order

>>670282585

Go away healthyfag. you are cancer

>>670287185
None, I think.

>>670287248
>>670273520
I didn't even know there were fags this beta. Then again, I don't usually stay up this late so I have minimal exposure to European and Straya fags.

>>670271620
13 year old gf that looks 18?

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>>670286858

>>670285146
mods!

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>>670281107

>>670275199
She looks like a faggot

>>670273427
how about life?

>>670287324
Damn, she made the transition all natural? That's impressive, man. She must of been a feminine looking guy. Any pictures of her girl cock?

>>670286940
Ticking time bomb... look what happens to women shit time is a cruel beast.

If she keeps eating that trash food pretty soon she'll look 31

>>670287397
Hallucinogens? Coke or meth?

>>670275642
You must have a giant cock otherwise how would she blow you with that nose always in the way

what happened to this thread?

>>670287610
Yep. Fast food has definitely been linked to progeria. Thanks, Dr. House.

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>>670287487
She has none. Probably because she's a girl. haha

She's pretty fucking small tho

>>670287397
That is a guy.

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>>670271620
why even life ;- ;

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>>670272892

why the fuck do women have this fucking need to take pictures of themselves naked?

are they really that much fucking whores in constant need of validation.

seriously.... fuck.

>>670278458
This is a fancy ass sns i work at one and our buns look nothing like that

Better yet, I have a 22 year old girlfriend that looks 13.

>>670285146
Sauce?

>>670275642
i bet she could snort a whole gram of cocaine in one whiff with that honker!

>>670272892
yeah, good one.

>>670287638
Acid, XTc and ketamin I'd guess. Her favorites.

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how old looks my gf?

>>670271620
maybe but i might have a 13yr gf that looks 18...

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>>670287788
>race mixing.

>>670287811
Yes.

Hopefully not, my little sister is 18 and looks like 13...

>>670280784
Why is her face an omelette

>>670287889
Yeah, his pupils are blown for sure. How long has he been doing xtc and k?

>>670287788
your still brown

>>670287772
Funfact: She isn't. Still looks kinda like a dude, I know. Tight pussy and big tits confirmed, tho

>>670287788
i just wanna stomp that dudes faggot face. He must be gay no way that girl would hit that.

>>670271620
Argentinian, my ex have 14 years i have 25. Her family approves the relationship love this country.

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>>670271620
I think if I ever had a girl stare at me like that with those slide all of this scrump food onto the floor and fuck me right on this table eyes, I'd be happy enough with that.

>>670288024
She's have been doing it since a couple of years. Going out every other night selling stuff, getting stuff and getting high as fuck

>>670287890
Can't tell unless you post tits

>>670271620
That fast food within the image looks a little fattening.
Isn't this suspicious?

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>>670287934
>mfw that peep is oc from 8 ch
>mfw its on 4chan

pape the frog is truly kill ;- ;


anyway whats so bad about ricemixing

>>670287890

irrespective of age. she looks good.

>damn son.jpeg

>>670288164
Dude, this is /b/. We're trap friendly, but you don't have to say "she" everytime.

>>670287811
Yes. Very few women understand the concept of self worth. Most must seek it from outside. Its the reason women are treated like babies in the eyes of the law. Everyone knows they'll do anything they're asked for validation. So how do you hold them responsible?

If you teach them while they're young you can give them self confidence but its tough.

>>670288100
You have dubs too you fucking beaner

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>>670276154
Someone has poisoning the watering hole

Actually I have a 19 year old gf that looks about 14. But she's a crackhead haha

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>>670287873
that rape face

>>670287890
Horseface/niecebod
would paperbag

>>670288164
Has he been arrested yet? He's not going to do well in jail looking like that....

>>670287845
Not better

>>670288268
He's Argentinian. Probably whiter than you so shut up

>>670288322
>looks 14
>crackhead
Pick one.

>>670288244
I know! I'm also trapfriendly but she really isn't a dude. Most european girls look like dudes nowadays.

>>670288244
>trap friendly
>/b/ is one person
Fuck off faggot i bet you like sucking "feminine" dicks.

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>>670280190
this nigga know.. steak n shake hnnng

>>670287982
pics or gtfo

>>670287890
If you got rid of that stupid fucking face and ratty hair, she'd be a solid 7/10. As it stands now 5/10.

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>>670288100

Argentina tiene estupro. Hay la tienen facil ustedes che.

Bien por ti. Las mujeres son como la leche. Se echan a perder rapido con el tiempo.

>metesela por todos los oyos por aquellos que no podemos aca.

>>670287397
He's ugly

>>670275642

I love girls with jew noses , she looks delicious

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>>670281107

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>>670288509
I know.

>>670288424
Well she's slim and petite. Hasn't been on the white for long so her teeth etc are still OK for now.

>>670288422
>argentinian
>white
Pick one, faggot

>>670288422
OK beaner lover. Puto pendejo chinga tu madre

im gonna gtfo, seen all there is in the thread now.

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>>670275642