Id shove my cock in her ass

>>670264094
right in the pussy?

>>670264094
Probably with a hammer to the face.

>>670265234
Kekd

Would probably do doggy style. Her face isn't particularly attractive so I would not want to see it while fucking her.

Probably with a relatively heavy object capable of crushing human bones and flesh.

I would take her out for a nice dinner, chat about our lives and swap funny stories. Then I'd go for drinks with her somewhere chill with a live band or ice cream, if she's in the mood for that. We'd walk along the riverfront/beach, just shooting the breeze, while I look over at her every once in a while and smile, holding the gaze just long enough for her to smile back and look away shyly.

At the apex of a bridge, I'd stop her, hold her hand, lean in close and kiss her softly on the lips, just firm enough to leave her wanting more. Then I'd kiss her again, harder this time, breathing in her scent when I wasn't savouring her mouth. My hand would start at her waist, then slowly, but clearly move down to her arse, not squeezing, per se, but taking it in in all its majesty.

"The night doesn't have to end now," I'd say. "Come to mine."

We'd share an Uber back to my place, holding hands lightly. Once inside, we'd be on each other like two ravenous weasels, kissing hard enough that we're almost biting one another.

Guiding her into my bedroom, I'd slowly unzip her dress, letting it fall to the floor, forgotten and unneeded. With a single deft motion, I'd unhook her bra, freeing her magnificent breasts to glisten with sweat in the moonlight. Grabbing lightly with my left hand, I'm nuzzling them, I wouldn't go for the nipples right away, but rather nibble and lick around them, especially underneath and in between.

My other hand is fingering her now, deeply at first, then I pull out to spread her slickness over her vulva and rub her clit with her own juices.

She begins to moan.

I keep at this, letting her heat build, hotter and wetter, teasing her every once in a while with a quick lash of my tongue over a nipple. Then, as her breathing intensifies to a frenzy, I finally take her nipple deep in my mouth, sucking like a starving baby out of control. She has a shuddering orgasm and gasping, she frantically tries to unhooks my belt

The Mines of Moria

>>670264094

straight up the ass baby!

balls deep and pulling her hair hard, other hand squeezing her throat

slam her like that til she cries, then jizz deep in her butt, slap her face and call her a worthless cunt

bitches love that shit

>>670265994
Her movements are jerky and awkward, so I help her, unbuckling the clasp and letting my pants fall to the floor. I'm no thundercock-wielding porn star, but I'm no slouch either and I gasp as her tongue makes its way around the head of my cock. She sucks me down with enthusiasm. Her head game is weak, but I don't care. It's enough to know she wants me this badly.

Finally, I stop her and push her back onto the bed, opening her legs and smiling at her in a wry way. My first instinct is to kiss her pussy, darting my tongue into her opening the same way I did her mouth. I quickly move on to just concentrate on her clit.

I get into a rhythm now, my hands reaching up and playing with her nipples as I work. She whimpers and gasps and every once in a while tries to pull me up on top of her. I slap her wrist away at these attempts and lick harder. Her juices are running down my chin. I'm not nearly done.

Ten, maybe twelve minutes go by and it happens. She tenses and her body goes stiff, lifting her back clear off the bed. A deep animal moan escapes her. This is it, the wave-breaking orgasm. I smile internally, never letting up the pressure. I'm practically twisting her nipples at this point and all it does is intensify her pleasure.

Finally, I stand, wiping her juices from my mouth onto my forearm.

"Now," she says. "Fuck me now."

I comply, pushing my cock into her remorselessly. I start pumping like a jackhammer, the need for gentleness now at an end. Unbidden, more orgasms hit her and she digs her fingernails into my back.

With one final thrust, I spray my seed deep inside her. A moment passes, all silent.

Then the spell breaks. We breathe, tired and satisfied.

Keeping my semi-hard cock inside her, I reach over for a box of tissues on my bedside table. Asking if she's ready, I pull out, handing her tissues so we can both clean ourselves up. It was a good day.

Maybe I ought to have a shower.

>>670268427

sexy fucking bitch

Is she part Asian or something? Native American even maybe?

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>>670269852
The later

With a Gomu-Gomu no Giganto Jet Shell

>>670270168
Fantastic, I recognize it because I've dated one. I'm guessing she's from up North.

>>670269649

fapping like a madman, cute and seriously sexy at the same time

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>>670270349
South, super Christian type. Though she doesn't exactly follow what she preaches

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>>670270582
Tribute?

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Here's someone that looks like her

>>670271097

damn, her ass is just made for grabbing and pumping away doggy style

>>670271326
dun dun duuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>670271284

hell yea! Just need that one pic that screams out to printed and jizzed on

i'd bring a company of dwarves who know the terrain

>>670271473
I know, ha? I'll be she shits like only one a week. My nose would be all up in her culo.

>>670271931

nose, tongue, fingers then dick

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I'd wrap her hair around my fist 3 or 4 times and pull her head down like a horse, say "bitch shut the fuck up" and bite the nape of her neck as I dry ram into her ass.

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Motherless /9F278D2

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>>670272890

>>670272541

damn, she wouldn't be quiet if I got hold of her out there dressed like that

>>670271903
There's some real waifu potential here.

>>670264094
With a sledgehammer

>>670266423
The huge erect clitoris

>>670273759
where's this video?

>>670268427
Very sexy but you need to trim that cunt hair.

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>>670273988
Just the pic, unfortunately

>>670264094
probably tag team her with my short friend named Balin

>>670268914
This girl know you've posted this???

>>670264094
>Lead with my right, aim for the nose
>grab hair after impact, knee to the face
>holding hair continue flurry of knees
>throw on ground
>bodysmash.jpeg
Any other answers are fucking newfags

>>670264094

I'd smash her reality with the truth about Hitler and the Third Reich. He could have saved western civilization from its current situation. Perhaps after exposing her to the teachings of our beloved leader, she would see the ways of the Fuhrer and live her life accordingly.

>>670274761
newfag as in this is an old joke, or newfag as in everyone on b is a sadist?

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She doesn't know I have them lol

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>>670275036
>>670274602

Upload to mega.

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>>670275036
Say whaaat

>>670275674
Noe that's just beautiful.

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Let's j

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>>670275864
>>670275674
Let's just say she thought she was sending them to (one of her many) ex's that she still liked

>>670276068
That's awesome, thank you for sharing. I've got a real thing for gals like her.

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>>670276068
She's one of those hardcore conservative Christians (see poster in back ground) who always carries a bible with her preaching God and abstinence and all that

>>670276709
Ahah, yes... abstinence...

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>>670276709
Although she's had something like 18 (I think now) partners in the last 4 years, including 2 chicks.

>>670264094
>How would you smash Moriah
I would smash her so hard, and I'm gonna build a wall, and I'm gonna make America great again.

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>>670276975

"Ambers"

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She knows know that she didn't send these to her ex (she's pretty fucking stupid) but I framed a guy she had had friendzoned for years. She still thinks it was him, but at least it helped that guy out of years of being in the friendzone and got her nudes and made her not suspect me all at the same time

>>670278158
how did she friendzone him, how did she take advantage of him? did she make him do errands?

>>670278158
>getting friendzoned by this girl
what the fuck?

>>670278158
So why would it be bad if she knew it's you? How do you feel about this fine ass slut?

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>>670278553
No clue, but the guy she had friendzoned hard
>>670278579
Yep, she knew him from highschool or something

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>>670278624
It isn't I don't give a damn, it was fun and I wanted to see if she was stupid enough to fall for it.

I wouldn't mind banging her again but she's getting married now, met the guy in September, engaged during Christmas and now the wedding is in May (and I'm invited, might try to get some wedding pics to go with the nudes)

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>>670279095
>>670278553
She used him like her fallback guy between fucks

how did this chick accidentally send you ~80 pictures are you moriah?

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>>670281108
Her brains aren't as nice as her ass

With acid

>>670281869
More of her in nice underwear?

>>670275002
The latter, faggot. Bitch is overweight and buttface as fuck

>>670282677
butterface* but still kinda works as it is

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>>670282239

>>670264094
with a brick

I think I'd drag her to the edge of the bed and teach her the art of sword swallowing.

>>670281472

fucking even Stephen Hawking's brains aren't as nice as her ass. Her ass is like a one in a billion

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Also pic related to >>670279537

guy she's marrying

>>670284842
seriously though, how do you get friendzoned by this chick when that's the nigga shes marrying?

>>670285455
i second this

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>>670285455
The guy was pretty fat, but so is the guy she's marrying so no clue, here's the guy she friendzoned

How much more do you have?

>>670286004
shit, thanks for the laugh.

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>>670287746
Guess even sluts who like getting fucked up the butt by anyone and everyone they meet have standards

>>670287284
Not much more

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>>670289579
She's also sometimes pretty stupid when it comes to trying to be sexy

Anyone know some good tools for creating gifs/webms longer than what Imgur allows?