Any woman who will talk to us

Seriously

This is the most stupid question ive ever responded to.

A little chubby. Younger than me. Absolute sluts. Make good sandwiches

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>>669788004

>>669788004
a woman with a feminine cock, obviously

>As much as we
>we
Form your own opinions you stupid faggot. I don't hate women, why would I generalize all women based off of a few.

>>669788453
This

>>669788453
/thread

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>>669788004

>>669788400
Pretty much. The only women that can think rationally are the ones with male brains. Also there's no questioning when they're horny/aroused

>>669788004
I don't hate women. I hate myself for being too pathetic to talk to them.

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>>669788004
I like guys who are nice and sweet without being a total pussy. Jocks and bad boys are fucking assholes and weebs are too creepy.

>>669788004
We don't hate women
Just feminazis
Don't generalize and two any if they will talk to us ;_;

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>>669788243
Makes sense.

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I have discovered I like 2 types.
I like burner girls a lot as fuckbuddys/friends.
>>Smart,
>>can get shit done,
>>good with drugs,
>>open with their sexuality,
>>has an imagination so I can impress them with my bullshitty graffiti game.
>>shameless
>>active

However if I'm just getting drunk, on a boat or out for a fancy meal I like trophy girls. Hot sophisticated socalite blonds that look good in a skimpy red dress. Sadly their personality is usually shit so I can only stand them in short bursts. They have more social value and make me feel like a boss

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>>669788453
I'm using
>we
As /b/ is a community. Don't try to pretend you're above that community, you asshat.

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>>669788004
I only talk to women that look like mai waifu
>pic related

>>669788812
just used this for a song idea
https://soundcloud.com/chudoin/seriously-strange

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>>669788731
>weebs are too creepy
Is this a real problem for women? Like, how can you tell a person's a weeb unless they're wearing anime garb?

>>669788913
If you buy into this whole infamous 4chan community bullshit then you're fucking stupid, my man

>>669789109
That's pretty much how you find a weeb...
Not that hard just look into your comic store

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>>669789070
Interesting.

>>669789141
Whatever, newfriend. Pic related.

>>669789109
weebs, geeks, gamers... all pretty creepy, also music nerds and tv watchers. I want an outdoorsy bf

>>669789241
I know that post....
Holy shit dude this isn't a feels thread

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>>669789213
But I'm saying, like....I'm apparently a weeb, but I don't show it as often as I used to. Still single though; have been for the last 11 years (since I was 15).

>>669789304
...What's wrong with TV watchers? Or music 'nerds' for that matter?

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Like this.

>>669789394
>AOL
THE MEMORIESSS
anyways how would you consider yourself a weeb? You may be an otaku

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>>669789490
Because this isn't even my final form.

>>669789394
>.What's wrong with TV watchers? Or music 'nerds' for that matter?
because they act like they are special for watching a fucking tv show or listening to annoying off label music. I am sick to death of celeb gossip and tv factoids, I just want a man who talks about life and good times they experienced, not the experience of other people on the fucking tv, I don't even watch tv thankfully

>>669788004
Damn I was soo in love with Winona in this movie.

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>>669788004
Femanon would like to let all anons know that they are all important to her and she loves each of you.

>>669788004
>pic related is every basque chick

>>669789630
> I want an interesting man
Tell me about yourself then

>>669789544
Well at LEAST you're actually learning it and not ripping it to shreads

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>>669789630
Oh, you mean hipsters and normies. I guess I understand.

>>669789632
Same, but I didn't realize it until I was much older.

>>669789714
I don't know how to respond to this. I can't understand the true nature of this attack.

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>>669788004
the ones with a cock

>>669788004
Only into a gut that's quiet and is well a guy. Not the ftm shit or a nigger. Other then that no standards

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>>669789846
Woo yes. I beat N4 last year, so I'm getting ready for N3 this year. Also decided to start self-learning French.

>>669789871
if (userAppendage===penis) {
console.log("That's a man, baby");
}
else {
console.log();
}
};

>>669789855
There is no attack. only love. Seriously. You don't have to respond. You're prefect just the way you are and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>669789983
Shit I ment guy in the first part
Not gut

>>669789841
Grew up on a farm, ride dirtbikes, surf, climb, hike, mountain bike. I like astronomy and have a sweet dobsonian refactor but I am afraid at night that I will get raped so I hardly use it.

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>>669789983
Oh....

>>669790026
This is making me feel a little uncomfortable. I know there's sarcasm in there, but I can't find it.

>>669790133
Are you black or trans? Didn't mean to make you feel that way anon...

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>>669790254
Black, yes.

>>669790340
dont worry my fellow black man. there's a sucker for every lollipop

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>>669790617
But I don't want a sucker...

I want affection.

>>669790340
No I have no problem with black people only niggers. Ya know the ones in welfare and shit with blm?

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>>669790743
Oh, I know all too well. The very ones who unfortunately 'represent' me, and demand I think/function the same way (if you'd even call it that) as they do, lest I be a 'sellout.'

>>669790866
Yeah sadly same shit in the hispanic communities...

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this type - healthy ass - not too old.

>>669788004
I like sluts and whores

>>669788872
Nice imagination you have while jacking off

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>>669791036

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>>669789855
You are all very important :D
Stay perfect, babes.

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>>669791228

>>669791211
I swear they always pull the racist card so they can get away with shit. Can't wait till trump gets in.

>>669790866
> being called an oreo
this shit rustles my jimmies like nothing else

>>669791452
I get called a banana
Irony is i'm bot Asian yet people mistake me for one

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>>669791452
It goes way beyond, 'oreo,' kek. But, that's alright; I've come to accept my title and wear it like a badge of honor. Non-blacks are okay with me (usually), and they're the ones who have the jobs/opportunities I'm looking for.

Well anon if you care about my opinion

I am guessing you are referring to women you'd take as a significant other so~
I like a woman who is smart, kinda nerdy-not really nerdy just kinda weird is what I aim for, has ambition, easy to talk to and knows how to have fun
on the flip negatives are emotional, irrational, loud, talkitive

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>>669792178
I see. I can't really say what types of women I like; it never matters any more.

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Total bitches, but hot.

>>669788004
The ones with a willy

>>669788997
so none

Married to an ex-army cross-fitter that can clean 90 kilos....but you asked me what kind of woman I like, not who I was married to...

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>>669788997
While I like the idea of having a waifu, it can't replace the warmth of an actual woman. It's been so long for me, I don't even remember what it feels like to be held.

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>>669792974
so WHY did you rub salt in the wound?!

>>669788913
/b/ doesn't hate women /b/ hates attention whores

Able to laugh and joke around with me. If I find you funny and not cringey, you're good. But no blacks, my town has shown me black women are not the way to go.

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>>669793043
Yeah but hiro is cute!

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>>669793122
Turns out that's what I'd have given the choice anyway - Christmas Abbott is my ultimate woman but wife's a close second

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>>669794102
As a black man who has lived around blacks most of his life, I say that you are right. I'm done trying to be with them just because someone says I 'have to.'
>yo momma black

>>669794156
But you can't *feel* her, Anon. You can show as much love and affection you want, but she (or he) can't love you back. It's painful to realize.

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I like the kind of woman that is eager to please my dick.

Also nerdy Asians.

>>669788004
Kinda like hippie girls. Somehow I always end up dating vegetarians who love animals and care about nature etc. I'm pro nuclear power and shit so dunno how I end up with them. Doesn't seem to matter in the end and sex is always good.

Kinda cool cuz I love meat but I still love good vegetarian food. Tasty as fuck.

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>>669788004
This type

a girl who is attractive, reads and won't except me to socialize with her friends all the time

don't see it happening

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>>669794766
I've been eating a lot of tofu and soybeans lately in place of meat. Vegetarian food is actually pretty good.

>>669794813
Not possible, captain.

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>>669794301
>she
Bad news....

>>669788453
Because all women are the same.

>>669788004
You ever heard of the fleshlight?
>Feels like a pussy but shuts the fuck up

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Really all depends, I'd fuck just about any woman I find attractive, in terms of date my current gf and my previous gf's have all been white with blue eyes, and generally on the smarter side or at least "real" which is extremely hard to find in a female. In terms of getting married Idk if I will ever officially get married unless there is a prenuptial agreement because I'm not too keen on the possibility of lossing my shit. The problem I have with females is that even the intelligent ones are still irrational as hell, but that's expected I suppose. In terms of body type anything from thin to thick, but not fatties. As I've gotten older, there are alot of the things that you always said were peramiters for a partner that you just stop giving a fuck about because as the virgin fags ITT will learn no one is perfect....its moreso learning to live with each other's flaws because you enjoy their other aspects

>>669788004
the ones that are men

>>669796094
/thread

>>669788913
get out

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>>669790686
she loves you

>>669790686
Well I care fo you :3
And i'm a random femanon
Just stay strong

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>>669796947
I try....

>>669797096
Good :3

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this

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I have come to the point where I pretty much fall in love with any woman who I can uphold a conversation for more than a few minutes.

The ones with feminine penii.