Ever taste your own recipe?
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Ever taste your own recipe?
Yes and I'm starving
>>669472368
are you referring to what I think you are refering?
>>669472541
nooooooo....
>>669472368
You mean the special sauce made up of 5 different herbs and spices?
>>669472737
then no
>>669472536
quick! eat this penis
Its full of nutrients
>>669472368
all the time
>>669472368
Yes, I have done it. I wonder if other people cook it differently.
>>669472440
Why not?
>>669472862
yes. Special sauce.
>>669472926
please daddy
>>669472926
Om-nom-nom~
Moist and delicious!
Yes. Fairly often. It's pretty hot. Because it just came out of the oven I mean.
>>669473093
more for you ;P
>>669473164
its got a cream filling too
>>669473066
b cus everyone thinks im yukky.
>>669472048
Hay there, what up, are you well?
>>669472368
nibs that's lewd, watch your mouth.
sometimes when i fart i smell it just to see how bad it is
>>669473288
You are yucky
>>669473085
It's deeeeeeelicious.
>>669473283
daddy can you fill me up :3
>>669473406
I know
>>669473283
Can you squeeze some out for me?
>>669473461
saucy
>>669473475
only if you behave
>>669473514
>>669473288
Naw
>>669473403
Nothing much. Same as always.
>>669473694
but im so tight daddy please
>>669473751
If katia thinks im yukky then im yukky.
>>669473662
It would be a pleasure
>>669473694
>>669473852
idc about your spending habits. Behave
>>669473923
>>669473923
That's weirdly arousing.
>>669473882
Guess Katia will never know what I look like.
>>669474179
>lewinkyfaec
it is isnt it. Like a pressure hose
>>669474120
>>669473751
i see. well, alrighty then. have a cute charr.
Is there ever a time which there isn't any furfag threads going on?
>>669474120
but i gotta eat now daddy
>>669474343
You can keep him.
>>669474304
But it isn't inside me.
>>669474363
There would be for an hour or two if I didn't wake up at 4 AM.
>>669472368
Home, showered, ready to be a condescending prick. Unfiltered mode.
And yes, my cum is the stuff of legend.
>>669474363
the ride never ends
>>669474363
when we're having our big gay out at the funfair
>>669474434
no *grips leash*
>>669474304
>>669474610
yeah thats the sad part
>>669474772
>>669473923
Thanks!
>>669474772
ill get dressed up daddy okay
>>669474655
I'm pretty sure we've established that you never really sleep, Kaybe.
>>669474701
I want off.
>>669474772
Why am I never invited to this gay funfair?
>>669475020
I sleep, just not when THE MAN wants me to.
>>669474966
Holy shit...
>>669474471
aww, fine, i will.
have a fox then.
>>669474968
good boy
>>669474966
no problem. Dont really have anything similar to that though
>>669475020
Cause the funfair takes place on my land. You gotta pay a toll to enter my land
;)
>>669474930
>>669472368
Like eating your shit? Dogs do it, so it must be good.
>>669475276
That's better.
>>669475231
Kaybe, you don't have a man to tell you went to sleep. Stop talking about this non existent man.
>>669475348
I'm starting to like the idea of this funfair less and less.
>>669474930
But I still got my butt plug. I'm inclined to use it.
>>669475431
gayfox
Anyone wants to cradle me to sleep while we mutually jerk each other off?
>>669475600
My dad tells me to go to bed sometimes.
>>669475348
im dressed and ready to cum daddy
>>669475751
Unless your dad is also doing things to you that he shouldn't, you shouldn't refer to him as your man. Or the man. Gives the wrong idea. That's gross, Kaybe
>>669475600
But we have rainbow coloured cotton candy!
>>669475632
yeah I have a tailplug but the tail sucks its like a pipe cleaner even though it was advertised as a big bushy thing
>>669475716
>>669475742
depends if you're cute
>>669476061
good boy
*takes you to bedroom*
*chains you to bedpost*
you ready?
>>669476099
>>669476099
Poor you. I'd love to jerk off but I'm not allowed to cum. :/
>>669475742
>Update
fuck yes
>>669476167
I am about 7\10 of cute. Are you cute?
I need it
in my mouth
now
>>669476093
Just because YOU want to chew your dad's armpit hair out and swallow it doesn't mean that I want to, Maru.
>>669476358
Oh? Whys that? Also yeah it sucks
>>669476338
>>669476099
That doesn't sound nice enough to warrant a toll. And I don't even know what kind of toll this is.
>>669476537
Wow... it's even worse than I thought. Kaybe, you can tell your dad "no". Every night doesn't have to be like that.
>>669476456
proofs
>>669476693
What? Troll? You know what? For that imma blacklist you from our big gay out
>>669476681
>>669476693
Be honest, you thought it was much, much worse.
>>669476733
I am afraid you just have to take my word for it. I promise I have a nice butt and junk. You can always turn 180 at any moment, so no risks there.
>>669476681
Sort of a weird story. A friend of mine and I recently talked about our fetishes and stuff like that, and I told him that I love getting orders from other guys. Eventually he told me that I'm not allowed to cum without his permission. Which made me pretty horny.
>>669476883
I thought the people on the blacks list got in first. You size queens.
>>669477019
Okay, but are you a virgin?
Never tasted my own cum. Should I?
>>669476883
That sounds like just the list I need to be on.
>>669476973
I don't think it can get much worse than that. I mean, no sexual gratification even or nothing.
>>669477256
Yes, but I have good imagination.
>>669477057
You're right, that is weird. You shouldn't really tell anyone about that ever again.
>>669477272
No, but you probably will anyway.
>>669477319
I think it can get worse.
>>669477418
can i join in on this
>>669477272
You won't get addicted to it after first try, so why not? No one will know.
>>669477122
no >:[ You're at the top of the list though ;)
>>669477319
alright! We've had it with your emo rubbish! You're getting put in the dunk tank
>>669477057
ah nice
>>669476989
>>669477418
Perfect, gimme dat ass.
>>669475717
Gayfoxes are bestfoxes.
>>669477579
If you can fit on my bed.
>>669477678
Here, grab it, quick!
>>669472368
Yes, pre is so much better than the actual thing but there's a lot more of the actual thing, hell is here.
>>669472368
Yes, but I'd like to taste someone elses
>>669477726
You gayfox
>>669477463
Please, give me some insight on what would have to happen for it to be worse.
>>669477625
What're you dunking in me?
>>669477584
That sounds like fun! I wanna get addicted to eating my own juices, but how do I do it?!
>>669477777
Checked
Im going to fill your butt up.
>>669477625
I plan to show up fashionably late. 8 to 15 years late, approximately.
>>669477941
He could make me do my homework and clean my room! Ick!
>>669477463
But :(
>>669477625
Yeah but I'm so horny.
>>669477918
Yis, das me.
>>669477941
Sit you on a ledge with a tank of water beneath you and whoever hits the target drops you in. Hell I may even throw a crocodile in that tank too
>>669477846
>>669478012
You simply put them in your mouth. Don't forget to play with them for a bit before swallowing.
>>669477777
quints call for ass fucking NOW!
>>669478250
Arent you a little tall to be a fox?
>>669478148
Yes please, I want it to run down my thighs when you pull out.
>>669478324
How do i get the cum out of my cock? Do i place it in like a cup or just lick it up off my stomach?
>>669478209
ah thats rough
>>669478201
I'll take a note of that >:[ and I'll find you when you show up
>>669478012
eat lots of pineapple, makes your cum taste good
>>669478288
>>669478418
Don't remind me of my curse.
>>669478563
You can position yourself accordingly in order to shoot it directly into your mouth, or just scrape it off with your fingers and then lick them clean.
>>669478493
Im just kidding, ill never get to fill your butt up. Thanks for living like 100 billion miles away.
>>669478828
ok about to cum
ill be sure to do this!
>>669478653
Just like, get smaller.
>>669478012
start with piss, it's easier. Cum is difficult because the moment you came you no longer want to do that. And shit, yes actually it tastes pretty good contrary to people who never tasted it. I like some safe version of russian roulette, one card in the deck means eating shit, the thrill that there is tiny chance of getting the worst,... which card did I draw? that card!
>>669472368
Only ever tried it after being made to by a dom who was fucking me at the time. It was kinky but I much prefer other people's recipes.
>>669479052
Be careful not to choke!
>>669479002
Aawww, that is just sad.
Dream on! I will certainly dream of your junk!
>>669479387
You dont even know me
>>669479157
I like working out too much.
