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Dicklets, report in with your penis size.

6.5" here, feelsbadman.
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>>669314407
Lol the average is 5.1, if your below that in the 4inch category then it's sucks but you could still potentially sexually please a woman, if you've got below 4 inches some girls have fetishes about it (rare but they do) if your above 5 inches your good bros
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>>669314855
Worldwide average != average.
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G8b8m8
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>>669314855
took the b8
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>>669314407
i have big benis. quite big good benis. have many pussy with such big of benis.
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Most people over-measure and round up by about a half inch. Official studies such as the ones used to get national averages measure external dick only. You're not allowed to push down your public mound and measure from the bone.
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>>669315375
You're also supposed to measure from the top.
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>>669314407
Don't lie, Anon. Everyone on this site is at least 12" long with soup can girth.
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7 inches here.

Could be worse. Also rate bros?
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Speak in cm u uncivilized assholes
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>>669314407
You don't have to re-post your thread, faggot
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>>669314407
6" so i'm beautifully average and give 0 fucks.
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>>669316881
m8 6" is small

you would never get hired as a porn star, they all have 9"
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>>669317050
i don't want to be a pornstar, so that's fine.

my 6 incher can do everything thats required of it, so yeah.
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>>669317050
>Implying any of the male porn stars are even moderately attractive. The only thing they have going for them is a large penis.
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>>669317050
not true nigger
someone did some actual research and shit (its posted on reddit somewhere) and most of them have 6.5-8in dicks
its all camera angles and small pornstars
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>>669317050

5-6" is average according to most studies, that's across most, if not all, races..
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>>669314407
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Dick over this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAgXZ5Ut28g
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i believe this is suitable for the thread
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>>669319040
>almost 18 years old.
oh boy,
mods
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>>669319645
what the fuck is with theese underage fags in this thread?
are minors more suceptable to b8 or smth?
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>>669314855
thx man :)
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>>669319645
Well at least your height makes up for your slightly-below-average penis.
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6.3 here
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>>669315081
Bait of actual statistics? You must be autism'd out of existence.i
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>>669321000

Lololol

Below average at 7"
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>thought i had a small dick because porn standards
>asked prostitute what size i was
>said i was above average

i still don't care. as long as you really don't have an actual small dick, it makes no difference.
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9" not too shabby
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22. 5'6"...5 on the dot
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>>669321403
although having said that, women are more attracted to bigger dicks and they do actually serve a function for the woman; they fill them up and stretch them out more and women like that.

when i say women, i say whores, whores that actually care about being stretched out. your average nice girl won't give a fuck.
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this dicklet thing needs work.

if you're going to make people feel insecure about their dick size, you'd have to pick on people with dicks under 5.5", and they won't post their size here.

in other words, this is silly.
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>>669314407
19 cm here, feels bad man
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im 5'5 23 year old with a pretty fat PP. im sadly only 7" though. but I love being a short white guy because when women see my dick ive literally only had positive reactions such as oh my and wow, pretty generic but because im so self contious about other things ive put a huge stresser on my dick being great to make me feel like a man. I also for some weird reason have a fetish of me having a small dick.. why?!?!?!
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I honestly don't know.

On one hand,. I'm a heavy guy (260lbs) and I'm sure that's not doing me any favors.

But on the other hand, when I go a few days without fapping then finally do, it looks massive.

But again, it may only look big because fat guy.
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>>669317377
amazes me how bad some of them fuck those girls tbh, almost like the only way they could really get with women is through porn
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>>669314407

7.25
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6 inches here, not insecure about it at all. You american fatties are all worried about your dicks because you watch so much porn you think the average guy has a horse cock.
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between 4 and 5, depends on the temperature and how turned on I am

annoyingly I think I would have a borderline decent piece if I lost some weight
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>>669321704
that's interesting. i'm 5'6 with a 6 inch dick and i'm glad i've got the extra inch in height instead of dick size.

just fucking with you, i don't care about my height or my dick size.
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6"
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>>669314407
fuck off and die you piece of weakbaiting shit
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>>669321858
Stop projecting, eurofag.
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>>669321611
I hate that word insecure

I have a small dick and I'm certain it's not good enough. It's very depressing, but at least I'm not worrying about it like a fag
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>>669314407
6.5 too, looks so damn small against my 6'2 body.
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I think I'm average
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>>669322474
if small dicked guys couldn't get laid then they'd have died out by now.

make things easy for yourself and bang girls with your small peen until you meet one who doesn't care. that's what all the rest did, from the dawn of time until now.

also, faggot.
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just turned 18, 4.7"
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>>669314407
7.2' but i'm 6'2 height, restinpeporonis.jpg
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Can you imagine, in a bizzaro-earth, a load of women on 4chan posting pictures of their vaginas, wondering if they're too gross and meatflappy to get a boyfriend?
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>>669322962
if only.

i could fap to this.
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>>669322962
What would their feminists be like?
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7.5 here feels great man. Women have absolutely NO sense of measurement when it comes to dicks. I tell women in 9 inches and they'll believe it
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>>669319645
my nigga u from london because we are twinsies
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>>669323040
What, the mincemeat vagina flaps or the concept of women being as openly and descriptively insecure about their bodies as men?
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>>669321000
checke'd
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>>669323131
you should feel more concerned about why even with an above average one you still have to lie about it.

that's a strange quirk.
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>>669323130
Too depressed and unmotivated to do anything but cling to and fight for the videogames that kept them company through their childhood as their male equivalents screech like harpies and demand more male-friendly, male-positive leads star in their games.
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>>669323371
Because it's fun to lie to women faggot don't worry about what I'm doing fucking weirdo
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7.75''x5.25'', up from 4.5''x4''. women still call me small, which sucks. gonna keep doing PE til im at least 8.5''x6''
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>>669323197
>openly and descriptively insecure about their bodies as men?
yeah, that's part of it. a palpable sense of humanity is nice because weakness makes me feel okay about my own weaknesses.

also, the pictures. imagine all those pictures.
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>>669323836
triggered so fucking hard.
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>>669314407
Dont feel bad, here you go.
<<<
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>>669323197
I've heard that women are open and descriptively insecure about their bodies...just not around men

I like the role reversal myself. Imagine if you were a woman in this thread right now. The power you would feel.

Destroy a big dicked anon's ego with one word, or make a small dicked anon's week with a compliment
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>6 is average

And since when have women been satisfied with average?
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>>669324050
Not really lol was completely calm while typing buddy boy
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>>669324229
sigh...
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>>669324208
everywhere i look they settle for average, because
they are average.

wait, what do you mean women are REAL PEOPLE?
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>>669324208
never. women have always wanted men who are in the top 10% in height, wealth, attractiveness, dick size, you name it. 10% of men have 80% of the casual sex, and the majority of women will flock to the same guys over and over again. if you're not hot, rich, and hung you're at a huge disadvantage.
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>>669321584
What a sad life you must lead anon. Im genuinly sorry.
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>>669324453
>10% of men have 80% of the casual sex

do you have statistics to back this up, or are you just lost in your own insecurity and paranoia about women?
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0".

inb4 tits or gtfo
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>>669316746
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>>669324472
same goes for you, though.

weak people feel pity, strong people feel compassion. in other words, you're flawed.
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>>669324646

Not him but I mean, it makes sense doesn't it? the top minority percentile will have the majority of the sex. maybe not as much as 80%, but it's a majority nonetheless
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>>669314407
>Dicklets, report in with your penis size.

OK, now that was funny. Ten Internets to you, OP. Way to go.
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>>669324830
no, it's the ravings of somebody who isn't looking at reality.

if the top 10% of men were servicing all those women, those men would not only be exhausted but also the most widely-breeding people. they are not, and such, your insecurity has been shown to be just that.
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>>669314855
Lol yea... till she cheats on you ;)
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>>669314407
Pic related, dick sizes and percentiles. Both compiled from the "am I normal study".
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5'10 with 7ish inches downstairs, r8. Yes im half nig nog.
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When you count women, the average penis size in the U.S. is around 2.5". So don't feel too bad.
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6'5 man... Can use my crank to please the fuck out of most women. Feels good
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>>669325333
kek
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>>669315158
Lol you sound like a paki or indian
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>>669317050
Femanon here, 6" is very good.
It's like,
<2: dysfunctional
2>x>4: barely functional
4>x>6: meh, usable but not optimal
6>x>8: very good!
8>x>10: yay!
>10: death by snu snu
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>>669324355
Cringed
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>>669325725
Tit or gtfo
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2.5"

all the other guy saying "6 inches meh its OK"
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6.5 is adequate.
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>>669325315
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>>669316444
Metric tripstem
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>>669326141
?????
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>>669325725
Not knowing how to use less-than/greater-than: meh
Knowing how to use less-than/greater-than: yay!
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>>669325725
wow, i never knew this.

since i'm short, i always assumed that other guys had choads. mine is 6 inches so i never cared but it turns out that all these tall guys with big hands don't have bigger cocks on average?

this is interesting to me. i wonder what else i've missed that can make me feel more inclined to be extroverted.
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>>669314407
6"11' here
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Guess my size
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Does anyone else have a fucking tiny flacid dick that becomes ridiculous erect, or is it just me.
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>>669326816
grower not a shower bro.
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>>669326816
It's just you.
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>>669325188
. in the correct place?
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I'll just leave this here.
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6.2" and curved like a scimitar. when i am really excited my head engorges so it's like 6.4"
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>>669325315
Hey we have the same dick measuring ruler
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>>669327484
this is some nice trolling because it leaves just enough slack in the rope for the insecure person to hang themselves with.

how are we judging the men, on earnings? attractiveness? height? it really does allow them to let their personal fears blossom, and turn into a full-on complex.

saved for later.
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>>669327484
this is about income and you know that!
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my flaccid small dick
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4,7'' here. 19 years old. How bad is it?
(A girl can't suck my dick and hold it at the same time.)
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>>669328464
Im so so sorry....
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>>669322962
As a girl I do wonder if my beef curtains are too much of a turn off. I might post pictures.
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>>669325188
Unit?
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>>669328385
looks like an average flaccid dick, nothing to worry about bro
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>>669328798
Post anyway. Besides, there a fetish for roast beef.

There's far less fetish for southern thumbs.


>inb4 consequences
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>>669328798
No need, the answer is it's not
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>>669328798
Post and find out
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>>669329228
>southern thumbs
I like this euphamism
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>>669328798
you should.

i quite like a bit of kebab pussy, and then you can sit there wherever you are knowing that someone somewhere is causing a jizz catastrophe because of you! imagine all that wiping up.
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>>669328798
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>>669326578
I’m pretty sure I used they correctly?
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>>669329389
I'm doing God's work.

But forreal femanon, if you got 'em, post 'em.
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>>669329470
I'm betting the jizz to body weight ratio is still pretty low
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>>669314407


LOL YOU NIGGER. 6.5" IS ABOVE AVERAGE. MOST "LARGE" PORN STARS WERE RECENTLY MEASURED AT 7-7.2" YOU DUMB FUCK. YOUR COCK IS MOST LIKELY 5"
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>>669329649
Eh never mind
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>>669329665
>2 is greater than x is greater than 4
I'm pretty sure you're retarded
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>>669316391


YEAH? PUT A RULER BESIDE IT. I GUARANTEE U R NOT 7"
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Exactly 6" at mass erection. Wife constantly says i'm perfect. Obviously a lie, but who cares? She gets about 4-5 orgasms per session regardless.

btw, I play guitar and have acrobatic fingers OF LUST.
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>>669317050


WHICH PORN STAR VERIFIABLE MEASURED 9"?? YOU NIGGER...
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>>669329741
well, yes.

are your sperm cells made of lead?
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>>669329030

anothet angle
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>>669314407

>tfw grower but not a shower

felt good when my dick went diamonds for the first time with the gf
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>>669329925

>Replying to the wrong post

>I think

I'm high as fuck right now anyway.
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>>669330198
Mine are mercury
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>>66931752

NO PORN STAR WILL ALLOW YOU TO MEASURE HIS COCK FUCK HEAD. RUINS THE ILLUSION. OUT THE FEW THAT DID THEY WERE 6.9-7.5" WHERE PEOPLE SAID IT WAS 9".
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>>669328938
Inch
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>>669330074
At first glance I thought your wife was The Kimmy.
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>>669314407
>6.5" is bad
>knows 5" global average

both lying and a faggot OP
bring in the dancing lobsters
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>>669330074
Boy, you sure took that picture from the late 90's early 2000's really well. How'd you take it with your phone though?
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>>669322962


WELCOME TO BETA USA MAN
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12 inches here, below average but not bad. Hv no trouble picking up 11/10s at all. Also im 6'3" and not a nigger. Im pretty average. Im also rich too.
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Rate?
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5.5"
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>>669331026
We appreciate your honesty anon.
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>>669314407
7" here, so sad :(
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>>669324105
"Green 6.3-7.1" literally only 1 above 7.
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MINE IS 2 FEET LONG AND A FOOT THICK. YOU THINK WOMEN WILL LIKE IRL? I AM TERRIFIED SOME AVERAGE LOOKING CHICK WITH 23% BF AND LIVING IN A SHARED APT. WILL MAKE FUN OF ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK /B?
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>>669322568
I know that feel. Girls dont care though.
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>>669330587
/thread
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>>669326608
And i bet fat chicks are more fun to hang out with.

Doesnt mean I want to fuck them
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>>669331026
yeah well i drive a solid gold porsche and fuck 14.9 super models per hour.
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>>669328385
Id be more worried about that sharp stubble
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>>669314407
My dick is 6.5" but some grils like your urethra that wide. ;)
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> tfw 4 inch 2-3 inch girth
welp
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>>669324105


SELF REPORTED SIZES OR UROLOGIST MEASURED? YOU KNOW WHY CHINA AND INDIA ARE LOWER? BECAUSE UROLOGIST MEASURE DICKS THERE AND THOSE ARE REALISTIC.
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Sage.
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>>669331307
>>669322568
dude, yes. 6'1" with large hands. 6.5" Dick always looks small to me, however, my wife cannot even come close to taking the whole thing in her mouth and I often go too deep vaginally for her, she is small though.
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>>669331481
yeah but men and women are very different when it comes to partners.

i know this because most of the girls who smile at me in the street are taller than me, and i will either choose to smile back or completely ignore them.

if being a short guy is the same as being a fat girl then fat girls must be getting the numbers of hot dudes all day long.
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8 inches = more than 19.5 - a bit less than 20cm

6'1
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>>669325725
You are fucking awful at using less than and greater signs. I'd suggest self-genital mutilation.
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>>669325315
>>669328139
Make that 3
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>>669322752
you give me hope...
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>>669330074
>4-5 orgasms
>kek
>virgin alert
>6'' at mass erection = 5'' - 90% of the times
>Asian detected.
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>>669314407
Baldy 6 incher here with a slight curve to the left.
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>>669332108
I wonder if someone is retarded enough too try this.
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>>669316391
*cm
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Femanon with beef curtains, I'm monitoring the thread for you.
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>>669332683
>>669331679
do I have hope
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>>669322130
too thin
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>>669332003
biggest cock in this thread. prepare your anuses you mentally ill fagglets.

>For the real Alpha pls stand up
>pls stand up
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>>669332271
you just need to see reality for what it is.

all you need as a man is to be comfortable with ho you are, and be realistic about yourself. add humour, add interesting hobbies, add a gym routine...then once you've gained your own respect, the girls come with it.

it's right there, for you to find out about. look forward to it.
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>>669315375
Why not? When I'm railing her I'm pushing the pubic mound down to the bone.
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Look at that /b/
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>>669331732
>small dick detected.
>19cm dildo from china
>gift to my gf
>always thought my dick was 18.7-19cm
>put my dick next to the dildo
>dick is bigger than dildo
>mfw i realise that my dick is 8'' = 20cm
>grew since i was 16 after all.
>fagscry.gif
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>>669333186
UK = 4mm bigger than the USA.

we've fuckin done it lads. this is all we need to take the prize in the next USA vs europe thread.
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>>669326816
>Barely 2 inches soft.
>7 inches hard.

Feel you /b/ro
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>>669325725

because you obviously had all of them.
who are you kidding flower girl?
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>>669314407
7.2" and 5.7"
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>>669325719
Finnish you idiot.
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>>669333186
North korea 3.8 xD
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cheese wheel reporting in. It's wider than it is long. 5/7 perfect schlong.
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I don't date murderers.
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>>669333501
to be fair, you did sound like a paki there.
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>>669333455
keek

varies from 2'' - 4''

8'' erected.

gf laughs her ass off when its too cold and my cock is asleep.
>grabs balls and hides it underneath them
>kekus
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i'm barely over 4 inches when erect unfortunately. how fucked for life am i?
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>>669333975
ask your dad.

seriously, ask him. he'll laugh at how childish this is.
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>>669333975
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>>669333975
Vagina size is averagly 3.7 (5 when overexited)
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>>669333863
It used to bother the shit out of me, but I've slowly accepted it.
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>3 in. flaccid
>6.4 erect

feels good man
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about 7"x5x5" but it's ugly af
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>>669334795

its just if i am in a nudist beach. Bitches wont know how badass my cock really is.. kek

>it doesnt bother me either. I am just laughing about it, tbh
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