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Hi b! I finally got a girlfriend and I lost my v card. Honestly
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Hi b!
I finally got a girlfriend and I lost my v card. Honestly if you are single or still a virgin, just go out, be confident and you might get lucky.

Pic related, its her <3
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How long did you last anon?
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>>668450935
First time only about 2 minutes but I last about 5 or 6 minutes now
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>>668450935
5 seconds longer than usual ;)
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>>668450773
How does it feel to have aids?
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>>668451092
I dont have aids
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>>668450773
Mmm I would've stayed virgin if I had to fuck the thing.sorry b big mistake.
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>>668450773
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>>668451244
spoken like a true virgin
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>>668450773
Holy fuck..
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>>668451540
jealous much?
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>>668451177
Of course not, HIV won't show up in the standard test for another 3 months or so and in the new tests for about a month. Plus first couple times fucking you won't last long enough for fuck all.
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I'd fuck that bitch. Shes probably into some kinky shit so why the fuck not.
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10 ethereum and my sister shows tits
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>>668451813
she is but please dont talk about her like that
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>>668450773
I was always told: pussy is pussy, even on a landwhale
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>>668451813
True dat, bitches like her are keen to do kinky shit because they have okay bodies but get ignored because most of their friends are hotter.
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>>668451069
>>668451177
>>668451459
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bikini shot. wow!
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>>668451660
First time I lasted like 15 minutes of good fucking... It wasn't till I met my second fuck I realised why I lasted that long... She had the sloppiest cunt with practically no textures... Like fucking a bucket full of custard...
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>>668452171
haha you need to find yourself a new woman mate
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>>668452140
>>668451651
>>668452353
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>>668451990
My nigga snacks gets hella whale pussy.
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just remember fuck 'em face down, ass up. She looks like the sort of chick I'd fuck but be very careful about not telling her my full name or anythingg else about me, and i wouldn't tell my friends about.. She looks like she'd have the emotional stability of a 3 year old. She looks like she'd have a poster of Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction on her wall.
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>>668451069
Kek
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>>668451922
Every time you post a pic of her makes it worst.wtf is on her nose b? Blood? Aids coming to visit you soon my friend.
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>>668450773
What the fuck is that thing
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>>668452353
Kidding right? Do you even read? That was about 20years ago. I've been through all the girls I needed to find the one I'm happy enough with. Once you grow up you realise a relationship isn't about love, it's a fucking financial decision you make with someone good enough to meet the standards.
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>>668452609
we are engaged any my friends do know about it
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>>668452609
Most def and right now... shes a take to her place never yours sorta cunt.
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>>668452807
Trap shit
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<3
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>>668450773
how much did you pay?
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>>668452807
how long had you known her before getting engaged?
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>>668451459
And no b I've had more pussy than you think.I ride sports bikes and bitches always wanna kick back with you b/ro
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>>668453053
Get to it cunt, show us the dick picks
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she has talent, should start painting...or modeling..

btw, do you have a clown-fetish??
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>>668453139
2 weeks
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>>668451069
>>668452807
holy fuck
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>>668453053
Aawh just stop b please! She's not what you think
1/100
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>>668453137
kek
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I diagnose a severe lack of boobs in this thread
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>>668453271
no why?
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>>668453297
You must be fucking retarded
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>>668452807
Those fucking eyebrows m8. Wtf
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>>668453297
>being this stupid
>proposing after only 2 weeks

If there's anyone who has done stupider however, it's probably me. Proposed to my ex after a week.
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Serious bait.
Op is that faggot trap
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>>668453451
she looks decent without her "make up"
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>>668453521
sorry to hear it didnt work out mate
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>>668453635
thanks
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>>668453666
I'm sorry it did for you
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> Search Google for image
> No Results

What the fuck man, what's wrong with you. This can't be real, please tell me that you're just low-quality bait.
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That's a dude....
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>>668453666

Just telling you in advance to not be this fucking stupid.
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>>668453666
so you actually are sweet trapp, but defintifly crazy dngerous...
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>>668450773>>668453751
Kek
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It's a dude /b/tards
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>>668454042
Low quality one at that
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bae when we went for a walk together. I love doing romantic stuff with her
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>>668453053
Warburtons, ma nigga.

She is fucking rank btw.
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I'm sticking this one out to see it's penis
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>>668454239
Warburtons might be rank, but she is not
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>>668450773

what mutant power did she come out of the weapon x programme with
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Trap threads are supposed to sort of look like women doe...
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>>668454327
Nah Warburtons are the shit. That toastie bread fam.

Mate I hope and pray you're trolling. From my experience, don't go for English girls if you're looking for more than a quick fuck and run.
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>>668452807
You see the volcanic cold sore about to erupt on it's upper lip?
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>>668454327
WOW she's gorgeous
Nice girl anon :)
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>>668454660
jealous much?
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>>668454735
thank you :)
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It's always baffled me why women like this one who have okay bodies don't learn to put make up on better. There are plenty of places/ people to learn how to use make up properly. Make up can either make you look like a crazy bitch, attractive/hot or a whore. Too many women use it badly and end up with their make up set to either whore or crazy
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She is beautiful. Most trolls died off or moxed with humans long ago, but here we have a beautiful, pure specimine. Are her magics as powerfull as her skin is honeysuckle sweet?
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I was just about to find some Porn and want. This thread has cured me of the urge as I'm worried I will picture this hambeast instead.
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fake and gay
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>>668454698
I say girls.. that probably isn't one in fairness.
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>>668454739
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does it have a vagina or a penis im genuinely wondering
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This is just to fucking hilarious. Top kek, top fucking kek.
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>>668454739
Duude what the fuck is wrong with you?
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FALCON PUNCH
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Ahhaa props to OP for keeping the joke running with pic after pic. Nice OP....Nice.
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Hurry up and post nudes I'm fucking rock hard op
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>>668454199

She looks crazy or very mentally unstable. Probably both. Im 33 ive seen and been with many crazy bitches. 1 thing i learned is if the chick goes out of her way to be a different looking kind of woman and if you notice any major flaws to her would be "natural beauty" then shes got something wrong with her and you'll find out what it is soon enough. Be careful not to put too much into the relationship or you will regret it later.
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>>668453297
Sausage fingers, and fake diamond. How many quarters did you pump into the claw machine to get that one?
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>>668450773
Can't believe you stooped that low to fucking your ugly sister.

The UK is a more scarier place now.
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>>668450773
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OP is that a woman or a man?
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>>668454902
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>>668453297
This thread is one huge bait
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>>668453635
>She
This thing has bigger balls than you do.
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Op may actually be the real life Shallow Hal. Or this is just poor quality bait, one of the two.
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>>668454739
She has herpes.
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>>668454739
looks too much like the herps for me, my man. She may want to stop picking on those blemishes.
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Is this a joke?
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>>668454739
Okay that's too much
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>>668454739
herpes spotted.
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>>668450773
as a virgin, i don't think that would be worth it.
unless that bitch makes the best waffles in the universe, i wouldn't hit it
(think black man pizza man is holding waffles)
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>>668455133
woman obviously ffs!
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>>668455118
Kek
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I drive
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>>668454739
put it out of its misery
with fire
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>>668451069
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>>668455414
Her hair actually looks like out of control pubic hair m8.
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we get it you're gay
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Me too, the problem is that she's Japanese and I hurt her during sex, any suggestions how I could stop her feeling pain during sex, /b/?
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>>668455557
*his
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I aint worried about losing my V-Card, because I know if I really wanted to I could do it at any point, right now I am fine with jerking off and don't really want to have to bear the lift of being in a relationship. Sex just isn't that apealing to me.
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>>668455414
Post nudes OP
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I love it when she wears this
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>>668454739
Would rather fuck Jesse Slaughter/10
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>>668455611
Chloroform
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>>668450773
>>668451069
>>668451177
>>668451459
>>668451651
>>668451922

OP, is this just you crossdressing?
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>>668455611
Shove a spikey metal dildo up her ass.
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>>668453297
How did you afford the Cullinan Diamond?
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>>668455611
Is she a virgin?
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>>668455702
all virgins say that until they get some
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>>668455611
Source?
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>>668455957
Fuck OP, I'm sorry for you
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>>668455957
She is ugly. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick.
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>>668453297
hahaha aright this is definitely bait. two weeks? to this bucket of crisco? kek
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>>668455724
There is literally no way this doesn't have a penis.
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>>668453789
now i'm starting to get scared
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>>668451651
Sexy eyebrow
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>>668451651
I just threw up in my mouth from looking at that.
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>>668455798
Well, it would work I guess.
>>668455846
>doubt
>>668455909
No, she's had multiple partners, none of them were as big as me I guess, but I'm only average at best.
>>668455996
Welcome to the NHK, I can't reccomend it highly enough.
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>>668456306
thanks
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>>668456492
kys
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>>668455957
If this cat would talk, it would be begging for death. It has lost its will to live. Poor cat
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>>668456464
Shitloads of foreplay til she is frothing at the gash and or lube?
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>>668454739

You let her suck your dick with that mouth?
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>>6684564
What is it?
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>>668456492
Is her vagina self lubing? I suspect it is not. And if that is indeed the case, you have a problem.
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>>668450773
Id rather stay virgin even though im 28 than touch that.
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No make up selfie. Only some girls can pull this off
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This now loli thread,fucker
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>>668456464
If she isn't a virgin then you're too big, penetrate her slowly and someday her pussy will expand
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Why has no one mentioned the mouth sores
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>>668455957
I'd rather fucking the cat
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>>668456492
da fuq is it??
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>>668455796
At least we know she has a pussy
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>>668457036
Lulz keep going op
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>>668457036

Looks better without makeup sadly. I can't even imagine what op looks like if she's this bad.
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love this sexy look
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>>668454739
Herpes/10 would not piss on this if it were on fire.
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Ayy boss
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>>668457036
OP just confirmed it's a fucking dude
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>>668456492
Is the cat on the couch being skinned?
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>>668457303
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>>668457267
I'm placing my bets that these pictures are op in drag
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It's Resistant to FIRE, QUICK TRY ICE MAGIC, Kill it before it spawns more!
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>>668455957
Cat looks like it's terrified :'(
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>>668455839
just kek'd
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bae with her sister
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>>668455957
OP, did u pick up a homeless girl?
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>>668457729
what does kek mean? everyone keeps saying it
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>>668457769
Hahhahaa oh fuck
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>>668451069
My sides
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>>668457303
Hungry > Horny
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>>668457865
Kek'd again.
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>>668457769
Her sister a virgin though, right? Yikes
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>>668457865
Kek'd
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This thread made me vomit
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>>668457865
Babyfag
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>>668452353
So do you mate this isnt a woman its a fucking monster
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>>668457303
It's not a sexy look she's thinking about cheeseburgers.
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>>668452609
This.
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>>668457969
no not a virgin but she is currently single
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>>668450773
>>668451069
>>668451177
>>668451459
>>668451651
>>668451922
>>668452140
>>668452353
>>668452807
>>668453053
>>668453451
>>668453666
>>668454199
>>668454327
>>668454739
>>668455414
>>668455724
>>668455957
>>668456492
>A fucking beta trying to become a alpha with this... human?
Good luck in your next life you retard!!

Trust me, i´m not jealous for you and your... GF?
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another bikini pics for the lads
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WTF is going on here
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Post nudes OP
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>>668458229
I'm sure there is a /b/tard out there for even her. Hook em up
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>>668454739
Enjoy your herpes op
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>>668458229
so nudes or nah?
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>>668458298
really? because it sounds like you are..
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>>668452807
is she using my house paint as lipstick?
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>>668458342
You're from some backwards shithole up North, right OP? Somewhere like Rochdale.
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>>668458466
Please no
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>>668451651
she actually looks ok on this pic..
can she suck a dick?
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Show us her fucking tits already fuck
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>>668457769
God fucking damn it
It is 2 am here and now i cant fucking SLEEP
I thought it was b8 but i doubt it now
Pls OP POST A PIC OF YOURSELF
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bae's birthday
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>>668458501
Make with the nudes!! She's sexy!!! You are a lucky fucker!!
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>>668458562
bet your not far off anon
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>>668458628
kek
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We demand op Picture
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>>668458708
She is only 21.. my sides..
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>>668458501
>Trust me (again)
I don´t like your gf OP...
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this faggot cannot be for real...
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>>668458562
from Rotherham actually so get your facts right
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>>668452783
Well put sir! Been with my girl 12 years now, we still fuck like crazy but whenever she gets into her "in between jobs" moments I remind her it's job or gtfo.
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>>668458501
just post her fucking nudes already
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>>668458708
POST FUCKING NUDES OP OR I SWEAR IM GONNA PET MY CAT
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>>668458848
OP must show his face
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quad
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>>668458708
Why it look like her legs have scales? Thought all mermaids were supposed to be pretty??
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>>668458848
>>668458848
This
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Oh god, I'm from Rotherham, the shame, where abouts op?
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>>668459125
That
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>>668458848
Timestamp op!
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This thread
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>>668450773

I'd make that piggie squeal. Looks like a good drunk fuck. Grats OP.
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bae and her sister again
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>>668459201
^
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>>668458958
op has been showing his face
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>>668453789
fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>668459165
Are you a mudslime? Do you know Paul and Barry Chuckle?
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>>668458848
Timestamp op pls
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>>668459301
wow her sister is worse fuck me
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>>668458848
>>668458958
>>668459125
>>668459181
Ok faggots, OP here.. Here you go..
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>>668458958
here you go. me and bae
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>>668459301
Stop feeding these bitches after midnight, they're multiplying!!
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>>668459565
<3 mwah
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>>668459551
no
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>>668459528
See her first pick above. Even worse before powder coat
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>>668459551
Serioisly We want a timestamp
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>>668457769
Stephen Avery must be proud has daughters are all grown up
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HOW CAN NOT SINGLE POSTER CALL OUT THIS OBVIOUS TROLL OP? IT'S ONLY FEBRUARY AND SUMMER HAS ALREADY ARRIVED.
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>>668459565
When are you next on Jeremy Kyle fam?
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>>668451069
Dude. I'm sorry, but she looks like a GTA Hooker, put her in a car and drive it into the river.
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>>668459628
id rather kill myself thanks
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>>668459565
Timestamp or gtfo
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>>668459551
thats not me
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>>668459565
When you next on Jeremy Kyle fam?
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>>668459565
AAAAAA A CXSDGJJS ankg
It is the first time in 9 years on b i dont know how am i supposed to react
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>>668459565
You're ugly too, but not nearly as ugly as ur bitch. You can do better op.
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>>668459790
Dose she tuck her tits into her wizard sleeve?
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bae and bae's mummy :)
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>>668458750
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>>668459664
>>668457769
i honestly gagged
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>>668459628
i think i just went sterile
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>>668459565
wake me up
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>>668459565

Oh, I get it now
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>>668453271
I do hahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>668459790
You don't say
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>>668459790
Where the fick are the Tits
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>>668450773
For your sake hope this is bait
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The sad thing is that 90% of this thread would still fuck this irl, despite their edgyness.
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>>668459464
I am not a mudslime, met one of them once when shopping. Rotherham is disgusting, at least op doesn't have to worry about his gf being fiddled by all the paedos
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>>668459871
neither of us are ugly mate
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>>668450773
Holy Fuck
It's Mimi's daughter
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>>668451459
fucking a cow doesnt count as losing your v card
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>>668458374
Op is showing of hes queen.
She's ugly as fuck get in here b and help rekt these thing.
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>>668460104
This
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this thread
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>>668460077
Moooooooooooarr!!
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>>668459716

says the obvious summerfag trying to fit in
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>>668458708
Walgreen gifts
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>>668460011
Dubs no lie
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bae before we went clubbing in Rotherham
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>>668460077
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>>668459908
Potato quality makes her not look bad. I might fuck her with potato glasses on.
Where buy?
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>>668450773
you had a whale, nice... if you like it have fun
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