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What conspiracy theories do you believe?
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None, because I'm not an inbred, amerishit.
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>>668014140

You're a gullible retard if you don't question anything.
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Jim carrey has no asshole,just another mouth.
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>>668014075
9/11 was an outside job
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911, Miley cyrus, most school shootings, mind control everywhere
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>>668014075
There is a free mason/illuminati shit controlling everything through the media etc. All those triangles in music clips can't be a coincidence
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>>668014140
Good start m8, same here, not americunt so don't believe in fairies or the 'luminati
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OP isnt always a faggot?
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I don't give a shit what you say, WTC 7 was some bullshit.
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Jews push multiculturalism and feminism in white countries and white countries only in order to make white men weak.
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>>668014215

And your even more of a thick shitwit if you believe other people's supersitions.

Work it out for your self asshole.

>Muh chemtrayels

One fucking google search, an even basic understanding of science.
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>>668014357
Oh yeah and 9/11 fucking obviously
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>>668014075
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-found-a-link-between-low-intelligence-and-believing-philosophical-quotes>>668014075
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The titanic didn't sink and the moon landing was fake!!!
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>>668014421
this.
this.this.
this.this.


THIS.
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>>668014357
Same people who use the Wilhelm scream in every fucking movie and game?
Coincidence? I think not.
Seriously though. It's just a fucking trend/inside joke with the editors.
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>>668014075
the one with the weasel.
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>>668014437
ALSO this.

4chan isn't full of retards today! Would ya look at that?!
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>>668014447
I fucking hate chemtrail people.
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>>668014514
Woah, for real?
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CS:GO RNG damage system always favors the losing team
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>>668014075

I believe that aliens are humans from the future time traveling back to make sure we don't die out, but they have to do it secretly so they don't fuck up the timeline too badly.
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There are about a dozen people that really run the country, mostly behind the scenes. The president is not one of them.
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>>668014862
Are you trolling?
You don't seem to be trolling, and that concerns me. Mainly because there's a gaping hole in that theory.
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>>668014351
Miley?
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"The loch ness monster SPOTTED! Click here to see the amazing video!"

Clickbaiters know where it's at.
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>>668014979
yeah, i think they gave them the name of congress crazy right?
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>>668014984

What's the hole? I'm assuming you mean all the fucky shit having to do with time travel and paradoxes, but there could easily be reasons that it could all work itself out that we haven't discovered yet.

Just look at quantum coupling or superposition, I don't think we have the faintest idea what the fuck is actually going on.
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>>668014862
That's pretty retarded. I do believe panspermia is the reason for life on earth.
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>>668014075
ITT - people finally understand that everything politically related is a conspiracy.
noun:
1. A secret plan to something harmful.
2. the action of plotting or conspiring:
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>>668015093
Not like that, like a dozen or less people that make all the decisions and the rest is just theater.
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>>668014075
University open lot of places in some topic even if they know that the working situation is totally locked down.
In mine 17% of students are in 2 cursus (psycho-infocom), that makes approx 500 students every years with a diploma. There's no such work in my country. These guys just lost 5years of their life
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>>668014437
as a jew, i can say i personally hate feminism, but as for the rest of us, yea thats basically true.
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>>668014813
dude... that's bullshit
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That aliens and ufo's exist, but the governments are covering it up for some reason.

I've read about Gary McKinnon, the astronauts and high ranking military who have seen ufo's, what would they gain by lying about what they saw?

I have seen a ufo before, but I was high at the time, but smoking doesn't make you halucinate, and 2 other friends of mine also watched it with me. ofc why would you believe me?
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>>668015512
being red... that's wat i gain.
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>>668014618
Nah that guys wrong, and so are you.

That's definitely not a conspiracy theory.
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Here's a theory: merkel feels guilty for German history, so invites millions of dirty stinking arabs, to spread diversity and religious harmony to the germanic people.
Instead, they bring rape and violence...

Oh wait, ITS FUCKING TRUE.
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>>668014281
i like this post
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>>668015664
Insightful.
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>>668014296
7/11 was a part time job
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>>668014075
that owls are aliens
just look at them
you'll see the truth
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>>668014351
Yeah whats wrong with miley?
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I think Hitler might have been a nazi
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>>668014813
>steam roll the CT's on dust 2
>they win one round
>FOOKIN RNG BS, HACK REPORT

you're the reason competive is no fun.
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>>668016008
You can't exactly say "where's your proof though" can you? It's all over the damn news.

Thank god for the English channel
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>>668016125
Some people think she was killed and was replaced with a look alike or some shit like that.

Mostly bullshit "evidence" about her looking different now than when she was 10.
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>>668016179
holy shit, this changes everything.
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Marilyn Monroe was murdered.

The only conspiracy theory I believe.
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>>668014075
black holes exist
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"We need to talk about Sandy hook"
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>>668014075

Courtney Love had Kurt Cobain killed.
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Some major history events did not happen as they are presented, but hollywood makes top movies to imprint the truth in people (titanic, jfk, schindlers list, steve jobs, ...). Brainwashing basically...
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>>668016110
yes
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>>668014075
I believe islamist extremist conspired to hijack planes and crash them into the World Trade Center thus making them collapse. That is probably the most far fetched conspiracy theory I believe.
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>>668016264
Kind of like eminem. Or any celeb that has aged, gained or lost weight in the last 15 years

>Compare Eminem at 26 verses Eminem at 41, they look and sound different

ILLUMINATI!
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>>668014075

Holocaust is a lie
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>>668014075
Committee of 300
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>>668016554
i dont believe islam had anything to do with it
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>>668014437
This is like the epitome how neckbeards blame everything except themselves for their own misery.
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Flat Earth is the biggest cover up of all time.
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>>668014514
instead, they hid the titanic behind the moon right? RIGHT?!
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>>668014075
I believe there is an obvious trend in promoting black peoples' values. The most visible is the recent focus on ass obsession.

Notice how many oversized wide-angle ass shots you see, and almost every picture of a girl from behind is shooped into a massive exploding cariature of a negro ass.
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Flat earth, not round
Moon is hologram
Dinosaurs still alive
Jesus was alien
Reptilians
Earth is hollow
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>>668016064
kek
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>>668016402
for the purpose of... what?
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>>668016442
ayy lmao
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>>668016064
Sides abducted by aliens, kek
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All of them
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>>668014979
>There are about a dozen people that really run the country, mostly behind the scenes. The president is not one of them.
This is true. Look at the list of campaign contributors, then look at the favors those contributors receive after the election.
>Goldman Sachs and other financial institutions give huge contributions to both presidential candidates so they are covered whoever wins
>In return, they receive a much larger amount of bailout money
>who saw that coming
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The Super Bowl was rigged.
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I believe in passports that survive fires and explosions.
I believe that the economy has not been in a recession since 2009 due to successfully executed bailouts.
That my vote in a national election counts.
That cops are here to protect and serve joe sixpack.
That the military is fighting for our freedom that our enemies hate so much.
That the news holds a high standard of journalistic integrity.
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>>668016353
Let's talk my friend.
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>>668018048
Obviously
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>>668016402
>Some major history events did not happen as they are presented, but hollywood makes top movies to imprint the truth in people (titanic, jfk, schindlers list, steve jobs, ...). Brainwashing basically...
>>668017388
>for the purpose of... what?
Political and financial gain.

"Executive Action" and "JFK" are examples of poisoning the well, to give the idea that anyone who questions the Kennedy assassination story is a nutter. Same with "Capricorn One" and other fake moon landing films.

The recent Martin Luther King biopic is not 100% factual, even the speeches are rewritten and not his actual words. However, this whitewash will become the accepted version of events and anyone who points out the truth of history will be shouted down because black lifes matta.
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>>668016298
Why do you think so? The broken window/involvement with the Kennedy brothers?
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>>668014357
Tbqh i believe so too
I also believe in doppelgaenger jobs in most of the media, is that even a conspiracy or straight up fact?
Kinda makes sense that idiotic fools would believe some stars are shapeshifting aliens aye?
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It's not the jews who actually control everything, they were genetically engineered by their masters to control their minor assets and to be ugly as fuck so that people would draw their attention towards them instead of their creators.The ones who trully control everything are the greeks (or Mal-akes in their language), who are actually technologically advanced shapeshifting reptiles from planet Mal'Akas.

6381 years 5 days and 4 minutes ago their space-fortress "Atlantis" was shot down by their nemesis the Klingons (yes, the Klingons are real) and since then they've been trying to recover their mothership from the sea, repair it, power it up and use it to dominate the earthlings.

The Mal'akes are psychic, but they cannot use their powers in the freezing (in relation to their home planet) enviroment of planet earth, so the last 5379 years they've tried to terraform the planet by increasing it's energy consumption (and thus, generate heat), by speeding up the industrial progress of civilization and causing wars, they first did that directly but after "The Epimethean Purge" that caused the medieval period, they continued to do that in secret. It seems that their powers are returning, because the people who are brainwashed into believing that global warming and koreans are real are ever-increasing.

They are currently faking their economic situation because they know that the global unrest caused by their actions shall result in WW VI (There have been at least 3 "secret" world wars in the last 1809 years). The heat emanated from the nuclear explosions that shall occure during the war will increase the global temperature to great levels, allowing them to scavenge and repair their space-fortress with their minds, then they shall use it's Omega capacitor to concetrate their psychic waves into a fuckhuge mind-control tsunami that shall make them masters of planet earth, their new slaves will be used to wage war again the Klingons, thus setting up the events of Star Wars.
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>>668018048
Yeah. But why?
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>>668018870

Pretty sure Kennedy and Lincoln were assassinated for the same reason (money), and yeah. pop culture is used to divert attention. I mean, it takes a fair amount of reading to understand the idea.
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>>668015512
Do you know what hallucinations are?
Because you can very well hallucinate when you smoke pot, and you most likely did.

Also, i do actually believe in extraterrestrial life and i even used to believe that they are probably interferring with our system.
Then i realized that i have absolutely no acces to any information on that and that therefore it doesnt make any sense to think about stuff like that.
Live your life i guess
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>>668018419
I want to /b/lieve
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>>668014476
I love studies like this - and there are a lot of them - which investigate the link between low intelligence and people who believe in conspiracy theories. I've posted them before, and the conspiracy fucktards love to claim how they're shill statements meant to further agendas. The delusional world they live in is incredible.
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>>668015512
>Gary McKinnon

What exactly did he find?
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>>668017227
Most trends are systematically manufactured but made to appear like they're organic.
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I believe OP is a faggot.
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>>668015205
If humans survive in the future, and become advanced enough to invent fucking time travel. Why would they need to go back and prevent us from killing ourselves? Obviously things worked out.
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>>668014075
Here are mine:

1. 9/11 theories: WTC collapse was a controlled demolition and Pentagon was most likely hit by some sort of drone and damaged by explosives aswell.

2. Some "facts" about holocaust are most likely lies and A.H. intentions weren't completely bad.

3. Democracy is a myth and elections have always been rigged.

4. Nazis hid something on Antarctica and "Allies" (most likely US) have found it despite telling the world that they didn't find shit. Probably Hi-tech weapons and/or technologies. I don't believe in aliens visiting us but I think the sightings might be these technologies being tested. Read some tinfoil shit about projects like Haunebu and Vril technology.

5. Some diseases could be cured but world leaders are intentionaly keeping them "alive". I can see why this is, I mean look how many people there is 7 fucking billions.

R8 ME NIGS
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>>668015208
Panspermia doesn't solve any problems though. It only creates a bunch more.
Not to mention the fact that DNA has a half life, and would have to travel stupid fast between planets. And what happens when things going stupid fast hits the ground? Bang, no more dna.
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>>668021415

9/11

Rate mine.
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>>668021415
Democracy is bullshit. But it's not rigged. The whole "your ignorance means as much as my knowledge" thing really fucks it up, when every retard and his inbred cousin over 18 can vote. Better than dictatorship obviously, but we need a new system.
Nazis lost. They didn't have shit. Aliens probably exist but are limited by laws of physics and can't/wouldn't visit us.
Independent labs would quickly discover if there was a cure to one of the big diseases. Plus it's clearly not working.
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>>668019635
While I do agree that conspiracies largely lack physical evidence to be validated as possible occurrences, we should not forget that correlation does not imply causation.
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>>668021095
>Most trends are systematically manufactured but made to appear like they're organic.
This guy gets it.
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>>668014357
I used to belive this garbage but then some TV personality made fun of the idea and lots of people joined in so I followed the band wagon. Iv rejected all evidence and base my view on peer pressure.

Get a life loser
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>>668014437
Implying only and every jew (s) do
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Not a conspiracy theory, but I honestly believe in luck.
As in, some people are naturally luckier than others, and will consistently get better random outcomes than others.
Its just an intrinsic quality of a human, like eye colour or blood type or something.

I'm fully aware its logically retarded though/
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I believe that ultrasonic hypnotic suggestion is real and effective, and that due to the spectral fuckery going on in the decoding of MP3s and their uniqueness from the master recording, Apple or any other hardware decoding manufacturer (but particularly the gubment-friendly ones) could be applying undetectable ultrasonic hypnotic suggestion programming to any MP3s played through their device at the decoding or DAC stage.

I also think 3D movies in particular are loaded with ultrasonic messaging. Millions of viewers, sensory fuckstorm, and high-spec audio systems.
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>>668023534
What are your thoughts on fate or destiny?
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>>668023534
my wife knew this girl in nursing school, small class of 100, told me for two years straight about this girl's incredible bad luck. girl got her RN, was killed in a hit and run a month into her career. I literally only knew this girl as "the one with the horrible luck"
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>>668023796
Don't really believe in it.
None of us are important enough to matter to the universe, why on earth would we have some big purpose in our life?
And I guess I just have no reason to believe the future is already written.
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I used to think thing like mind control and psychotronic weapons were total bullshit. And don't get me wrong, a lot of the "gangstalking" videos on youtube are fucking retarded. But it's definitely possible for there to be technology that could alter someone's mind, make them hear things that weren't there etc.

All related to MKULTRA, Phoenix Program, "crowd control".
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>>668023984
I don't really think any of us are important in regards to the universe, but through being born smart enough, at the right time, in the right area, etc, a person may have a wider range of destinies. Hell, with enough luck, a person can achieve greatness
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>>668017227
>obvious trend in promoting black peoples' values

well they do need a populace that's stupid, docile, and self-obsessed but incapable of action in their own best interests
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>>668014075
sauce on that ass ?
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>>668015422
I need this book how's it called?
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>>668024716
this please
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>>668019175
well, I read it.
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>>668014447
This
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>>668024945
>>668024521
>well they do need a populace that's stupid, docile, and self-obsessed but incapable of action in their own best interests
And here they are now. Let's have a big hand for The Wiggers, ladies and gentlemen!
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>>668014075
I don't believe in any but I'm a huge fan of the Ophra/Dave Chapelle one. I really wish people ran with it more. It was fucking rich.
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Sandy Hook was faked to push an anti-gun agenda, they had Brady campaign ready like it was waiting on a fucking shelf for their op to be over. Nobody saw a body, people who supposedly killed in were later spotted alive, actual emergency vehicles were blocked from the scene by mysterious cars parked across both lanes of a street. A task force for dealing with just such things happened to be having a training session in that town on that specific day. Yeah.

And then the supposed shooter, sounds great if you aren't listening - "oh some autismal boy" and they fish up a picture of him making a weird face, but in reality he's the complete reverse of the usual psychological profile of a school shooter. The autism community called people out on this and FOXNEWS shit just rolled over them with "autism autism autism", but killing children is a complex form of violence directed at the parents of those children and at society. You expect me to believe an autistic person gave a shit about all that? That's exactly what they don't do. A real autism murder, he'd have popped his mom and went back to his room to keep playing pokemon. Not drive to her work and kill little kids at a school he never went to. Fake fake fake, made up, they got lazy with the patsy profile.

Also the FBI killed MLK.
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>>668026115
Explain What it is you fucking fuck
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Wasn't there three shots fired at JFK? One hit the traffic light one hit JFK and the last one hit somebody in the crowd? I can't find anything on it anymore.
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truth
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>>668026115
I would like to know bro
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>>668014215
Eurofags at peace suckling the Queens dick
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>>668014813
I don't even play the game and I believe that because it would create closer matches and come backs. Makes sense.
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>>668027457
You don't want to suckle at the royal teat?
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>>668019449
Weed does NOT make you hallucinate. Fucking new fag.
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>>668014437
+42000000
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i kinda believe sandy hook was fake, some of the reasoning behind it makes sense, but some of the "evidence" is absolutely ridiculous
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>>668014075
€uro was made to make europeople slaves, it's happening just in this years.
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>>668014075
well its not a conspiracy, its a fact

the german goverment is filtering the media and politics so that they cant say anything slightly bad about refugees, even police reports are being withdrawn and rewritten

especially last year many people went suddenly on vacation or something because of this...

there are many sites who like to save the things that immidiatly get taken down, my favorit one is a police president talking about the refugee situation, the daily crimes, how the politician blame the police for problems while defunding them and so on...

my favorit thing now also was that many german people, like biker clubs, got letters from the police that they are FORBIDDEN(you will be detained by sight) to go to the carneval in cologne and other cities because politicians thought they would chase immigrants that molest women there...

i hate my goverment
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>>668023739
Why they fuck would they bother! The tell us what sneakers to buy, we buy them, they tell us what drink to buy, we buy it. There is absolutely no need for any fucking high tech messaging. We are fucking stupid herd animals.. that's all..
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>>668027768
Nope I'm happy being somewhat free
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that some planned ebola outbreak is gonna happen in the next few months
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>>668028297
Denmark?
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>>668028290
sneakers... definitely what mind control is all about
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>>668014075
That jews want to destroy USA and Europe.
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>>668014075
Who is she???
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>>668022216
Nazi's did not lose. Hitler was assassinated in 1962 and they made a base in Antarctica that was for weapons and rockets RND (cold air suits well for ignition) supported by the fact that america sent a fuck ton of hardware "operation highjump" to go survey the antarctic continent? Sure.
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With regards to alien life. Simple life forms, very likely across the universe.
Complex life forms, very very unlikely, especially living at the same time of us.
Complex intelligent lifeforms, even more unlikely.
Read up on : prokaryotic and eukaryotic life forms
Basically all complex life forms on earth stem from 1 merger between between 2 simple life forms allowing the start of complex life forms.
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>>668028566
.. it is actually.. from sourcing raw materials, to producing to marketing. Not that difficult to see..
and no, not the nasi type mind control, but the type that lasts and actually works long(er) term.
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>>668027300
Also read that small amounts of flouride in your system make it easier to mind control you
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>>668029002
Wait are you implying that in the billions upon billions of other planets that its highly unlikely that there are smart aliums?

Because its pretty much guaranteed friendo
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>>668029002
the ayylmaos must be smart
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Lyndon B. Johnson was in on the assassination of JFK. The assassination was also possibly bought by the federal reserve, but that last bit feels a bit to far fetched even though after what lyndon b Johnson did as president points at that being the case.
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>>668021348
I have had this idea for a comics I wanted to draw, and in the end, the aliens visiting our planet were only rich tourist from the future.
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>>668028777
sauce the trips please
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>>668014075
Charles Manson was innocent.
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>>668016110
>>668016442
ayylmao
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>>668029336
Disappointingly it's very far from gauranteed.
Life, yes indeed, but simple life, single cell organisms or perhaps even colonies of single sell organisms organised into semi complex. But the fact that the merger of the two simple life forms only happend once, makes the chances a lot slimmer, even in billions of galaxy (also consider that we also want them to exist now adding another factor decreasing the probability)
Remember that ALL complex life shares the same source of DNA, if the merger would have happened more than once, there would have been different 'types' of DNA.
A random article that explains: http://nautil.us/issue/10/mergers--acquisitions/the-unique-merger-that-made-you-and-ewe-and-yew
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>>668029880
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>>668014075
I believe there is a conspiracy that changed "conspiracy theorist" into something shameful, like calling someone tinfoil hat crazy.
If there is a real conspiracy all they need to do is call the ones revealing it "conspiracy theorists" and the people will immediately distance themselves from the subject in order to not be associated with "those crazy people" :)
But 9/11 was odd, buildings being professionally demolished one by one, lying about WMDs and later admitting it, invading Irak, leading to ISIS being created and indirectly arming and funding them etc.. Either US government is fucking retarded or they they are up to no good.. Both options are bad
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>>668014140
I question everything. Specially conspiracy theories.
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>>668014075
Chancellor Merkel is working for the juice in order to destroy white culture
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>>668029995
I see no reason given how many billions of galaxies there are and billions of years of time there's been in the universe why that merger can't happen again somewhere else. I'd honestly be surprised if it hadn't happenee already, considering we're working with a timeframe so huge
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>>668014075
We're not alone.
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>>668030119
the whole conspiracy = bad word, conspiracy theory = not real thing happened right after the JFK assassination
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>>668027300
I always swallowed my toothpaste when I was little. I guess that explains why I'm so mentally stunted
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>>668016391
This my nigga, this, I tought just my ex and I believed in this
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>>668030119
>I believe there is a conspiracy that changed "conspiracy theorist" into something shameful, like calling someone tinfoil hat crazy.
True. The general public in America is not used to thinking for themselves, and tends to derive their opinions from mass media without questioning. They assume it's true because it was on TV, much in the way they once based their musical tastes on radio airplay. It has to be good music because radio only plays the best, right?

The idiocracy loves buzzwords. It's much more fun to repeat baseless ad hominem argument winners like tinfoil hat, fedora, or cuck than to actually think or examine for themselves to find if the official story is on the level.
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>>668030859
Yeah, when a US president doesn't play along...
I like Russia and Putin more than the US these days, he seems to have his own will and isn't a puppet, which is why media portrays him the way they do and freaked out over wikileaks, can't have their war crimes public knowledge after all
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global warming is not real. "climate scientists" take advantage of billions of dollars government and private money, and if they say it's not a big deal, they will lose their funding and their job.
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Why does it seem like most millennials suddenly started believing that 9/11 was a conspiracy in the last year? Even the "normies" now. Why are sites like Reddit and tumblr so hivemindy? If someone tells you they frequent one of those sites you can guess most of their opinions. Is 4chan any different?

There is a cure that works on some cancers but FDA won't approve it.
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>>668017249
how can earth be flat and hollow?
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>>668032399
Not a conspiracy, fact.

Wasn't the water level suppose to be up to the lady of liberty's crown at this point or something..
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>>668032362
/fucking thread
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>>668016391
>Courtney Love had Kurt Cobain killed.
If you do any research on this, you will find evidence pointing to her.

Same with the death of Jimi Hendrix, his autopsy results and other testimony points to his management.

Sometimes these celebrities are worth more dead than alive. Attention upgrades and financial gain are very persuasive.
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>>668014075
People like to make conspiracy theories as an easier answer to what's happening around them.
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>>668014215
Questioning something is completely different than believing in a conspiracy theory.

For example:
>the collapse of the twin towers seems odd, I dont think it was caused by the airplanes alone, maybe it was helped by something, ill have to do some research.
Is much different from
>that doesnt look right! It was obviously an inside job, fucking jews mossad saudi arabia fucking bush illuminati did it! Police state! NWO!
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Holocaust is BS. Seriously. Here's the pasta

Sorry for bothering you with this, but in 100% sincerity: 6 million didn't die, and there were no gas chambers. Here's two good documentaries on the issue (one is made by a jewish individual). And beneath those links is a link to a proxy that will let you bypass governmental censorship of this information...

David Cole in Auschwitz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQjNs-Ght8s

Auschwitz - Why The Gas Chambers Are A Myth HD (full)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruD4I4f5LkQ

Proxy
http://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php

If you're not up for a one-hour documentary, here is 5 minute clip of a catholic priest briefly explaining his disbelief in the holocaust legend. Same story applies with the proxy above; this video is blocked in many countries under the false pretense of “being hatred.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C9BuXe2RM
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>>668032399
>>668032708
When people started to question global warming it was suddenly switched to climate change and now if you believe that humans aren't completely fucling the earth's climate you're put off as retarded by most
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>>668032708
and yet climate change is blasted everywhere by politicians and the media. climate models are not scientific, and yet anyone concerned with the environment follows those predictions like law. none of the climate models have ever been accurate, so why do they keep referring to them? all we need to do for the atmosphere is to not pollute it like China. not because it's bad for the planet, but because that much pollution will give you cancer. btw fuck the polar bears.
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>>668033332
>if you believe that humans aren't completely fucling the earth's climate

The ecosystems are being fucked to absolute death. There's no doubt about that. And the Earth is getting warmer.

But C02 isn't causing it.

PetitionProject.org
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>>668033077
questioning things is not easier than accepting anything you're told, what in the fuck kind of logic is this?
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>>668028566
>sneakers... definitely what mind control is all about
Nike is an extremely profitable and powerful corporation. Their advertisements push the memes of black powah and SJWism as much as hyping their shoes. And clothing. And all their other products that don't actually do shit to improve performance but do go a long way toward promoting consumerism and herd mentality.

Check out news stories about the day a new Nike shoe is released. Black Friday like a mufucka even if it's a Sat-day. People get killed on the street for a pair of these shoes. If that's not mind control what is it then?
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>>668014075
I believe that massive Muslim migration to Europe is caused so right wing parties might come to power making war state. When they do it will be "kill all muslims on sight" policy. Because it's easier to fight your enemy where he's weak and have harder time acquiring weapons. Most muslims fleeing to europe are in military enlisting age so you basically kill all their troops before they're made. This is of course all controlled by jews in US so they can get oil from middle east and have Russia surrounded.

But that's just a theory... a conspiracy theory.
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>>668033464
"Climate models" can't even predict the past.. how would they be able to predict the future with any accuracy at all? Top lulz
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>>668023534
i kind of agree with this. like you can "feel" your own luck kind of? i think a lot of your luck has something to do with fate/destiny
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>>668014075
I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
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>>668030119
>>668030859
>>668032362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO0-u900OG4
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>>668014447

>hurr durr no one ever does anything malicious in secret, I'm totally not a complete fucking retard either, even though a number of conspiracy theories such as mk ultra and others have been proven true.


kill yourself you dumb nigger.
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>>668033765
dude you're replying to here.

marketing/branding is my career, I'm definitely interested in the consumer-grade science of influence and manipulation and I know it can be hugely significant to the economy. but I also think there are greater agendas beyond what is palatable for in-the-open campaigns.
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>>668033726
People hear conflicting ideas, like right winged vs left winged, so they lie to themselves saying both are on the same team so they don't have think about what both are saying
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>>668032708

No, that's like 100 fucking feet isn't it? See what actually happened with this was media shittery where they said stupid shit like that combined with arguments between actual climate scientists which are like nerd shit. Basically climate science was unprepared for the attention and a fair number of them jumped shit and said whatever stupid thing hyper-conseratives or hyper-liberals told them to say. Things like "omg so fake" and "100 feet of water statue of liberty completely gone!!!".

But look, all the Co2 we produce has to go somewhere, I know the earth seems huge to you but it has a finite size and finite mechanics. I mean chunks of antartica the size of hawaii have been breaking off, floating away and melting. Like, ice that has been there for 20,000 + years suddenly doesn't give a shit anymore and just decides "I guess I'll melt today"?

Anyway this makes "green" tech no less hilarious and ineffectual, it's reactionary as fuck. Solar and Wind energy are good supplements but a dead end for the sort of on-demand supply high tech society needs. Sorry faggots but the only way out is nuclear power. God liberals squirm like fucking crazy when I explain how Big Oil has demonized nuclear power and is using it's own investitures into "green" tech to fuck them right out of being saved by nuclear power. Nuclear waste stays where you put it, it's not evil green goo for fuck's sake, it's a locked bunker full of locked containers of slightly dangerous metal rods. Meanwhile you're inhaling the combustion products of the oil industry 24/7. More people will die TODAY from disease caused by the oil industry than in the entire history of nuclear power or research.

Oh enjoy your little solar panel, drive your stupid Prius, you aren't doing shit until you take off big oil's leash. Buy a nuclear power plant and save the fucking future, do it now you goddamn hippie faggots. BOO HOO, NO NUKEZZZz. Wow, sorry for trying to save the fucking earth.
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>>668034094
to quote Occam's Razor, "no motherfucker has ever tricked another motherfucker in the slightest, too much effort."
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>>668033077
except sometimes people make conspiracy theories when something doesn't add up and sometimes they're right.
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>>668026426
there is a video on youtube somewhere of adam lanza calling into some radio station and it is very evident from the call that he was a very smart individual and if he did have autism was very high functioning.
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>>668034311
>simplistic platitude about how people generalize so as not to engage in critical thought

... as a fucking response to a challenge of your own fucking dumb generalization. swear to christ. THINK you fucktard.
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>>668034463
Didn't say all conspiracy theories are made up that way.
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>>668034354
Not to sound like the classical right-wing jackass but Co2 is plant food, a lot of it is absorbed by the vegetation.

Also the planet does seem to be warming, but there is still no definite proof that the global warming is man made.
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>>668028423
vaccines are in trials, i wouldn't count on it bud
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>>668034627
Well I do agree that some of the theories exist only because people are stupid and/or uneducated but it sounded like you were telling "all theories are bad and you should feel bad".
I've meant no offence
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9/11 was a hologram
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>>668014075
I believe in all conspiracies.
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>>668034605
>gets mad
>just says fuck
>screams irony
Great counter point
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>>668019247
Don't tell anyone but the answer is money.
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>>668034948
None taken.
Have a pleasant day.
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>>668014862
Aliens altering monkey DNA a couple of hundred thousand years ago and monitoring us is much more plausible, and makes a lot of sense.
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