Fucking idiot.

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Closer to this would be ideal.

>>666780104
Don't pull out next time.

Secretly change her water to liquid butter = Profit. You are welcome OP

>>666780104
Do the cooking. Fry everything in butter and bacon fat. Make rich cream sauces.

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>>666780104
Why do you want to destroy perfection?
You fucking moron

While you're at it why not visit the Louvre and smear shit over the Mona Lisa?

>>666780104
Retarded fat loving fuck, go date a fat girl, instead of making yours obese.

Marry her, that always works...

>>666780455
this. Most girls are fat anyway why ruin the few good ones that are left?

>>666780473
>this
also where she's at is my 10/10

>>666780541
Because I love outrage and know what gets this board riled up.

Post more of your gfs current self n prewinter. Now faggot

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>>666780104
Add this to her food.

have her half cup of milk mixed with half cup of honey every day, its a ancient indian method, this makes the fat to be stored on her butt and tits

Do girls really like the dad bod?

Knock her up

>>666780104
Marry her. I hear it puts on about 50 lbs.

>>666781019
If you mean strongfat? Yes.

>>666780649
This. Add bulking powder to smoothies, milk shakes, anything really, it's almost tasteless.

>>666780232
double belly is disappointing imho, though the girls face is absolutely 100%.

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>>666780104
As much as I disagree because she has an amazing body, start using coconut oil in all her food, shits money for bulking.

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>>666781225

>>666780104
Discusting. Weight gain is nasty. Damages the body and weakens the soul. You should be ashamed anon you have a secy lady who could tone some of that winter fat your packing onto her

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>>666781310
I bought this dutch soylent knockoff just to try it out.
Taste like thin oatmeal, but holy shit those protein farts.

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>>666781446
Oh, I know. But I like watching people get butthurt. She's actually a marathon biker and will lose all the winter weight once the weather warms up.

>inb4 hurr durr I was onl y joking

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>>666780104
Break up with her and get a fatass girlfriend.

>>666781785
buy her poptarts. make homemade chinese food (everything gets pretty much individually fried in oil. salt and sugar added, high carb high fat high calorie meals, high protein usually helps to put on weight too) take her out to get milkshakes a few times a week (extra 1k cal rite ther)

>>666780104
you are a messed up human being.

>>666780104

Die.

I hate these fucks who encourage their partners to gain weight.

>>666780104
Sup with them titties. You gonna post em or nah

weight gain 2000?

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>>666782604
Sure. They're nice; I'm a fan.

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>>666780104
Watch the episode of Malcolm in the middle where Hal makes Lois fatter.

do more for her so she moves less ad try your best to include more fat stuff without anyone noticing. If you do not drink water with a meal, there is more room for food, use bigger plates so the food looks smaller but you can increase the food amount, add creme to coffee, drink 2% milk because milk has a lot of fat, use creatine, and make sure she gets quality sleep

>>666782821
Not bad at all

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Replace the contents with real butter.
She'll never know the difference.

>>666780104
Knock her up.

>>666782974
This. I was thinking the same thing.

>>666780649
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,my girlfriend once wanted me to make her hot chocolate,i was out of chocolate tho and too bored to go and buy one.So what i did was to use a supplement with chocolate favor.

She liked it but man,the farts...When you sleep you have no control of it..it was fucking painful,her perfect ass was wasted for eternity.

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>>666783052
Here's another.

And I appreciate that people are still ignoring that the OP Is just bored shitposting.

>>666781016
Fucking indians man,are there any recipes just for her titties?

>>666780104
She in her late teens? Early 20s?

This is the time when 90% of Americans gain weight... and not just a bit of weight but a good 20+.

Your metabolism is slowing and American diets are mostly shitty and beginning to catch up. You've moved out and likely eat a lot of fast food or quick and easy (but highly caloric) meals.

Anyone who's in their late 20s or older will see first hand that most of your high school friends have became fat people as adults.

With her current body type a weight gain is incoming regardless of what you do (unless if she is always making a point of eating healthy and going to the gym). Just eat unhealthy meals with her. She could actually be a for real fat girl in about 2 years and probably will be without help.

>>666783353
that actually sounds kind of hot, you should have pulled the blankets over your head and enjoyed it

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>>666782974
Ass for you and clean dishes

>>666783425
yeah man i just finished reading the comments,i wish one day i can shitpost like you.Btw she is already fat,if you feed her all this crap then you have ruined her life,even she gets lose the weight the scars will be all over her and they will make her miserable.

>>666780266
Underrated post

>>666780104
Don't fucking ruin perfection faggot. Wtf is wrong with your nigger ass anyways?

>>666783723
Word, fair play. I don't feed her shit, though. She really lose the weight as it warms up though (i don't care, it's body, as long as she's happy and knows how to maintain herself) and her legs are basically solid iron biking muscles, I think she could actually crush my face.

>>666783990
you really think he will do it?It is OP we are talking about after all.

>>666784142
OP sounds like decent guy towards his gf,what happened to /b/!?!

>>666783666
Thanks, Satan.

>>666780232
Whoah! Who is she? Nice face!

>>666780352
This. Would've said the same.

>>666781785
Whoah! Holy moly! Dat Ass!
My GF gained a Little bit over the holidays in demecbre too and is now complaining, that she became fat (she weighs 60kg at 1.70 Meters) but her butt became even more awesome!

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>>666777777
Juliette for queen

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>>666785550
Right? As long as a girl has a body that distributes weight well, I don't mind a little seasonal fluctuation. Everything goes to her ass first so I'm not complaining.

>>666780104
> how do I secretly make my girlfriends self esteem and personal image plummet into the gutter while simultaneously allowing the nation's health care costs rise with her blood pressure.

As a fat fuck. You are a disgrace

>>666785723
Noice...any moar?

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>>666786067
Plenty. She loves taking pictures and likes me to post them around.

>>666786322
Keep at it anon, I'm warm for her form

>>666780104
tell her she looks fat, and should start watching her weight. This can have an opposite affect and make her start putting on more weight. She will perhaps binge eat because she feels self conscious.

>>666780649
This doesn't work for making fat. It has too much protein which will most likely just make her stronger and lose fat.

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>>666787379

You're both retarded
>pic related

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>>666786558
Word. Feel free to talk about what youd do to her or stuff, I dig it. I'd post videos, but I'm at work.

>>666780232
Let's switch, you take mine, I'll take yours.

>>666785723
Well anon I must say I'm jealous :-D
Got one more for me? :-P

>>666780104
>>666780649
>>666782821

And if you can afford it, take her out to eat more often.
don't let her cook and dont let her get salads

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>>666789433
Sure.

>>666790006
I'd wreck for 2 minutes and then explode.
Then forever recall with gf

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>>666790264
She actually loves quickies. She likes to just be used and cummed inside of. So not a bad plan, heh.

She also likes to fuck outside.

>>666780104
Go find a fat cunt and dumb her and let me cum all over her hot body and big tits

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>>666791092
Well feel free to cum tribute her pictures. I love that shit.

Friendly reminder that op is a shitpost.

>>666780104
Marry her

>>666790006
Mh... I think I will have a Little sexytime with my GF when she gets home. Your girl was a huge turnon! Thanks M8!
Wish I asked four her a-hole :-D

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>>666792921
She has a great asshole. Like, top notch.

>>666793248
thats a beauty..any fuck,bj pics

>>666793248
That is a great asshole.

Feed her Tyrazol (prescription drug, so you need to be a little creative).

>>666780104
Marry her.

>>666780104
Be careful what you wish for. Once it starts, it doesn't stop. You'll regret it sooner or later.

>>666780104
Sneak in butter into everything you cook. Eat more fast food. Do everything you can to avoid doing anything physical. Any time she mentions the gym suggest something to do with her. Fast food then chill at home watching a movie.

>>666794085
Methimazole if you're in the US

>>666780104
ı dont get it mean she looks delicious ı woud lick that whole body tho

>>666782821
can we get one without the pajamas

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>>666793712
No bjs cause thatd show her face, but I could pull some fucking stills from videos in a bit.

>>666795350
Huh, surprisingly I don't have any just standing nude photos of her. Here's one that's sans pants at least.

>>666796120
blur her face

>>666793248
bet she doesn't let u fuck her in the ass

>>666780104
Dump her and find someone fatter, don't ruin a perfect woman for your own selfish needs.

Yeah , its easy, just start making her milkshakes with some extreme mass gainer every night before she goes to bed

>>666796410
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let me? who cares. i just do what i want. you're acting like her feelings/opinion matter lol

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gf

>>666796785
not her opinions..the ass hole clearly shows she has not been penetrated anally

>>666780104

Make her eat alot of soy and dairy products, estrogen rich foods that plump up women

>>666790006
moar

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>>666796360
If this thread hasn't been pruned by the time I get home, I'll blur some pics, but I'm on my phone right now.

>>666796410
We're actually working up to it with plugs right now, she's very tight and sensitive, but she's into it.

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>>666781225

Buy her a bodybuilding gainer. It contains simple carbohydrates which is extremely effective for fat gaining if she doesn't work out. You can put it in cocktails or some pancakes etc.

>>666780104

She's already gross

>>666796785 is not me, fyi.

>>666797205
cool..w8in..shez hot..nice tummy too

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>>666797450
Since this is apparently that kind of thread now, if anyone has a kik I'll write it down and send videos later if you want. In returned I'd only ask for dick pics, cum tributes, or equivalent gf pics.

>>666797205
keep uploading the odd pic OP to prevrnt it from being pruned

>>666797958
Will do.

>>666780442
Underrated post

>>666780442
/thread

>>666783666
I like that the wall can appreciate dat ass as well

>>666797205
nice view of the twin peaks

>>666782821
moar

cook for her and use a lot of butter

>>666797941
Sign me up, kik's sabiriwiri

>>666781446
>weakens the soul.
kill yourself

Post moar OP..thread might get pruned

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>>666780266
YOU WINN

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Movie stills.

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>>666797259
God does it ever...Put 125 on my ex wife While Only took 35 over 10 years

>>666799343
wich movie?

>>666780266
>this
Also checked

>>666799343
any cumshot picture?

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>>666799656
I mean a phone movie of me fucking her in the woods.

>>666797941
husky706

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>>666781016
The TYPE of food you eat has nothing to do with WHERE your body stores the fat. That's genetic, man.

Before you morons jump all over me, I'm not talking about stupid fat bitches going all "muh genetics". I'm just talking about where on your body you're gonna blimp out if you let yourself gain weight.

Also, don't take ANY fucking health advice from any fucking Indians. They brush their teeth with water straight from the Ganges river. The same river that they use for corpse disposal. Picture is absolutely related.

>>666799880
none where we can see her boobs?

>>666797941
Make a group and post it in there, that'll be much better and faster than sending it individually

my kik rupino9211

>>666800246
At work on my phone so I can't do it atm (not gonna use work WiFi for this and don't want to waste that much data)

>>666800219
I think I have a vid with her breasts on my tablet at home.

Guys I'll try to post more during work, but if this gets pruned before works over I'll post duplicates of these pictures in one of the pics you're not supposed to share threads or gf threads. Also, my kik offer stands if you see me posting any of these again sometime. This is fun.

>>666800883
ur kik?

>>666800883
post what u can here..no probs

>>666782821
looks good enough..ur a lucky man..howz she in the sack

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>>666801019
Don't actually have one yet, I was going to make one when I got home.

>>666801085
Will do.

>>666801510
Fucking. Crazy. She's super submissive 90% of the time, likes to be choked out and spanked hard, tied up, pretend-rape, the whole shebang. Then if you get her super drunk she'll suddenly turn into the aggressor. Its pretty neat. She also sucks dick like a champ.

>>666801908
keep posting

>>666801908
do note my kik rupino9211

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>>666801908
Bumping for interest, if thread 404s make a new one when you get home and make a group to post that shit in or just dump your kik so we can add you

What are her initials OP?

>>666780104
Marry her.

It will happen naturally.

Then you can live your life in anguish.

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OP IS A FAGGOT THE PICTURES AREN'T EVEN THE SAME BITCH!

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Ok, op here. My kik is now JustForAnons. I won't respond much right now, but you can add me if you want. Anyone who listed their kik has been written down.

Honestly I've posted most of the good pics, but I'll keep it going and send kik videos after work. Cool?

I'll also try to take more pictures and stuff from,now on since people seem,interested in her.

>>666802663
Well no harm I guess. They're SB. Here first name is uncommon so I'm not worried about dox.

>>666780104
poke a hole in the condom, swap her birth control pills with vitamins

>>666803029


all anon are liar and virgin.

>>666803231
Same girl?
>>666799343
>>666799880

>>666803522
Yep, the only ones that aren't are the those two of the girl in the kitchen with the dishes and any that show a full face.

>>666782974
Lol first thing that I thought of. I've been binge watching it at that episode was one of my recent ones