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ur mom

Jacking off

carrots and beer

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>>666770000
Checked those sexy quads

Should I fuck this college girl I'm tutoring or stay loyal to my wofe

>>666769935
laundry.

New clothes to buy.

>>666769935
trying no to react or ill get sued

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>>666770000
Checked

Rick and Morty.

>>666769935
How back to the future (all of them) were shit movies for a shit time and shit people

Rick and morty you maggots

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>>666770144
>>666770122
chekt

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>>666769935
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3391509/posts

>>666770000
quads, dubs, trips ...
...
...

>>666770000
checked masterthinker

>>666770000
Damn tripdubquad. Checked m8

conquering the known world with a pencil

>>666769935
I should finish my engineer's thesis or whatever the fuck it is called but I just want to play vidya and f5

>>666770225
How much do they pay you?

>>666770385
I know that feel bro

>>666770000

Grand slam right here!

>>666770300
>>666770288
Delicious Checking

>>666770085
do not betray wofe
wofe angry get
wofe take moneys
best keep happy wofe

>>666770588
>>666770600
wew lad

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>>666770000
damn son

Papa Franku

>>666770600
Tbh wofe would never find out

Fucking a girl in my class (I'm the professor).

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this 24/7 always this it will scar you for life

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>>666769935

"WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT TIRED I'VE TAKEN 12 BENADRYL I SHOULD BE IN A COMA?!?!?!?!?!"

The Hobbit

>>666769935
Parkinsons, rick and morty and time travel.

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>>666770775

>>666769935
>jacking off [if theres something on 4chan worth fapping to]
>lenovo t420 should be here early next week
>looking forward to sinking a mine shaft in few days
all this is on my mind right now

Synthesis of nerve gas

Waiting outside BK for my whopper, orig chicken, 4 tacos and 2 cookies

>>666770838
Immunity to benadryl/adapted liver

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dentists and salmon swimming around in my mouth

>>666769935
Does mciheal j fox get to have a free wank every time he goes for a piss ? The lads nutsack must be forever empty

should i smoke this joint now or later

>>666770966
Tacos from bk? What kind of shithole do you live in?

>>666769935
god and faith

>>666771110
Off by one

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Niggers

Actually sat here for a minute or two wondering what the fuck I am thinking about. So yeah, I guess that

>>666771365
DATA EXCLUDED

>>666771142
topkek

>>666771110

Stupid being a alcoholic. I guess I should go get some vodka since it appears what I've taken isn't going to do anything.

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When I should smoke next, and Space Station 13.

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>>666769935
my waifu.

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>>666769935
I'm thinking about how much I hate people who smoke.If they'd do it in their own homes and keep it away from civilized people I'd have no problem with them. They light their filthy cigarettes up in public around clean people who don't stink like ass and value their health, and they get all butthurt if you say anything about it. Fuck off with your stupid fucking faggot tobacco pacifiers.

>>666770716
That's what they all say

>>666771590
>get all butthurt if you say anything about it
thats because it's a free country and smoking is fucking cool you nerd

>>666769935
I'm so tired of my girlfriend. Why does she talk so much?

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>>666769935

>>666769935
Doors
Don't ask me why

fuck I'm hungover and God i want to skip school and drink

>>666771736
Btw im on a toilet with a door right in front of me

>>666770838
>>666771061
>BENADRYL

Your body can develop resistance to first generation antihistamines both through increased liver enzyme production (but I can't find whether Diphenhydramine is actually an "inducer.") or normal physiological tolerance.

It's why you shouldn't take them for more than 10 days at a time.

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I've been thinking of 'my girlfriend'. I'm married. My wife and I have been fucking this girl. It's taxing trying to figure out how to make my wife feel like she's the most important, while trying to make my girlfriend not feel used. It's a balancing act.

>>666770838
no prob, you just need 12 more

>>666769935
Rick and Morty

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Covering her face in cum

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>>666770000
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.

How I'm never going to find the right owner with the perfect amount of dominance, control, and loving-ness

>>666769935
drugs

>>666769935
About how Morty doesn't look like a 14 year old boy in that picture

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>>666771746
Having a Gin & Tonic for ya /b/ro.

When I can pick up my half o of wablaba dabz

>>666770000
/fuckingthread

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>>666771924

Wondering if the せ in the phrase 知りせば is the mizenkei of き or of す.

Probably き.

>>666769935
"Is that suppose to be Adventure Time/Back to the Future?"

My gf

>>666772152
Either rick and morty or back to the future

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>>666772202
Me too!

>>666772004
Do you have a vagoo or penor

boobs

>>666772275
vagoo

But grills don't exist on 4chan (^:

>>666769935
NO SIENTO NADA
(Nada, oh oh oh)
Nada personal.

>>666772356
If true just post on CL or just come to my house but my wife would also own you. Also how would you describe your body type?

>>666772463
Hell, just post a pic

>>666769935
>Damn, that's a lot of shit to do.
>I could handle this if I didn't need to ontop of everything learn a new language

>>666769935
Saying "fuck it", and replacing this delta p sensor. I'm pretty sure it's the issue, but don't care enough to really deal with it.

>>666770686
Ey b0ss

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CP and Lolis

I'm thinking about my ex gf, OP. She's married, but we've been talking again. She wants to see me. She's been talking dirty and sending nudes. WAT DO

>>666769935
Uh, about the Back to the Future movie?

>>666769935
Rick and Morty...

>>666772747
Tell the husband what she's been doing. Sit back and watch the fireworks.

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I'm thinking about Kat. I think about him all the time and I love him.

>>666772463
The problem isn't necessarily finding one, but one that I'll feel comfortable with giving all control to.

They have to be taller than me, smarter than me, etc.

If I was comfortable with just anyone doing it, then I wouldn't have anything to worry about.

My body type is average with a swimmers build. i.e wide shoulders

>>666772816
this, so much this.

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>>666770000
The TDQ!! Fuck triforce

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>>666769935
Typed words ending "NOW, GO!"

>>666772834
>
Eeewwwww its face is fucked

Her...

>>666769935
I'm wondering why my boss doesn't trust me with more responsibility.

>>666772816
No way. That would wreck my chance of having dirty sex with her again. She's the best sex I ever had. I just feel bad because she's married, but if you know her you know she's not faithful. Not to anybody and she never has been. He married a chronic cheater.

>>666772836
How tall are you? And smarter how a higher I or more like you'll know it when you spend time with them? Also where are you from

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>>666773130

>>666769935
RICK AND MORTY BECAUSE OF THAT PICTURE!

The poop filled condom I just saw while taking a shit