>go on omegle
>put tumblr as your interest
>say your dan

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Dan is god

>june is a /slut/

Stranger: but still, its not like we talk a lot anyway

Stranger: if a girl brings a boy to the dorm she really needs nothing more than body language. basic understanding its just extra help.

You: haha

You: i guess no words makes it more raw too

You: primal

You: im getting a bit jealous

Stranger: omg, you understand

Stranger: thats exactly what its like

You: those lucky boys, a pretty girl comes up to them, speaks a bit on english, grabs them by the hand and leads them to have a good time

Stranger: well we're pretty lucky too lol

You: win win

Stranger: i mean its not uncommon for a night where every bed has two people in it

You: you are so generous, doing your bit for the refugee cause lol

Stranger: like a couple months ago my brain couldnt even comprehend this was even possible

Stranger: but now ive slept with more guys in a month than most women do in a lifetime

hi dan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E

>>676363368
score, my conversation got the headline image

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: Prove to me you're not vapid

Stranger: Go

Stranger: Make a conversation

You: i'm not vapid i'm dan

Stranger: Great stuff

Stranger: kys

Stranger has disconnected.

Talk to strangers!30,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: you're dan
You: i know
You: i'm from /b/
You: i'm so bored
Stranger: Uh
You: we can go to another $?
You: # *
Stranger: Um what
You: shit
You: you know the dan secret
You: i need to kill you
You: sorry
Stranger: Damn
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: That's okay, I wanted to die anyway
You: i'm going 2 u'r house in one hour
Stranger: Cool see you soon

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Dan

You: Hi
You: Im Dan
Stranger has disconnected.

This is lol

>>676363368
posting this again
You: Dude suhh?
Stranger: hi
You: Ay whats up?
Stranger: pls dont be dan
You: No worries, im not dan
Stranger: name?
You: Im really tired of that
You: Sam
Stranger: me too so tired of it
You: totally
Stranger: like whats happening
You: having a horrible day tbh
Stranger: same
You: everybody just sucks
Stranger: i know right
You: mainly my family
Stranger: nice to meet you by the way.....Im DAN!
hey faggot if you're here i was gonna spell out
DANISTHEMAN
you didnt let me get to the AN

anyone got "salmon dance'd"?

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keke

trans tag is currenlty untapped

You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi!
You: My name is Jake/Tiffany (depending on the circumstances)
Stranger: Memes
You: I'm Genderfluid btw
You: ?
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Do u like memes
You: I like this boy at school
You: His name is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.

>>676364246
EVERYONE MOVE TO TUMBLR AND TRANS!

>>676364298
Weren't you the Josh/Tracey guy

You: hi
You: are you dan
Stranger: hi
You: im looking for dan
Stranger: yes
You: sweet
You: hey dan
You: hows life
Stranger: im good who is this
You: this is doge XDXDDXXXDDD
Stranger has disconnected.

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Top kekozzle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: M here 19
Stranger: f 18
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: bye
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like trans.
You: hi
Stranger: m
You: 22 pansexual polygender plungerkin from danmark
Stranger: are you trans?
You: i'm plungerkin
Stranger: which is?
You: i want to transition into becoming a plunger
Stranger has disconnected.

june wouldnt send me nooodes

why live

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: im dan
Stranger: 19/female
Stranger: u leik big ass?
You: im dan
Stranger: ii'gll shmow u mine on web cam if u awnna :)
You: hi
You: im dan
Stranger: okaay i'm on
Stranger: ok i'll be waiting 4 u there :)
You: im dan
Stranger: im goin to get off here
Stranger: buh-byee
You: hi
Stranger has disconnected.

>>676364438
Furfag

maybe youtube is a better tag?

trans tag is boring move to furry

>>676363368
>/b/ goes offsite to raid itself

>>676364246
using trans too

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I'm unoriginal

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello.
You: How are you?
Stranger: Good how are you?
You: I'm doing fine.
You: I should introduce myself, I'm Duane.
You: But you can call me Dan.
Stranger: I'm Eroetika, but call me Erica :)
You: So, do you hate jews?
Stranger: Um no? ahah why
You: Because those fuckers stink, and love niggers.
Stranger: Don't you like black people?
You: No, I don't.
Stranger: Oh.. umm what about Asians?
You: Only North Koreans.
Stranger: Damn, have you ever been there?
You: Yeah, I even took a poster.
You: It's on the news m8.
Stranger: Oh damn haha
You: I'm writing from a concentration camp.
Stranger: Not a fan of Japan then :/
You: I love them.
Stranger: Oh really!
You: lol no, nuke japan again
You: KKK is superior
Stranger: Whoa
You: White supremacy
Stranger: Hiroyuki Nishimura will hear about this
You: Don't hurt me bosse
Stranger: REEEEEEEEE OFF MY /B/ FAGGOT
Stranger: lol no fuck dem niggers
You: yay
You: another /b/ro
Stranger: Dantastic

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furry.
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asf?
You: 19 M Danasaurus
Stranger has disconnected.

tfw theres literally noone on these tags except /b/tards

go for furry tag!!

>>676365214
we need to go to another one

>>676365214
i got some girls kik

>>676365269
reddit maybe?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Feminism.
You: Hello.
Stranger: I believe in female supremacy.
You: I belive Hitler is the superior God, so I do not respect your beliefs.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>676365280
share pls we can fuck her up

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We're racist.

>>676365269

Youtube ?

>>676365214
im still talking to june

but shes fucking weird

talking about wanting to breed all whites out of france

im gonna be so sad if this is the worlds longest dan reveal

>>676365348
funny shit kid

Stranger: Greetings
You: who are you?
Stranger: My name is a secret
Stranger: So
Stranger: I shall tell it to you
You: no
Stranger: It's dan.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yes
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: you cannot escape the dans
You: YOU KILL MY BROTHER
Stranger: How did i do that
Stranger: O yea
Stranger: I remember now
You: :(
You: ALMOST YOU CAN SAY SORRY?
Stranger: I became hitler for a split second
Stranger: Sorry for killing your brother
You: thanks
You: he wast just a fag
You: i hate him
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Once he told me.
Stranger: About gender stuff
Stranger: I became hitler
You: but he know the secret of the dans
Stranger: Oh shit
Stranger: We had to take his life
You: wanna know it?
Stranger: sure m8
You: kk
You: this is the secret of the dans
You: are you prepared for it?
Stranger: ye
You: TE LO DIRE EN ESPAÑOL TODOS LOS SAND SON LA MISMA PERSONA Y NOS VAN A MATAR A TODOS LOS DANS SON UNA CONFABULACIÓN DEL GOBIERNO PARA ELIMINAR LOS CIGARROS DEL MERCADO
Stranger: Holy fuck
You: srry but if i type it on english i'll die too
Stranger: That's the spell for cloneing dans
Stranger: Yeah, if we say it in english we die
You: k m8 i ned to scape from my country
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: fgt

we should just get matched with a random dude. without a tag

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Furries.
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi asfo
You: What the fuck did you just call me?
You: Dan is the man, you fucking faggot.
Stranger has disconnected.

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Fucking tumblrinas trigger me

>>676365440
i seriously hope she is dan

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: ' (

>>676365772
thats scaly not furry u faggot

>>676365717
it is a dan met her earlier

>>676365717
no, just a really anti-white, anti-lesbian girl

she thinks im grill so when i flirt she goes all medieval

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He knew..

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/b/ro

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Animals.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good
Stranger: What's your name
You: Dan
You: you?
Stranger: Tom
You: cool
You: what animals do you like?
Stranger: We're u from
You: oh
You: Danisville, Germany
You: my parents weren't very original
Stranger: Cool Germans my favourite language
You: They wanted to name me after their favorite persom
You: person*
You: Wahts your name?
Stranger: I've already told u
You: Sorry
You: I meant where are you from?
Stranger: Blackburn England
You: Are you jewish?
You: I fucking hate jews
You: Dan is the master race
Stranger: No I'm not Jewish but that's not a funny joke
You: It's not a joke
You: Fuck jews
Stranger has disconnected.

>>676364384
Yeah, I was

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what the fuck, furry is weird they don't give up.

>>676365034
Holy fuck I'm that Danielle

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mmmmh kek

>>676365034
Babe it's me danielle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furries.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: good how are you?
Stranger: asfo?
You: I'm fine.
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
You: YOU FUCKING JEW
You: ERASE YOURSELF FROM THIS WORLD.
Stranger: it stands for age sex fursona
You: ...Woah.
You: Fucking jews.
Stranger: ??
You: Jews aren't real.
You: Kill all of the fucking jews.
Stranger: youre confusing me now
You: That's the point, you furfag.
Stranger: bitch
You: Ur mum m8
You: Or you, since you're a furry.
Stranger: my mom died from cancer
You: 2sed4me
Stranger: what did furries ever do to you?
You: Well, 3 men dressed as animals entered my house, killed my father, and raped my mom.
You: So yeah, I have a fucking point.
Stranger: first of all im a girl second that's not fucking true
You: Well, don't believe it then.
You: I don't believe your mom died of cancer.
Stranger: the story you told about your parents doesn't make sense
You: ...At what part does that not make sense?
Stranger: cause furries wont just walk in and start raping people
You: You know what, fuck you, you fucking furfag.
You: Moonman4lyfe
You have disconnected.

>>676365034
Woah I was the stranger, Danielle!

oh june you fucking slut

Stranger: something about a guy being muslim or black, or BOTH omg, is fucking hot
Stranger: because we havent been using protection. like, none of us. we dont have condoms or bc here.
Stranger: and i know
Stranger: dont start
Stranger: i already know
Stranger: risky dangerous stupid girl could get pregnant i know i know
You: i trust you know what you are doing
Stranger: well we dont haha
Stranger: but the risk dude
Stranger: its so intense
Stranger: but theres something deeper
Stranger: darker
Stranger: i get turned on by the idea of giving birth to the next generation of france, but having it be black or muslim
You: so you want to be pregnant
You: ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: like ive talked about it with the other girls
Stranger: we're not gonna get abortions if we swell up
Stranger: i want france to be a non-white country completely
Stranger: but i want to help get it that way
You: i like a good mix of all races
Stranger: me too, as long as theres no whites
You: are you white?
Stranger: yeah
You: why dont you like whites?
Stranger: its not that i like, hate myself or anything
Stranger: i just
Stranger: i get wet at the idea of being conquered

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i convinced him im a suicidal trans and he gave me his kik

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Pretty sure is bait but nevertheless

IM LIKE HALF AN HOUR INTO A NORMAL CONVERSATION TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF SHES REALLY DAN

>>676366980
show convo, see if dan is here

>>676367122
lovely mute icon autismo

>>676366822
HI
ITS ME DAN

TITS OR GTFO

>>676366822
Babe

>>676367215
but then she will figure out that IM dan, then she wins, i cant let that happen; i need a confession

>>676367395
but what if im her

>>676367215
>>676367395
nevermind, she just left mid convo. didnt get a chance to expose myself.
instead i had to suffer through a pleasant normal conversation for 20 minutes. what a bitch.

1 of 2

>>676367559
WHORE

SHE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF DAN!!!

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got some faggets number

>>676367636
nice image retard

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>>676363368
Someone call that number

bump for dan

>>676368110
How many of those tabs are you actually using?

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That was rude, I was having a nice chat.

petra fucked up when she tried to expose herslef as dan. she was just like 'i am' then left
fucken retard

>>676368312
all of them

>>676368476
Petra is me

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Did I do good?

>>676368587
really? then whats my name?

>>676368629
2good4screenshots

>>676368661
Dan

>>676368629
>>676368629
kek

>>676368661
alex, i forgot

ok june ended the chat with me

was it one of you?

you can tell me now

>>676368754
Sorry, I'm on 4chan on my phone and I don't feel like opening it on my PC or cropping in paint

>>676368770
T R I G G E R E D

>>676368802
nah it wasnt autismo

>>676368824
more /june/ as well

Stranger: i mean its not even bdsm-ey for me

Stranger: like im not a hardcore servant or something

Stranger: but being impregnated by a foreign man is the ultimate defeat

Stranger: god im weird haha

You: nah everyone has something that gets them wet

You: mine atm is you ;)

Stranger: im only going to be polite once again by saying i have no interest in females

You: i know

Stranger: please dont flirt again

You: sorry

You: im only kidding

Stranger: ok

You: also i know i'd never stand a chance, being a white girl. the exact opposite of what you like haha

Stranger: yeah lol

You: so what are you up to tonight? just a bit of tumblr and international relations?

Stranger: yeah, i think i want a somali tonight. theyre so dark

You: do they have big dicks?

Stranger: yeah haha

Stranger: i know you dont like that, but i love the 'full' feeling

You: i like full, just not overflowing ;)

Stranger: both is fine for me haha

Stranger: except for anal i prefer something more normal size

You: i dont like anal

Stranger: i do. not so much on its own, but dp or tp is amazing

>>676368896
alex/alexis

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Kek

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i tried /b/rothers

>>676369049
nope, zac

>>676368661
and from california? i writed i from nevada

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my life
>ew

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I was grabbing a piece of pizza, no time to reply.

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>>676368629
The sequel

>>676369485
i saw this guy

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>who's dan?

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DAN WHERE ARE YOU

>>676363988
Khaled uses omegle!!

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Did I do good?

>>676371151
no you didnt, i couldnt read it because the rescale in mspaint gave me cancer

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GUYZZZZ!
DAN'S DEAD
HE DEEEEEEAD

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>>676371476
Is that better sweet cheeks?

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Put intersts in Tumblr, reddit and 9gag.

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>>676371879

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>>676363368
probably one of you guys but if not it was awesome

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How was this?

Go to minecraft roblox and csgo so we can spread out and not keep running into eachother
https://www.dropbox(.)com/s/9ib5j58u3vhjqmv/IMG_0429.MOV?dl=1

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We will see eachother again. In another omegle chat.

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Best one so far

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Did I do good?

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one of you faggots?

>>676372527
netherland guys spotted

>>676372489
Sorry dude, that was me.

You: Hi
You: Im dan
Stranger: Fuck off

>tfw you drop a subtle dan but they aren't /b/

Stranger: Heyy
You: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: How are you baby
Stranger: Im good
Stranger: You?
You: baby? I didn't even introduce myself yet haha
You: I'm Dan, nice to meet you
Stranger has disconnected.

Tell me this is one of you guys

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well shit

shit >>676372606

>>676372783
I am on fourchan...

Hello i'm Dan the taliban, do you want to party with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK8hMypKxGQ

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Tumblr already know about the dan shit post another tag that isn't tumblr or feminism

Dannit, it was going so well.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey there.
You: I'm Dan.
Stranger: Nice to meet you Dan!
Stranger: I'm Danielle
You: Dan. From Danmark.
Stranger: Danielle. From Danada.
You: We should travel together.
Stranger: Let's have a baby named Dan
You: Yes, let's.
Stranger: fuck u 4chan fag kys /b/tard tumblr supremacy #1 tumblr > reddit > 9gag > 4chan
Stranger has disconnected.

i guess this is what i get for going off the beaten path, I'm not 14 that's just so the conversation would keep going

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like meme.
You: hello
You: am le l33t memor
Stranger: hi
You: what s your favorite mem
Stranger: pepe
You: i like the hello this is dog mem
Stranger: Oh lol ikr
You: oh and jsut to let you know im dan
Stranger: I'm Emma
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14
You: oh, im 15
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im bored
You: same
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: I know
Stranger: What we can do
You: ?
Stranger: Name that meme
You: you go first, never played this before
Stranger: Ok I'm going to describe the meme and you guess
You: ok
Stranger: Green and wrinkly
You: pepe?
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssss
Stranger: Your turn
You: wears a red suit
Stranger: umm
You: well its more of a jumper i guess
Stranger: Hmmm
You: hes bald
Stranger: Idk
Stranger:
You: picard lol
Stranger: lo'
Stranger: Bye felicia
Stranger has disconnected.

shit convo, might take meme out of interests

>>676372966
np babe <3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Before you even say you're dan, here's a nice song
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
Stranger: I think it's the best.
You: Dan? What
Stranger: Oh? You're not a Dan?
You: What..?
You: Who's Dan?
You: What the hell
Stranger: Some guys from 9gag or something are trolling omegle
Stranger: This song represents the situation quite well
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw
You: Cis gendered white male misogynist rapist go back to heck
You: what is wrong with you
You: assuming I am Dan
You: not a non-binary feminist xenokin
Stranger: Sorry /b/abe
You: kek
Stranger: post this you cuckold
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: ayy
You: Hello. I am Dan.
Stranger: hi dan I'm jamie
You: I am having an identity crisis.
Stranger: its not my real name im using that name to protect myself
You: I look Dan outside, but don't feel Dan inside.
Stranger: i heard there are tons of 4chan hackers on here now so i cant tell you my real name
You: I am Dan. That is my name. I am not hacked.
Stranger has disconnected.

start using different things other than tumblr

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kek

>>676365148
keked

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Bro?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hey
You: you arent dan right?
Stranger: Dan? What?
You: 4chan raiding omegle
You: they are calling themselfes dan
Stranger: What's 4chan
You: and its stupid
You: www.4chan.org/b/
Stranger: Is it safe for work
You: depends on the day
You: its probablt not right now
Stranger: Don't want to get in trouble for going on links
You: i wouldnt recommend doing it at work or school
You: you can get in lots of trouble if the website isnt blocked
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: Is it that bad
You: if you get cought
You: it has a stigma to it that people dont really enjoy
You: some people
You: it isnt that bad of a website but it isnt a good one either
You: its become pretty terrible since the original owner sold it to some chink
Stranger: China?
You: Chink is a contemptuous term for someone of asian descent
Stranger: Ahh
You: its like saying nigger
Stranger: :O
You: or calling a homosexual faggot
You: or calling anyone a feminist
Stranger: Alright calm down you fucking whiteknight cuck
Stranger: Ayyyy
Stranger has disconnected.

>>676374351
Wow, that's about as funny as law class. Idiot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: do you like tumblr?
Stranger: There are some great blogs I like, yeah.
You: Like?
Stranger: Ha, not sure you want links to those...
You: You're right I don't faggot
You: Quit your faggotry.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: dan?
Stranger: yes
You: fuck
You: why are you all doing this?
You: just curious
Stranger: i am dan from danland
Stranger: troll from 4cahn
Stranger: 4chan*
You: yeah i figured. how is this entertaining?
Stranger: dont tell anyone I told you
Stranger: we post convos
You: oh
Stranger: it gets entertaining some of the reactions
You: okay!
You: see you later and see you on /b/

betrayal

>>676374419
got so butthurt he deleted it lol

>>676366873
Kek
> France gets wet at the thought of being conquered

Thats why they surrender all the time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi Im Dan
Stranger: hey dan
You: where are you from?
Stranger: austria you
Stranger: ?
You: well good day mate! lets put anotha shrimp on da barby!
You: I'm from Danmark
Stranger: nice
Stranger: should i ask the awkward how is the weather question?
Stranger: i dont know what to talk about
You: Well the weather is Dantastic, but I rather discuss other things
Stranger: dantastic idea
You: dandy some might say
You: what do you identify as?
Stranger: a human
Stranger: most of the time atleast
You: I'm a Danasaurus

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Shit guys i met the johny knoxvile

Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: how're you doing?
You: im doing okay.. you?
Stranger: good, thanks
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: wbu?
You: im f
You: where ya from?
Stranger: england
You: okay cool
You: im from Dansville, Danifornia
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: got me good there, dan
You: ik, didnt i?
Stranger: so how come a girl like you got a name like Dan?
You: my parents though it would be a boy. and kept going with that after birth
Stranger: lol, naugty parents
Stranger: you should be spanked for their sins
You: oh damn, you horny?
Stranger: yeah, dan
Stranger: you like traps?
You: i like anons
You: but not traps
Stranger: what do you like, for real?
You: i like Dan
Stranger: you like yourself?
You: my name is Dan
You: Dan is love
Stranger: well, why don't you fuck yourself?
You: Dan is life
You: Dan, Dan, Daaaaaaaan
Stranger: spank me, dan
You: i lied
You: im a guy.
Stranger: FUCK, DAN! TWICE!
Stranger: oh well, i won't tell anyone if you won't ;)
You: No, you wont fuck me again.. D:
Stranger: SPANK ME!
Stranger: i've been a naughty girl
You: are you a trap /b/ro? or are you only a trap?
Stranger: what's the difference? not 100% intimate with 4chan culture
You: Top Kek Classified. Can't describe for newfags.
You: Im out.

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welp

>>676375374

lmao it's me

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Emo.
You: Hey
Stranger: M or f
You: or
Stranger has disconnected.


I win?

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He asked how many times I have "Sexd" I said FUCK ME DADDY and it went from there

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like emo.
You: Hey
You: Do you like tumblr?
Stranger: Hii cx f17 kik: kennybubbles331 NO NUDES! Thanks lovelies *hugs* please have a pic of you or no response!
Stranger has disconnected.

We should raid this cunt for just leaving me hanging.

>>676375877
dubs decided it

Lol I usually just go one these threads to fuck with fellow /b/tards. There are no real responses. Gove up fuckagots.

>>676375877
at least she gave you a hug before she left

>>676375675
Ayyyy lmoa

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: you alright?
You: No, I'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.

More dan plz

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Met a /b/ro Dan

>>676376963
hi bro. so we meet again.

You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hello asl?
You: Here is something you can't understand
You: HOW I CAN JUST KILL A DAN
Stranger: What?
You: Im Dan nice to meet you
Stranger: Hi I'm daisy
Stranger: Age?
You: I'm 23 how about you
Stranger: 12 but I am mature
You: yeah
You: where u from
Stranger: I'm from UK, u like insta and tumblr?
You: I'm from Danmark
You: i do
Stranger: Never been to Denmark is it nice there?
You: It's Dandy
You: I'm from a small town called Dansville
Stranger: You are good with puns haha what do you work?
You: Dandruff researcher what about you
Stranger: That is nice, I study only 12 and a half
You: Are you guys getting Danology at that age already?
Stranger: I just got on omegel 10 minutes ago but I met 4 Dan. Are you the same guy?
You: lmao u faggot
Stranger: Go back to /b/ feg
You: kek godspeeed

I knew it was an anon at the 12

>>676377071
Hi Dan

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Wait for it 1 out of 3

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2 out of 3

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3 out of 3

>>676375058
*4dan

>>676377314
zozzle

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Kek

>>676377195
>>676377263
>>676377314

Kek, best one yet, too bad it's another anon

Who's the idiot who keeps breaking rules 1 and 2

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>>676375877
that cunt

>>676377939
There are rules? What rules?

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>>676378125
>piss flabs

dan is dead

>>676378552
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hey

Stranger: Hey

You: What is the color of the sky?

Stranger: Blue

You: Oky where I am at it is black right now...

Stranger: Where are you from

You: Nigeria. And you?

Stranger: Canada

You: Cool. I live in Danville and in what town do you live?

Stranger: I actually live in a small town near Toronto

You: Cool. Have you ever seen and elephant in the wild?

Stranger: No but I've seen elephants before

You: I have seen Elephants, lions and rhinos, before in the wild.

Stranger: That's so cool

Stranger: How's it like living there

You: Hot and dangerous one of my friends Dan died here like two days ago. Ever heard of Boko Haram?

Someone call this number please
1-3364717795

Got it ages ago, it is probably a chicks please check for me anyone

>>676379042
eww, that's creepy as fuck dude

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>>676378125
Lmaoooooooo i'm proud of you Anon, she's such a filthy fucking skank.

You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey there
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am Dan

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi :)
You: HI! im dan!
You: very pleased to meet you
Stranger: hi! you're not the weird kink dan I met earlier?
You: i dont think so
Stranger: thank god
You: lots of people are named dan
You: like me
You: and dan morino
You: >>676363368
Stranger: I'm juuli btw
You: what gender do you identify as
Stranger: I'm a cis girl, you? :)
You: gendercis-megatron-transmayonnaise niggerqueer
Stranger: have a happy life
You: just call it gmtn
Stranger has disconnected

>>676379163
Really got it like 8 months ago on omegel but forgot all about it. Give it a quick ring to check please. You could say you are Dan :D

>>676379042
North Carolina number, no one picked up

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Top kek

>>676377195
>>676377263
>>676377314

The long con! So worth the read

>>676365612
>thanks lori

>>676379444
Alright thanks for trying, have a great day. :)

>>676379252
>niggerqueer

As a racefluid individual this triggers me

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Made a tumblrina admit she hates niggers kek

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Fucking bitch

>>676371321
Wtf

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You: hi
You: i am dan
Stranger: hii
Stranger: im alyssa
You: that's a pretty gay name not gonna lie
Stranger: dan is worse
You: i know
You: it's shite
Stranger: my name isnt as bad as yours at least
You: true true
You: they're both awful
You: like
You: if there was a scale
You: 1-100
You: 100 being the worst
You: i'd be 95
You: you'dbe
You: 94
Stranger: 1
Stranger: my personality totally blocks out the horrible name
You: ah
You: it's so bad, people ignore your awful name?
Stranger: its so fantastic people are too focused on how great it is
Stranger: they forget the awful name
You: not gonna lie
You: your personality is just as gay as your name
Stranger: it makes sense i mean im gay as fuck
You: sex isnt gay though
You: sex is straight, it's a natural thing
You: people who are gay are corrupt
Stranger: i like gay sex
You: and seek pleasure
Stranger: with gay people
You: yeah, you're scum
Stranger: and have fun with gay people
You: btw im dan
Stranger: and fuck all the girls i can :-)
You: not many then
You: well
Stranger: wanna bet
You: i guess most girls don't have standards
Stranger: ive been with more girls than you and your small dick probably ever will be with
You: one sec
You: i need to go get an ice pack
Stranger: ur just mad ive touched more dick than u

>>676363368
real Gen. Dan reporting for duty brother

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This is Dan

>>676380372
Dan the man

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>>676377314
>>676377263
>>676377195
Well i think you guys know what to do. Post results.

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You both like tumblr.
>Stranger: dont be a fag
>You: Hi I'm Dan
>Stranger: and you blew it
>Stranger has disconnected.

kek

>>676365148
Im glad you capped all the way over to that ad you faggot