Waifu claiming thread
simple and understandable rules:
>claim your 2D-waifu
>share artwork of your waifu
>discuss
>insult
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Eu claimed. Still the most Cutest waifu here.
Shiki claimed
>>663849160
>waifu threads
whatever happened to the ERP threads?
She is, medically, a mess. Bruises and small-to-large incisions line a slender arm and leg, bandages braided around and around the afflicted areas. She has a beauty mark under her left eye, but that’s a mark Hajime admires, unlike her many injuries that worry him sick. Long, uneven hair grows, boundless, from her head, cut up at all angles like her timid and mishandled soul. And inside her beautiful shell is fear, and all manner of nervous disorders.
Mikan Tsumiki claimed.
>>663849160
Very, very good taste.
Mine
Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known.
Asuna yuuki claimed.
Well, shit.
Best idol claimed
Hey everyone! Best waifu claimed.
Coolest idol claimed
>>663849160
Shiragami Youko
>>663852106
Hi, finished carnival phantasm?
Claimed
as always, hanekawa-sama claimed
It's way to early for me.
Why the fuck am I awake.
>>663852555
We still need to go lewder.
>>663853148
what time is it where you are pun-kun?
>>663853148
Why are all the RWBY fags from Burgerland?
>>663853392
9:30 in the morning, but I worked until about 3:00 AM last night.
>>663853664
Don't know, couldn't be arsed to care.
claimed
>>663853392
If we go lewder then I may have bad thoughts.
>>663853801
What job do you have?
>>663853990
Nep-nep best girl!
>>663854060
Let the bad thoughts flow through you.
>>663849160
Holo Caust
>>663854060
Discipline yourself.
>>663854401
I'm not sure you know how depraved my desires are.
Not banned any more.
Tenryuu claimed
>what did i miss?
>>663849941
I'm pretty sure that ERPing was killed by the new avatarfagging global rule.
Also, Alipheese claimed.
mine
>>663854401
Night Shift in the drive-thru at a local Wendys.
Claimed
The Dairy Queen has been reclaimed. Come and get your free Ice Cream.
>>663854648
Just let your most inner desires run free.
>>663854724
Welcome back milk-kun!
>>663854730
Nothing much really only just started the thread.
>>663855061
Sounds like a very boring job.
>>663855257
Yay free ice-cream!
>>663855579
It's not really boring, so much as It's fucking horrible the amount of Bullshit I have to put up with.
>>663855579
My inner desire is to see my waifu as a sticky mess with near a dozen loads in her.
>>663855749
>Food service
That's you're problem, though its what I'm looking at probably having to do considering apparently fucking nobody wants to hire.
>>663855749
Do you get a lot of asshole customers then?
>>663856173
I know, I know, Looking for a new job though.
Hoping to find a Machine shop that's willing to hire me.
>>663856249
Not assholes, just people who don't know how fucking hard it is to be taking an order, getting their change, all while making sure their food gets to them, and not the guy two cars ahead.
>>663854724
>Not banned anymore
Why did you got banned?
>>663851557
Shit what? Lost your medical license?
>>663856575
I'm just looking for a stocking job or something like that where I don't have to interact with people really. Wouldn't be this way if the damn fire department hadn't upped their required age to enroll.
>>663856872
"Garbage outside of /b/", aka jews getting fanny flustered.
>>663856137
Do you think your waifu will enjoy that?
>>663849160
manditory claim of c2
QUESTION OF THY THREAD: who was the last band you listened to?
mine: twenty one pilots
>>663856872
Nah, we were near death, for a moment.
Working on getting a texture going. Gonna' make a Mikan dakimakura for Garry's mod.
theres only trash in this thread
>>663857979
Tool, still listening to them actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iXMhphebGI
>>663857467
I would love a job like that.
>>663858147
And Ice Cream~!
>>663852307
Hey! Yea, I somehow managed to stomach it.
It got a little better towards the end though. Solid 4/10 + extra credit for the bersercar.
>>663854730
Ahoy, wie war der Sonntag?
>>663856137
Too lewd!
>>663854491
Nice claim.
>>663850855
It's this yuri music thing, isn't it?
>>663858157
im suprised this is coming from you
nice taste
>>663857902
I think she might, provided that I did too.
>>663857979
Bradio
https://soundcloud.com/forgdedelilt/bradio-flyers
Claimed
>>663858387
I have a very wide range of odd assortments of music.
Basically anything but Rap and pop.
>>663858501
What ever makes you and your waifu happy I guess.
>>663857979
Panic! At the Disco
So I'm sitting at my desk rewatching Steins;Gate and i thought: "Time travel is such a pain in the ass. Only a masochist would willfully try and write one and solve every continuity issue."
>>663858511
death parade
so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjTMNDZi-A
>>663858836
early stuff or not?
in my oppinion they have been getting shitter every year
>>663857979
I can't even remember, probably Gorillaz.
>>663858157
Yeah but apparently you need more than just arms to be allowed to lift stuff and put it on shelves at some places. Retarded.
>>663858511
God i Love Death Parade <3
Nico claimed
>>663858799
Yeah, that's the main thing.
Making her happy.
>>663859116
I saw them live and they were pretty good, it was really cool singing bohemian rhapsody with 25,000 other people.
>>663859413
Shame there'll never be a season 2.
>>663849160
Dibs on Rin Kokonone
>>663858345
I'm guessing I liked it a lot more for being more into the fandom.
>>663858906
The only thing I could think of when playing life is strange was "Steins;gate handled this so much better".
>>663859531
That's fine i'm satisfied with the ending.
Mikuru Asahina claimed
>>663859116
A little bit of both. It is true though that their style has changed a lot from their early stuff.
Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me,
It's gotta be,
Deadhead Chemistry,
The blotter got right on top of me,
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes.
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down.
This is so real.
Like the time Dave floated away.
See my heart is pounding,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Taihou-chan report in, I must know how the studying and exams are going?
It's my birthday, 25, anyone want to read a chapter or two of Fran for me? Just one?
>>663860472
its fun to fantasize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw-0pbY9JeU
clmd
>>663860791
Taihou-kun reporting! After sinking some ships with Tenryuu-chan's Admiral, Taihou's is going at it!
Miia-chan, you have internet again! We summon thee!
>>663861054
I can't ,mate. Busy.
Best husbando claimed.
>>663861054
Happy 25th birthday Anon-kun!
>>663861405
Just make sure you don't over work yourself and not to get to stressed about it!
>>663858046
Oho, shit, man. Its going well.
keemstar claimed
There's an infestation in my mind's imagination,
I hope that they choke on smoke 'cause I'm smoking them out the basement,
This is not rap, this is not hip-hop,
Just another attempt to make the voices stop,
Rapping to prove nothing, just writing to say something,
'Cause I wasn't the only one who wasn't rushing to sayin' nothing,
This doesn't mean I lost my dream,
It's just right now I got a really crazy mind to clean.
Nah, I didn't understand a thing you said,
If I didn't know better I'd guess you're all already dead,
Mindless zombies walking around with a limp and a hunch,
Saying stuff like, "You only live once."
You've got one time to figure it out,
One time to twist and one time to shout,
One time to think and I say we start now,
Sing it with me if you know what I'm talking about.
>>663861870
Thank you Eu-chan! Ehehe, Admiral is happy!
>>663861925
Mii-chan, hello!
>>663861054
Sure, Admiral would give it a try, but only after he finishes his studies...
Happy birthday Fra-chan!
>>663861054
H-H-Happy birthday!
(Post smiles for fran-anon's birthday?)
Is everyone kill?
>>663863723
Seems like it.
>>663863723
nah, im just cooking
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed!
>>663861054
Happy birthday! Yeah, why not?
>>663857979
Rammstein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4ADcMn3dA
I won't stay in the thread today, I'm starting to watch RWBY, so see y'all tomorrow
>>663864185
Don't forget Ruby best girl.
>>663863723
Kind of, was woken up early and have a headache, procrastinating something I need to get done.
>>663863723
Nope still here just playing through a game.
>>663864344
I'll keep that in mind. Weiss looks cool tho
>>663849160
Miia claimed
I finally have my internet back
>>663864185
>Rammstein
good taste
>>663864554
Well, then don't die pls
>>663864618
Which game?
>>663864829
Snek-kun welcome back friend, how was your vacation from the internet?
>>663864829
you mean internet explorer?
also claimu
>>663864829
Miia-chaaaaaan!
>>663864969
Boring thank god I was able to chat with Taihou
And I got sick
>>663865089
Taihou-Chan <3
>>663864829
Welcome back fellow demi-humanlover.
>>663864907
No promises.
>>663865066
I was changing my internet for faster one like 2 week's ago
>>663864907
Metro 2033. There was a PSN sale for both Metro games for 9 dollars. Pretty good deal.
I think my teeth are about to fall out from watching Hanamaru kindergarden, more diabetes inducing than dr pepper.
>>663865586
Welcome back Snek
>>663865588
Both the metro games are fantastic.
>>663865432
Hi how are you?
>>663865223
Hope you get better soon! was the new internet worth the wait?
>>663849160
>pic related
>>663863723
You never call.
>>663865588
I played both....i was slighty disappointed of 2033....but that's just because i read the book before (which is way better btw)
>>663850832
ok i'll claim Lain then, you can have slowpoke.
>>663865678
Hi bunny
How are you how much did I miss?
>>663865784
Yea it's much better I am happy I changed it
>>663865684
Have a headache because I was woken up early and my room is cold as balls but other than that nothings really going on.
Will I ever regain my honour?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be handed over to me this very instant.
>>663866117
Not much, not much at all.
>>663866528
Fecking
>>663863723
Just went out to lunch, love me my Philly cheese steaks
Also thanks everyone who wished me happy birthday!
>>663861870
>>>663861054
>>>663861405
>>663862863
>>663863013
>>663864185
>>663866376
Well at least nothing bad is happening
>>663866226
So happy to have you back!
>>663866226
How did you survive with the internet for so long? I don't think I could last that long.
>>663865678
I'm having fun with the first one, can't wait to try out the other one.
>>663866067
What are some of the differences between the book and game?
>>663866774
Happy Birthday!
Lucina Claimed.
this thread continues
ohh lord.
>>663866528
>>663866774
I only got double dubs, so Fran is safe
>>663866932
That's a nice pic >>663865343
I just finished the new Episode of RWBY.
Someone stop the tears.
I have a Husbando, does that count?
>>663866944
Simple I were able to chat with Taihou and other friends
(I see we are going lewder with every pic)
>>663867277
I... Ice Cream...
That episode destroyed me.
>>663867101
Nice to see a new face around
Nice to meet you
>>663867420
L..lewdness d..deniiiiieeeed!
>>663867287
Of course! Waifus and husbandos are always welcome!
female here, have husbando
fucking love that guy (from "I cant understand what my husband is saying")
>>663867277
Rip Penny ;_;
>>663867420
Well it's great to have you back snek-kun!
>>663867637
We must go even lewder.
>>663867287
Verboten.
>>663867764
Tits or gtfo
>>663867764
>female here
This isn't Reddit.
>>663868040
nigguh fek off
claimed
>>663868112
mushishi, nice
>>663868154
Randy-kun please fuck off.
>>663867829>>663867637
You won't beat me in the lewdness contest Eu!
>>663867829
>>663868515
L..lewd en..nough..?
>>663868154
Fuck of Randy and show your tetes
>>663868651
You must get lewder...
>>663867506
>>663867829
Penny is like, my third favorite.
She better come back as like, a Dreadnought or something.
Or else I'm gonna flip my shit.
>>663868651
I was telling it to Eu ;•;
But I am pleased
Sanya Claimed
>>663868515
It's not really a contest when it's obvious I'll win snek-kun.
>>663868651
You must go even lewder Taihou-chan.
>>663868659
>>663868878
>>663869004
Admiral got coffee on Taihou's spats so Taihou had to remove them.. l.. lewd enough...?
>>663868911
She will purge the best in the name of the god emperor of mankind
>>663869270
I can Imagine it now.
Someone needs to write a fanfiction of this.
>>663869259
Damn Taihou-chan that's to lewd.
>>663869259
Lewder
We gettin lewd?
We lewd now?
As lewd as it gets.
Claiming Stroheim as husbando, SEKAI ICHIIIII
jesus mane
How lewd can you go.
>>663869259
>>663869115
>>663869698
>>663869641
>>663869115
>>663869605
This is how to do it kids
>>663870038
Waifu sharing orgy
>>663870126
Excuse me bitch?
Top quality shit right here.
N..no more lewd... please...
>>663870038
lewd enough?
also, claiming Ruka as my waifu
>>663870038
About this lewd