>>663706355
show him your tits

1. hey do you want to get your dick sucked?

2. ??????

3. SUCK HIS DICK YOU WHORE

>>663706355
By showing your tits

>>663706355
tits or gtfo.

>>663706355
Show us your tits

>>663706355
Enter their sight.
Done.

Nip slip is a cool deal breaker just go up to him with a nipslip and he will say the first word its a great ice breaker then suck his dick

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>>663706355

>wants attention for being female
>no time stamped tits
>is not female
>nuke thread

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>>663706355
Show him your feminine penis

Be confident. Most guys are too much of a pussy to approach a woman so being the one making the first step could help.

>>663706756
TETSUO!

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>>663706355
well...

>>663706795
Op here. That's hard though. Yikes

>>663706795
This

>>663706355
With tits and timestamp

>>663706355
just ask him if he wants to fuck

>>663706355
>Hi. Want to fuck? *show him tits*
This secret method has 99% success rate as long as you're not repulsive

>>663706355

>>663706795
>>663706566
>>663706477
Newfags
>>663706520
>>663706506
>>663706536
>>663706850
You're doing it right
>>663706904
T I T S O R G T F O

My tits are A cup tho...

>>663706355
Tits with timestamp, then we discuss.

Also, all this faggots giving advice ..fucking disgrace.

>>663706355
Showing tits

>>663706355
Talk to him. Make sure he knows you're interested. If he doesn't take bait, be up front. If he says no, move on.

>>663706904
It will be, you might not be able to do it at first so practice. Eventually you'll be able to talk to others with ease. If you're finding it too difficult, have a drink or two. Alcohol can ease your fear response to situations and boost your confidents. Overall, just keep loving yourself.

>>663706355
Tits or gtfo

>>663706355
>Shy femanon here.
>How to approach boy?
.. be somewhere near a guy? What the fuck are you worrying about, girls never even approach in the first place anyway.

>>663706355
With your feet usually

>>663707162
Still good post anyways

>>663707162
Dont matter post tits
Ps u got kik

>>663707161
>you're doing it right.

You seem like the type of guy who's only seen a vagina with '.jpeg' written beneath it.

Hrmmm idk I liked since elementary school and its my senior year I feel any chances slipping away.... Besides. I don't wanna just give someone my virginity when they don't even love me I'm not fucking him point 0

>ITT full of man loosing at life fantasing about life as a women

>>663707161
>Newfags
elaborate cuck

>>663707162
>>663706355

Just post tits if you want advice, otherwise GTFO srsly.

>>663706355
i have ONE question for you...


are you fat?

answer honestly

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>>663707393
Have you seen the average male in todays society?

Beta cuck males who were pounded with the "don't rape" speel from birth afraid to even go near a women in fear of being accused of something.

No pic with stamp for reference?

Sorry, but we can't help you.

>>663706355
Smile, say hi, ask if he wants to see a movie.

cliche date, but works better for girls to ask.

Better would be find a comedy club.

Show us a pic, if you aren't below average you'll be fine.

>>663706355
If you're a qt3.14 you literally have all the power. Just find a guy you think is hot/want to get fucked by and go get it.

>>663707652
I'm 4 feet 6 and 80lbs.... Sigh I can't gain weight

>>663707162
ur seriously givig me a bioner rn griller pls say ur blonde

Say hi.

If I saw a picture of you I could tell what kind of person you are. I could pick apart what's bothering in seconds.

>>663707897
Red head sorry

u chicks got it easy, jus go up and tell him hi. literally thats all u ahve to do, of course b ready for a conversation, men like to talk about themeleves, ask him his hobbies, does he read books if so wat kind. let me say tho that some guyz r oblivious to womens flitations, women sometimes think they r obvious about their feelings, but to men some of us dont notice. so dont assume becaus eu and him have an awesome convo that he knows u like him. make it obvious, ask him to eat lunch wit u, or jus tell him u like him. u really cant go wrong. unless ur ugly as fuck....

>>663707855
sweet fucking jesys. u live in fl?

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>>663707855
Tits plez.

>>663708102
Riverside ca. 92503

>>663706355
Approach him with your dick out

>>663706355
Every guy thinks shy girls are cute. So just be yourself. But since you're asking how to approach a guy it really depends where you are and what you're doing. Either way you'll need some confidence

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a pic of op wod help wit the advice

>>663707855
You've got the cute height and you're thin. Appearance wise, you're pretty much what a guy wants. So you're problem with approaching them probably strives from lack of confidents. Were you teased in school? Were you raised in an oppression household were you were silence for speaking your mind? Do you not get out often? Have you had bad experiences with people in the past?

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>>663708034
well fuck it doesnt matter i like them too lets lose our virginity to each other grille

OP can you post Face at least?

>>663708257
oh well fuck it whatever just post a pic of you from the neck down so i can jack off

>>663706847
Kanedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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>>663708257
Why don't you live near OKC :(.

Pretend your lesbian

dudes think thats hot

>>663706355
ask him if he wants to hang out and giggle after... thats all. then ask for his number.

>>663706355

If you're shy face to face then start talking through snapchat. Its easier to be yourself when you know the messages won't last. Just be aware that screenshots are possible so if it gets flirting about nudes then say you'd only show him your boobs in person. If you don't want to get in his pants then snapchat is still great since you won't be afraid to talk so much and he can get to know you.

First impressions don't take personality into account so maybe he's a dick or maybe he won't like you until he knows you better. If you're near-average or above and he's not gay/in a relationship/a total whore magnet then he'll more than happy to talk to you and you can go from there.

Show him your tits and say "you can have me"

>>663708413
>lack of confidents.
>confidents.

>>663708413
I focused on studies and never really bothered to get much friends but my little group. Even though I liked him since elementary, til now if he did asked me out I think j would have rejected him. But now I really wish we were a thing

>>663708559
I have a pic of me with dyed hair from a while back. Sorry no webcam

>>663708840
Maybe she has no one she can confide in so she is here

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>>663708257
I live near riverside

>>663708851
OP has 10 minutes to post some tits or a body shot from the neck down...srsly u guis

>>663709023
Post plez.

>>663709023
Thats ok. Can you post it??

>>663706355
Ask him out to coffee or lunch or something, just tell him you're shy and want to get to know him.

What happens next is either he'll say okay or no. Problem solved. I know you're shy, and this sounds like a bitch and a half. But there's simply no real easy way. Assuming if you go to the same school or something, or see him often enough (which is sounds like you do) just sit down near him and try to strike up a conversation, talk about books, sports, whatever you think he might be into or just say hi, say something basic about yourself and strike up a conversation that's based around getting to know each other.

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>>663706355
tits or gtfo.

>>663706355
sorry op, should have just claimed to be fag anon, can't imagine it would be much different
>grab hand
>take to bathroom
>suck dick
>have bf
why the fuck are you asking us? we don't know shit about this, look seriously tho if a girl did this for me i'd at least ask her out, assuming you don't have herpes but it kind of sounds like your a betafem so im thinking virgin

>>663708851
If he asked you out and is still single, just say you've changed your mind and you'd be interested in being a couple. That's of course if he still wants to.

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Here's an old pic of when I had it dyed jet black

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>>663709134
Fuck you. Stop pressuring her. She is a delicate flower and needs to be handled with a gentle touch

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>>663707161
>Tit sor GTFO
Fucking newfags

>>663709381
not OP those tits arent A cups

>>663709381
Holy shit you're cute.

I'd be willing to bet a lot of money if you show interest (even shy interest) in getting to know this guy, or any guy probably, he wouldn't brush you off.

How does,a guy do it, I really like a girl in a restaurant near my work, I think she's in to me, but I can't get past hello (and a grin like a lost puppy in love), should I talk to her and point blank ask her out on a date. I have social anxiety... So I panic in these situations...

>>663709381
You're a good looking girl. You shouldn't have a problem.

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>>663709381
Shit...

>>663707563
>.jpeg beneath

I remember my first day on 4chan

>>663709381
Femanon is cute anon

>>663708034
>boner achieved
don't worry about other guys fem anon, i'll date you, sure i'm a cancerous autist who regulars /b/ but hey your stupid enough to ask us for advice like this

>>663709506
Op here
Seriously. That shit gets old. I hate femenists and I can't even get on Chan without that being shubbed down my throat. Newfags don't even know what that means

>>663709381
I would berry my dick so far in your ass I would be crowned king arther

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>>663709444
TRIPS UNWORTHY
REEEEEEEEE

>>663709381
Come to England, I'd date you! Seriously, just show some interest, and if he's not blind you will have a bf soon.

>>663706355
if they're shy/awkward just ask them, they'll prolly shite their pants

>>663709381
OP you look fine. Why do you lack the confidence to talk to him? You're in school right? If you are and you guys are in the same class, ask him for help on some random asignments.

>>663709569
Yes they are

>>663708034
Pls post pic of red hair

>>663709736
fucked that one up, lurk more

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fuck u op for baiting us suck my tiny dick

On the off chance you're a genuine femanon, please, for fuck's sake, just be straight up with him. Like, just tell him that you like him. And dropping "hints" is a bullshit idea. My girl was dropping hints for over a damn year but I didn't do or say anything before I was 110% sure w/ proof because no dude on earth wants to risk a "sorry, I thought we're just friends" situation, especially if he doesn't have feelings for the chick from the start. Like, seriously, you're just gonna have to be all straight up and awkward about it. Just text/tell him, "Hey, I like you. Will you go out with me?" instead of fretting about it. Have some alcohol first if you need a boost. DON'T BE A RETARD.

>>663707563
>'.jpeg'

>>663709598
Be creative. Just do something smooth, then give her your number.

>>663709444
god damn you trips, why have you forsaken us!

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>>663709761
i hope u die op u fucking lying sack of shit

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>>663709381
very nice, go for it dood

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Faith in /b/ lost. No pic with tits and timestamp.

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>>663709798
REEEEEEEE

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>>663709761

>>663709736
Well memed

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>>663709803
lying fuck whore

>>663709964
Something like, hey how was your weekend, blah blah, then "I think you are really pretty, I'd love to take you out for a date"?

>>663709899
i wish nice gorls wer like this, only chicks i know who r up front r sluts

Study this. Makes life way easier. For me as INTP it was.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator

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So many guys are looking at me jacking off rn huh... Sigh

>>663709735
You can't "get on the Chan" without mentioning that you're a female? Wtf is wrong with you?

Welp these pics probably scared her away.

>>663710010
well shit, i forgot lol

>>663709381

You look great and shouldn't have a problem with getting this guy to like you. As I suggested, try talking through texts or SC rather than face to face and you'll probably find yourself a lot more confident. Send him a friend request on facebook for a start.

Also, the usual rule here is tits or leave so either show tits with a timestamp or take our advice and leave so the thread dies.

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>>663709813
>>663709813
>>663709867
>>663709867

>>663707855
>4 feet 6
You're literally a midget. That's your problem. Go find another midget to have weird, hilarious sex with.

>>663709964
>Just do something smooth
Wow it's that easy

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>>663710265

>>663710291
I rarely mention

>>663710265
Please can we get a body shot? Does have to be nude.

>>663706355
Another femanon here. Dont show these fuckers tits, they just spam this because they have nothing better to do and havent had a girlfriend. I think you should befriend them first, whether through fb or friends. Think of them as friends first like you talk to girls. Then see if you like one.

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>>663706904
fuck off OP you're on easy mode

>>663710265
Fuck off, or post tits. If you don't, you actually look underaged b& sooo..... Also sage, op probably won't post tits and is actually an attention whore.

These pics are scary. I'm out. I was looking for a full. Body pic eh

>>663710548
Tits or gtfo.

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>>663710548
ur not even following the thread u stupid fucking lesbian cunt go fuck ur dildo while posting sjw shit on fb u lksbdgp;osndfhasfjadgkafhyajkd

>>663706756
this guy is retarded if he thinks the street is safe at night for any gender

>>663706355
Easy. Compliment on something he is wearing and start a short conversation leading into exchanging numbers. You're welcomed.

>>663709735
i think that in this context it is a little stupid but you have to realize it's the best way to deal with shit b8, i do think it's different because you seem like a cool anon who isn't just trying to get attention because you have a vagina, of course what fucks something like tits or gtfo up is when newfags use it on threads like this or when people use it on b8 threads but don't have the fucking intelligence to let the thread 404

>>663710699
Been on here for 5 years, no amount of tits or gtfo is gonna make me post tits. ^_^

>>663706355
you don't, you just act cute, look good, and be friendly with the guy you are interested in.

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>>663710678
suck my dick u piece of shit follow the thread ops a redheaded 17 year old girl with a cups who posts a pic of some girl with black dyed hair and black eyebrows with brown eyes and D's and claims its a old pic

>>663710222
It depends how low her standards are. If she already likes you, then that will be enough. If you want to impress/flatter her, say something witty. Usually answering a question with a similar question works. "Would you like some dessert?": "Would you like my number?" / "No, but I'd like your number"

>>663707313
DO NOT USE ALCOHOL!!!

use mdma it's safer and works better

>>663709867
newfag detected

>>663710548
If femanons want to tell people hey are femanons they HAVE to post tits, it's the law here. Fucking newfags don't understand it's because the name anonymous has no identity. You want some form of identity to gain attention, fuck you! We're all the same under anonymous if you want to be different you have to degrade yourself first.

>>663709067
Ontario California, reporting in.

>>663710931
boys don't usually ever experience street harassment?

>>663710853
I literally asked for advice I never tried to get attention because of my pussy. Fucking assholes can't even talk to women without us fucking em first that's fucking scum fuck bullshit

>>663710735
Careful guys this edge is sharp

( USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST )

>>663706355
walk up to him say "hey anon I know we dont talk much but I was wondering if you wanted to do something this week with me" and ask
>wanna see a movie?
>wanna go fishing?
>bowling
or something you enjoy. Dont be a whore, you will just be labeled as such. before hand just practice talking to yourself in a mirror and make a list of things to say.
worked for me in middle and highschool.

>>663711035
See >>663710855

>>663711103
you be careful anon you don't want to get on my dark side

>>663710950
I'm 18.

>>663710010
Newfag. Soooooo much newfaaaaggggg

>>663711102
well i think your fine so whatever, ask away you've got at least one anons attention

>>663711102
Hey, princess. We don't hear a word women say until we see them naked. Don't fault us.

>>663711102
YOU WANT ADVICE? HERE:

QUIT BAITING US AND GO FUCKKING KILL URSELF U WORTHLESS IECE OF SHIT NOBODY LOVES YOU ANYWAYS AND UR FAMILY HATES YOU. YOURE TOOO UGLY TO EVER HAVEA BF SO JUST FUCKING KILL URSELF U PATHETIC LOSER

>>663706756
What a handsome looking man

>ITT UNDERAGED B&

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>>663711050
Any wins nugga?
>>663711058
>pic related

Walk up and grab his cocktail and hold it.

You will have his full attention

>>663710744
This. Checked.

If OP still here
I would say, if there is a particular someone just learn about his interests, noone will blame or think youre a creep for that
if youre saying just in general, a way to approach boys is to act boyish (maybe in a jokey way)
hope it helps

>>663710855
Can you post a pic of your face, can blank out identifying features, am just interested in femanons. Tits or gtfo is also retarded.

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kill urself u ugly fucking whore>>663711266

>>663711035
I never knew that, thanks.

>>663711177
This is how you be a stealthy femanon. Take notes, lurkers. Ambiguity is key.

>>>663710931
So now they WANT men to harass them?! Just make up your damn mind geeze.

>>663711410
And works both ways. So you're ALL welcomed.btw CA all the way

>>663711266
>I'm 18
>been on /b/ for 5 years
More reason to doubt your age, if you don't post tits OP isn't legal here.

>>663707681
This

>>663709624
>>663709961
A joke
It was a joke
Sorry you didn't get it at first but I hope me telling you has helped you.

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>>663709381
whew

what a qtie

4chan was so much better when I was in elementary school.
It was a place I would go to laugh and talk anonymously and I wouldn't get this fits or gtfo bullshit.

Place has changed quite a bit.

Op out

>>663710855
breasts or begone

>>663710955
Thank you anon, have you any more tips? I am literally retarded when it comes to girls. I need training but not the pua shit.

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>>663706355
>>663706477
>

>>663711963
This.

>>663711963
YAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GONE

fucking pathetic goddamn cunt wanting attention without posting her fucking tits

learn a lesson u walking bags of shit out there

>>663708102
By any chance were you thinking of a 4'6''redhead girl named Heather in florida?

>>663711963
Fucking amazing, we hate you anyway. You're the cancer that is killing /b/. Do us a favor and don't come back.

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This

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>>663712105
>not including my epic trips

>>663712261
>>663712252
Cringy.

>>663711851
CA is full of stupid stoners especially LA

>>663707161
newfag

>>663712105
Sweet I got double dubs

>>663712469
Indeed.

>>663710229
lol yeah, so I guess I lucked out in that sense. That one year of mind numbing suspicion did pay off in the end

>>663709381
beautiful

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>>663712252
>continuing to bump a shit thread by calling the thread shit

>YAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GONE
>fucking pathetic goddamn cunt wanting attention without posting her fucking tits
>learn a lesson u walking bags of shit out there
>>663712252
>>663712261

I never wanted attention. Just a few anons to give me simple advice. And for 261, idk how I'm killing /b/ but you're just fucking pissed cuz your pathetic ass can't even attract a girl online

>>663712469
if u dont like the rules then get the FUCK out u faggot ass nigger

>>663706355
With guys it's really simple anon.
Just say "Hi, I'm shy and was wondering.. want to have a conversation with me?"

That is seriously the easiest way to approach a dude.
You say Hello, let him know you are shy, and let him know you want to talk.

He will not think it is weird because you stated you are shy, so the direct question makes a lot of sense.

Goodluck anon.

>>663710087
>>663710204
>>663710702
>>663710553
>>663710508
>>663710450
>>663710329
>>663710248

Hiya!

I like your work.....BUT your doing it in the wrong threads.....

>Your abusing the tactic faggot!

Go gorify threads that deserve it......not this petty bullshit

And before you say......1 thing in return

>You "Most Likely" learned this tactic from "Me" Giggles XD

Target bad threads /b/ro not some petty shit like this.....go after thought indoctrination threads......loli......pedo.....gay......trap........Cuck threads.....that kind of shit.

Doing it for reasons as this, destroy the effectiveness

I know it's fun.....but with great power comes great responsibility there Mr Spiderman

>Don't abuse the shit

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>>663712645
Bullshit, you're an attention whore and pure, uncut cancer

>>663709381
i think ur rly pretty op :3

>>663712645
lmfao not 261 but ur the pathetic piece of shit that at 18 eyars old cant even attract a man IRL. hows it feel u fucking betafem sack of menstruel blood?

fucking.. whore.. i hope somebody finds where you live and fucking rapes u

>>663712645
If not troll: Make a new thread, call it "What do girls do to attract guys? What does /b/ find attractive in a woman at first contact?". Don't mention your scenario.

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>>663706355
learn of EXIGENCY OF HUMANS OF MERICA OF LIVING OF EXIGENCY OF STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
put any video cameras connected of internet ta your face (whenever sheltered so of other-than/not seeing sky of so of drones of hovering/flew/floating/levitating and so human of military of United States of collecting/getting/having/possessing data-of-matter/communication-of-obviousness-of-reality so of warring)...and I am of text of since if you are panicked/terrified/terrored/fearing of coercion/harm/wrong/terrible body movement of not/other-than helpful/effective/useful/good so you live then stay/rest/relax at a one/single safe place ta time your breaths and blinks so of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles...of timed so of less stimulations ta live of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles...since planned stimulations of since you of planned of timing of body movements ta cause vital/healthy/necessary living...and since I time my breaths and blinks ta sense/sensation of touch of pulse of my heart so I am of less stressings of energies at me ta cause so I am living of other-than/not/no harm.
then approach ta communicate so you are living since people are slackening/tensing of muscle since of brain of body since of distant/other-than-distant of matter of other than of brain of body since/so of nationed/governmenting...and of you at a private place so of many moments of freedom/security.

>>663712879
Prove it. Your pathetic ass can't even get a girl to talk to you without being disgusted even when if she don't see your ugly ass face online

>>663710744
This
>>663712733
Fuck this might come out sounding like a wierdo or guy will try to play you

>>663713070
I already got all the advice's I need from people before 2008 that actually wanna answer without being assholes cx no need for new thread

>>663706355
OP, the best girl approach I ever encountered was as such: Girl had huge crush on me and I never knew. She pinned me to a wall and told me she liked me, asked me if I was interested in anyone, and forceably started making out with me. That woman is now my wife. Point is men are oblivious to subtle, dive face in

>>663712645
>attract a girl online
No thanks. You're killing /b/ because /b/ is supposed to be a shithole. Moot killed the old /b/, now people come here thinking it's edgy and shit. Reality is, /b/ is nothing like it used to be.
What do you think we are? This isn't reddit. Go ask for advice somewhere else. The only advice /b/ can give is "kill yourself" if you don't respect the rules.

>>663712645
Ignore all the betas, alphas and alpha-wannabes.
Just do this >>663712733

After reading that, close this thread and put my tip to good use :]

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>>663713099
I love tiny metals
>>663713172
I think you just proved it for me. Thanks attention whore. Hope you enjoyed my attention

>>663706355
With your dick out

>>663710744
This
>>663712733
Fuck this might come out sounding like a wierdo or guy will try to play you

>>663713070
I already got all the advice's I need from people before 2008 that actually wanna answer without being assholes cx no need for new thread

>>663706355
OP, the best girl approach I ever encountered was as such: Girl had huge crush on me and I never knew. She pinned me to a wall and told me she liked me, asked me if I was interested in anyone, and forceably started making out with me. That woman is now my wife. Point is men are oblivious to subtle, dive face in

>>663712645
>attract a girl online
No thanks. You're killing /b/ because /b/ is supposed to be a shithole. Moot killed the old /b/, now people come here thinking it's edgy and shit. Reality is, /b/ is nothing like it used to be.
What do you think we are? This isn't reddit. Go ask for advice somewhere else. The only advice /b/ can give is "kill yourself" if you don't respect the rules.

>>663712645
Ignore all the betas, alphas and alpha-wannabes.
Just do this >>663712733

After reading that, close this thread and put my tip to good use :]

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>>663713099
I love tiny metals
>>663713172
I think you just proved it for me. Thanks attention whore. Hope you enjoyed my attention

>>663706355
With your dick out

>>663708695
stop making oklahoma look autistic u fucking white knight

>>663713735
92503 moron

>>663706477
/bread

>>663713894

Who gives a shit you fucking retard

top zoz

If you're pretty just to talk him. If you aren't be funny

>>663713931
Right, that makes no sense since we are talking about a hypothetical approach that is far from fantasy if it is executed by OP.

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>>663713729
Tip there newfag.....when you state "who you are"....don't end it with the last 3.....

>Either type the whole number out as such >>663713729 "2" (>>'s) signify who you are so others can reply to you

Your welcome ;)

Also, the amount of newfaggotry in this thread is epic!

>>663713731
>>663713735

Little kids will believe anything someone post.....This is why we ask for tit's "With a timestamp" or GTFO, when someone wants their "Girl Powers" back

>You are forgetting the rules of the internet.....there are NO girls on the internet

>>663713894
Someone that talks sense.
/b/ is cringe/trap threads 24/7 nowadays, whenever someone actually wants to help or just be a nice person (because they have no reason to be angry with everything in the world) they are called fags, whiteknights, virgins, yadda yadda yadda.

Trolls is one thing, people who talk like them in a legit way, that's just sad.

Anyway, high-five anon.

>>663709031
Spell it confidence next time mate.

>>663713894
Tl;dr also sage

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>>663714531
Read up faggots.....OP is a fucking dude! >>663713731 and yes you are gay for licking down a dudes body on the net

>>663713731 Loves the cock

>>663714531
Hi, 729 here, I honestly don't give a shit.
You can click back in your post.

I would actually change my ways if you were not so lame and call me a newfag. Now I will just continue to do so because you deserve it.

729 out.

>>663714222
If op is shy I'm sure she won't admit it. Btw shove those trips up your ass

>>663711963
p-pls respond

>>663714073
i give a shit, most of the world is fucking trash, but here we can say whatever we want, no one can judge us, no one can really give us shit because everything on /b/ is trash, you faggots come here to be edgy you look at gore and loli and jerk it to traps, if you want retarded porn you can go else where, and you know what this shit's gone on to far, i'm keeping this thread alive until someone who isn't 12 and hard up finds this, i know i'm not the only one who cares about /b/

>>663715057
/b/ is full of trap/cringe/furry threads, I'm sure they also find it nice that they can be themselves here (although the amount is kind of disturbing), this is probably why OP found herself quite comfortable enough to state she's shy.

>>663714968

Call me gay all you want bc if you looked like that I'd dick you down whilst calling you my special girl.

I'd proceed to fill your orifices with my hot sticky love, all while gently stroking your soft hair.

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>>663715030
Lol....don't worry there little homey....if you remain "Here on 4chan" your going to be catching shit from everyone that knows the site......not just me.

>Learn how we do shit, or GTFO

Here's the rules of the internet to all "Newfags" that DON'T know them.......like yourself there little >>663715030

>>663715587

>caring about /b/

Holy shit your autism literally resonates. Why the fuck would you give a shit about this place, I just go here to jerk off and piss time away.

No one cares about your opinions, my opinions, or anyone elses, just like the real world.

Go outside and get some air kiddo, you're getting upset for no reason.

>>663714968
So a screenshot of one of the 663 million posts on this board so far (and also only 3 years old) should convince me to change my ways? Nope.

>>663714930
honestly my shit wasn't that long, if you can't read it you're exactly the kind of faggot who doesn't belong here

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>>663715618
Oh would you now....

>Are you really ready to play with /b/?

Is that you right there? (Pic related)

>You are talking to a male who yanked a random pic of a female off of the internet.....to "Bait" you in.....dude is most likely gay and getting off to your comments

>>663715885
>/b/ doesn't need you

>>663715632
I've been here long enough, don't worry about me.
I just don't follow rules from random strangers who sound angry 24/7.
/b/ is the "Random" board, I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.
But thank you for being so kind to try and help people out.

>>663716091

If you look/act/are cute and girly enough I really don't give a shit. It's not like I plan on introducing them to my parents or taking them out to dinner. They can get the dick. They are nothing more than a fuck toy to me.

>>663706446
If you want to approach us, you have 2 options.
> Tits
> GTFO

You choose

>>663716166

why would a website need me what the fuck are you even on about. You really are autistic

>>663716345
>/b/ doesn't need you

>>663716214
hey u piece of shit i thought u said u left? fuck off u dumb cunt


youre still looking for attention>?lmfao

>>663711375
Go to hell faggot. (Not OP)

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>>663715941

>>663715632
Where does it say you have to use the full post ID instead of a smaller ID?

>Enlighten us you holy faggot.
>Kids these days.

>>663716615
umad bro?

stay mad

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>>663715578
S-senpai...

>>663716478
/b/ is a collective, /b/ is all of us together as one person, sometimes people have bad habits they work to improve, to better themselves, and so i repeat,
>/b/ doesn't need you

Everyone in this thread should kill themselves.

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>>663716590
OP back.
just came back to check on your fags and see if the thread died.
thats not me kek i did leave. but man you guys are pathetic as fuck XD

you beta will argue over anything. how about you go make one of those, frost lion vs fire lion shitposts

>>663716214
>Rules from random strangers.
>Didn't read the rules.
How can you be this fucking stupid? This is from /b/, these are the board's rules faggot.