Yolandi thread? Yolandi thread.
Visser
YoYoYoLandi
>>663226187
Save me kiddo. I'm just about to cut their thread.
>>663227288
thanks mr. white nigger skeleton
RICH BITCH
thanks mr. skeleton
fuck
gross
Yolandi needs to eat some fucking cheeseburgers.
>>663227990
YOLANDI WILL COMEE TO YOU O THIS NIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP, FAGGOT!
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!
She'd be hot if she wasn't so fucking scary.
Shes ugly as fuck
>>663228607
thats why we love her
she aint the average bitch
>>663228607
How can you say that?
>>663228760
Oh yeah, we love har bad.
Itt: faggots that couldn't handle a bad bitch like yolandi.
I would go midevil on all her orifaces.
>>663229208
She's just too much
Moar please. She is amazing.
>>663229625
>>663226187
Fuck yeah. Yolandi is so sexy. Anyone who does not eat meat is automatically sexier than those who do.
>>663229851
Ninja's such a lucky guy.
>>663227990
Fag
>>663228607
Her body is nice and her face has a nice shape. She just doesn't bother presenting her face in a conventionally attractive way.
>>663228607
Naw you're actually just a homosex.
>>663226187
Can someone please explain why women get fake tits?
Unless they look like fried eggs, I can't think of a good reason.
>>663228216
She can start with mine hnnng
>>663230704
Moar
>>663230012
don't kick and i his face nigga
>>663226187
Does acnekun like yolando?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
Puke
>>663230809
from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
>>663230809
>>663228760
yea shes distinctly below average.
>>663226187
she looks like the human version of a Yeti.
>>663226187
Lindsey > Yolandi
>>663226187
crystal meth is a hell of a drug. especially in south africa.
>>663231623
She's actually damn near perfect. Just has stupid hair and dresses trashy. It's all an act though.
>>663230301
>>663228607
Yolandi in the early days of Die Antwoord alongside Max Normal when they both shared a more conventional appearance.
==The Pron Chan==
http://10ch.none.pl/
>>663231968
Yeeeesssssss
>>663232004
Her booty denies it.
>>663232146
lel is this real?
>>663232195
This is now a Lindsey Stirling thread.
>>663231968
apple > orange
>>663232146
More pre Zef Yolandi
>>663232146
It's like seeing icp without paint, still fugly
>>663232455
Yes. They're performance artists.
>>663232455
Yep, there's a set of photos with their baby where they look regal as fuck
>>663232543
She's so damn adorable. I'd like the lint out her toes
>>663232455
It was as "real" as time allowed it to be.
>>663232755
>>663232146
ninja looks like russell brand
randomly passing through posting some OC
on multiple thread , good luck finding all the set /b/ros
pi
>>663231968
They're not even in a same line.
Crazy bad bitch vs The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints member.
i honestly thought i was the only one who found her hot
>>663232831
omg haha what a fucking faggot.
>trying as hard as they are
>>663233106
There's a lot of /b/ros with ya.
Early Yolandi
>>663232872
Saved and drooling
>>663229208
I just wanna fuck bad bitches
>>663232965
They're both female musicians who are less famous for their music than their performance around their music, and both are perpetual online waifu favourites among the fedora-and-katana crowd.
>>663233292
>>663233248
Cute af
she is gross and if you're fapping to her you should take a break anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJNcDysl7xw
Young af.
>>663234091
I take a break by fapping to her. Any advice?
>>663234129
So quirky. SO QUIRKY.
lindsey stirling is an average looking girl with average sounding music. get over it
>>663226863
ewwwwwww
>>663233368
Just compare their pics in this thread. I mean...
>>663234551
Jealousy is an ugly thing, anon.
>>663234357
Have her fb as the first thing I see on my wall always makes me go AWWWWWW
>>663234743
Looks like Garth from Wayne's World here
>>663234730
so is denial
>>663234743
>>663235072
kek
>>663228945
i fink u freeky
you can just tell she's a freak
>>663235072
Laughed my self into shitting my pants.
if you like pre zef yolandi......
>>663234743
She is an abomination to music.
Why we must decide who's better? I mean, fok julle naaiers.
>>663234608
>ewwwwww
What are you 12 years old, faggot?
What kind of remedial faggot uses "ewww" as an exprecsion for a woman's ass, much less anything else?
HONESTLY, TAKE YOU JUVENILE FAGGOTRY BACK TO REDDIT, FAGGOT!
This is clearly a site for adults anmd children are not welcome....
..unless they are naked, of course.
>>663235405
Your an abomination to your parenta
>>663235405
Shhh they will come, and post not-sexy shit like this.
>>663235072
cannot unsee
>>663235641
I don't know what a parenta is
>>663235405
A bunch of talentless has-beens told Lindsey on national television that she didn't have what it takes. Most people would have crawled away and become a bank clerk after that. Instead, Lindsey rolled up her sleeves and became the most popular musician on YouTube, forging a career from her own hard work and ambition. You're mad and jealous because you can't even imagine that kind of talent and courage.
>>663236044
God damn I didn't know this was a cringe thread.
She so hot.
>>663236044
Talent? Let's talk about her ass, that's the good thing.
Courage, stfu
>>663236734
Lindsey ass is best ass. A taut dancer's body is a lot better than those flabby twerking "booties" you see in pop music.
>>663237172
Any better pic?
>>663226187
The outcome of generations of dutch inbreeding
>>663237423
>dutch
>>663235525
Yolandi is awesome but that fucking monstrosity next to her needs to die in a fire
>>663237486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_South_Africa#Dutch_at_the_Cape
>>663237423
Have you heard of Wiz Khlaifa?
>>663237771
Have you heard of Rolf Harris?
>>663237771
No, but I have heard of Wiz Khalifa
>>663237718
>Ctrl+F
>No Yolandi Vi$$er
The Dutch may well have settled in South Africa, but that doesn't mean Yolandi is automatically spawned from incest just because you're too queer to appreciate her.
I also doubt she holds any endearment towards nationality.
ITT: A 10/10 from Russia is the equivalent of a 3/10 in the US.
>>663237910
The child abuser?
>>663237172
Ugh she may have a nice ass, and she may look like Garth, but she still looks like an irritating cunt to be around.
>>663238100
Where do I even start
>butthurtus maximus
>>663238100
I guess you didn't really know what you were talking about
>American
>>663232583
Yes!
>>663238392
>where do I start
How about explaining how I'm wrong, kiddo?
Oh that's right; you can't.
kek
>>663238568
>doesn't know how to into greentext
This thread is already in the running for worst thread of 2016.
>>663238392
Idk, but start please. Shit's getting interesting.
You know, I too was once one of these people spewing all this same breed of hatred (what is this trailer trash inbred "thing!?" etc) towards Yolandi. Mainly because of her appearance and because I too wouldn't take chances on "new" things
However that all changed after I stopped listening to the same old crap day in and day out and turned 13.
It'll happen to you too one day. Maybe not at 13, but you know, it'll happen...probably... maybe.
Until then keep sucking nigger cock, faggots.
>>663238382
She's incredibly humble and charming. I joined her YouTube channel in the very beginning and she responded to my comments all the time. Until her channel became so large that it became impossible, she used to talk to her fans all the time. She's sweet, down-to-earth, and very approachable.
>>663238750
>kiddo
What are you, 12? kek
She's an ugly inbred dutch south african cunt. What don't you understand?
>>663238988
her music and singing sux. go back to being an edgelord
>>663238868
>He
>knows
>how
>to
>use
>it
>in
>an
>amazing
>w
>a
>y
post yolandi nudes fags
>>663239287
>>663238988
You must be young as fuck to be using 13 as a reference. I don't even remember being 13.
>>663237172
>"booties"
commit violent suicide.
>>663239184
That's a matter of opinion and yours isn't worth the toilet paper you used to wipe up yours.
Ok I gotta know if this is a trap or not before I start fapping
>yfw what a great musician and womyn Stirling is
>>663239287
https://vimeo.com/59910683
BadQuality
>>663239866
Keep edging
>>663239684
enjoy being out of touch, decrepit and on the edge of death, grampa faggot.
ITT: Drug addict that OP and others would fuck.
I'm cool with drugs, do em myself. But god damn this bitch just dove headfirst in that heroin and never looked back.
this is the only star that can show her pussy on stage and not have it be the first image in every thread
>>663239120
Well, I just heard one of her tunes.
Mate, I'm sorry to break it to you, but your taste in music is shit. That was honestly one of the worst things I've ever heard.
Who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to mix a shitty 120bpm 8 bar house loop (Which by itself was also terribly produced) with cowboy fiddle music? It defies all logic, and it didn't sound good.
So she might be a nice person but now I think she's even more annoying, due to her god-awful music.
>>663240029
>>663226187
Disgusting / 10
>>663240110
>yfw what a great musician and womyn stirling is
That doesn't even make any sense.
>>663240182
If you use that same phrase about 5 times more, I'm sure it will catch on with the other inept retards who really can't think of anything else to say.
Oh wait, that already happened.
Welcome to 2016, cum guzzler.
>>663240410
Agree with this 100 percent.
Although I'd smash that jesus loving pussy into the dirt.
>>663240262
Nah m8 neither of them are smackheads
They're actually into Psychedelics, which is just another reason I love yolandi
>>663240329
I think Modonna and Wendy O. Williams are in that category too.
>>663240262
>>663240110
>womyn
Please die.
>>663240591
>>663240862
This is the point.
>>663240539
Still not sure....
>>663240676
Oh fuck me she's a christfag too?!
I'd fuck the faith right out of her. Coke off her bumhole!
>>663240645
u mad? u sound mad. don't be mad bro. mad is bad. awwww
>>663240410
Try this Star Wars medley:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQb2axKpuw
...and this Skyrim cover...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSLPH9d-jsI
>>663240960
>the point to my previous post was to make absolutely zero sense, and to look like a total faggot
>>663240782
YESYESSS!
>>663240262
Anna nicole
>>663241007
She is literally a meme. Ethan and Hila could react to her.
>>663240701
... I've got a pretty good feeling she does more than psychedelics...
>>663241007
Fucking hell you must be 12 to seriously enjoy that cutesy over produced cheesy millennial bullshit
>>663240976
>>663241150
Give this man a gold star for the day
>>663226187
This bitch is fucking nasty.
>>663233368
>>663236044
>>663239120
>>663240782
Would bang these though.
>>663241007
Absolutely fucking terrible.
Bitch probably doesn't even know how to properly EQ her channels, LOL
>>663241253
Let's say; maybe.
>>663241253
Yeah dude honestly you can use a multitude of different drugs but you'll always have a favorite. I've done like 50 different substances but never done any hard shit. You can be a huge druggie and still have a spirit drug. Mine is LSD.
Yolandi looks like she could get some fucking safari ket too
>>663241007
This is playing a fuckin violin. Forget that bitch.
>>663241482
Feel sorry for her daughter. She's bound to be physically fucked up from all of the shit Y must have had in her system while pregnant
>>663241482
Weed is a mild psychedelic tho
>>663241254
I'm 47, actually. And both Lindsey Stirling and Pete Hollens are the fucking definition of "indie." Just because they don't sound like Death Cab for Cutie or Mars Volta doesn't make their corporate shrink-wrap. The irony of a stereotyped "indie sound" they fail to conform to is just delicious.
>>663240992
>edgy
>u mad?
What happened, faggot, your DeLorean break down in 2009, or did you?
Get with the times, you sad old senile sack of shit.
>>663241007
This nigga sounds like a pokemon trainer
>TRY THIS; CHARMANDER GO!
>HAHA I'VE GOT YOU NOW; HAVE SOME MAGIKARP!
>>663241889
Why would even pretend to be 47 and on /b/ let alone actually be 47? Fuck man.
>>663241430
> Nothin' personal, kid.
>>663238197
lol so randum XD
>>663242049
top jej
>>663241953
>admitting to being a newfag
>still angry
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>663240782
>>663241888
Nah... Ha. If that's the logic were goin on, then asphyxiation is also a mild psychedelic.
>>663242049
kek
>>663241845
What you think, is she ok, or there's any consecuences of drugs use?
>>663241315
Ok thank. It looks like a filthy vagoo and nit delicious cock. I didnt waste much time
>>663228216
It's a sandwich you cum gargling half breed
>>663241889
Are you shilling on /b? Are you jody from marketing who's gone a little too far down the "social media" rabbithole?
Sheeeit
>>663242307
Wow. Her daughter looks just a fuckin dazed as she is. Here's a bet: she let's her daughter smoke with her. Maybe even dab in the adderall every now and then.
>>663242363
You're welcome.
What is the appeal of her again?
>>663242307
She probably has two assholes
>>663242144
Explain how knowning you are using antiquated memes and the approximate time those memes were still relative makes ME the newfag?
>>663242246
Well it actually is so, yeah.
MDMA is even considered a psychedelic, in a non-traditional sense. Anything that makes you explore your mind is by definition a psychedelic.
>formed irregularly from (psyche) + Greek dēlos ‘clear, manifest’
So yeah, sorry but it is. Even self asphyxiation is in a way. It makes you re-think your life.
But seriously even consciousness itself is a trip.
>>663242590
And her son? He's adopted, he has Progeria.
>>663242825
>Explain
no.
>>663241953
don't try so hard and you'll catch more fish.
>>663242543
Is that Yolandi?
>>663241889
47...jesus...
I hope when I'm at the age where grandchildren are an option, I'm not on fucking 4chin.
>>663242707
Filthy looking druggie alt chick who looks like she'd let you stuff pills up her bumhole
>>663243004
Are you sure he's adopted? I can see the family resemblance.
>>663242718
Or....no asshole at all.
>>663242543
I was here a long time before all you fucking kids showed up and turned /b/ into Habbo Hotel. This place wasn't infested with teenyboppers until the feds freaked out over Anonymous and made moot nerf the place under threat of having his servers seized and spending time in Gitmo. /b/ doesn't belong to you kids.
>>663242307
more pics of daughter tho!!
>>663226187
She needs another watch
>>663232146
>>663232875
Or he looks like Silas Weir Mitchell
>>663243335
I hope she does have two assholes
>>663243335
>>663243247
What even
>>663242856
Wow. Sounds like some bullshit to me.
>>Here, just let me sip my morning coffee, read the newspaper, and trip my fucking balls off.
>>Oh I'm sorry, Suzanne, I didn't mean to get in your way. Let me rethink my route while I TRIP MY FUCKING BALLS OFF.
>>I'm sorry, I can't make it out tonight, man. I'll be busy hallucinating from all this Netflix I'm watching.
>>I wonder wha-WHOOPS. DIDN'T MEAN TO THINK TOO MUCH. Now I'm having a bad trip.
Fucking hippies.
>>663231167
go to sleep andreas
>>663243335
Fucked up.
>>663243811
Okay dude, I wasn't trying to be an ass or anything; I'm just offering my opinion here. Still true though.
>>663243177
So all her shit comes out her mouth, just like her mother.
>>663243247
>you kids
kek
protip: the more you say that, the newfaggier we know you are
>>663244374
That was clever
>>663244339
... What's still true? What I said? You agree with all those situations...?
>>663243247
Redditboy here.
Why do i have a boner god this is better than trap threads
>>663243837
>>663244412
>>663243590
>>663242307
Does she have a name?
Does she sing on any of their new tracks?
>>663244738
Her name is Sixteen Jones.
And I think she only does some cameos.
>>663244738
Yeah, it's "whoops"
>>663244738
sixteen jones
yes
>>663244886
Sixteen.
>Sixteen
sixteen.
>>663244683
'Cause you're sick. You fucking horny.
PD: I have a boner too.
>>663244993
Her name is "FailedAbortion".
>>663245131
He so horn.
>>663245425
You too, i know it.
>>663244886
>>663245004
Thanks guys.
I'll be looking out for her trax.
>>663246231
>>663246231
MFW All those racist dutch south africans were fighting for the perfection of the human form. Fuck, if they saw this they'd kill themselves.
is this her too?
Bumping with more Sixteen Jones and Yolandi Vi$$er!!