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Shitty movie descriptions thread!

Describe a movie as shitty as possible and let people guess. Pic related

>sex robot gone rogue almost destroys a city
>way too long
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>>662771708
Blade Runner!
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>>662771708
Titanic
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>>662771708
Home Alone 2: lost in New York
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>>662771708
Jean Valjean the Destroyer
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>Matt Damon is missing in France
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>>662772594
Team America World Police
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>>662771708

Wall-e
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>>662771708
Short Circuit 2!
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>>662773032
And don't say I'm wrong...just look at this fag! He'd let any dude put it in him!
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>>662771708
Terminator
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>>662771708
Ferris bueller's day out
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>>662771708
Sandstorm darude
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>>662772164
Would fit, actually, but not what I was thinking of.
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>>662771708
Is that Automata?
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The man who fell to Earth
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Some riffraff have a movie marathon with a grandpa.
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>30 years after last movie
>coolest character is rip
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>>662771708

>woman
>man
>story
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>>662771708
gay cowboys
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>>662771708
thats got to be Short circuit!
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>>662771708
A.I.
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>join marines as l33t snipr
>cucked by air force bombing
>never kill anyone
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>Black guy raised in a dictatorial cult-regime gets PTSD, goes awol and finds pilot with great hair and a magic British chick. They nearly get fucked up by a Scottish Hardman and some giant leeches and find themselves in the most OTT intra-family feud ever.
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>>662774335
Jar Head
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>big gorilla
>movie director
>everybody dies
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>>662774573
You got it.
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>>662774384
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>>662771708
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
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>>662774335
Jarhead
>>662771708
Automama
>>662774384
Force awakens

>dude falls in love with single mom
>scares strippers
>dies at the end
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>tard's mom bangs principal to get tard into school
>tard gets cucked by childhood loved
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>>662775089
childhood love*
whoops
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>>662775089
Forrest Gump

Make this hard guys
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>>662771708
Guess this one's hard. Here's two more hints.

>stupid dancing
>flooding out of nowhere
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>>662774335
jarhead
he's not the only one cucked
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>>662775417
Ai
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>>662773942
force awakens
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>>662771708
Because today.
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>>662771708
Ex-machina ?
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>>662774743
King Dong
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>dumbass joins military.
>gets dumped
>fucks girl who dies
>gets used and not even mad
>friend uses mind powwers to help dumbass find gf that dumbed him ealier.
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>prince with boomerang
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>>662771708
Definitely AI
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>>662774090
Marty?
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People walking through a forest so they could find a mystical accessory
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>>662771708

>pleb has a shitty uncle
>pleb befriend shitskin
>pleb enters school's talent show
>dances like a pleb

>movie written by an emo edgy pleb
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>black cop in future
>robots go crazy
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>>662775960
xmen origins: wolverine?
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>>662776226
pleb dynomite
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>guy with cool moving mask fights crime
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>>662776147

Harry Potter?

Searching for a Horcrux...the one in the lake
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>>662776301
iRobot
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>guy follows chick with tattoo
>black guy roofies him
>beats up an elf
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>>662771708
Good cop/bad thief
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>>662774090
Gone with the Wind
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>>662776301
I, Robot
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>>662776367

that was quick ha
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>>662776368
Watchmen
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>>662776368
obvs The Crow
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>>662776350
haha nope. works too good for that movie too
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>>662776368

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
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>>662776373
Close, its based off of a book like Harry Potter
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faggot gets mad a lot and commits suicide
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>>662776301
that wesley snipes shit..the one with sandra bullock..ahh what's it called..oh yeah ferris bueller's say out.
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>>662776226
Nap dynamic
>>662776301

I am robotic

>guy gets angry
>starts eating random plants
>loses wife
>flys
>kills his grandfather
>enemy rapes his child
>poop everywhere
>crying
>drugs
>floates down water
>dancing ensues

That's pretty easy
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>>662776407
lel matrix
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>asian mexican
>apartment
>mystic dancing
>everyone ded
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>>662776407
Lethal weapon
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>brit
>fucks hot chicks, gets pussy magnet cars
>kills
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>>662776785
WinRAR
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>>662776368
zorro the gay blade
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>liquid robot attacks solid robot, both drown in lava
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>faggot hates his job
>kidnaps his hero
>steals his job
>sucks at it
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>>662776609
Edge of Tomorrow
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>>662771708
>>662775417
Alright, one more hint:
>basic rich son meets poor girl love story

And no, it's not A.I.
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Snakes on a plane, ah damn it fuck.
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>>662776899
James Bond
>nice dubs
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>>662776948

>Running Man
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Big German parade has shouting guy with funny little mustache. By Lene Reifenstahl
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>>662776948
Terminator 2
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>>662776994
That Eddie Murphy movie
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>average guy goes to sleep
>wakes up, everyones dumb
>becomes president
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>we live
>we die
>we live again
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>>662777000
nope.
hint, the shitty drawing is the movie cover
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>>662776609
downfall: road to sandnigs
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>>662777127
no
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>>662777099
That charlie chaplin movie
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>>662777182
yes
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>>662777118
Well done anon
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>>662777129
Idiocracy.
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>>662777000
I'm moderately impressed by that series of digits
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Alright this one is easy:

>BUUUUUUGS!
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>>662777129
Idiocracy
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>>662777354
yep
best comedy ever
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>>662777099
the great dictator
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Late 70's, lpha male, post apocalypse, interceptor.
Remade in 2015. Guy is now a cuck faggot spends whole movie handcuffed in car, looks like a gaylord
Femdom lead actress shoots guns like a boss (just like in all new hollywood remakes nowadays
american men are cuck fags..ghostbusters are now chicks too. american men are so fag they can't even be called.
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>>662775960
forrest gump?
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>>662777268
Yes. It's Triumph of the Will. With Charlie Chaplin
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>>662771708

>shit actor
>meme director
>space
>dimension
>le meme "let's theorize what actually happened" ending
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>>662777643
Star wars : Force awakens
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>>662777414

>Bugs Bunny
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>>662777414
mimic
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>faggots do drugs
>end up in hospital
>dat tv show tho
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>>662777546
Comedy?
It's slowly turning into a Documentary.

>>662777566
Mad max?
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>>662777871
Yup Mad max.
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>man loses gf
>major international catastrophe
>wins her back by going to the pub
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>go to prison
>meet god
>bust out
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>>662777143
mad max?
the call of duty franchise?
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>>662775960
>>662777414
these two have same answer
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>>662777566

>Sane Sam
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>>662771708
Rambo: First Blood
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>>662778018
shawn of the dead
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>>662777643
interstellar
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>>662778045
Yup.
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>>662778018

>Shaun of the Dead
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>>662778041
Nah. Here's a hint - it's been mentioned in this thread already.
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>>662777798
>>662777818

Nope! Alright, hyper ez mode:

>It's afraid!
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>>662777546
Didnt hank hill make that movie?
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>>662772594
Rescuing Corporal Seacrest
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>>662777793

kek, it could be star trek as well
other guy is right tho it's interstellar
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>>662774144
some john wayne movie
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>>662777143
Edge of Tomorrow
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>deadbeat drifter type gets in barfight
>offered place at top notch school
>saves the planet
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>>662778352
>IM DOING MY PART TOO! HAHAHA. Would you like to know more?
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>>662775991
>shit cyclops
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>>662774384
Kek, GG. Force Awakens
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>>662771708
>>662775417
>>662777011
Ok, last hint for OP's movie:

>black and white

Come on, guys, this is almost too easy now...
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>>662778427
Bingo!
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>Emperor gets poisoned
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>>662778352
starship troopers
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>>662778112
>>662778216
Damn right, cunts!
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>>662778490
Starship Troopers
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>ma nem nyef
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>guy
>girl
>black friend
>films
>cancer
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>>662778018
Shawn of the deed
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>>662778537
curse of the golden flower
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>>662778448
X-men
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>>662778696
+1 internet
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>>662778733
23 Jump Street
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>The father smears red paint on his jacket and tells his children that a violent cat did it, so they need to stay home and never leave the house.
>Siblings also have sex with each other
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>>662778029
Shawshank red dead redemption?
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>>662778909
I'm on a fucking roll too,
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>>662778886
No, there is also a lot of sand involved
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>>662778029
shawshank redemption
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>>662771708
Valjean, at last,
We see each other plain
Monsieur le Maire
You'll wear a different chain!
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>>662778893
that would work but no
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>>662771708

>house
>opens door
>black girl with dick dancing
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>has cancer
>decides to shoot faggots
>loli
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>>662778949
dogtooth

get rekt
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>>662779070
>>662778956
yup
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>>662771708
>some intelligence officer
>Gold smuggling
>nuke fort knox
> chink bodyguard
>Ejectoe seat
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>>662778537
>>662779062

prince of Persia?
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>>662776994
The Nightmare before Christmas...?
Did you literally include a pic of the answer in your post faggot?
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les miserables
the nightmare before christmas lol
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>>662772594
saving private ryan
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>>662779203
leon
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>great actors
>bird
>theater
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>>662779203
I know the movie but I cant remember the name...also its kinda shit...
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> Kid is a fucking liar
> Dad was also a liar
> lying in the states
> lying in France
> lying on a plane
> Got caught lying
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Guy witnesses an asian gets killed and leaves evidence at the scene which makes him and his supplier a target to a local drug kingpin
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>>662779203
American history X ?
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>>662779301
>pic of the answer
it took the thread 14 tries to guess that movie in a 'shitty drawing of movie posters' thread, so yeah

also; correct
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>>662779378
Birdman?
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>>662773847

>Movie set nowhere near america
>No city destruction

duh duh duh duh automata?
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>>662779378
> Birdman
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>>662779469
>>662779374
nope
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>>662778448
Roadhouse
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>>662779410
catch me if you can
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Lots of people die while a group of midgets attempt to return a piece of jewelry.
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>>662779481
>>662779491

yeeeeep
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>>662779277
Worms are also involved
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>>662779546
Yep
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>>662771708
Ai
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>>662778490
Paul Verhoeven at his near best..definitely Starship Troopers I don't give a fuck which movie you were thinking of your brain got it wrong its STARSHIP TROOPERS!
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>>662779368
This should be the right answer
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>>662779549

>Snow White and the Sorcerer's Ring
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>>662778448
Star Trek
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>>662771708
Metropolis
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>>662779478
Dude, I didn't want to answer due to its obviousness....just leave the picture out next time
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>>662779089
Before you say another word, Javert!
Before you chain me up like a slave again!
Listen to me,
there is something I must do...
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>>662772594
Private Ryan
>nigga at least try
>>662773942
Episode VII
>>662774144
Brokeback Mountain
>>662774743
King Kong
>>662775089
Forrest Gump
>>662776226
Napolean Dynamite
>not just typing tots as description
>>662776301
i,Robot
>>662776948
T2
>>662777129
Idiocracy
>>662777143
Fury Road
>>662777414
Starship Troopers
>>662777566
Mad Max
>you're obviously a nigger that didn't even see the new one
>>662777852
Requiem for a Dream
>not just typing ass to ass


>I don't like kids
>scary animals
>okay I like kids now
>Newman
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>>662779748
Incorrect.
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>>662779655
dune
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>>662779542
nope
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>>662779541
Breaking bad?
Though its not a movie
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>>662779826
okay new one without picture

>best cop in town
>new job
>cult city
>no zombies this time
>cornetto
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>>662779770
YES! FINALLY! YOU WIN!
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>Chimp wants to escape his zoo
>Chimp meets new owner at the zoo
>Escape with new owner
>Meet female lead
>Meet another people with weird animals, like a bear
>Zoo sends best capture team
>Zoo fails.
>Wait for sequel
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>>662779888
Jurassic Park
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>>662771708

>planet
>shit
>potato
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>>662779998
Hot fuzz
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>>662779763
bingo!
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>>662775991
>>662778494
sci-fi fantasy
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>>662779898
yes
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>>662771708
Cloud Atlas
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>>662779966
not correct
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>>662779396
Terminator Genesis becuase it's just a remake of terminator 2 but that john connor kid is now a chick and they don't stop going on about how arnie is "too old for this shit"
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>>662779998
Hot Fuzz
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>>662776368
THE MASK
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>>662779410
Home alone
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>>662779998
SWAN!
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>>662779998

COLD COPS
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>depressed and failing at life
>meet old friend
>drug
>friend dies
>shitshitshit
>things start to work out
>start being successful
>need money
>loan money
>make money
>makes me his bitch
>I'm fucking rich
>he comes back to kill me
>I kill him
>some old fuck I pissed off threatens me
>tell him he ain't shit
>shit couldn't be better
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Prophecy child turns evil and gets beat up by his kid with the girl he knocked up then killed.
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>>662779478
Faggots in that thread were just stoopid then. Made it way too easy
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> Guy is retired
> Cannot for the life of him shut up about his old job
> Helps daughter with some shit
> They go on vacation to Europe
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>>662780140
Is he shooting fags because he cant be with the loli?
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>>662780242
limitless
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>>662780152
your replying to the wrong guy and your wrong
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Severely mentally challenged limo driver and friend try to return luggage to a woman.
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>planet
>glaive
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>>662772594
Bourne Identity
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>>662779888
jurassic park
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>>662777129
House of Cards
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>>662780377
taken 2
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>>662780377
Taken
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>>662780050
>>662780153
good

>write book
>no inspiration
>red rum
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>>662780007
>I am not a robot
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>>662780461
Ace Ventura
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>>662779826
Don't pretend you're me faggot, you didn't answer due to anything because you never answered at all
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>>662780471
>>>662775991
>>>662778494 (You)
was also mine, krull
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>>662780587
Wrong, but kinda close.
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>>662780377
Taken
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>>662780379
nah, the loli follows him
extra hint:
>alice cooper
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>>662780562
ghost in the shell
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>>662780007
nigga how many people do you think are on fucking 4chan that have seen Metropolis all the way through?
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>>662780461
Dumb and Dumber
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>>662780544
Red rum too obvious. The Shining.
>>
>Bad ass nigga
>aliens
>chick dies
>sequel is on acid and makes no fucking sense
>next sequel is remake of original
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>>662780774
Bingo
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>guy ends up being the same guy as the other guy that was kinda a bad guy, but also kinda a good guy
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>>662780541
>>662780667
>>662780523

Got it, I think they all got the same plotline right?
>>
man
dog
dead
revenge
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>>662780562
I robot
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>>662780544
Dude....it's supposed to be a shitty description, not a giant fucking sign saying what the name of the movie is.....it's the Shining by the way
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>>662780666
it was sarcasm, dumb and dumber
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>>662780878
John Wick
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>>662780296
Obv Star wars
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>>662779203
Constantine. That Labeuf kid in that movie is top loli material
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>Old guys binge drink
>Send one of them to go to school
>Old guy marries principals daughter
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>>662780820
fug, welp correct

>on boat
>everyone kill
>already happened
>wtf.jpg
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>Some kid doesn't like his dad
>kid kills his dad
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>>662781006
nope
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>>662780853
Fight Club
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>>662780012
Beverly hills cop.
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>>662771708
Two related niggers, shit tier movie
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>>662780878
john wick
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>>662780628
That's why I said I didn't want to answer it because it was too fucking obvious you dip shit!
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>>662780853
Fight Club
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>jew
>nigger
>aliens
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>>662781026
Return of the Jedi
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>Everyone is sleepy
>Shit got crazy
>Ends with crazy spinning
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>>662780825
Men in Black
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>>662781137
Independence Day
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>>662781137
Independence day
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>>662781089
Ding ding ding
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