I occasionally fuck my girlfriend in bathroom bars before I play shows.
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I occasionally fuck my girlfriend in bathroom bars before I play shows.
>>661570630
wb from the last thread.
We [spoiler]held hands[/spoiler] once.
>>661570696
Bar bathrooms* god damnit
>>661570295
ill start
>late night party turned into a 3way with a stripper and a buddy of mine. After banging us, she went upstairs to cleanup and banged my roomate
>was with my ex for almost 5 years before she let me put it in her ass. pounded her ass till it was bleeding a little, then came in her mouth and she cleaned my ass blood covered dick with her mouth, was pretty hot.
i got more if i can remember
>found girlfriend on street passed out
>girlfriend didn't wake up so carried her back to apartment
>put her on couch and waited for her to wake up.
>as she was opening her eyes I told her she doesn't have to explain anything but she does have to eat these
>gives her bowl of eggs
Such a little slut
She gave a younger guy a blowjob and sat on his dick in our motel room while I watched.
>>661570295
I'm with my current gf since less than a month ago so it's gonna be my ex:
>Decided to blow me while I was driving at low speed in a parking lot.
>we fucked in her building's stairwell once.
>went full vocalized orgasm once while we were fucking in my car in an undergound parking
>we fucked on a bedroom floor while two of her friends where sleeping in the bed
>>661571062
coming back from a patriots game, my girl started giving me roadhead. Ended up pulling off the highway to a rest area and started fucking. carload of people parked next to us and she didnt give a shit. put on a little show till i came in her, she hopped off and i drove off. drove another hour home with my cum marinating in her pussy on the ride home. Got home and banged her ass for the first time. And i pounded that asshole. Fun night
>>661570295
>Fucked her and then got handjob to finish me off while we were in the same hotel room (2 queen sized beds) as my sleeping parents
>gave me a handjob in a movie theatre, I came in a drink cup
>handjob on the beach
>blowjobs when driving on the highway
>fucked in my car in a parking lot
>fucked in a disabled bathroom, came on her ass and she got dressed without cleaning
>fucked on a blow-up mattress in the dining this Christmas while the house was full of family
20 years old now we started dating when we were 18
>>661570295
I went camping with my girlfriends family once.
>I'm 19 gf is 17
>gf has 2 sisters and 1 brother
>1 sister is 16 (note legal in the UK), other is 8 and brother is 7
>myself + gf + older sister in 1 tent
>rest in the other tent
>parents are OK with this because they are super conservative don't even suspect us of having sex before marriage because that is too taboo to them
>to them it's just 3 kids sleeping in a tent
>the whole time me and gf are getting so fucking horny and frustrated because we can't do shit
>we know that if sister sees her so much has sliding her hand into my sleeping bag she will use it as blackmail forever
>wait ages will she falls asleep
>finally can sex
>tent is pretty big so we go to the corner and start having cramped sex
>no foreplay no nothing too horny for that shit
>gotta finish fast cant risk it
>gf comes first
>i'm just about to bust
>she has bright idea
>what is it babe
>can you cum on my sisters face?
>the fuck...
>i don't want to but she's already pulled my dick out
>i'm at that stage where if i dont bust now I'll have blueballs for ages
>can't be dealing with blue balls, need to come now.
>fuck it
>shimmy up to her, bust on her face, some seeps into her mouth
>some gets in her hair
>fucking amazing feeling
>3 seconds later, maximum regret and disgust
>gf takes a picture of it (which I still have and sometimes fap to)
>when she wakes up she's like ughh what is this
>we tell her she was snoring and drooling all night
>she basically believes it and goes to wash face/brush teeth immediately
no cont cause I'm not a faggot and wrote it all out in 1 post
>>661570864
Story??? I wanna know what the fuck happened to that chick..
> first time seeing her for 4 months
> sleeping in one medium sized room with her brother, his wife, and his 3 kids
> she knows i want to fuck but its impossible
> she is laying on her side
> reaches over and takes my dick
> gives me an erection and guide me to her ass
> fuck her slowly and quietly on her side
> can't go balls deep
> came in her pussy
also i had sex with her with her son 8 yr old sleeping on the same bed a few times. the bed was shaking and everything he never fucking woke up luckily. once i even fucked her in a dirty pond with murky water, with her son and his friend around. they joked that we were fucking but it must have been pretty obvious.
>>661570295
was about 20-21. was seeing this petite little spinner, prob about 4'10 and 90lbs. After party at my house and one of my buddys was there with his 7/10 gf. Redhead with bigass d or dd titties. the two girls ended up getting it on in front of us and then we took turns on eachothers girl. them were the days
>>661572132
She was caught without her glorious hijab covering her disgraceful female body.
When i was 17/18, i was banging a lil hottie who had just turned 15. her parents (obviously not good ones) used to let me sleep over. She shared a room with her younger sister, prob 13 at the time. We used to fuck in front of her all the time. my ex thought we were being quiet enough that she didnt notice. there was many a time i would look over and catch her peeking. there was one time in particular i remember, she had the covers pulled back a little and i could see her rubbing her cunt over her cute little cotton panties. i came buckets
>be 17
>meet this girl maya on MySpace
>chat her up, obviously some scene slut
>says to come drink with her
>thatwaseasy.png
>friend Chris drives me to pick her up at 2:30 am
>three of us sneak through her window and hangout in her room
> hanging out, Chris falls asleep in bed.
>maya turns of light and gets me under covers
>start making out
>grabs dick out
>feels better than any handjob I've had before
>realise she gave me the Texas two step
>came inside her with no ragrats
>denied when she asked
>>661571296
5 star post
I slapped her and rammed her head into walls until she passed out and then tied her up and kept her in a tiny little closet for three months straight feeding her nothing but dog food with my cum mixed in.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=852_1435053468
>>661573146
i have to know what the texas 2 step is
>>661570777
absolute madman, also nice dubs
>>661571972
Post pic fag
>>661574011
It's the ol' switcheroo, black magic waterfall
had sex in a broken elevator in front of the schools crazy liar girl, She of course told everyone but no one believed her
>>661574298
>black magic waterfall
that didnt really clarify. must be different slang than where im from (east coast)
>>661574539
She shoved my junk in her pussy and I didn't realise it.
>>661574714
perfect, that i understand haha
>wife and I fucking around with some bondage shit.
>I let her tie me down
>Didn't expect how tightly she was going to bind me.
> Sucks dick like a vacuum.
>turns the suck velocity to level 11 right on the tip of my dick.
>be me... "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... stop. Don't..."
> She stops but damage is already done.
Picture related. Its the bruise she gave me.
She was really baby crazy, and she tried to force me to cum in her. Like she was riding me and she held herself down on me. That was pretty fucked up. Not sure if she's pregnant, by the way. This was two weeks ago.
>>661575506
Yikes dude... no good.
>>661570295
Probably cheated on me.
>>661572253
You sound like a complete fucking fedora wearing faggit. Sounds like some fantasy you have about a girl you stalk on facebook, you fucking virgin
>>661575635
Yeah dude. I was cheating on my now exboyfriend at the time too. So Karma, I guess.
>>661575506
Fuck man...I remember when I had finally conned my ex into ditching rubbers with me. Week or two into that, we're in the middle of shit and she just out of the blue leans close and starts whispering, begging me to cum as deep in her as I can. No forcing needed for me I guess. What a slut...ugh, shit makes my balls quiver still. I miss that one, she was crazy af though.
>>661575833
no, not at all. it was in 2000. I certainly don't wear a fedora or make up stories. im an old fag
>>661574025
>Dubs
Welcome new friend.
>>661571409
cuckus maximus
>>661576274
You're an old fag, not and oldfag.
>>661575341
the fuck, is this permanent?
>>661576436
>not and oldfag
thanks for the English correction dickhead
>>661576498
Nope... it disappeared after a few days. But the horrible memory lives on.
>>661572186
>I also had sex with her 8 yr old
>kek
>kek
>Commas are a wonderful thing my friend,use them
>>661570295
Cheated on me
>>661576215
>>661575635
>>661575506
>hurr durr big cums in pussy
Welcome to r u fucking srsly still not dumping your load inside of bitches?
Heard of the whole 'can't get a bitch pregnant unless its the right time of the month?
>faggots pulling out in 2016 cuz scared to pregnate
>niggers dating faggots who don't take birth control
Dump bitches that don't take birth control
>>661576732
thats what sluts do?
>>661571972
pic or it didn't happen
>>661576879
This was a country without proper contraceptives other than condoms. It's Cambodia. The place is a shithole
>>661576215
Yeah dude. It's pretty shit.
>>661572132
someone stole car and crashed to hers
mob beats the shit out of them, but she was fine. after facial reconstruction currently. just use google next time
>>661576436
any other corrections or did you have to go do your homework? chores maybe?
This one is about my sister.
>Be me
>21
>At sisters 18th birthday party a few nights ago
>she had about 2 dozen people stay back, let me have 6 or 7 of my friends stay back/
>Drank into the night, the more she drank the touchier she got.
>After it was getting late, everyone went home and we were both at her apartment cleaning up drunk
>I flop down on the couch when we are done
>Out of fucking no where she comes into the room with only a t-shirt and a thong on
>I looked at her funny, and asked what she was doing
>"You're my brother, whats the big deal"
>Watched tv and kept drinking
>She comes over to the couch and says " The chair isn't comfy enough"
>Sits next to me, touching
>About 30 mins later she looks over and grabs my dick through my shorts
>I was about to stop her but i was too drunk and horny
>She got a condom after making out for 10 - 15 minutes and threw it at me
>Started to undress
>Fucked on the couch for almost an hour
>Got so hard from hearing my innocent little sister moan
>Kept moaning my name
>not as awkward as i thought
>coming over tonight to "visit"
tl:dr Fucked my innocent little sister for her birthday.
During petplay she'd suck on my toes a little before moving up. She likes all holes being penetrated so sometimes I have to get creative when I go down on her so she's cum to some embarrassing shit on her end. Sometimes I'll do it to punish her if she's been pissing me off. She fucking says no all the time but the 1 hit moan to the ground says otherwise. She's done it on my game controllers too while I'm playing. Slutty bitches are the best.
>>661574025
>dubs
They're trips you idiot and i hate that shit.
>>661576646
u gay or what ?
>>661574714
Ahhhh, I didn't get it either
Also easy coast
>>661577331
Lucky guy. Have fun bro. Also post pics of her feet or something.
>>661577364
He probably means the 66 in the front.
>>661577517
Sure.. something like that
>>661576879
Full out autism. "Ex" meaning before now. Like 12 years ago to be exact. Probably about the same time you were still shitting in diapers. Better go ask your mom if your chicken tendies are done, adults are talking here.
>>661577551
must be a redneck term, never heard either one before, even google hasn't heard either one
>>661577331
Fuccking lier!!!
>>661578032
'Texas two step' I got from men in black
'The ol' switcheroo' I've heard that all my life on tv and cartoons, don't know how you missed that
'Black magic waterfall' was something we used to say as kids when we played wall ball.
Not redneck, just retarded
>>661577331
Nice
Buddy's mom was out of town and I had my girlfriend at the time over. I believe my buddy and I were 18 and she was 17. That or 19/18. She came over and we had discussed her getting naked for us and just bring us our drinks and generally being sexy while we hang out. 100% anticipated this turning into a threesome as well it did. Started with her sitting in between us naked commenting on how it wasn't fair that we were clothes and escalated from there
>>661578576
i dont remember anybody putting a dick inside a girl without knowing in that movie?
ol switheroo? what did she switch? that would be maybe pussy to ass or something. hand to pussy seems pretty noticable
never played wallball.
not retarded, just special
>during vacations we went to netherlands to work
>end up sleeping in a shitty room without a bed
>going to the mattresses
>in sex my gf in generally shy and gets awkward even when I lick her pussy
>long foreplay, I play with her clit
>gets wet so I slip a finger inside
>start licking her hard
>she gets turbo horny and flips to the doggystyle position
>keep fingering her wet pussy hard and fast
>carefully start kissing her ass, going slowely towards asshole
>no reaction
>keep kissing and licking around it
>nothing
>go full beast on her asshole and lick it like crazy
>she is in heaven
>lick her asshole and finger her pussy until she cums moaning
>oh and we had mice in the kitchen, fucking disgusting
>>661578927
I don't think I could let someone else fuck my girl
>>661579136
So you had regular sex. Congrats
>>661579136
Kek... dem mice though
>>661579136
>Had mice in the kitchen
And you did int even attempt to insert one into her ass....An hero
>>661578964
Those are all terms for being tricked ya dip. It's not that hard to figure out even if you are from the retarded east coast. Maybe if I spell it like how you deaf fucks sound you'd understand
>>661579523
we didn't sleep in the kitchen
>>661579285
That's because you're insecure and lack self confidence and are a loser when it comes to open mindedness and ssxual exploration.
>>661579619
Watch out all you anons,we got a no chill savage over here
>>661579687
Doesn't matter,you should've went and got one
Do a dirty birdy Skype session with me while she was in her school hallway. Doesn't really count I guess since it was like 2am where she was
>>661579285
It was a really good time. Even had another round in the morning where he came in her
>>661570864
Can't tell if nigger or chink
>>661579619
yeah, but how the fuck do you get tricked from a hand to a pussy. like i said, i can understand banging away and she shoves it up her ass without noticing if shes a buttslut. i never called you retarded buddy. shit you said it yourself,
>'Black magic waterfall' was something we used to say as kids when we played wall ball
how the fuck does that imply being tricked outside of your ball playing friends? fuck man go smoke a joint or something and chill out
>>661579719
Get rekt pussy, don't rely on other anons to help you
>>661577331
Similar.
>drinking and playing vidya
>getting pretty drunk
>she leaves, comes back in robe with nothing else (closed)
>next thing I know I'm on top of her fucking her
>out of nowhere says she'll be back
>never did
>not even close to finishing
>never talk about it
We used to mess around as kids but just humping, didn't know penetration was involved.
She was a fucking whore anyway.
Still masturbate to it, rarely.
>>661580041
You kiss your father with that mouth?
>>661580060
I remember when I was young, my cousin (4 years older than me) used to kiss me with tongue. Also she licked my cock and i licked her pussy.
Now she has a husband and a child in the way.
Wish I could fuck her.
>>661577824
Lol.
>>661578032
I'm not a redneck but I live in the eastern shore of Maryland where we have a lot of them. Never heard them.
>>661570295
I had a girlfriend who was really into rape fantasies. She used to have me wear a gorilla mask, break in, threaten her with a knife, and tie her up with her own pantyhose. For some reason it had to be her own pantyhose.
She was really into humiliation as well, so she liked it when I'd tie her up (with her pantyhose) and then just ignore her. Rest my feet on her while watching television or fold my laundry on top of her.
>>661580203
not since i was 12
>>661580542
Best thing you've contributed to this thread since you started asking dumbass questions
>>661570630
MOAR
>>661580436
That takes way too much self control for me kek. My dick is shoved in her mouth the second her hands are bound. That is true humiliation and accurate to rape kek.
>>661580338
I did it with my older sister too.
I was probably around 10, her 15 and she took me under the blanket, dry humped a bit and stopped
Never talked about that either.
>>661580542
the appropriate answer is "no, i kiss yours"
