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NZ Thread.

Real lonely hours, who the fuck up?
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>>660485974
Dunners reporting, by the way. Something something Logan girls something.

It's fuckin' quiet as shit here.
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Wtf its only fucking 10. U just have no friends
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Only in south auckland
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who /sittingathomebythemselfwithnofriends/ here?
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The owner. Is the owner op? Im a new fag
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>>660486571
Does pizza count as a friend?
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Otaki
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Haha no
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>>660486705
i'm broke so dont even have pizza ;_;
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>660486571
Me.
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9 in the morning in the uk, fuck you australian twats
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why arent you fucking idiots out celebrating the new year do you not even have any friends?
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>>660486841
You in Dunners? I'd bring some round
>>660486962
Us, friend.
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Fuck off were australian
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it's gonna be real quiet on new years eve, I am at home with my dog and she's freaked out by the fireworks, so that's my new years
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>>660487107
I have no friends. This is 4chan. Am I in the wrong the place or something?
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>>660487207
All the friends
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>>660487121
unfortunately i'm in auckland
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>>660487207

how old is she?
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South auckland?
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>>660486941
ask idbro
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>>660485974
east auckland looking for new year bj, will return favour
M 21
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>>660486234
What the fuck is with the logan girls shit?? Every fucking thread, Dunners reporting in, Logan girls. Logan girls. Logan girls, Logan girls, Logan girls, Logan girls.

dafuq is a logan girl?
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Wild new years eve tonight cunts. Gonna have a couple of drinks by myself, watch a crappy movie, then go to sleep. Bloody legend.
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wiri signing in
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>>660487333
you deserve a check
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>>660487586

looooganberrrryyy
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>>660487579
M 15 on my way
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Only commonwealth realm I haven't visited yet but will soon, should I hit up the south or north island?

Best mostly white city to stay in for a week or two?
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>>660487538
fuck I'm not too sure, about 5-6 years
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>>660487711
Checking the check.
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>>660487854
further south you go the more white it is
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>>660487854
None its new zealand
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>>660487917

we have a dog, it's not even a year old and it wont shut up at the slightest noise
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>>660487854
Just do both cunt, you in a hurry or something? Also all the cities are mostly white, what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>660487734
Well here is a group of Loganberries, but it's not my fault if you get v& for looking at this pic because a couple of them are pretty young.
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>>660487746
you better be :)
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>>660488136
auckland is not mostly white
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>>660488093
Have fun
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>>660488093
consider getting another dog to keep it company, especially and older more patient and steady one
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>>660488230
yer its gook town
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>>660487854
Porirua is nice mostly nice white people youre really unlikely to get robbed or stabbed south auckland is a good place too
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>>660488236

it's gonna be hell, i might just pass out drunk
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>>660488230
Still over 50%.
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>>660488375
Upper Hutt is full of fucking drug heads and bogans
new years eve on my own again
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>>660488230
Haha fuck no. All indians and chincks
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>>660488375
main street manurewa is safe as at night for white folk
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>>660488354
>>660488508
Have you guys even been to Auckland?
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>>660488506
Dont get mugged
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>>660488616
fuck that
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>>660488161

don't toy with me
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>>660488616
Yeah
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Feeling lonely on NYE, which of these is the safest bet?

http://auckland.craigslist.org/search/w4m
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>>660488616
i live in auckland and literally everyone here is chinks and islanders
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>>660488797
Fucking aye
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>>660488786
they're all legit if you're looking for a bashing and your money stolen
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>>660488277

well we have an older cat and the dog just harasses it
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>>660489031
a cat is not a dog mate, I dunno if they covered that in your college biology class
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>>660487586
A Logan girl is a much too specific request for this thread, is what it is
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>>660488375
Porirua is the city of the future. In 40 years time the rest of the country will have the same demographics as porirua has today. And as the cops say, "Porirua, safe as". And as that fat faggot mayor Nicholas Leggett says "welcome to P-town". And as Tony from Chicken Shack says "welcome to Chicken Shack"
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Im about to 420blaze it and smash bag a bag of chips chur bol
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>>660489136

yeah i'm just saying...
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>>660489208
hot chups or like twisties g
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>>660489208
What alone?
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>>660489208
location? will suck cock for 420 and chips
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>>660489208
>>660489416

film this encounter
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>>660489180
Pete's emporium
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>>660485974
im here for you anon
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>>660489416
Man u desperate to get danked up
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>>660489385
Ready salted
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>>660489180
New Years eve Porirua styles.
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>>660489392
Of course
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>>660489688

they call them that on your island? you are literally british
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Is op the tread owner? Yeam im a new fag
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>>660489416
Otaki
Male or female not that im really bothered
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>>660485974
worldmapswithout . nz
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>>660489688
People always have ready salted, there isn't another flavour you like better? Whose favourite chip is ready salted? I like sour cream and chives.
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>>660489597
And what exactly are they selling at the shop next door called "City Green".

It's been a while since I spent much time in ptown.
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Where can i find a dealer in hamilton?
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>>660490101
Candyland
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>>660489864
We are not a natural english speaking alot of our english is rather british and the fact uk television is big to some of our people
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who's got weed in auckland central to buy?
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>>660490246
Everyone
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>>660490080
Isnt it a vege shop?
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>>660490202
They still around? Didnt think hard candy was that popular
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Who was in auckland for boobs on bikes?
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>>660490246
Help a bro out niggas you all know what its like trying to score sometimed
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>>660490621

no i don't
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>>660490556
I've seen it once, from a distance. Don't get the big deal. The internet exists, who cares about strippers on motorcycles?
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>>660487746
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It's crazy how nice Kiwis are.

>don't choose them for your medical fellowship

Aw nice mate, best you come over sometime to help us out!

Motherfucker, you make me want to come help you out.
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maybe i should have gone out and got dank
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Happy new beer
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this thread is dead as fuck
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>>660492469
god defend new zealand
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>>660492469

just like new zealand
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Watching American Ultra, pretty good so far.
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Is it worth trying to import research psychadelics? Idk bout NZ but its possible through australian customs
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>>660492469
It always is
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>>660492776
not sure /bro

but do you know of any vendors on deepweb?
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>>660492947
But its new years cunts... time stamps anyone?
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>>660492950
No it's a miracle I can use this site
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whats going on boys? :)
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Palmyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>660485974
Dude its new years. How are you not drunk yet?
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>>660493131
Exactly, the more successful lurkers are actually out doing something
>>660493688
Drunk on tea, fam
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>>660493759
I'm so sorry.
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>>660493334
Drank my nightly allotment of booze. Now watching a movie.
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>>660493759
anti-oxidized as fuaaark
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Some aklfag come pick me up 4 drinkz n gud tiemz, m/21/east akl
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/b/ how do I buy meth?
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>>660494000
trips

12:00am time stamp fags? whos in?
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>>660494153
dark web, r u even trying cunt
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>>660494224
not in nz :(
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>>660492776
i believe NZ has very strict "analogue" laws
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>>660494173
What are we timestamping?
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>>660494501
wat?
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>>660494224
ayy lelmao

there is/was one domestic vendor, sketchy as fuck feedback tho
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>>660494501

I had two kiwis come here over the new year.

It's like "why in the fuck did you come to a colder place than where you came from to celebrate hte new year?"

It's not that we don't like you, but why did you come here to celebrate the new year? I know that you don't usually see snow but fuck.
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>>660494708
timestamp the new year in.. so in one more hour timestamp
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>>660490080
welcome to shitty green can i take a order prease
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>>660494937
That's lame. Who gives a fuck about new years?
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>>660494973
This is now a John Key thread
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>>660490556
fuck that, only people interested in that are meatheads and mouthbreathers
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Just finished the Half life series again, I do that every year. When is that fat cunt gaben dickhead nigger releasing my hl3 godfuckingdammit, fuk new years and fukin kill me
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>>660495127
normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>660495349
NEVER
E
V
E
R

now go buy more hats
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>>660487854
Wellington or Dunedin imp. Wellington isn't the whitest, but still a good city.
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>>660491358
the fuck are you on about
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>>660495369
"Normies" fuck off to tumblr faggot
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>>660495349

Remind me not to come back to your Island.

>be from a relatively wealthy family
>my grandfather makes us see the maori dance

WOOOOOOOOOOOEOEOEOEOEOaruiehadf

I went back years later. My grandpa is an asshole.
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>>660495217
Whos john key
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>>660485974
There are probably some sheep up at this time of night 8^)
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>>660495737
idk lol
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