Let's get our dicks, pussies, and tits out. Don't be ashamed of what you
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's get our dicks, pussies, and tits out. Don't be ashamed of what you have, show it off. We'll start with mine.
Look how smooth my balls are
>>659811350
scroll, scroll scroll
"look at how smooth my balls are"
>damn thats smooth
scroll scroll
>>659812549
Thank you, anon
okk
(r8 it)
>>659811350
you are captain smoothballs
Old ass pic but the only one I can find on my computer
>>659813484
I think i drew a picture of you before...
>>659811350
Those are some smooth motherfuckin' balls, my friend.
1st time
:)
My man ass
>>659810966
Meh, there ya go b
Not bad let's keep it up.
>>659814917
More
First time B.
:)
>>659814964
You have amazing nipples and areolas
Rate my cock
First pic
>>659816118
Thanks anon!
>>659816164
oh god thats hot, whats your name dear? <3
>>659816592
Second
What y'all think
I've always had a tiny little worm compared to you fellas :/ good thing I eat the pussy like a champion.
>>659816520
I would worship this 8.5/10
>>659816597
Yeah no problem. Wish I could find a girl with nipples like that. Would suck on them all day
>>659816821
That's not tiny!
My ass
>>659816821
tiny? its perfect, you kinda look like your 21 or 22, so hot! post pic of your balls plz?
>>659817020
Live near Missouri?
>>659817068
My dick
>>659813239
Nice dick
>>659813484
Not your dick
>>659813709
Nice dick
>>659813766
Nice drawing
>>659814917
Nice ass
>>659814964
Nice tits
>>659815857
Not nice dick
>>659816164
Not nice dick
>>659816520
Dry dick
>>659816592
Wet dick
>>659816755
Neat dick
>>659816788
Malaysian dick
>>659816821
Neat dick
>>659817068
Great ass
It really is honestly. We have bad genes. I'm still a gentleman though; )
>>659817167
And my cum.
Nothing huge
>>659814964
No time stamp and double chin, fucking hell you criminal scum.
>>659816788
7/10 not bad
>>659817068
Would bury my ass in that ass, once im done eating it, id pound you senseless
>>659816755
And Last if someone care to r8
>>659814964
Here's me bum faggots
>>659817386
Thank you. Means alot
I wish someone would send me dick pics whenever i asked :(
>>659817725
Id eat your ass out
>>659817830
I am if you like.
>>659817731
No problemo. Post more ;)
R8 it
>>659817989
Post dat dick and we'll see
>>659817230
>>659817453
:D thanks!
>>659810966
I wanna suck that dick while my wife watches
r8 pls
>>659817322
It's nice, though. Would suck.
>>659818255
Roast beef/10
Would fuck, would not spend loads of time eating
>>659818145
I already did. >>659816788
Can I get a rating? 8)
>>659818255
Would tongue
>>659810966
How long is it? Please reply.
>>659817536
Rate this one
K.
Man, I'm normally pretty straight, but got some serious cocklust atm.
>>659818040
Male yeast infection.
Source: I'm a urologist
You need diflucan [fluconazole]
Get well soon
>>659818021
Here's soft
>>659817068
10/10 ass
>>659817167
9/10 dick
>>659817305
11/10 cumshot. Get into porn please. We need more guys that cum like a firehose like you in the business
Well, what's your opinion?
>>659818497
Oh thats you lol
Have kik?
I shave legs before I post dick. They get all red and stuff a day or two later and it makes me sad tho what gives?
>>659819216
Dunno if clit or cock, but would suck on it either way.
>>659819028
Kik?
>>659816164
Another angle
Sure Why not
>>659819418
DeAllende
>>659819216
I dunno, it's hard to rate it since it's flaccid. But since you asked, 5/10 since it's kind of on the small side
>>659819372
Razor burn. Get some aloe or Noxema.
Nice dick, would suck.
>>659818502
10/10 Love the piercings. Would suck and mount.
>>659819372
Also, gotta exfoliate dat shit.
U guys fat cocks makes me sooooo jealous
![5ca6a849-2654-4eef-a6d0-23377d33c5a8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hPdut9a.jpg "5ca6a849-2654-4eef-a6d0-23377d33c5a8[1]")
>>659819390
Its a cock, although my key holder likes to call it a clit. This was one of the rare moments out of my chastity cage.
>>659819732
If that 2 inch dick is 5/10 then my 6 inch dick better be 15/10. Stop being so fucking nice to people with tiny dicks. Keep it objective you fucking faggot nigger
Grower
7"
>>659819500
Hnnng, looks like my cock, post pic of it on your belly ;P
>>659819732
Here is the last time it was hard (over a month ago because I'm always locked in chastity)
>>659820177
Checked. Show it grow then nigger.
What do we think /b/?
>>659819986
>no one cared who I was until I wore the mask.
Rate?
>>659820546
Nice. Ever measured how long it is? (Bone pressed or not)
Mine
>>659820425
lovely indeed. can you do this pose? thanks !
>>659820231
Not so bad, I think I'll mark you up to a 6/10. You are most definitely a grower, and you have a fair size.
If you gained some more foreskin to cover the head better, and lost some pounds to reveal the buried inches, then it probably would go up to an 8/10
>>659820077
Not the guy who rated, but I kind of like small dicks. I prefer sucking guys off to getting fucked, and... you can do a lot more with that, tongue-wise. Plus, thinking of it as something halfway between a cock and a clit is kind of hot.
>>659820425
Ey where you from? Scandinavian countries?
>>659819920
Like with a scrubby puff? Sounds like it sucks.
>>659817453
>bury my ass in that ass
>ass in that ass
Zamn!!
>>659820694
6 1/4 bone pressed
Rate me please
Am i doing it right?
>>659811350
1.spend fortune getting balls pedicured
2.post on 4chin
3.endure many compliments
4.???
5.profit
>>659819986
>I was shaped by the cage, molded by it
r8 my cock
r8 my wife
>>659820077
I gave it a 5/10 rating because it was flaccid, put you have to take into account that not everything is about size
>>659821269
forgot to post pic
r8 my cock
r8 my wife
>>659821015
Me and my small clit (the one being discussed) thank you.
>>659820957
Thanks, i appreciate the feedback.
Hows my dick?
>>659821148
High price of beauty, my friend.
>>659814917
spread that fartbox for us anon
>>659821214
Omfg, post your balls :D
>>659821327
Only reqson im here is to compare my dick to others, to see if my shit is small compared to the rest of the guys. Not here because I like dicks, but insecure of my 6 inch dick..
>>659818850
Jelly
>>659821404
Not your cock.
Is your wife.
Hmmmm
>>659821237
>currently being shrunk by it
>>659821626
Dude, it's an anonymous board. You don't have to convince us you're straight.
Meh
Just for you
>>659818255
looks tight af
>>659821231
>implying I didn't shave them myself
>>659821404
I have the video of this http://xhamster.com/movies/4988037/latina_girl_take_a_bbc.html
>>659821939
Call me dude again and ill make u shower in ur nans yeast juice ;) try me ;) Ripped her fucking pussy open now she need aloe vera for that shit. Cmon try me ;)
>>659821425
CP!!!!!!
>>659820302
Oh sorry here is a pic of your mom sucking on my 7" pants monster >>659821404
>>659822046
You're awesome. Thank you so much !!
Love the hips and dimples.
>>659821626
Don't sweat it, bud. I am exactly the same size as you.
As long as it looks good, and functions quite well, you shouldn't have to worry. Plus, you are just slightly above the average size.
>>659822260
I'll fix it I swear.
>>659815857
Wow, a redhead, post more!!
>>659821818
do you want a timestamp to fap to newfag
>>659822046
neat, go cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com
>>659822232
Dude.
>>659821103
Yes ;)
I have a few more pics on my phone, and can post at request.
>>659822340
That is one familiar dick...
18 m bi
kik me your dicks, asses, pussies, tits i'll rate/reply with whatever you want
sam.jones241
>>659822046
When was the last time you got a massage?
>>659819372
as is this one....
Really self concious about my dick. Girlfriend likes it but i think its too small.
Dick out at work.
>>659822430
Dubs now or I do it.
>>659823428
being able to see it would make it much easier faggot.
>>659823428
Angle 2
>>659823569
Woops.
>>659823637
sorry. see>>659823708
>>659823880
Why don't you just turn the fucking lights on and take a proper goddamn picture.
>>659823020
post.
>>659823721
What the fuck is going on?!?
>>659823708
It's a little on the small side, but I souldn't worry if I were you. The glans look quite shiny, and the veins look very prominent.
Foreskin restoration would help your little guy become a little bigger.
>>659824253
Wouldn't you like to know?
Maybe it involves her.
>>659824173
>>659824515
This guy has the eyes of a goddamn night owl
Rate?
>>659824056
>>659824515
Better lighting. Sorry.
>>659817167
Post more!!
rate back/glutes pls
>>659824931
I'll post a couple more I guess
>>659824914
Thank you. Not bad dude.
>>659825289
and soft/hard
>>659824914
I detract my statement of it being a little small. Actually, your penis is a-ok in the size department.
I have to say, the dryness is concerning, though.
>>659825101
Brings new meaning to the phrase double header.
Rate m8
>>659824519
Her and her pussy that is.
>>659825378
yeah. I don't use lotion or anything while masturbating. Only ever get it wet sexually during sex. And thank you for the compliment. What can I do about the dryness?
>>659821603
They are pretty small
>>659825422
Cute, would fit in my mouth ez pz
>>659810966
>>659820425
2016 huh .. what's it like in the future tho only year year ?
>>659826202
Pretty cool.
All the vaginas look like this.
Forever ashamed
>>659826683
can we get a pic of your face Femanon ?
>>659826683
It could be worse.
>>659826909
nah
Idk
>>659825723
use lotion regularly. not for just masturbation
>>659819605
bretty gud
>>659826683
show us ur dooker
>>659817068
>>659817167
>>659817305
Any other thoughts on me?
>>659826683
well waxing would help
>>659828547
my what
>>659825289
>>659825364
Red heads are the best!
>>659828661
waxing?
>>659828833
ur bung
>>659828853
:D
Me :3
>>659829270
what is a bung
>>659829437
ur bhole
Come at me fags
Boop
Read the Maze Runner it's a really good book I recommended you read the Maze Runner
>>659825723
Try foreskin restoration. Never again will you need lube. Plus sex will feel way better, and your little guy would feel more.
>>659817305
>>659828555
jesus, how can you cum like that?
Fuaking Jiggaboo.
THOUGHTS?
>>659827235
>>659829314
Would suck
>>659830587
would cum inside/10
>>659825846
they look super yummy
>>659830587
neat
>>659830166
I got a bit lucky I guess, I have just kind of always cum like this. I remember when I first started masturbating I did it from the edge of the shower and always had to clean up the walls
>>659827065
ok. well how old are you anon ? and honestly i would eat that pussy regardless
>>659830876
I'd love for you to cum on my chest
>>659830876
lucky cunt! mine doesn't even reach half that way :( every time I cum on a chick, they have to be close af haha.
>>659830587
Nice View and you got a pretty face too
>>659830754
Why thank you kind annon :)
>>659830876
I found if I press down on the main tube of my dick a little bit it causes them cum to shoot out like this, but the orgasm is less pleasurable.
>>659822855
Denmark?
>>659821106
typical republican pro gun tiny dick redneck
>>659826683
I'd love to see it trimmed or shaved, but it's nice. Fun to suck on.
>>659811350
How the fuck do you shave them???
>OP mentions tits and vag to convince us this isn't a fag thread.
>Fag thread.
>>659831300
post a pic of it on your belly :P i want to just spend a night with your cock!
>>659831519
with your mother's teeth.
>>659831726
holy fuck timestamp and fuckin MORE
>>659831203
I'd love to!
>>659831221
Haha, at least it is easier to clean up though!
>>659831380
I wouldn't want to do anything that makes it less pleasurable :(
>>659831726
Ready for cum ;)
>>659823328
>>659831381
Norway.
Was just about to give myself one.
>>659832446
Ah unfortunate, you looked frightingly much like a friend of mine that lives in denmark, thanks anyhoo!
>>659829668
:(
>>659831118
19
>>659831488
I feel like 99% of the male population regurgitates at the sight of roast beef pussy but whatever
>>659832446
>>659832078
I've never seen a cumshot launch like that before! That has to feel incredible!
>>659831726
those nipples are great
>>659825289
>>659825364
>>659829362
Add me on skype, so we could talk a little more. Keep posting that glorious ginger cock! Mhhh
Skype-alexwebber117
>>659832877
I guess I won't show anything else then...
All me!
>>659832853
I like it, plus I dig a big visible clit. But as you say, whatever.
>>659832853
Only faggots are opposed to any various types of pussy, as long as they are sanitary. We all come in different shapes and sizes. I think your butterfly is nice and would love to motorboat the shutters like an old west saloon door through which my tongue keeps entering and exiting.
>>659832648
omg that cock looks just like my BFs? whats your name?
>>659810966
fuck it i'll play.
rate my cock.
>>659823721
Can you fucking not
Is Moon-Moon here?
Isn't it chilly outside, /b/tards? Brrrrr...
Don't forget to keep your little guy warm! After all, he deserves to be comfy, too!
>>659818255
I would be on that clit like a starving man on steak night at the shelter.
>>659825364
Quite the grower! Wowow
>>659832853
The first pic was unflattering, but this pic looks lovely.
>>659833583
geoff
r8 m8's
>>659833710
0/10 too black
>>659832853
19 huh cool, I would love to taste you * licks lips slowly * ok my turn to lick your lips fem anon ;)
Ehhh what the fuck, rate me. Posted in a thread before but it died
Pic 1/4
>>659833978
not even close, where you from?
>>659828661
you try getting your privates waxed and see how it feels
>>659832853
Straight up, no guy cares what a vagina looks like. It's that simple, nobody's going to complain. I've been with beef curtains, outies, innies, even big clits.
>>659834126
2/4
>>659834313
3/4
>>659834048
cringey as fuck man...
>>659833824
So this is what they mean by "My anaconda don't want none, unless you have buns hun"??
>>659834313
>>659834391
Forgot pic
3/4
>>659832330
ty femanon
>>659834138
wickershire
>>659834038
well, i'm black where it counts.
take a look at the hand, brah. white as fuck.
>>659833431
>>659833481
>>659833966
>>659834277
well thank you anons, im a little less self conscious about my vag now
>>659834048
what the fuck
>>659817305
please spray that down my throat or up my ass
>>659834540
4/4
>>659833241
Too bad. I was getting so excited
>>659826683
Nothing to be ashamed of, thats a treasure. God to tongue and suck on those.
>>659826683
How about when aroused and ready to cum? Does your beef look the same then?
>>659833824
kek'd/10
>>659834733
Why the fuck is your nail painted?
>>659834845
Don't stop on account of one faggots offbeat remark. Let's see what you got.
>>659833044
I haven't used skype in ages lol
>>659833937
Definitely a grower, and I wouldnt have it any other way
>>659820679
would ride/10
Should I manscape?
you have skype?
>>659817725
Time stamp or middle finger on tits
>>659834675
exactly my point, makes you look filthy and i wouldnt touch it, personally
>>659826683
looks yummy!
>>659823020
>>659824627
Any comments?
r8
>>659818255
I vomited because of that
Sure why not thoughts?
>>659835193
aww, you don't know much about anatomy do ya little guy?
It's okay. You'll understand when you're older.
just a humble contribution dear colleagues
>>659832853
I would stick that whole labia in my mouth and move it around my mouth like I'm eating a bunch of applesauce
>>659834925
Symbolizes 1/5 girls will be molested in their lifetime. Google it, story gives you feels
>>659835157
when your pubes are longer than dick, maybe
Who haves skypes?
>>659835382
Great tits!
>>659830876
Any tips for cumming in volume like that? Help a bro out?
>>659835382
perfect Aussie tits
now this is smooth
>>659832078
Why are you so perfect? Why are you doing this? We could see you again, nice ass/dick/cum anon?
Rate
>>659835382
>pic rotated
>2lazy4timestamp
>>659822180
>http://xhamster.com/movies/4988037/latina_girl_take_a_bbc.html
nice
lets make a xhamster gold videos thread?
