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>>676159495
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag.

>>676159495

Age: 20
Height: 185cm (6'8~")
Weight: 72kg (158lbs)
Race: Caucasian
Location: The Netherlands
Job: Full time student / software dev
Salary: €0 to €5000,- per month
Living space: Appartment (two bedrooms, hallway + kitchen, bathroom and Livingroom)
Car: none
Phone: Windows Phone 530 (I think)
PC: Dell inspron 7 (or something, intel i7, 1TB HDD, 16GB RAM, Win10)
Penis size: 21cm (8.4~")
Virgin: No
Relationship: Yes of 3years.
Recent Achievements: Started a small business, started developing a game.

>Age
26
>Height
1,78 m
>Weight
87kg
>Race
caucasian
>Location
iurup
>Job
full time NEET
>Salary
N/A
>Living space
bedroom
>Car
none
>Phone
none
>PC Rig?
what?
>Penis size
small
>Virgin?
of course
>Relationship
never
>Recent Achievement
platinum trophy on Demon's Souls

Age: 23
Height: 6'0
Weight: 210 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Tech Rep
Salary: 30-60k depending on sales.
Living space: Apartment
Car: Suzuki Aerio
Phone: Nexus 6
PC Rig? 4690k, 980 ti
Penis size: 6.5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: Engaged

All in all things are pretty OK :p

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Age: 27
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 198
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: sports journalist
Salary: 22k a year
Living space: moms house
Car: 1996 ford ranger
Phone: samsung galaxy 6
PC Rig? Idk but my old roommate helped me build it
Penis size: 6.5"
Virgin? No
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: survived a manhunt in the division

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>Age
19
>Height
1.96 cm
>Weight
109
>Race
caucasian
>Location
holland
>Job
full time student
>Salary
N/A
>Living space
bedroom
>Car
none
>Phone
none
>Penis size
cant complain
>Virgin?
of course
>Relationship
3 times
>Recent Achievement
chugged a 1.5 liter bottle of vodka in one night

>>676159495

Age: 20
Height: 6'0''
Weight: 148 lbs
Race: White
Location: Germany
Job: chemistry tutor, toefl test admin
Salary: i work just enough to get by,
Living space: dorm
Car: none, no driver's as well, walking like a saint
Phone: Nokia E91
PC Rig? Thinkpad W540
Penis size: Enough
Virgin? Nah
Relationship: don't have any
Recent Achievements:5.6% HbAc1 (diabetes related perfectionism)

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Age: 23
Height: 176 cm (5'9 roughly)
Weight: 71 kg
Race: White
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Job: grad student, finishing soon
Salary: n/a
Living space: apartment
Car: none (public transportation is good enough here)
Phone: Samsung galaxy mini
PC Rig: two shitty laptops lol
Penis size: 18.?? cm (above 7 inches)
Virgin? no
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements:getting back in shape, studied in mexico city for half a year and improved spanish, had sex with my first asian woman, just applied for a research assistant position and will apply for more soon

>>676159495
>Monday
>Really boring at school
>Doing calculus
>EndMe.jpeg
>Bell Rings
> oh fuck yes
> history
> 2 8/10 chicks
> Sit near both of them
> Plans on asking one of them out
> Oh niggerballs
> the taco bell I had for lunch is striking back
> OhFuckNigger.pdf
> Farts
> 723 decibels
>Windows bust
> Phone screens bust
>Teachers computer monitor fucking SHATTERS
>TheStench.bit
>Run out of classroom
>Jump from 4th floor to 3rd floor
>Almost dead
>Gathers strength to get up and look down to the 2nd floor
>Ghost of Billy Mays comes out of the wall
>But wait, there's more!
>Billy returns to human form
>Drops me down
>Dead
I fell down the red stairwell, which had red walls. The red was fading, but Billy repainted it with my blood. Billy Mays became a ghost.
>Is a ghost
>goes home
>I hear of a new website being created
Tumblr<
>Haunts Tumblr
>SJWs
>Furries
>Emos
>Feminists
>Fags
>Leftists galore

And that is how Tumblr became what Obi-Wan Kenobi would call "the most wretched hive of scum and villainy"

i wrote sth today

when the boose don't work anymore
when you're dead tired to your core
when talking ain't worth the effort
when life's walking through a desert
when disillusionment pours sweet salt in wounds
when only dunes hide behind more dunes
when others torture you to a bore
when you wait for death not coming at your door
when the only light that truly shines
when it only peeks behind through blinds
when you hope and faith you put
when you believe in lies with eyes shut
when meaning is only given
when to dream is to what you're driven
when there's no point, but everyone pretends
when life begins til when it ends

>>676159495

Age: 24
Height: 5'7" Manlet
Weight: 260 Obese manlet
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: work for shitty rental car company
Salary: 9.15 an hour/40 per week
Living space: parent's house
Car: 2004 hyundai elantra with ~65k miles
Phone: iphone 5s with cracked screen
PC: lenovo ideapad laptop
Penis: micropenis
Virgin: obviously
Relationship: im fat and short, what do you think
Recent Achievements: I have some really expensive toilet paper aka a bachelor's degree in political science

Age: underage b&
Height: 6'1''
Weight: 177 lb
Race: White
Location: Third world shithole
Job: Student and two side jobs
Salary: 50-100 $ / month
Living space: Parents house
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 6s 64 Gb
PC Rig? MacBook Air Early 2014
Penis size: 7.2 in
Virgin? Yes
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: Absolutely nothing

Age: 27
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 110lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: McDonalds Cashier part time
Salary: ~$4k/y
Living space: Trailer with my mom
Car: none
Phone: Motorola Razr
PC Rig? old laptop
Penis size: 9 in
Virgin? Yes
Relationship: never
Recent Achievements: at least I have a big penis

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>>676159495
Age: 24
Height: 6'0
Weight: 160 lb
Race: White:
Location: USA
Job: Environmental Specialist
Salary: 50k
Living space: apartment
Car: 2013 chevy impala
Phone: Droid turbo
PC Rig: Asus g73, I7, 12gb ram, ATI mobility radeon hd 5870 graphics
Penis size: 5.5"
Virgin: no
Relationship: no
Recent Achievements: paid all my bills and student loans, can sprint a full 2 miles.

overall not bad, but I gotta find me a woman

>>676164098
>sprint 2 miles straight
Hose shit

>>676164250
not horse shit. I'm in pretty good shape.

>>676161136
>185cm
>6'8"
>Dutch education

>>676164412
Sprint? Full tilt running? 2 miles.

>>676164512
maybe not at my fastest, but I can run it in like 12 minutes.

>>676164650
You can run a 6 min mile? That is purty good m8

>>676164486
Job: Wal-Mart 3rd shift store #2693
Can you please elucidate what that means?

Age: 26
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 200 lb
Race: Master race
Location: USA
Job: Software developer
Salary: 80k year / 40 hour weeks
Living space: Own 2400 sqft, 3 bath 4 bed house
Car: 2004 Honda accord
Phone: galaxy s6
PC Rig? 3 year old i5
Penis size: 8 in
Virgin? no
Relationship: married
Recent Achievements: Got a blowjob this morning, will have sex later today with christian freak wife.

>>676164785
So you work at
Fenton Walmart Supercenter
3700 Owen Rd
Fenton, MI 48430
(810) 750-1132
Fucking Missouri

>>676164785
He works nights at walmart. The store number is 2693, which is in fenton Missouri.

>>676164934
Funny how he deleted his post, maybe someone should do something?

Age: 20
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 89 Kg
Race: white
Location: WA (Australia)
Job: Student
Salary: n/a
Living space: parents house
car: 2007 Holden Berlina
Phone: galaxy s6
Pc rig: i7 780
Penis size: under 6"
Virgin: Y
Relation ship: n/a
Recent achievements: n/a

Age: 18
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 185 lb
Ethnicity: White
Location: USA
Job: Loader at Lowes Garden Center
Salary: $10.11/hr
Living space: Parents house
Car: Kia Spectra
Phone: iPhone 5S
PC Rig: idk, it says intel and gateway andi know its a peice of shit
Penis size: idk 5-6
Virgin: yes
Relationship: yes
Recent Achievements: learned how to happily deal with crippling existential depression, got a job, got a girlfriend

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34
6'0"
180
white
usa
pic related: net worth
rent townhome
2004 chevy aveo
samsung edge
ipad air
7 in dick
35 partners lifetime

>>676165052
Barely anybody lives in Missouri, poor guy already has it tough enough.

>>676161136
>185cm (6'8~")
spastic foreign cunt
6'0"

Age: 25
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 160 lbs
Race: white
Location: Canaduh
Job: full time student/warehouse worker
Salary: 15$/hr
Living space: mom's basement duh
Car: 98 camry
Phone: Samsung s4
Pc rig: Asus laptop
Penis size: 6 or 7 inches
Virgin: obviously
Relationship: never had one
Recent achievements: won a heroic battle outnumbered 6 to 1 in Rome 2 total war. Also haven't done coke in like 2 months

>>676165210
Fair enough

Age: 19
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185 lbs
Race: Dominican
Location: NJ, USA
Job: Veterinary Assistant
Salary: $10/hr
Living space: Parents house
Car: '99 Honda Civic EX
Phone: Samsung Galaxy S6
PC Rig? Fuck if I know
Penis size: 6 inches
Virgin? No
Relationship: None
Recent Achievements: Umm I got a B+ on my papers

>>676165235
Loser. Do more drugs.

Age: 31
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175ish lb
Race: White
Location: NYC
Job: Yes
Salary: made $250k last year
Living space: rent apartment
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 4
PC Rig? old as fuck; thinking about getting laptop to play fun old games though
Penis size: 6.5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: Went on 2nd date last night, got some
Recent Achievements: some work-related stuff

>>676159495
Age: 26
Height: 5' 10''
Weight: 200 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Electronic Warfare Technician
Salary: 50K
Living space: Hunter 27 sailboat
Car: 2013 ford f-150
Phone: Nexus 6
PC Rig? custom, self built, top of the line 3 years ago.
Penis size: 6 in
Virgin? no
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements:promotion at work, started HRT and transitioning MtF.

age: 20
height:6'0
weight:175lbs
race:caucasian
location:USA
job:walmart tire and lube center
salary: about 1300 per month
living space: with dad for a few more months
car:2007 for f150 super crew cab fx4
phone: galaxy s6 edge plus
pc: some decent dell laptop
penis size:7 inches
virgin: no
relationship: not currently
recent achievement: preparing for slamology bass competition

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>>676165065
>6'2"
>89 Kg

>>676165662
>no car
>iPhone 4
>THINKING of getting new computer
>250,000$ salary
Fuck you bud.

>>676165662

>Salary: $250k

Yeah k. Some random faggot on /b/ is holding down a position greater than mcdonalds making well over six figures

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ITT: undisguised data mining

>>676165369
>Race: Dominican

Age: 20
Height: 199cm (6,7")
Weight: 210
Race: Aryan
Location: Denmark
Job: Sales
Salary: 2500 - 5000 euro
Living space: Parents house
Car: Renaut Clio
Phone: iPhone 5
PC Rig??
Penis size: 7,7 in
Virgin? no
Relationship: fuck bitches get money
Recent Achievements: got top rating in my divisions performance review

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>Age
Underageb&
>Height
5"7
>Weight
50kg
>Race
Asian
>Location
Japan
>Job
Stoodent
>Salary
30dollars/month allowance
>Living space
Parents
>Car
None
>Phone
Old Samsung
>PC Rig?
I5 4690 GTX 970
>Penis size
4.7"
>Virgin?
Ye
>Relationship
Ye
>Recent Achievement
Nothing

>>676164098

Can't believe they pay environmental faggots 50k a year like they're that useful.

>yup, that grass is green. you definitely needed my expertise

>>676166302
No relationship.

>>676165907
for some reason most Australians do a persons height and dick size in imperial, the rest is metric

Age: 23
Height: 5' 7"
Weight:133 lbs
Race: Latin
Location: some country of South America
Job: math teacher
Salary: $ 750 month
Living space: Parents house
Car: none
Phone: xt1068
PC: intel pentium e2160, 250gb HDD, 4GB RAM, Win7)
Penis size: 5.6"
Virgin: yes
Relationship: never.
Recent Achievements: done the plot for a novel

age: 23
height: 5'11"
Weight: 165 lb
race: white
location: austria/europe
job: 8 years electrician, now back in school
salary: 1 790 $ per month
living space: own apartment
car: audi a6
phone: samsung galaxy s5 mini
pc rig: i7 970 gtx
penis size: 6,69
virgin: no
relationship: currently yes
recent archievements: recording songs with my band,good grades

>>676159495
age: 28
height:6'2"
weight:280lbs (overweight fuck)
race:caucasian
location:USA
job:server admin
salary: $3100/month salaried
living space: upper-mid class apartment
car:shitty kia optima, paid for
phone: shitty iphone 3g work pays for
pc: self built, i5 unlocked, gtx660, need an update
penis size: my wife is black
virgin: no
relationship: married to an ebony
recent achievement: got promoted despite showing up to work late everyday and using every goddamn hour of PTO i get

>>676166328
I actually work more along the lines with compliance with RCRA, and hazardous wastes. Making sure customers have their hazardous wastes handled correctly.

Age: 30
Height: 4'11"
Weight: I don't know
Race: gook
Location: Canada
Job: NEET
Salary: 1,400/month
Living space: basement
Car: none
Phone: Xperia z3
Penis size: n/a
Virgin: no
Relationship: yes
Recent Achievements: got banned from posting on Facebook for the 3rd time this year

>>676165910
i don't wanna work forever, and rent / food / etc. here is expensive, so i don't tend to make big purchases unless i'm sure it's something i'll make serious use of

>>676165092
how do you deal with depression?

>>676164085

you should do porn dude. some freaky big dick midget shit, you might find decent work.

>>676166566

remember don't dump ur radioactive waste guiys thanx!

>>676166513
>salary: $3100/month salaried

thats the net pay, gross is something like $27/hr

>>676163815
hi /pol/

>>676159495
>Age: 38
>Height: 6'0
>Weight: 220 lb
>Race: White
>Location: USA
>Job: none
>Salary: n/a
>Living space: house
>Car: 98 jeep
>Phone: prepaid
>PC Rig? i5 ivy bridge
>Penis size: 7in
>Virgin? no
>Relationship: none
>Recent Achievements: didn't die again today, still trying to find the courage

>>676166592
how did you get banned?

>>676159495

Age: 28
Height: 6'3''
Weight: 225 lb
Race: White
Location: United Kingdom
Job: Self Employed IT Consultant
Salary: £3000 / £5000 PM
Living space: Own house (2 years old)
Car: 2 year old Ford Focus
Phone: 2 x iPhone 6+ (one is for work)
PC Rig: As of tues (Alienware Area 51, i7 haswell, 32GB RAM 512GB SSD, 4TB DATA Drive. Currently using Alienware 15 laptop (similar spec to new tower) ALso have new mac iPads etc (i work in IT so fuck you judgefags)
Penis size: 6.5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: Banging GF, really punching above my weight
Recent Achievements: double my business eaernering in last year (its hard work)

Normally these data mining things are at least specific enough to be a little bit subtle... I've seen actual surveys that went into less detail than this. Jesus fuck.

>>676166937
Triggered SJWs

>>676167010
>work in IT, buys alienware

i'm not convinced.

>>676164804
What do you do in terms of job? More in-depth.

>20
>5'8"
>215lbs
>white as snow
>Canadaland
>"Sandwich Artist"
>$10.6 CAD/hr
>parents' house
>nope
>Galaxy S3
>no
>~6"
>no
>single and ready to fucking kill myself
>finally getting into good eating habits and losing weight

>>676166915
6/10

Age: 22
Height: 183cm
Weight: 63kg
Race: Caucasian
Location: Poortugal
Job: Full time student
Salary: €0
Living space: Rented Room, Parents house
Car: Opel Corsa B (1997)
Phone: None, gonna buy soon
PC: Toshiba l50-a-122
Penis size: 17cm
Virgin: No
Relationship: Yes of 1 and half years.
Recent Achievements: Close to gold 5

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Age: 20
Height: 5'10''
Weight: 135 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Full time student, math tutor, bassist
Salary: $630/month
Living space: Parents house
Car: Harley Davidson 2002 Sportster
Phone: Crapola samsung that I don't even put service on most of the time
PC Rig? Generic Samsung laptop with linux
Penis size: Honestly haven't measured in years. Probably 5-6
Virgin? No
Relationship: Live with gf
Recent Achievements: 3.92gpa, in honor society, in a band making money, receiving award for mathematics soon, making rapid progress in computer programming

>>676167094
very nice!

>>676167145
Where in Canada?

>>676167173
wut

>>676167128
i like the pretty lights bruh, i build systems too haha

>>676159495
Age: 18
Height: 5'8 (manlet)
Weight: 163 lbs
Race: White Hispanic
Location : USA
Job: Full time student
Salary: none
Living space: 3 room dorm w/ 2 bathrooms
Car: 2011 Dodge challenger
Phone: iPhone 6
Pc Rig: idk friend who builds pc's made it
Penis size: 6.7 inches
Virgin? : nien
Relationship: none
Recent achievements: starter in club men's waterpolo and I'm pretty good at skateboarding.

>>676167234
All up in the 902 with all the chinks and white trash.

Age: 28
Height: 5'4
Weight: 220 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Recently uneployed
Salary: n/a
Living space: Parent's house.
Car: None.
Phone: None.
PC Rig? No idea.
Penis size: 4 in when erect.
Virgin? For life.
Relationship: None.
Recent Achievements: None.

Age: 22
Height: 5'9''/1,75m
Weight: 62kg
Race: White
Location: Paris
Job: Intern in a PE fund
Salary: 1500€/month before tax + bonus
Living space: Paris
Car: none
Phone: some shit HTC, might buy a iPhone very soon
PC Rig? couldn't care less
Penis size: dunno either but all my exs told me I was well hung
Virgin? No
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: dunno, trying to secure an M&A internship in a bulge-bracket bank but it's really harsh in Paris/London

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Age: 27
Height: 5'10''
Weight: 165 lb
Race: White
Location: UK
Job: Customer service advisor
Salary: £7/h
Living space: En-suite room
Car: none
Phone: Lumia 735
PC Rig: i5 970
Penis size: 6 in
Virgin: Yes
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: moved to UK, got a job, financially independent

>>676167537
Sandnigger?

>>676167404
>Salary: none
>Car: 2011 Dodge challenger
>iPhone 6
>waterpolo

mommy and daddy bankrolling you, huh?

Age: 32
Height: 6 Ft
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Healthcare Consultant
Salary: 72k/ year (salary) 32 hrs a week
Living: One Bedroom Apartment
Car: Nissan Frontier and BMW X3
Phone: Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge+
PC: Macbook Pro
Penis size: 7 inches
Virgin: No
Relationship: Engaged to sexy white chick
Recent Achievement: Buying a house

>>676167404
you should be a pegging slave with those stats

>Age: 19
>Height: 5"5
>Weight: 144 lb
>Race: White
>Location: Australia
>Job: Chef
>Hourly: $23 an hour
>Living Space: Rental house
>Car: none
>Phone: Xperia Z5
>PC Rig: i5-4690K, GTX 970, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD, 2 x 1TB HDDs.
>Penis Size: 6.8inches
>Virgin: No
> Relationship: get some here and there
>Recent Achievements: Quit smoking, had a threesome

>>676167631

>said I was on the job market
>"are you a sandnigger?"

take an educated guess please (although the fact I live in France is very misleading I have to admit)

Age: 29
Height: 5'11
Weight: 160 lb
Race: White
Location: UK
Job: M&A, Investment Banking
Salary: £150k
Living space: Parents house, I tend to sleep in hotel rooms a lot, you can have a guess why ;)- May buy an apartment with savings though.
Car: Mercedes C-Class
Phone: IPhone 6
PC: Custom
Penis size: 3 inches
Virgin: no
Relationship: complicated (I'm stalking her)
Recent achievement: bought a Mercedes, crashed shitty BMW E60.

>>676167680
How's the threesome? Was it awkward or it's just as hot as the porno?

>>676159495
Lol you're me except I'm 16 and I'm not a fucking virgin and I only weigh 220
6'3"
Pleb

>>676159495
Age: 21
Height: 1.86m
Weight: 99kg
Race: White
Location: Germany
Job: Full time medicine student
Salary: n/a
Living space: Renting a room
Car: none
Phone: HTConem8
PC Rig? shitty laptop
Penis size: 16-17 cm
Virgin? no
Relationship: two previous ones
Recent Achievements: Met a hot british chick, hitting the gym hard, full no fap mode life is nice

>>676167742
But can you do a kickflip? I think not

all these 200+ pounders explain yourselves

>>676167721
>white chick
>engaged

Get a prenup. Don't let her take away your shit if she leaves you for a nignog

>>676167835
Yeah, when I read Paris, sandnigger popped into my head.

>>676167845
In which bank/boutique?

>>676167642
I have a summer job but i didnt mention it because its not fucking summer you whore.

>>676167947
Can you nigger? Kickflip is literally like the third learned trick out of hundreds lol

>>676167845
>mercedes
>small dick

got it

>>676167957
I'm married and the only thing left to do is figure out how I die. May as well eat my fat ass to death, its a good way to go.

Age: Almost 21
Height: 6'5''
Weight: 185 lb
Race: Brown Mixed
Location: Canada
Job: Part time retail supervisor, part time still trying to finish highschool(depression and adhd sucks away motivation)
Salary: $13.50/hour
Living space: Parents house
Car: none
Phone: Gallaxy S6
PC Rig: i7 4770K
Penis size: 7 in
Virgin? Yes
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: Fighting Depression, getting back to school, became supervisor

>>676168024
God I want to leave France so bad.

>>676168062
I can tre flip and almost always land v-heels. I said sorta good, im not like fucking pj ladd.

>Age: 22
>Height: 183 cm
>Weight: 85kg
>Race: Human
>Location: Sweden
>Job: Plumber
>Salary: 48 500 Euro / 54 000 USD
>Living space: My own apartment
>Car: Volvo V70 -11
>Phone: Samsung galaxsy s7 edge
>PC rig: None, macbook pro
>Penis size: 20 cm (7.8 in)
>Virgin: No
>Relationship: FB
>Recent Achievements: Threeway MFF, Can chugg a beer in about 2 sec

r8 my life m8!

Age: 19
Height: 183cm
Weight: 89kg
Race: Caucasian
Location: AUS
Job: Full time student
Salary: n/a
Living space: Parents house
Car: Ford laser 1990
Phone: Samsung s4 mini
PC Rig? Nothen special
Penis size: 16.5cm
Virgin?: Yes
Relationship: Recently single
Recent achievements: Senior first aid, won $2 on a scratchy ticket

>>676166596
It's probably fucking bullshit is what he is saying.

>>676167957
It's /b/

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>>676167845

>Age:29
>Living space: Parents house

Only things that are true about this post

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Age: 20
Height: 175 cm
Weight: 87 kg
Race: white
Location: center italy
Job: university student
Salary: none, getting scholarship if that count
Living space: parents house
Car: Lancia y 1998
Phone: xiaomi mi4
PC rig: old packard bell, changed the gpu (amd 8770hd)
Penis size: 15cm
Virgin: yes
Relationship: tfw no gf
Recent achievements: started to smoke less

>>676167957
I'm working on it. Woke up a month ago and hated myself. I'm down 30 and shrinking as fast as I fucking can

>>676159495
Age: 19
Height: 5'9''
Weight: 150 lb
Race: White
Location: holland
Job: full time student
Salary: N/A
Living space: Parents house
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 4s
PC Rig? Shitty laptop
Penis size: N/A
Virgin? Yes
Relationship: No

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Age: 23
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 126lb
Race: White
Location: Ireland
Job: unemployed
Salary: living off tax payers
Living space: my own house
Car: nope
Phone: old touchscreen
PC Rig? i7 5960X
Penis size: 7.7 inches
Virgin? Yes
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements:moved into own house

Age: 17
Height: 190 cm
Weight: 85 kg (187lb)
Race: White
Location: Norway
Job: High School/ part time
Salary: 23$/hour
Living space: Home
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 5S
PC Rig? Expensive
Penis size: 6 in
Virgin? Nope
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: Fucked 3 girls at the same time. (good looking)

>>676168128
at least you're getting laid

>>676168047
UBS

>>676168448
>penis size not applicable
Tits or GTFO.

>>676159495
Age: 23
Height: 5'8
Weight: 180 lb
Race: White
Location: Germany
Job: Full time student
Salary: n/a
Living space: Shared apartment with 9/10 cutie
Car: Opel Corsa B
Phone: Sony Xperia Mini
PC Rig? i5, 840M
Penis size: 7 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: Found a new pleasurable way to masturbate.

>>676159495
Age: 17
Height: 192 cm
Weight: dunno, somewhere near 65 kg
Race: White
Location : Soviet Russia
Job : graduating this year, preparing for uni
Salary: none
Living space: parents' house
Car : none
Phone : too lazy to check
PC Rig: dafuq is that ?
Penis size : 6.3''
Virgin? : yes
Relationship : married my right hand
Recent achievements : none

>>676168596
Great! (admiting that is true)
What are you at 29? Associate? VP?

Age: 28
Height: 5'9.5"
Weight: 185 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Heavy equipment mechanic
Salary: ~$60k depending on overtime
Living space: Town house
Car: 2003 Chevy pickup, 1970 Monte Carlo
Phone: HTC one m8
PC Rig: AMD 8350, 8 gigs ram, nvidia 950
Penis size: 6.25 in
Virgin? no
Relationship: yes, about 3 months
Recent Achievements: Nothing notworthy

>>676168075
It's not that small.

>>676162442
>Relationship: 3 times
>Virgen: of course

You may want to reconsider what you call a relationship.

>>676168514
been having baby-making sex recently too. there's a pure joy in just being able to creampie your wife without having to hold back or pace yourself. it makes you feel alpha AF. my god damn prostate is dried up at this point.

Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 180 lb
Race: Mexican but I look white
Location: USA
Job: Full time student
Salary: n/a
Living space: Parents house
Car: none
Phone: Samsung Grand Prime
PC Rig? Only have a laptop that my entire family uses
Penis size: 6-7ish in
Virgin? No
Relationship: 7/10 gf
Recent Achievements: none

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Age: 30
Height: 6'6''
Weight: 238 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Small Business owner (Tire Dealership/Automotive Repair)
Salary: ~$80,000
Living space: 3 Bedroom House
Car: 2010 Chevrolet Silverado, 2009 Pontiac G8 GT, 2014 Chevrolet Camaro RS
Phone: Motorola Moto X
PC Rig? i7 4770k
Penis size: 5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: None
Recent Achievements: Just finished eating a fantastic ribeye steak dinner.

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Age: 16
Height: 179cm
Weight: 80kg
Race: Übermensch
Location: Groß Germania
Job:-
Salary:-
Car: -
Phone: IPhone 4s
PC Rig? Amd Fx 6100 six core 3,30Ghz, 960gtx
Penis size:15,6cm
Virgin?nop
Relationship:niet
Recent Achievements:modded a game succesfully

>>676168943
show us what she looks like fat man

>>676169069
Wish I had your height anon :(

>>676168846
I think you meant 'assuming', associate, I got my masters and went on a gap year.

>>676159495
Age: 25
Height: 5'11
Weight: 165 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Tyring to make my own money working for myself
Salary: not yet
Living space: Parents house
Car: Sold it, will get a new one if I can make myself money
Phone: Motorola Turbo (love it)
PC Rig? A computer from 2009 with cheap modern parts, can barely run modern games. Will build a next generation machine once I make money on my own
Penis size: 6''-6.5'', depending if I have 'recently fapped a lot can't get full erection-itis' or not
Virgin? No
Relationship: Not really
Recent Achievements:
- After 15 months of trying to stay from women, I broke and hot dogged a girl and fucked another one twice. They're not particularly attractive (therefore easy), so it's not a true achievement
- Working on my own business project, even if it's slowly
- Going back to school this summer
>I should create more "achievements in my life" now that I think about this

>>676169174
it's a bit overrated, trust me. but, i'd rather be bordering freakishly tall than a manlet for sure.

>>676168288
ah, ok. well, believe you what

Age: 23
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 185lb I lift
Race: Caucasian
Location: the US of A
Job: Full time rental car company
Salary: $39k a year
Living space: mom's house
Car: 2006 bmw x5
Phone: galaxy s6 edge
PC: trash Toshiba laptop
Penis size: average
Virgin: No
Relationship: had 2
Recent Achievements: got my bachelor's degree and fucked over 25 bitches.

>>676169385
>Job: Tyring to make my own money working for myself

what are you trying to do?

>>676159495
27
6'0"
178
Spanish,Irish mutt
USA
Part time Medical Assistant, full time student.
$14.50 an hour
2bedroom apt
2010 mitsubishi Lancer
Motorola turbo 2
Old ass e machine
6"
No
Married
No recent achievements, last one was getting an honorable discharge from the US Army in 2012

>Age
21
>Height
188 (6'2)
>Weight9
88kg (195lib
>Race
caucasian
>Location
Norway (Bergen)
>Job
Student
>Salary
N/A
>Living space
Apartmant w/roomate
>Car
Honda Civic 1997
>Phone
iphne 6
>PC Rig?
Asus gaming laptop. (to exspensiv)
>Penis size
small to medium
>Virgin?
No (was 18)
>Relationship
longest 6 months
>Recent Achievement
notning to speag of.

>>676161775
>durr i'm a full time NEET
Redneck attempting to change the tide of politics by posting bullshit on 4chan detected.

>>676161136
All hail the skellitor!

Age: 25
Height: 6'2
Weight: 185 lbs
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Student, part time casino games dealer
Living Space: Parent's house
Car: ~2000 Ford Taurus
Phone: iPhone 5s
PC: i7 4790
Penis: 6.5-7
Virgin? No
Girlfriend? No
Recent Achieves: dunked on a black football player at the rec center last week, haven't really achieved much lately

>>676169539
Well it started with freelancing, but want something bigger. I want to be the one paying people nothing for something/.. I just make up random projects and put them into action. Advertise everywhere... It doesn't matter how shitty it is initially, since we have the power of the internet to craft our ideas into something much better, over time. The problem is actually doing it.

The videogames are starting to bore me so I'm throwing my energy into literally whatever else might be progressive for me to make money. I guess I'm going to start having making money be the videogame.
Right now, working on a coloring book, two technical books, and running services for people. Thinking of what people do and how I can run it for them. Make some elaborate "plan" and show it to them.

I figure if I fuck around, even if it's shitty and learn it's still better than me just playing games all day.

>>676170269
PS, it's pathetic for my age but since I've been out of the loop so long, my goals for the rest of this year are to be able to pay my cell phone bill, build a new computer, and maybe buy a cheap used car

>>676159495

Age: 19
Height: 6'
Weight: 200lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Measurement Tech
Salary: 60k/yr
Living space: apartment 2br/1bath
Car: 03 Cadillac Seville
Phone: huawei
PC Rig? i5 2.4ghz dell laptop
Penis size: 5.5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: gf of 9 months
Recent Achievements: just got 91 strength in runescape

>Age
18
>Height
1,75m
>Weight
56kg
>Race
Caucasian (Mediterranean)
>Location
Chile
>Job
High School Senior
>Salary
Parents are pretty generous
>Living space
OK, house, we are renting till we build a big one
>Car
Mercedes Benz C200 Kompressor Elegance 2008
>Phone
Moto G3
>PC Rig?
I5, 4GB RAM, 1TB Lenovo laptop
>Penis size
16cm
>Virgin?
I'll fix that that next month
>Relationship
Dating a hottie that wants to blow me
>Recent Achievement
Living the life I always wanted, can't complain

Age: 23
Height: 5'11
Race: White British
Location: Leicestershire, England
Job: Systems Administrator
Salary: £26k
Living space: With parents while I save up for mortgage
Penis size: 6.5"
Virgin: No
Relationship: Not right now ;_;

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Age: 21
Height: 6'6''
Weight: 253 lb
Race: White
Location: UK
Job: IT Support in a school
Salary: 31k per annum
Living space: School apartments
Car: none (everything is really close)
Phone: iPhone 6+
PC Rig? Can't be bothered
Penis size: 7'1"
Virgin? No
Relationship: Yep.
Recent Achievements:Got a cushy as fuck job at the school I used to go to

>pic related
>me if I was nig

>Age
18
>Height
184
>Weight
81kg
>Race
white
>Location
Germany
>Job
Student
>Salary
N/A
>Living space
Apartment paid by parents
>Car
Mercedes CLS 63 AMG (sponsored by Daddy ofc)
>Phone
iPhone 6s
>PC Rig?
Selfbuilt -> i7 5960x, Geforce GTX 980Ti and so on
>Penis size
5,8 inches
>Virgin?
No
>Relationship
Had 3 Relationships yet, none lasted more than a Year
>Recent Achievement
Achieved my Numerus Clausus for my University Study

Age: 24
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 85kg
Race: White
Location: United Kingdom
Job: Community Manager For International Pizza Brand
Salary: £130 per day
Living space: Parents house & Boyfriends House
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 5
PC Rig? Dell Optiplex 9010
Penis size: 6.2" long 6" girth
Virgin? No
Relationship: Long term boyfriend of 6 years

Recent Achievements: Recently got back into freelance videography filming a gig in London. Lost 2 stone in weight since last summer. Got back into reading a lot of books and taking vitamins regularly.

>>676170950
Your life is fucking shit and boring and you have a dead end job, kill yourself faggot.

What school bro?

Age: 17
Height: 1.71 m
Weight: 66kg
Race: White
Location:Montenegro
Job: student but write essays for money
Salary: 15$ per essay, earn about 300$ a month
Living space: appartment
Car: no car, ride a bike
Phone: Alcatel pop 3 5.0
Penis: none
Virgin: yes but sucked cock
Relationship: single
Recent achievments: Got $500 prize in a classical art contest, broke up with a lying motherfucker

>>676171345
Nice car bro! Cars are like twice as expensive here :(. But I like my 2008 C200 Kompressor

Age: 20
Height: 5'10
Weight: 190 lb
Race: Caucasin / Middle Eastern
Location: Israel
Job: Military
Salary: 225$ a month. Its baaad.
Living space: Parents house
Car: none
Phone: Galaxy S5
PC Rig? i5 with 980 G1
Penis size: 6.5
Virgin? No
Relationship: Yew

>>676171450
>>676171128
It's a private school, not telling you the name.

Age: 22
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 135
Race: Italian
Location: New York
Job: Waiter at high end restaurant (not saying which one but the owner beat Bobby Flay on food network)
Salary: about $900 a week give or take
Living space: small apartment
Car: 2014 Honda accord
Phone: Aquos Crystal X
PC Rig: i3 hp pavilion
Penis size: 6.3 inch
Virgin? no
Relationship: almost 2 years
Recent Achievements: Accepted to John Jay for criminal justice law

>>676171449
Thoughts exactly.
Live your life not your fucking savings account you lack ambition faggit

>>676171781
Eton? If so, you are a fucking failure, in fact no matter what private school you went to, you are a failure, because you had opportunities and you still fucking failed.

>>676171781
Fuck my bad, didn't attach anything
>>676165065 <-- What school?

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>>676171988
I can name 5 people who work at the school they went to, its fucking disgusting,
SORT YER LIFE OUT M8

>>676171601
How the fuck can you be a student at 17?

>>676159495
>Age: 26
>Height: 6'2"
>Weight: 205 lb
>Race: red man
>Location: Canada
>Job: Full time lumber yard
>Salary: 15.75/hr
>Living space: One bed room apt
>Car: none
>Phone: Galaxy s6 edge
>PC none
>Penis size: 7in
>Virgin? no
>Relationship: none
>Recent Achievements: I've been working for four years I asked for a raise and got it, hence the size of my income. Asked the new cute coworker for her number and got it, haven't called her yet, idk why.

>>676171988
It's a private high school, not a uni. Also, I got in via an entrance exam. SOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo, go fuck yourself.

R8 me faggets

Age: 22
Height: 6'2''
Weight: 190 lb (I work out so fuck off)
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Full time student, writer for local newspaper, grant writer
Salary: depends on job load and other factors
Living space: Appartment
Car: dodge stratus
Phone: iPhone 4
PC Rig? No idea, too lazy to check
Penis size: 6 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: twelve previous, no current interest in another
Recent Achievements: quit smoking, broke up with my emotional manipulative gf, got accepted for a large scholarship and an apprenticeship program, made the absolute best tasting margarita chicken last night, and last week marks 5 years since I tried to kill myself

>>676169474
>won't post actually size
>I LIFT
>parents house
>25 bitches
Laughed so hard. This has to be bait I don't think anyone actually would believe this. "I fuck bitches in my parents house" HA

>>676172439
I skipped 3 grades. I'm smart

>>676169069
i wish i was you except me.

>>676172487
ETON?!?! A UNI?!?!?!? I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ETON IS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING PLEB!?!?!?!?!?!

>>676172513
How good was the chicken. Like really.

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Age: 33
Height: 5'11
Weight: 200-210 lb havent checked in a while tho, if anything less
Race: White
Location: Canada
Job: Cashier/pharmacist at a local private family owned pharmacy
Salary: 80-100k a year, it depends alot on a myriad of variables.
Living space: House, owned
Car: 1969 Chevy Impala, 1.1 mil miles on her but she's beautiful
Phone: Galaxy s7 edge
PC Rig? 4690k GTX 980
Penis size: 7.3 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: Married

>>676172737
12 goods

>>676172589
>sucked cock
>smart
Heh

>>676172737
Best chicken I ever ate tbh. The fact I made it myself made me really proud

>>676172487
SAGE lol a uni.........

Clearly calling bullshit on this, I bet you only work in IT System Support, sucking the IT Directors dick of your school answering shitty I CAN'T PRINT THIS SHIT telephone calls on your cock sucking help desk. You earn shit, We all know it. LOL UNI.

>>676172847
I do have to admit I don't think any girl who was smart enough to skip 3 grades would use the word "cock"

>>676172847
Just because I'm a good student doesn't mean that I live with my mommy and daddy and act like a saint. Grow up

>>676173000
lollololololollololo agreed!

>>676159495
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 60KG
Race: Black
Location: Australia
Job: DJ/Producer/Store Assistant/Student
Salary: $24K
Living Space: Parents House
Car: Mazda 3 Maxx Sport
Phone: iPhone 6+ 128GB/Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge
PC Rig: Macbook Pro
Penis Size: 7.5 inches
Virgin: No
Relationship: None
Recent Achievements: Record Deal + Agency Contract, New Job, New Car

>>676173120
I live in Montenegro. Noone's sacred in Montenegro. We all swear like niggers

>>676165599
he's fine, perhaps you need to do more

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>>676172650
Lol. Word.

>>676167832
State? have a feeling i know who this is

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>>676159495

Age: 25
Height: 5'10"
Race: White
Location: South Korea
Job: English teacher
Salary: 2.1 million KRW/month
Living space: Small loft apartment (rent paid by employers)
Car: None
Phone: Nexus 4
PC Rig: ASUS laptop; i7, GTX 960M
Penis size: 6 inches
Virgin: No
Relationship: Yes
Recent Achievements: Realized my dream of teaching in a foreign country, convinced a 19 year old virgin to fuck on the first date

Age: 29
Height: 6'1''
Weight: 204 lb
Race: armenian
Location: USA
Job: pharmacist
Salary: 100k+
Living space: 5 bedroom, 3 bath on 3100 sq. foot lot
Cars: 2015 gt-r (lease), 2014 991 turbo s (own)
Phone: s6 active , iphone 6
PC Rig? i7-6700k / msi r9 390
Penis size: average
Virgin? no
Relationship: 1 friend with benefits
Recent Achievements: paid off house in full within 1 year of opening mortgage.

Age: 29
Height: 6'1''
Weight: 170 lb
Race: White
Location: London, UK
Job: Independent IT contractor
Salary: £50k
Living space: Room in a house with friends, room at girlfriends place on the coast.
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 6S+
PC Rig? Old piece of shit - no time to game
Penis size: 7.5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: yeah, she's 9 years younger and a student.
Recent Achievements: Landing my current job, almost twice the salary of previous one

>>676173347
DJ... Why you so Black anon?

>>676173906
Why don't you rent your own place in London if you're on 50K.

>>676172439
I dunno man, I remember being a student from age 5 to 23. 17 doesn't sound so crazy to me

>>676172439
Standard in Aus, started uni not long after turning 17

Age: 34
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 167 lb (fight at 155)
Race: Black/white/Maori/Filipino
Location: USA
Job: Fighter (retired)/Conditioning Coach(PT)/Chemist(FT)
Salary: $6660/mo+
Living space: Apartment/retired mom lives in house I bought
Car: 2015 Subaru WRX STi (previous is a 2001 Honda accord 250000 miles, still works)
Phone: Cheap "smartphone"
PC Rig: Used MacBook pro
Penis size: 6 in
Virgin: Haha
Relationship: none
Achievements:
US Marines 2000-2005 (infantry)
Bachelors of Science in Chemistry UC Santa Barbara
Fought 100 professional fights in Thailand in 3 years 61-38-1
Fought 12-0 US/Canada/Holland
1 son

>>676173998
I wouldn't if I could live cheaply with Friends or girl

>>676174001
Here in Montenegro those who go to elementary and high school are called pupils (from age 6 to age 18). Those who attend University are called students

Age: 19
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 175 lbs
Race: White
Location: Germany
Job: Apprentice metal worker
Salary: 6k... im a fucking student
Living space: Living with relatives
Car: Yes, no license though...
Phone: Samsung Xcover 3
PC Rig? Hp Envy 360
Penis size: 7" on a good day
Virgin? Nope
Relationship: With my left hand?
Recent Achievements: Stopped using drugs

>>676159495
>Age: 19
>Height: 5'7''
>Weight: 187 lb
>Race: White
>Location: Germany
>Job: Full time student
>Salary: n/a
>Living space: Soon own apartment
>Car: none
>Phone: Samsung S4 Active
>PC Rig? dont fucking know
>Penis size: 6 in
>Virgin? no
>Relationship: on/off friends with benefits

Age: 27
Height: 6'1''
Weight: 185 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Bartender and college professor
Salary: 55k/year
Living space: Apartment
Car: Altima
Phone: Samsung S7
PC Rig? laptop
Penis size: 6.5 in
Virgin? Nope
Relationship: Dating on and off
Recent Achievements: None, always trying to get out of constant depression

Age: 26
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: IT Admin (FT) / Grad Student (PT)
Salary: $58,000
Living space: 2br Apt with roommate.
Car: bus
Phone: Nexus 5
PC: Homebrew desktop (i5, 8gb, gtx970), XPS13 (i5), Venue 11 Pro (Atom)
Penis size: 6.5"
Virgin: No
Relationship: Yes - year and a half-ish.
Recent Achievements: None - stuck in daily grind until I finish school (Dec 2016).

>>676174350
what drugs????????

>>676173998
GF lives in Brighton, I'm looking for a place down here. Also I spend quite a lot of my salary on booze and drugs so
I'd only be able to afford somewhere small and shit in town

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>>676159495
>Age: 26
>Height: 5' 10"
>Weight: 130lb
>Race: White
>Location: USA
>Job: Full time LEO / Full time student / Touring Musician part time
>Salary: 34k/yr LEO / 0k/year student / 5k-20k/yr variable musician
>Living space: Recently moved back home so I can save money to start a business and buy a house
>Car: Mazda Protege - upgrading soon, 200k miles old as shit
>Phone: iPhone 6+
>PC Rig?: i5 2500k OC 4.7ghz, 8gb ram, many TB of HDD, couple SSD's, p867 pro mobo / Sony Vaio laptop with i7 etc
>Penis size: 7 inch
>Virgin?: No
>Relationship: With current GF for 2+ years 9/10 asian
>Recent Achievements: Got a raise+promotion at work, started saving more cash, steadily playing large venues at this point, nothing sexually I haven't explored, almost done with my degrees, DMG in CSGO, bought professional production gear, bought a motorcycle, making solid gains in the gym

I feel like my life is relatively average

>>676174595
Get a fucking studio in zone 2 and stop being such a little bitch about it.

>>676165190
what app is this?

>>676174595
I went to Brighton once, omg, town is so gay, every hottie I saw was holding another hottie's hand. Sad place to live

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Age: 24
Height: 6'
Weight: 160 lb
Race: Anglo Saxon
Location: Canada
Job: legal assistant
Salary: $35k
Living space: Parents house
Car: none
Phone: LG G2
PC Rig? what?
Penis size: 7"
Virgin? no
Relationship: it's complicated.
Recent Achievements: graduated with a BAH last spring, studying for law school now

>>676171449
>>676171813

What's wrong with earning money and investing in the future?

>>676174109
Did I meet you in Chiang Mai in September 2013?

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>Age
23
>Height
6'1"
>Weight
137lbs (hungry skeleton)
>Race
White
>Location
STL, Missouri
>Job
Full time sales floor at Burlington Coat Factory/Full time student at local CC doing Gen Ed. for Transfer
>Salary
$9.00/hr @ 40 hours a week. ~$17k/year before living costs
>Living Space
Parents basement
>Car
02' Jeep Grand Cherokee
>Phone
Android S3 Mini
>PC
i5 2500k
Radeon R9 270k
8GB RAM
120GB SSD/1TB HDD
>Penis Size
7.5"
>Virgin
Yes
>Relationship
Kissless/relationshipless virgin
>Recent Achievements
Pretty much nothing. I've been fucking around way too much and wasting so much time. I should've been done with CC by now and been at least training to get my EMT Certification or better yet, be in my undergrad.

>>676159495
Age:17
Height:174 cm
weight: 60 kilos
Race: bright like a diamond
Location: Germany
Job: Butcher(currently learning)
salary: shit
Living space: me mums house
Car: i have a nice bike
Phone: some china shit
Pc: gaming laptop from my dead brother, dont know what it can
Penis size: 17cm
Virgin?: yes.
Relationsship: noooo
Achievements: survived an abusive Father ( my brother didnt, was a shit nerd tho) otherwise nothing
[i know im a huge faggot]

>>676174976
you could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
AMBITION = 0
#MORTGAGEHURRRHURRDURR

>>676175166
What happened to your brother?

>>676175112
4/10 prob. ugly

>>676175382
he died

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>>676175528
how?

>>676175382
got beaten up my my dad and fell of the balcony because of it. dad is now in prison, undfortunately no death penalty because germany and only 6 years because it was an "accident"

>>676174983
No, I spent my time in Ko Phangan and Ko Samui, and fought in Bangkok a few times. Jeez man, Chiang Mai seems like a place for real hardcore Nak Muay. How was it?

>>676175464
Yeah, life is pretty lame right now. I'm about to interview for a second job so that I can get a little more money so I can hopefully save up and move out into my own place some day.

I don't really want to date or doing anything with a girl when I still live in a fucking windowless basement.

>>676174976
He isn't earning money though, he is earning dog shit, he investing into a shit future at a care home.

>>676175267

I haven't listed my ambitions, does saving to own your own home make you lack ambition? Enjoy living in a shitty apartment working at McDonalds for the rest of your life you scrub

>>676174764
Mint

>>676175765
agreed

>>676175650
Sorry about it /b/to must have been hard

>>676175730
if nothing holds you where you are atm just leave and go somewhere like europe and wander around having adventures. i had like 3 years of my live walking around robbing people and not giving a shit until i got caught once

>>676174576
weed, coke, speed, shrooms, lsd, various opiates, nutmeg... i shit you not, and some others i don't want to talk about. DMT was the main reason i quit. i was able to see my self destructive behavior and got very disgusted with everything. but yeah it's still a daily battle.

>>676175914
So.
Not only did you refer to Eton as a Uni.
You've now called a flat an apartment.

I don't work at McDonalds u cretin
Enjoy wasting your life saving money to never fucking spend you fucktard

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>>676159495
Age: 21
Hight: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Race: white
location: Minnesota
Job: Floor installer
Salary: 40k
living space: parents basement, soon to be bosses basement
Car: 1998 f150
Phone: droid MAX
pc: acer aspire v3, custom build coming in the mail
dick: 8in
virgin: yup
relationship: kek
Recent achievements: bout to get my E5 in the national guard, pay raise at work.
voting for: trump

>>676175987
was actually kinda happy about it because i didnt like my brother anyway and that was the point were authorities were forced to seperate this cunt from me and my mom. dancing in front of his prison window is my new hobby

>>676175987
probably not as hard as the ground his brother landed on.

Age: 18
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lb
Race: Hispanic
Location: USA
Job: Full time student
Salary: n/a
Living space: Dorm, Parents house
Car: oldsmobile intrigue 00
Phone: LG G4
PC Rig? PS4 and a shitty pc for csgo
Penis size: 6
Virgin? I got a blowjob but never been in pussy
Relationship: no
Recent Achievements: driving license and i got some certificate from my autotech class

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>>676176264

>>676176239
You sir, are a savage, I like that

>>676176155
I don't know what you're talking about Eton or Uni for.

Flats/apartments are interchangeable depending on where you live, maybe you were a yank I don't know.

It's becoming apparent now that you're an underclass loser who's bitter about people earning money. I spend money fine thanks, lots of investing so I'm thinking about whether I want to move country, life is good!

>>676164934
That's Michigan, not missouri.

>>676159495
fag/10

lmao iphone 6. For such a high GPA how could you be stupid enough to buy apple

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>>676176186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7tdIGE-dCs&list=FLEGkPqNlv9nZblBYy1xtvOA&index=2

>>676161775
>Job
>Full time loser
pull yourself together son, baby steps

Age: 30

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 260 lb

Race: yellow peril

Location: USA

Job: Paramedic/bartender

Salary: reported income: 27k actual: 65k

Living space: studio apartment in the ghetto part of the suburbs. which is actually pretty nice.

Car: 1977 chevy pickup

Phone: iPhone 6

PC Rig: uh, it runs fallout4?

Penis size: 6 in

Virgin? no

Relationship: none.emotional needs are met by a few platonic friends (that i have absolutely no desire to fuck) and my dick is kept warm by a handful of lonely and neglected housewives who have no illusions about the relationship. some of the ones who get divorced like to take me on vacations though, which is nice.

Recent Achievements: i get paid to sleep sometimes. getting my edumacation on, sponsored by the local trauma level hospital. no distractions otherwise.

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Age: 28
Height: 6"
Weight: 180
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: mcdonnalds
Salary: 30k year
Living space: renting house
Car: mr2 spyder
Phone: s6
PC Rig? I5 3570k unclocked
Penis size: 7 inches
Virgin? No
Relationship: yes
Recent Achievements: beat a level 40 blade dancer with a level 28 sin.

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>>676162442
>Height
>1.96 cm

Age: 21
Height: 6'2''
Weight: 180 lb
Race: White
Location: Scandinavia
Job: Nightclub Manager
Salary: $50k/year + average of $10k bonus
Living space: Small apartment with gf
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 6
PC Rig? macbook pro i got from work
Penis size: 6.5 in
Virgin? Nope
Relationship: gf since 1.5 years
Recent Achievements: I went from being a bus boy and working as the wardrobe-guy to manager of an exclusive nightclub.

>>676165369
I think it's funny that you distinguish yourself from the other Latin American races. I suppose Dominicans dont want to be mistaken for Mexican/P.R./Cuban?

>>676176509
Read the fucking thread u cunt - >>676172487

No they are not if you are from the UK it's refered to as a Flat.

I'm British, underclass? Bitch I own class.

Bet your a fucking Tory and everything on your 18k a year IT support cock sucking job, you tell your friends about all of your bullshit and sit on Facebook at work just to massage your Ego which is clearly as small as your baby dick.

>>676176771
>>676162442
1.96cm top kek m8
>you mean 1.96 m?

>>676176896


idk if the times have changed but used to be, you called a dominican a PR or vice versa, those were fighting words, even if you couldn't tell the two twats apart.

>>676166566
So... inspecting laundromats all day?

>>676176958

Yeah I wasn't involved in that thread of comment. I earn 26k a year, not 18k. I'm way too busy at work to check facebook. Not only are you a bitter loser, but you're also a dumb cunt.

Vote UKIP my friend :^)

Age: 18
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 220 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Looking for a new job
Salary: n/a
Living space: Parents house
Car: Looking for a new car
Phone: HTC Desire 610
PC Rig? Old Vista-era HP that I upgraded the fuck out of
Penis size: 5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: Yes
Recent Achievements: landing a relationship with a girl who is almost perfect, still can't believe she actually likes me
getting fired from recent job

>>676177035
Race = Caucasian/black/Latino/Hispanic
Ethnicity = german/american/Mexican
tl;dr - ur raterded sun
inb4 you spelled simple words wrong, I know

>>676159495
>Age: 29
>Height: 6'3''
>Weight: 250 lb
>Race: White
>Location: USA
>Job: Electrician
>Salary: 40k
>Living space: Parents house
>Car: 2015 Tacoma 4x4
>Phone: LG Optimus
>PC Rig? i7 4790k 2x760SLI
>Penis size: 6 in
>Virgin? Yes
>Relationship: none
>Recent Achievements: N/A

>>676177332
Oh so your an ignorant dumb fuck racist.
too busy sucking dick.
Bitter? Bitch I earn fucking a cunt load working in an industry in demand.

UKIP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHA GO FIGURE.

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Kek

>>676177485

um, what?

Age: 21
Height: 1.79m
Weight: 54kg (not anorexic, dunno wtf is wrong with me)
Race: White
Location: your moms house lel
Job: Security Guard + Student
Salary: 500€/month
Living space: 2-room-apt.
Car: nope
Phone: Huawei something something
PC Rig: like I care, I can run my shit
Penis size: not insecure, so I never measured
Virgin: No
Relationship: Yes
Recent achievements: Secured an internship in London at a pretty big company + finally saved up enough to buy engagement rings

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>>676177035
Interesting. Where I live, we just call them all gardeners.

>>676165685

so.....you gonna cut the cock?

>>676177878
Love you

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>>676177490
Hahahaha

>>676168491
Damn man you need to get laid.

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Age: 19 (20 in 10 days)
Height: 170 or so
Weight: 70kg
Race: White
Location: Finland
Job: lol nope
Salary: welfare, still almost a non existant amount of money
Living space: mom
Car: no
Phone: samsung galaxy s5 neo (with a payment plan)
PC Rig: no
Penis size: around the average, like 5-5,5 or more not sure
Virgin? no
Relationship: in relationship atm
Recent achievements: got released from the army for depression :^)

im a degenerate manlet so yeah roast me