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What celebrities browse /b/?
Me.
>>658065461
John Travolta here.
>>658066120
and who are you?
>>658066403
My name is Sam.
>>658065461
Seth come's here all the time to look for new epic maymay's for his super awesome cartoon show.
I do and you faggots still haven't figured out who i am
>>658066519
Sam Brown? WKUK Sam?
Luka Sabbat often lurks /b/
Danny Devito was confirmed a long time ago with a timestamp pic
>>658068351
What information do we have to use to identify you.
all of them under a certain age
>>658069390
Huh, Jesse Eisenberg really went down the drain.
>>658069390
>>658069888
>>658069957
>>658070051
Is this to imply Terry R?
IMO...I do photography just as well as he does...I'm positive about that.
![!!!summer'15 leak!!! the chin of Kunty Perry dripping profusely with Uncle TERRY's™ world-renown extra special secret sauce [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9jlPHE9.jpg "!!!summer'15 leak!!! the chin of Kunty Perry dripping profusely with Uncle TERRY's™ world-renown extra special secret sauce [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial]")
>>658070274
why you not a legend like Uncle?
>>658070454
Nice file name
Celebrities are just people, who cares
>>658070594
i agree
>>658070454
Never made the right connection. I have discovered a couple of girls that did end up shooting with Playboy, but no one that became famous.
>>658065461
I guarantee Daniel Tosh does. It's where half his fucking content comes from.
It's been speculated that Taylor Swift does as well, which I'd funny, but don't think so.
>>658070912
well my advice is just keep on keeping on, never stop doing what you enjoy in life,....you never know, maybe someday when Uncle leaves the earth you can..........................
>>658070274
IMO no one cares.
>>658070274
I don't see anything special about his photography, it's more about who you know when it comes to him.
>>658071114
Apparently you do because you took the time to post a comment.
>>658071171
Exactly my point.
>>658071171
ask Gavin and Oliver, they know better!
>>658071320
he don't know what true art is
%triforce
me
>>658069957
Looks like the guy>>658069957
Is that the guy from Criminal Minds?
![Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p0ManxA.jpg "Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo]")
>>658065461
I hear moot is a lurker.
>>658071469
Actually, you don't. But that's ok
>>658071654
i hate that fag8 cause he used to bang lil Ali
http://terrysdiary.com/post/49183199631/matthew-gray-gubler-and-ali-michael-spring
>>658071654
Yep
>>658071684
For the love of all things holy - what is her name?
handy Jesus here to wish you all a Merry Christmas!
>>658067174
You think she's ever posted tits and we just never knew?
>>658071852
sorry m8 i forget her ID, just 1 of Uncle's fuck buddy models
>>658071179
This shit legit? If so there anymore?
![!!!summer'15 leak!!! uncle T-Bone pulling out to give Selena Gomez a wetback [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W0Zn8RK.jpg "!!!summer'15 leak!!! uncle T-Bone pulling out to give Selena Gomez a wetback [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take]")
>>658072033
here you go mate from the archives:
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/655510850/#655526267
>>658072329
If that pic is legit, then I'd like to view more of the outtakes for research purposes.
>>658072572
Your hand?
>>658072591
well it leaked when the 2nd fappening was under way and the hackers said it was legit, it does look just like SG's asshole and + she hinted at it/joked about it but took the tweet down 5min later
also Terry had his lawyer get the leaks wiped from google so he doesnt get sued
![Terry having some fun with Miranda Kerr [leaked].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O3w3rAq.jpg "Terry having some fun with Miranda Kerr [leaked]")
>>658065461
Patricia Tallman (who is hawt) came here at least once.
>>658072693
never know who >>658065461
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW............
Funny how you sickfucks so eager to share pics of what have been done towards female. Why not share what have been done to male models too by certain gay/straight photographers? Often much worse than you could ever imagine. But I should know better y'all sickfucks only care to fap.
>>658073252
back to facebook and reddit you go?
>>658073137
Well, let Terry R. know that we can can do a dual shoot together and compare pics any day.
I'm a famous writer in my home country, but not very famous outside of it. Some of my books are in English, but not all. You probably do not know my name.
>>658073636
just maybe....
>>658073394
>>658073691
>>658073764
Why is every thread ruined with this tool bag?
>>658073818
>ruined
saved
>>658073764
terry's the king
\m/
This is now a TERRY RICHARDSON thread
>>658073934
hail
>>658073764
No disrespect for what he's done or the way that he does it, but he's not that special in his photography.
tR is horrible. He just gets them naked.
It's sad to see not only celebrities going so corrupt, but also to see such a horrible photographer being used to corrupt. the world is going to hell
>>658074130
“The goal is to get the best image possible, and if that means that somebody standing off to the side gets a more candid shot than me, then I’m all for it,” Richardson laughs. “Which doesn’t always make my clients happy if I’m working on a job, but the way I see it, it really doesn’t matter who is actually pressing the shutter, because they’re my images. It’s a picture that I’ve created. I don’t work off lights and angles; I work off emotions. A mood that I create.”
>>658071874
Probably.
>>658074296
you're just jealous because he gets more women and has more talent than you'll ever have.
>>658074296
back to church you go?
>>658069268
>>658070274
>>658070912
>>658071171
>>658071257
>>658072591
>>658072693
>>658073636
>>658074130
These are all of my comments, so yeah, I take responsibility for my comments about Terry R's photography.
Peace out!
>>658074296
you're just mad because he fucks hot models for a living
>>658074682
One of those was me newfag
""Soon, the shoots got wilder, and often Terry's assistants, Seth and Keiji, had to be on hand to take the actual pictures. 'I always say I make pictures rather than take pictures,' explains Terry.""
>>658074130
The guy is a total faggot and a massive creep with the people he shoots. No fucking wonder he's /b/ hero
>>658074779
Yes, because it spreads disease, mental and physical, and isn't art. And?
>>658074947
Yes, my bad, I grabbed that one in error.
>>658074985
>total faggot and a massive creep
I seriously don't understand. The guys rich and famous, fucks the population of a small city in gorgeous women, yet he's a faggot and a creep lol like wat how does succeed
Seems like he's documenting good times to me. What drugs are involved in these shoots?
I can see how real photographers would be easily pissed and hate this guy, i can equally see how anyone who has a sense of decency would hate him also. He's a disgusting slob, most likely a pedophile also
>>658075222
>What drugs are involved
< --- those kind
>>658075073
Life is basically about fucking as much as you possibly can before you crap out... this guy pretty much did that. Life = most reproduction possible in order to pass on genetics.
>isn't art
I disagree completely. It's so easy to dismiss things when you just don't like them or don't want it to be a certain way. However of course everybody is an expert especially on the internet. I don't think that child porn animation shit that floats around on here is at all good but it's still arguably "art".
>>658075222
trips get
>>658066810
Please the only reason this guy have any money is cause he sucked off matt gorging.
>>658075460
Life is about seeking the kingdom of God and making it to heaven. Sex is a tool for reproduction.
>>658074057
who is this?
>>658075701
Juliette Lewis
>>658066810
Is this that one porn star ?
>>658075347
Sobriety? Didn't see that coming...
I would be Nixon drinks in the bathroom. That's supposed to say mixin but he'll let's Nixon drinks now.
>>658075599
Nice get.
'Terry always did his own thing,' says Stephen Male, recalling those early days. 'I remember when the contact sheets came in for the Levi's shoot we did, every single one would feature a photograph of the model with her top off. I remember thinking, "How did he do that?" I mean, it wasn't really what was required for the shoot. Then it became Terry's thing. It seems almost quaint and old-fashioned now that we'd find it questionable. But that's fashion for you. Once somebody pushes the envelope, it doesn't take long for taboo images to become acceptable. Plus, fashion needs people like Terry; it needs to feel it has an edge all the time.' Terry, unsurprisingly, concurs. 'Hell, somebody's gotta come up once in a while and say bollocks to all that mainstream, glamour stuff.'
>>658075876
hell*
>>658075460
>Life is basically about fucking as much as you possibly
It's survival of the fittest. He apparently has very good genes because all the women want his D.
This guy on the otherhand will die alone as a virgin lmao>>658075599
>>658070912
No you didn't
>>658076224
>>658076224
I have a wife, definitely not a virgin. Seek God and repent, modern science proves he's real. Initial studies indicated the burial shroud of Jesus was a hoax but follow up studies prove it is legitimate. Look up shroud.com or YouTube shroud of turin. Repent and let Jesus save you
>>658076627
Nice bate mate.
Seth cameo kek
adorable.
>>658071654
He's gorgeouz
>>658075500
failed cartoonist detected
>>658075214
No, he's literally a faggot.
>>658070274
A drunk monkey with a Polaroid camera can take better pictures than him.
>celebrities
>>658076311
Who?
>>658070594
>implying normal people browse /b/
>>658077099
I wonder how he manage to fuck all this women
>>658075073
Rationalizing the reason why you don't have sec as your own choice got ya....
>>658077293
http://whyvincentgallo.blog
spot.com/2009/04/old-grand-royal-interview.html
My grandma was nice to me once. And the only girl I ever loved, who I haven't seen since I was eleven years old, Angela Mirasci from Pittston, PA. If anybody knows her, tell her I still love her. Though, when I was twelve, I met a girl named Otta Marie Monaco at a resort called Villa Roma, I would like to see her again, too. Since then though, it's been only regrets. Especially the last one, Bethany. Boy I wish I never met her. I like Truman Capote. The waiters at the Chinese restaurant in New York, Sun Lok Kee, have always been nice to me. Joanne Cologna tries her best to be a friend. >Seth Goldfarb has never let me down.
Taylor Swift, if you read this, I dont care for your chose brand of music but i will gladly eat a banana out of your ass, then you can write a song about it after we break up
>>658077293
mr Goldfarb \m/
>>658071638
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>>658077211
Dubs of truth
>>658073829
i had those silver nikes. they were like £120.
>>658071864
thank u handy jesus
>>658065461
does trevor moore still come around /b/ or was that a once off thing
Just checking to see if I'm banned, ignore this.
idk if it was already posted but Trevor Moore posted with a timestamp once
>>658070754
His big toes look like poisonous snake heads.
>>658078116
ure all g
>>658078007
nice! Keiichi has ggod taste
>>658078249
>His big toes look like poisonous snake heads.
terry is satan?
>>658065461
I was in an episode of smallville
>>658071033
>Daniel Tosh
OP said celebrities
>>658071033
taylor swift doesn't. there's a bunch of screencaps of a thread that was supposedly by taylor swift but it was proven wrong. another popular theory is that /b/ named Taylor's cat (meredith) but if you look at the timestamps of the posts on /b/, and the date taylor mentioned her cat's name on Twitter, this was also confirmed false
>>658074057
this is now a Vincent Gallo thread.......................
>>658071617 >>658076651 >>658077712
>>658079156
oops wrong size
HIM: Thank you. That's really nice of you to say. I never really know what to say when people tell me that. And by the way, I'm not gay either. Never have been. Never will be. But I was just going to say the same thing to you.
http://whyvincentgallo.blogspot.com/2009/04/old-grand-royal-interview.html
ME: Alright, so, you've had success acting in 17 movies, including the European blockbuster Arizona Dream; the painfully sweet and charming Palookaville, which you stole; The Funeral, which we all would have liked to see more of you in; House of the Spirits in which you rose above an all-star cast; and the upcoming films Truth or Consequences, N.M., which was hardly directed by Kiefer Sutherland; and Roland Joffe's new film Goodbye Lover, with the beautiful and kinky Patricia Arquette. Now, you are about to direct your own film, Buffalo '66 which you wrote and will star in. You headed the legendary band Gray with Jean-Michel Basquiat, and have done two solo albums since then. You are now recording an LP for Warp Records which is going to be called When, which won't be finished and released until September of 2001. You've had 15 one-man shows of your paintings. You had your own clothing line, which was very conceptual, you sort of transformed found clothing into new clothing. Although I have a hunch, years from now, there will be a failed movie actress named Tara Subkoff, and a friend, boy, I can never remember his name, who will rip off all your clothing ideas and start their own company and call it Imitation of Christ. I guess maybe because you look so much like Jesus Christ. I guess maybe they should be more clear and just call it Imitation of....
>>658079467
...of Vincent Gallo. You won 88 trophies racing motorcycles. You have the most important collection of vintage HiFi gear in the US, and you write stunning articles for many HiFi-related magazines. You collect guitars and recording equipment. You do plumbing, electric and plaster work. You cook and clean like a Sicilian immigrant. You co-managed the New York City Breakers and helped create and produce the famed Graffiti Rock TV show. You are a supermodel. And you've supermodeled for Calvin Klein, Yoji Yamamoto and Anna Sui all over the world. You satisfied 36 girls at a Motel 6 in Texas in four hours. Legend has it that the maid keeps three dozen rubbers in a shrine in Mexico. You can fix or repair TVs and VCRs. You still maintain a 90 mph fastballl even though you must be well into your twenties. Hey Vincent, what the hell don't you do?
HIM: I don't trust or love anyone.
ME: Why?
HIM: Because people are all creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
ME: Who do you think are the creepiest?
>>658075170
>photographer
So you're essentially useless and easily replaceable. Neat.
>>658079613
HIM: I'm glad you asked. Well, there's that rat bastard, Tracy Falco, the backstabber from Ted Demme's company; that twisted phony Rene Ricard; Kate Miller that lesbo monster; Kelly Lynch that bullshit bad actress, she's the queen member of the lucky club; Tim Roth, that filthy no-talent mini dwarf Brit; Bill and Hillary Clinton and their ugly orphan-like daughter Chelsea; Greta Seacat and her poisoned mind "acting coach," my ass; Susan Bertram, that Judas piece of crap, listen everybody, she's the worst wardrobe person in the world, don't hire her for your film; Mark Romanek, that dark, anal photo plagiarist and his useless penis, he's a great example of a world gone wrong; Cheryl "Dumpy" Dunn and her pigeon dung photographs, wow is she creepy; Phil Goldfarb that AlAnon basketcase, worst producer who ever lived; Jennifer "Leave me alone" Levy; Dewey's friend, Analisa "The character assassin" Tessin; Vicky Icky she was so sticky Galvez Bici; that lumpy-assed Alba Clemente; Paul "I can't direct but boy, can I brown nose my way to the top" Anderson and his fermented, mulatto cannabis-soaked girlfriend Fiona Apple who coulda been shoulda been; Kelly Lynch's bitch-whipped husband Mitch; Nam-Anh Duong; John Kennedy Jr. that philandering cadaver; my Ex-Mother-in-law; Tammy "Sick Sick Sick and Ugly Ugly Ugly" Rosen, that jerk; Todd "you wish you had my rod" Feldman, that short Jew bastard and his polluted and dishonest cousin Eileen Feldman, it's a miracle anyone can even make a movie with assholes like this in
I'm not really a celebrity, people don't ever recognize me in public anyway.
But people know of me.....
Tiesto-fag reporting in
>>658079768
Hollywood; Davis "Boy Does a Herpes Sore Smell" LaChapellle; everyone at Lions Gate films, is that the best Canada has to offer, a bunch of lowlifes like that?; Jefferson "What a" Hack from Dazed and Confused magazine are they still in business? Cause I heard all he does now is fetch cocaine for Kate Moss; Dale "H like in Homo, I like in In-his-ass, and V like in Virus" Peck I dare anyone to stay awake through one of his novels. That's some creepy losers right there, huh? Huh? And what about the actress Zoey "Go Ahead and Blow Me" Deschanel, you fuckin' lying whore, I'll get you; from Universal Home DVD Releases, Colleen Benn(d her over and fuck her fat asshole); Suzanne "Pockface" Nichols and her pockmarked nipples; Michael "Musty" Musto (faggot); Andrew "Drew a picture of his penis on a matchbook actual size" Richardson and his syphillytic boyfriend Bob Racine [hairstylist, look it up]; And from Connecticut without Etiquette, Chloe Sevigny, who when she's not drunk and posing in movies is busy out spreading Harmony Korine's herpes. Oh yeah, and my mother. Mamma Creepy Corleone. And my father, the Godfather of Creepy.
>>658079887
ME: Wow. That's amazing. I agree with you about all of them. Especially your mother. Boy, people are creepy, huh? Though, chicks after you date them are the creepiest. Anyway, are there any dead or alive folks that you like at all?
HIM: I'm glad you asked. Well, my beautiful white dog is number one. And I've always loved Richard Nixon. And the wonderful and classy hero Ronald Reagan and his beautiful wife Nancy. The underrated genius Governor from New York State George Pataki, Rush "Howard Stern could only dream of being as good as you" Limbaugh, Robert Ryman, Cy Twombly, Pier Paolo Passolini, Mario Bava, Lucio Fulce, Robert Bresson, and Ozu. I will always love Chris Squire, the bass player from Yes, and John Wayne, Charlton Heston, and Charles Bronson. He's good Charles Bronson, real good. My beautiful white dog, my former friend Johnny Ramone and his gold-digging wife Linda, you gotta lover her though. She can't help it. My ex-girlfriend Vicki Clay has had moments of kindness too, but those moments come and go. The sex bunny PJ Harvey. My friends Cat Doran, Anna Sui, Mark Lyons, Layla Nabulsi, my beautiful white dog, I like the
>>658080008
filmmaker Gaspar Noe, and the photographer Corin Day, and the always pretty Rosemary Ferguson. I think Jaquetta Wheeler is very pretty… My grandma was nice to me once. And the only girl I ever loved, who I haven't seen since I was eleven years old, Angela Mirasci from Pittston, PA. If anybody knows her, tell her I still love her. Though, when I was twelve, I met a girl named Otta Marie Monaco at a resort called Villa Roma, I would like to see her again, too. Since then though, it's been only regrets. Especially the last one, Bethany. Boy I wish I never met her. I like Truman Capote. The waiters at the Chinese restaurant in New York, Sun Lok Kee, have always been nice to me. Joanne Cologna tries her best to be a friend. Seth Goldfarb has never let me down.
ME: I heard your father beat the shit out of you every day of your childhood. That he said you were nothing but a bum. And that you would always be a bum. That you were grounded once for a year when he found out you raised the heater thermostat from 38° to 41° one cold winter day during your worst flu and bout of strep throat. That your father broke your nose once because you broke your ankle playing football and the doctor bill was $55. That your mother was dishonest, cold-hearted and a thief. That she idolized your brother and hated you. That she shaved your head of its beautiful long hair the night before your first day of high school and ruined your life.
HIM: I've totally forgiven my parents for all of that. I have no more resentments or angers. I understand now that they did the best they could. That they're God's children.
ME: Did you see any good movies this year?
HIM: The just-released Rolling Stones film, Rock-n-roll Circus, Paradise Lost and especially the PBS documentaryTriumph of the Nerds. Those were all brilliant.
ME: What were the worst ones you remember?
HIM: Swingers, the L.A. Jewish Mean Streets. Paul Thomas Anderson's Sydney, starring Harvey Weinstein's fellater Gwyneth Paltrow. I know she's gonna blow her way to an Oscar one day. Any French film. Gummo -- when I think of all the great films that barely get released, to think of this midget, rich Jew from Nashville coming to New York City pretending he's Jean-Luc Goddard, and getting to make that piece of crap -- wow. You young kids are lost. You don't have anything better to do with your time? Why don't you clean your apartments, or at least your bongs. Bastard Out of Carolina -- Angelica Huston directing, need I say more. And the dreadful thriftshop ad I Shot Andy Warhol, why would anybody put Lili Taylor in a movie? She is so ugly. Ugly is ugly ok, it's not interesting. It's ugly, OK? She ugly. Ugly ugly ugly. I don't like her. Plus she's an asshole. Nothing worse than an ugly asshole, shouldn't ugly people at least be nice? It's bad enough most good looking people are assholes. Anyway, just seeing a movie poster with Skeet Ulrich on it is more than enough to make me pass gas. In a perfect world, Skeet Ulrich would be stopped by the doorman.
ME: Wow, you know your films. Are there any actors you'd like to work with?
HIM: No.
ME: Any actresses?
HIM: Well, I do like girls, so let me think. I just saw some scenes from the unfinished Lolita, and the girl in it, Dominique Swain, is brilliant. She blows that asshole Jeremy Irons off the screen. And I think the little girl Kirsten Dunst will be really good. She's already good now. If they were still young, I'd like to do kissing scenes with Tuesday Weld, Sandy Denis, Kitty Lynn, Deborah Winters, Glynnis O'Connor, Nicoletta Machiavelli, and Elizabeth Montgomery. Lee Remick, she was cute. I guess I only like whiteys. Yeah, whiteys. Although, remember that TV Show "Julia" with the black lady in it? She was cute. Nah, forget it. I couldn't do it.
ME: I know you have 10,000 albums, but are there any new bands you like?
HIM: I like Cat Power, especially the song Mr. Gallo. I would like any band that did a song about me. Even though that good looking Cat Power chick, Chan Marshall, wrote some nasty words. What could she do? She loved me. I would've done the same thing if I loved me. Anyway, that chick's a superstar. I should've stayed with her. PJ Harvey. The new Aphex Twin record is good. I still sort of like listening to the same 20 records that I've been listening to for years.
ME: Like which ones?
HIM: Charles Mingus Plays Piano, This is Tal Farlow on Verve, the Yes album, Tales from Topographic Oceans, all the Stooges albums, stuff like that.
ME: You have good taste.
HIM: Thanks, handsome.
ME: Anything in life you're looking forward to?
HIM: I just placed an order for a miniature donkey. I should be getting her in about two months.
ME: A miniature donkey? What's that?
HIM: A very, very small donkey, dummy.
HIM: What do they eat?
Dan Harmon, Justin roiland both said they lurk.
Deadmouse or whatever did an AMA on /mu/
Louis c.k used to browse /TV/
Tom green I guess he counts
Zelda Williams browses /v/ so I am sure robin stopped by
Kenny of Kenny vs spenny
HIM: The same things big donkeys eat, only a lot less.
ME: What are you going to call her?
HIM: Daisy. I'm going to build myself a sombrero and walk her around the city. [Our waitress comes over and brings the check. Vincent swipes it out of my hand and lays down some cash. He's such a guy that way. We're talking a hell of a tip, too. As we were getting up to leave I asked him one more question.]
ME: Hey Vincent, are you happy or sad?
HIM: I'm the happiest the saddest guy in the world can be.
ME: Strange. I feel exactly the same way.
[We shake hands and say goodbye, knowing we'll see each other again and again and again. Me and him. Him and me.] You can email Vincent Gallo or Vincent Gallo at [email protected]
>>658070351
moar of that chick
![uncle T-bone exhausted after a long day of hardcore screwing for his unreleased artistic 10¢ fuck–flicks [put some muscle into jerk-jerk-jerking].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lN3rGJP.jpg "uncle T-bone exhausted after a long day of hardcore screwing for his unreleased artistic 10¢ fuck–flicks [put some muscle into jerk-jerk-jerking]")
